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Delenda Carthago
10th July 2011, 16:51
http://www.akouseto.gr/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/nautical.jpg

Are you an anarchist? A communist? An insurectionist? A revolutionary of any kind? Are you a tuff guy who thinks bungee jumping is for sissies and wants to live a REAL adventure?

Come to Greece!

The place were the wildest of your dreams can be true! Enjoy one or more of the many interesting activities we offer including:

Rioting
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P_5zaaXP8HE/TQ93nmbVewI/AAAAAAAADc8/r_ExF6dmMRg/s1600/Molotof_450x.jpg

Arsoning
http://koukios.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/gazakia.jpg


Squating
http://tvxs.gr/sites/default/files/images/story/img_5785.jpeg

Occupying
http://www.zougla.gr/file.ashx?fp=~/Uploads/christos/PameYPOIK.jpg

Antifascist Street fighting
http://athens.indymedia.org/local/webcast/uploads/sistes.jpg

and many many more...

Greece is the place were you can find the biggest communist gatherings in Europe

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zN539THtFGs/S_MhqTOW5EI/AAAAAAAAAGk/BdE2CbdYocw/s320/syllalhthrio_kke_15_5_2010_7.jpg

and the GS of the third biggest party can say that they dont have a problem to fight the cops if they have to.

We also offer one of the best heroine markets in the western world, with many many junkies more than willing to find for you the best stuff in the market!
http://content-mcdn.feed.gr/filesystem/images/20081108/low/assets_LARGE_t_420_1889083.JPG

Αnd for those of you that are vonerable to cold, you dont have to worry a bit! Athens city is 99% made of concrete so the heat never leaves, not even in the night!

So come on! The Greek experience is waiting for you! See what the script writter of Mad Max was dreaming back in the 80's! Live your myth in Greece!

Cleansing Conspiratorial Revolutionary Flame
10th July 2011, 16:57
You had me at arson. :blushing:

Pioneers_Violin
10th July 2011, 17:11
Wow.

Where do I sign?

I have only a few rudimentary skills to offer in support though. And my language skills are limited. I wouldn't want to be more hinderance than help.

Seriously, Greece is where it's at. They're the first to take a serious stand against the neo-Feudal fascists. This is what good people everywhere are likely to be up against pretty soon. Learn from the people of Greece.

Susurrus
10th July 2011, 17:27
I actually went to Greece once, but I was still a liberal back then, so I didn't know about any of the political stuff. It saddens me to think that I missed all that :(.

NoOneIsIllegal
10th July 2011, 17:45
Your food rocks my world, but your riots are what won me over <3

Delenda Carthago
10th July 2011, 18:12
Food! Of course, of course...

Enjoy our worldwide known, national food: SOUVLAKI!!!

http://sgial.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/souvlaki_large.jpg

and others like mousaka
http://tastefull.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/101-0155_img1.jpg

and our national cheese, feta

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aqqpaiBbsno/TfOBGFvcNOI/AAAAAAAADt8/AABknQgbVgc/s320/chesse-01-goog.jpg

We also provide the best street sandwiches in the world. If you find a street cantine, you can just ask for a "vromiko"(dirty one). Just make sure you have your malaria shots!

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk
10th July 2011, 18:29
Eating a souvlaki in Athens was one of the best experiences of my life. Those little round chips too, fucking delicious. I love the place and would love to live there.

Kuppo Shakur
10th July 2011, 18:34
Psh, I do all that shit in my backyard.

Comrade Crow
10th July 2011, 20:36
I want some arson and heroin. :(

Agent Ducky
10th July 2011, 21:03
I'm in for the arsoning. Fire. Fuck yeah.

I'm not a pyromaniac. I'm a fire enthusiast. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

Ele'ill
10th July 2011, 22:02
*thousands of Portland lifestylist dreadlocked vegans flock to AttackGr's apartment

Delenda Carthago
10th July 2011, 23:45
*thousands of Portland lifestylist dreadlocked vegans flock to AttackGr's apartment

Train them to become suiside bombers.

bcbm
11th July 2011, 00:10
haha this thread is awesome:drool: i am packing my bags right now

Sir Comradical
11th July 2011, 00:34
I hear in greece the anarchists actually run training camps where you have to hit targets with broken bricks and where they have courses on molotov cocktail making. I'm sure AttackGR has a masters degree in this.

