You think your job is bad?

[The Douche]

Today I have to get my dick pierced (prince albert) for my job.

Fuck anybody who complains about how much their work sucks, its not as bad as mine.:glare:

[Principia Ethica]

Why do you *have* to?

[bietan jarrai]

Yeah, why?

[The Douche]

I work in a tattoo shop and my piercing apprenticeship is starting soon.

[Die Rote Fahne]

I work in a tattoo shop and my piercing apprenticeship is starting soon.

You need your dick pierced for that? Or did you choose it?

[The Douche]

Part of learning to pierce is to get piercings...

[Die Rote Fahne]

Part of learning to pierce is to get piercings...

Ok...

[Die Rote Fahne]

Ok...

So are you piercing your own dick? Because if you aren't, then why the hell can't you just learn about dick piercings.

[Comrade Crow]

Part of learning to pierce is to get piercings...

Yeah but surely you wouldn't have to get your own cock pierced to gain said learning experince.

If so, I would go to another shop, they're fucking with you.

[nuisance]

aye well atleast your partner might get a few kicks from it.

[The Douche]

Of course you can just read about it, but its part of the process, the get piercings, plus the fact that I don't have any right now, opens me up to being called out for it.


As for going to another shop, thats not an option, for so many reasons, mainly this is the shop I have always gone to, my friends work here, my apprenticeship is free, in fact its paid, and I have a job here once its done.

Yes, I am getting fucked with, cause its not like a regular job. I put this in chit chat for a reason, and not worker struggles or some shit.

[Comrade Crow]

Of course you can just read about it, but its part of the process, the get piercings, plus the fact that I don't have any right now, opens me up to being called out for it.


Well, if you don't mind your cock being pierced, that's cool, I'm just saying, I rather read about it and peirce other cocks than my own.

[The Douche]

Well, if you don't mind your cock being pierced, that's cool, I'm just saying, I rather read about it and peirce other cocks than my own.

I'm not doing it myself, its also because our current piercer hasn't done genitals, he learned it but never did it, he's starting now so he can supplement his income as I take over the simpler piercings.

[ComradeGrant]

I'll be following this thread closely

[Martin Blank]

Wow. The job market is tough these days.

[The Douche]

Still no update, its been kind of busy here today.


Wish we could've done it first thing, then I wouldn't be sweating it all day.

[coda]

what if it gets infected with septicemia and they have to amputate?

[Salyut]

fyi you are going to bleed like crazy for like three days


Part of learning to pierce is to get piercings...

I've never heard of a shop doing that. Pretty sure they're fucking with you.

[The Douche]

what if it gets infected with septicemia and they have to amputate?

Not gonna happen, I work in a professional shop, and I happen to be the dude who does the cleaning. And I take showers regularly.


I've never heard of a shop doing that. Pretty sure they're fucking with you.

Would you get pierced by somebody with no piercings?

Of course I'm getting fucked with, don't you fuck with your friends?

[Nuvem]

When I got a thyroidectomy, I didn't demand a doctor who had half their thyroid removed. When my mother got a hystorectomy, she didn't demand a doctor without a uterus. If I got my dick pierced, I wouldn't demand my artist to drop his pants and show me his cockmetal.

[The Douche]

When I got a thyroidectomy, I didn't demand a doctor who had half their thyroid removed. When my mother got a hystorectomy, she didn't demand a doctor without a uterus. If I got my dick pierced, I wouldn't demand my artist to drop his pants and show me his cockmetal.

Well I could throw a fit and refuse to do it, I wouldn't get fired, but I would loose the respect of my coworkers and friends.

Piercing isn't like being a doctor. There are rights of passage. Would you get a tattoo from a dude with no tattoos? If so, you're making a mistake. And as such, you shouldn't get a piercing from somebody with no piercings, the process ultimately will only help me become better at my job, despite the fact that I don't want to do it.

[Tjis]

I can understand the need to get a piercing when you're supposed to be piercing others in the future. But why must your first piercing be a prince albert?

[The Douche]

Its not my first piercing, I just don't have any others at the moment.

And its because the current piercer learned how to do genital piercings, but never did them, so now he has to get practice on them again. Obviously its not cool to practice on regular customers, so the practice is done on people who work here, apprentices, and friends/people who hang out at the shop.

And when it comes time for me to learn how to do genital piercings, I will have to recruit some poor friend to get it done if I can't find a friend who wants it.


I guess if you're not in the body modification community it seems weird. But its pretty common to put apprentices and shit through silly things, assuming that they are traditional apprentices and not people paying to learn how to do it.

[praxis1966]

I think we should all just take a moment and consider the fact that cmoney's last job involved people trying to pierce his face with rocket propelled grenades.

