shit what the fuck is a good thread title for this fuck it i dont even care

[Obs]

Shit I'm so fucking drunk and I mashed up my potatoes with my fork and mixed them up with some spicy fucking shit and my mouth is burning now fuck and i don't even know what the fuck at this point i'm just so fucking frustrated nothing makes any goddamn sense shit

[Kuppo Shakur]

You typing = you aint drunk enough.

[Obs]

shit this is just gonna be a log of what happens as i keep spiraling into the depths of fucked upness

THERE'S PLENTY OF GIN LEFT

also read the post i made in the POST HERE IF YOU ARE DRUNK thread because it's kinda the start of this fucking shit parade or whhatatever fuck it

that thread needs a revival it was fun to read back in the days of PART IV especially while sorebr WHICH I AM NOT RIGHT NOW BY ANY MEANS OF MEASUREMENT

[¿Que?]

Drunk ass motherfucker. Quit cluttering the board up with useless threads. No wait, actually, keep posting. This'll probably get funny eventually. I'm thinking somewhere around infraction 30.

[Kuppo Shakur]

I'm telling you man, you're still typing better than most here, you need to drink MORE.

[Obs]

I LOVE THE MOUTH BURNING IT HURTS SO MUCH BUT IT'S SO AMAZINGLY GOOD

FUCK you sun FUCK your shining shit YOU CHEAP-ASS FUCK

shit posting that took like five minutes because i kept fucking mistyping

[Obs]

Drunk ass motherfucker. Quit cluttering the board up with useless threads. No wait, actually, keep posting. This'll probably get funny eventually. I'm thinking somewhere around infraction 30.
INFRACTION FOR WHAT??? im not fucking trolling plus this is chitchat plus im not being racist or sexist or anything because there's a fine line between drunk asshole and reprehensible human being AND I'M ON THE GOOD SIDE OF THAT LINE YOU good poster i actually enjoy most of your posts because you know what you're talking about

[Kuppo Shakur]

Man, Obs, I gotta say, I'd date you if you'd let me.

[¿Que?]

INFRACTION FOR WHAT??? im not fucking trolling plus this is chitchat plus im not being racist or sexist or anything because there's a fine line between drunk asshole and reprehensible human being AND I'M ON THE GOOD SIDE OF THAT LINE YOU good poster i actually enjoy most of your posts because you know what you're talking about
Thanks man. Really that means a lot. And I'm not implying that you're doing anything wrong, yet. BUT, alcohol does impair judgment, and who knows, you might end up posting something you regret.

[Obs]

Thanks man. Really that means a lot. And I'm not implying that you're doing anything wrong, yet. BUT, alcohol does impair judgment, and who knows, you might end up posting something you regret.
thingv is bigoted thinking is no longer an instinctawgibe instinctive thing with wme and ive stiøio


fuck


ive stopped acting in a way thats unbecoming of a leftist even while drunk and im actually rather proud oHOLEY SHIT I STULL AHVEA FOOD LEFT

[Obs]

Man, Obs, I gotta say, I'd date you if you'd let me.
I WOOOLD byt i tghink yiou might be a biut far away

[Obs]

it was fun to read back in the days of part iv
fuck myself i meant part iii

[Obs]

fuck myself i meant part iii
fuyck i forgot it filters fucking all caps posts shit

WELL THAT SHOULDNT BE TGHE CASE ON CHITCHAT BECAUSE THAT POST LOSES VALUE IF NOT IN ALL CAPS

[bcbm]

sour cream is good at making things a bit less spicy and it is delicious with them

[Obs]

WHAT THE FUCK like howd i forget my potatoes THEYRE RIGHT FUCKING THERE

[Obs]

sour cream is good at making things a bit less spicy and it is delicious with them
yea i know but i love the spice burning my insides up it makes me feel alive anyway sour cream would be hard to acquire since its 4.40 am BUT I DEFINITELY APPREXCUAIATE APPRECIIATE YOU TRYING TO HELP ME OUT HERE MAN

that was not meant to be all caps but i can't be bothered to cbgange it

[Obs]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh hh kids gin is bad for u

[Obs]

i dont remember where i put my drawers and im actually kinda cold now

[¿Que?]

hahahahahhahahaha its funny cus you made yourselves worth an infraction before me and youre totally sober
Yeah, I deleted it, do, um, if you could edit that quote, thanks;)

[Obs]

Yeah, I deleted it, do, um, if you could edit that quote, thanks;)
lawl i didnt even see u make this post before i deleted

also dr dre is overrated OH YEA I WENT THERE

[¿Que?]

Anywho, who said I was sober...

EDIT: Yeah, it seems we're crossposting.

[Obs]

Anywho, who said I was sober...
QUIT STEALIN MY ACT

i think im gonna go to bed now goodbye

[Obs]

ok so i didnt go to bed but thats becassye sageavwW CZZXCASV FSSJHDVGDF S

[Obs]

im goin to bed now

[¿Que?]

im goin to bed now
ok, goodnight. Hope the room doesn't spin.

[Obs]

ahahaha my underwear was hanging on the open window i have no fucking clue how it got there

[Agent Ducky]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh hh kids gin is bad for u

You don't have to tell me..... Derived that from the OP.

[ComradeGrant]

This thread made my week and I just got back from vacation.

[Kronsteen]

I didn't used to get drunk till I joined a socialist party.

We do seem to get drunk quite a lot. For the Stalinists it's probably their Russian Soul.

[Johnny Kerosene]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh hh kids gin is bad for u

Gin is wonderful. Whiskey's better though.

[scarletghoul]

argh why cant i thank these posts.
can an admin please move this thread to Philosophy ?

[Rusty Shackleford]

argh why cant i thank these posts.

can an admin please move this thread to Philosophy ?
hear hear!

[Tomhet]

i dont remember where i put my drawers and im actually kinda cold now

Shots? G%T?

[Pioneers_Violin]

Gin is wonderful. Whiskey's better though.

Vodka (Водка), please.:p
All that other stuff just makes me gag.

The most useful liquid ever, Vodka can disinfect ANYTHING, cure (or cause) warts, remove stains, be used in self-defence, prevent nuclear war AND is part of a healthy, balanced diet!

[Agent Ducky]

Vodka (Водка), please.:p
All that other stuff just makes me gag.

The most useful liquid ever, Vodka can disinfect ANYTHING, cure (or cause) warts, remove stains, be used in self-defence, prevent nuclear war AND is part of a healthy, balanced diet!

Didn't the mythbusters do a whole episode about that?

[Pioneers_Violin]

Didn't the mythbusters do a whole episode about that?

Sounds like something they'd do. :lol:
It'd be fun to watch them doing the inebriation test. Oh, and maybe the "defend yourself with a bottle of Vodka" test.

Seriously, we owe our lives to Vodka. Without Vodka, the Soviets would have certainly responded in kind to the idiotic shenanigans Uncle Sam was pulling during the cold war. Of course, Uncle Sam's LACK of Vodka was the whole problem in the first place!

[Agent Ducky]

Sounds like something they'd do. :lol:
It'd be fun to watch them doing the inebriation test. Oh, and maybe the "defend yourself with a bottle of Vodka" test.


They do a lot of alcohol myths on that show, actually.