OhYesIdid
11th July 2011, 05:07
yeah yeah yeah, but what about the forklifts, man, WHAT ABOUT THE FORKLIFTS!!

Octavian
11th July 2011, 05:51
Do you guys still preform tragedy's that the world has come to love and cherish?

Angry Young Man
11th July 2011, 17:02
Nice. On a related subject, I recently saw an ad on a bus from the Tunisian tourism board. It had a picture of a woman getting an indulgent massage with the caption 'they say in Tunisia some people get heavy-handed treatment.'

Oh, the distaste.

Obs
11th July 2011, 17:41
Are those fascists being beaten with sticks in that picture? <3

Triple A
11th July 2011, 17:51
Are you an anarchist, a communist any kind of person? come to Portugal where nothing happens despite the fact the reach will eat us alive:cool:

piet11111
11th July 2011, 18:06
I'm in for the arsoning. Fire. Fuck yeah.

I'm not a pyromaniac. I'm a fire enthusiast. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

I can relate fire is what makes BBQ fun !

praxis1966
11th July 2011, 19:57
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Threads like this are what renew my affection for Chit-Chat. To AttackGR: Well struck, sir, well struck.

Os Cangaceiros
18th July 2011, 00:08
but will I find myself a pretty little girl from Greece,
who will promise she'll be there with me/when I paint my masterpiece?

Pirate Utopian
18th July 2011, 04:52
Greek food is awesome.

Il Medico
18th July 2011, 05:00
Beat fascist with sticks and light stuff on fire? Where do I sign up!

bcbm
18th July 2011, 05:12
Greek food is awesome.

god yes i had the best meals of my life there

Tablo
18th July 2011, 07:00
Every single bit of the OP is win. You won me over with the rioting and heroin. Bet it is really cheap over there. Packing my bags right now. :cool:

bcbm
18th July 2011, 09:17
can we organize some sort of travel package to get a discount?




only kind of joking

Tablo
18th July 2011, 09:19
As much joking as is going on, I seriously think I want to go to Greece to be a rioting anarchist heroin junkie.

Pioneers_Violin
18th July 2011, 17:49
can we organize some sort of travel package to get a discount?


only kind of joking

Sure!

But why get a discount when you can go there for free?

Just find some reactionary people, explain that you're an Anarchist (or Socialist, Communist, etc..) and most of them would be delighted to just GIVE you a first-class ticket to Athens!

Expect it to be a ONE WAY ticket though. :lol:

I nearly got one this weekend

praxis1966
18th July 2011, 22:12
can we organize some sort of travel package to get a discount?




only kind of joking

Reminds me of that line from Ocean's Eleven: What, you guys get some kind of group rate? :lol:

Lenina Rosenweg
18th July 2011, 22:40
I'm in the US. I partly grew up near a Greek community (East Marion, NY). I can say that Greek food by far is the best on the planet! (and this is from someone who has done a fair amount of traveling) Just add the next anticap revolution to the mix, a foreign tourist could make John Reed look like Oprah Winfrey.

Seriously though, I am familiar with "eco-tourism". Is there a market for "revo-tourism"? Not for rich Americans or European leftists to visit Chiapas to brag about how hip they are because they met Sub-Commandante Marcos, this would be the real thing.

Johnny Kerosene
19th July 2011, 08:01
Beat fascist with sticks and light stuff on fire? Where do I sign up!

You said you live in Gainesville right? So do I. One of us can get a ticket and the other can hide in a suitcase. I just want the food and maybe a little heroin.

Delenda Carthago
19th July 2011, 14:52
Sure!

But why get a discount when you can go there for free?

Just find some reactionary people, explain that you're an Anarchist (or Socialist, Communist, etc..) and most of them would be delighted to just GIVE you a first-class ticket to Athens!

Expect it to be a ONE WAY ticket though. :lol:

I nearly got one this weekend
.Dont worry, you can get in trouble and get deported so you go home for free/

Il Medico
19th July 2011, 15:06
You said you live in Gainesville right? So do I. One of us can get a ticket and the other can hide in a suitcase. I just want the food and maybe a little heroin.
Tampa actually. And if you want greek food, just head down this way to Tarpon Springs, it is (I think) the largest greek community in the state and I know for a fact that they have some absolutely bang up food.

EDIT: Decided to check my facts and apparently it has the high percentage of Greeks of any city not only in Florida, but in the entire country.