By comparison, piercing his willy with a needle seems small potatoes.

[Pirate Utopian]

I dont know about that...

[Kuppo Shakur]

Just pierce your friend to get even.

With your willy of course.

[Salyut]

Actually its perfectly feasible to DIY a PA. That'd impress them.

[9]

lol

[Pioneers_Violin]

My job involves free finger-piercings as a fringe benefit. Ow.

Sometimes I even get complimentary holes in other parts of my body, though I usually just get bruises.

At least they don't yet charge for bandages! :lol:

[Blackscare]

Would you get pierced by somebody with no piercings?


Then why don't you just get something else? Don't be a fucking dillhole. It's not like customers are going to magically know that you rammed a piece of metal through your shemp and feel better about it anyway.

[Johnny Kerosene]

Won't it heal if you stop putting the ring in? Also, to Blackscare, I don't think it matters if the customer knows he got his dick pierced, but if he ever pierces someone's dick, then he'll know how they feel. And as he said, his friends are fucking with him.

[nuisance]

getting your cock piereced isn't that much of a big deal, the needle goes through what is basically a piece of skin on the under side of the penis after being inserted down the japseye. being nervous/apprehensive is obviously fair enough but there's no reason to kick up a massive fuss, spesh when it's essentially constructive banter (a joke that shall have positive effects- the guy being able to practice). it can also be taken out if wanted too.

[Obs]

needle [...] being inserted down the japseye.

isn't that much of a big deal

Either you are fucking hardcore or a filthy liar.

[bietan jarrai]

I'm just wondering, wouldn't that make masturbation hurtful and sex dangerous? I can't really imagine.

[nuisance]

Either you are fucking hardcore or a filthy liar.
neither really, if i have confidence in the person doing it.

[The Douche]

getting your cock piereced isn't that much of a big deal, the needle goes through what is basically a piece of skin on the under side of the penis after being inserted down the japseye. being nervous/apprehensive is obviously fair enough but there's no reason to kick up a massive fuss, spesh when it's essentially constructive banter (a joke that shall have positive effects- the guy being able to practice). it can also be taken out if wanted too.

I was surprised at everybody's inability to see any humor in this.


I think we should all just take a moment and consider the fact that cmoney's last job involved people trying to pierce his face with rocket propelled grenades.

By comparison, piercing his willy with a needle seems small potatoes.
:cool:

[JustMovement]

i think its fucking hilarious if it makes you....feel better (something tells me you wont be tho for the next couple days

[JustMovement]

:laugh:

[Il Medico]

Come be a Tattoo and piercing specialist!

-Great hours
-Friendly people
-Great benefits
-Good pay.
(Oh and you have to shove a piece of metal through your dick)

[Sasha]

How did the joke go again?

A man walks into an public urinal to take an leek and can't help but notice that the guy on his left is pissing with two streams, the dude notices his baffeled look and explains that he just got his dick pierced.
Just at that moment an guys bursts in and takes the urinal on his right. After a few moments the man glances over and notices that his neighboor is pissing with 24 streams. "Pierced?" He asks. "no my zipper is stuck" he answers....


Enjoy sitting down Cmoney :D

[Manic Impressive]

being inserted down the japseye.
erm racist much?

can't believe that anyone else finds that acceptable

[praxis1966]

erm racist much?

can't believe that anyone else finds that acceptable

Fuck me running. I'd never heard the term before so it didn't occur to me until you said something. Yeah, I'd say that's highly inappropriate.

[Obs]

Fuck me running. I'd never heard the term before so it didn't occur to me until you said something. Yeah, I'd say that's highly inappropriate.
Exactly this, and I even quoted it, damn

[Manic Impressive]

It is a common saying in the UK so I'm not calling the user a racist but people need to think about what they're saying. It's pretty obvious that the term is derogatory and offensive.

[Tommy4ever]

Come on. Can't you let us say japseye?

I mean, I don't even know any other terms for it. :P

[praxis1966]

Come on. Can't you let us say japseye?

I mean, I don't even know any other terms for it. :P

Hey, don't get it twisted. I don't have any authority in Chit-Chat. I'm just the forum moderator for the Non-Political subforum... If the bold print under my name said "global moderator" or "admin," that would be a different story. But if you're asking my opinion, I'd have to say using the term is a really bad idea.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Come on. Can't you let us say japseye?

I mean, I don't even know any other terms for it. :P

I suggest you delete the posts with the word. If someone reports it, or an addy comes across it, it could result in a ban.

[scarletghoul]

Yeah I can't think of any other words for it actually..... it would be cool to learm some so i dont have to say japseye, as its not a good word to use

and you can do it cmoney. just remember all genuine knowledge originates in practice. dare to struggle dare to win

[Obs]

Urethra?

[Decolonize The Left]

You really can't think of any other terms for... say... a peehole. Fucking third-graders can think of more terms than that...

- August

[Susurrus]

Eye of Sauron.

[Sasha]

You really can't think of any other terms for... say... a peehole. Fucking third-graders can think of more terms than that...

- August


to be fair, 3th graders have an pretty impressive vocabulary when it comes to the body bits that are involved in pissing, pooping and sex.

[bietan jarrai]

to be fair, 3th graders have an pretty impressive vocabulary when it comes to the body bits that are involved in pissing, pooping and sex.
You guys should really consider some app that would let us "thumbs up" posts, there are some posts here that deserve it. And saying "LOL"or ":thumbup1:" is just not enough.

[Obs]

You guys should really consider some app that would let us "thumbs up" posts
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[bietan jarrai]

No.
that's one I'd thumb up.

[praxis1966]

Eye of Sauron.

This one.

[Dogs On Acid]

Eye of Sauron.

I fucking LOL'd

[Susurrus]

I SEE YOU would take on a whole new meaning.

[Angry Young Man]

Don't they make you unable to wear blobs or something?

You're getting the clap.

[The Douche]

Whats a blob? And why the fuck would I get the clap?

[Angry Young Man]

A condom.

And you might have unprotected sex with a girl with the clap.

ED: Or a boy. I don't know your incline or gender

[Sasha]

i think the clap is one of the lesser STD's one should worry about, pregnancy is an more common and nastier one for starters

[Manic Impressive]

Are you calling the human race a disease?

[Aurora]

John Zerzan powers activate!

[praxis1966]

Are you calling the human race a disease?

Not the human race, just any of cmoney's potential offspring.

[Dogs On Acid]

You can't wear a wetsuit with a piercing?

I honestly never thought of that :mellow:

[Angry Young Man]

i think the clap is one of the lesser STD's one should worry about,

Described as 'like pissing broken glass, razor blades and fish hooks.' Also makes your nob go all gammy.

[Manic Impressive]

Not the human race, just any of cmoney's potential offspring.
:lol:

[Obs]

Not the human race, just any of cmoney's potential offspring.
Not even exaggerating, I laughed out loud at that.

[Obs]

Described as 'like pissing broken glass, razor blades and fish hooks.' Also makes your nob go all gammy.
This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS) might be a bit worse.

[Dogs On Acid]

This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS) might be a bit worse.

Depends on the individual. AIDS stays dormant for 10 years or more until shit hits the fan.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Rename your willy "Stalin: Dick of Steel"

[Obs]

Depends on the individual. AIDS stays dormant for 10 years or more until shit hits the fan.
Yeah, but then you die.

[Dogs On Acid]

Yeah, but then you die.

Not from AIDS. It just destroys the immune system of the victim.

[Broletariat]

Not from AIDS. It just destroys the immune system of the victim.

Guns don't kill people, bullets do, wait no not even bullets, just the blood loss.

[Dogs On Acid]

Guns don't kill people, bullets do, wait no not even bullets, just the blood loss.

You lack knowledge. AIDS doesn't kill you. You can live in sterile environment whilst contaminated with HIV with nothing more that a few sores and weakness.

It's the common infections that come AFTER AIDS that kill you, for you have no defences (leukocytes).

[Broletariat]

You lack knowledge. AIDS doesn't kill you. You can live in sterile environment whilst contaminated with HIV with nothing more that a few sores and weakness.

It's the common infections that come AFTER AIDS that kill you, for you have no defences (leukocytes).

Guns don't kill you, you can shoot an unloaded gun, or one with a safety ON at your head forever and you'll never die.

Even if you do shoot yourself, if you hit like, your finger, you'll still be fine.

[Dogs On Acid]

Guns don't kill you, you can shoot an unloaded gun, or one with a safety ON at your head forever and you'll never die.

Even if you do shoot yourself, if you hit like, your finger, you'll still be fine.

Will you stop with the terrible euphemisms please. Talk science.

[Angry Young Man]

Guns don't kill people, bullets do, wait no not even bullets, just the blood loss.

No, rappers do. Sound of tha police WHOOP WHOOP

[praxis1966]

:lol:


Not even exaggerating, I laughed out loud at that.

:cool:

[The Douche]

Not the human race, just any of cmoney's potential offspring.

This is why we need a like function in chit-chat.

[praxis1966]

This is why we need a like function in chit-chat.

Hahaha Thanks, homie... :lol:

[bietan jarrai]

This is why we need a like function in chit-chat.

True.