Man Crush 2011 (For everyone)

[Johnny Kerosene]

This is like that one that was started by a sock-puppet, and then got trashed because only straight guys could respond, only, everyone can respond, and I'm not a sock-puppet.

I will however list two men as the OP of the previous thread did.

1. Eric Nally
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7vTWtGumbHA/Tdo_6uVzkOI/AAAAAAAADwA/Ftkhia9PhAs/s1600/eric%2Bnally.jpg

2. Tom Waits
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8900000/Tom-Waits-tom-waits-8900643-500-611.jpg

[Agent Ducky]

Don't got none, nyet.

[Dumb]

Karl Marx.

[deLarge]

David Bowie: Crush of the year, all years
http://www.dentrocine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/david-bowie-1.jpg

Dero Goi
http://wallpaper.metalship.org/images/dero1.jpg

[Rusty Shackleford]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2008/0808/ron_jeremy_0825.jpg
:tt1:Ron Jeremy:tt1:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rKWp9Vp7Aag/SeGuPM8RfwI/AAAAAAAAAM0/IgZL4CyDPls/s320/21spike_jeremy_ron,0.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rKWp9Vp7Aag/SeGuPM8RfwI/AAAAAAAAAM0/IgZL4CyDPls/s320/21spike_jeremy_ron,0.jpg)

[Sam_b]

Don't you understand that the term 'man crush' itself is fucking bullshit and segregationist? Putting 'for everyone' at the end doesn't make it any better.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

David Bowie, Jarvis Cocker and Jim Morrisons. More like guys I wish I could be more like.

[Angry Young Man]

Johnny Kerosene.

He keeps my aeroplane flying. :wub:

[Obs]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2008/0808/ron_jeremy_0825.jpg
:tt1:Ron Jeremy:tt1:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rKWp9Vp7Aag/SeGuPM8RfwI/AAAAAAAAAM0/IgZL4CyDPls/s320/21spike_jeremy_ron,0.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rKWp9Vp7Aag/SeGuPM8RfwI/AAAAAAAAAM0/IgZL4CyDPls/s320/21spike_jeremy_ron,0.jpg)
I know a guy who once saw Ron Jeremy on the street when he was in California, ran up to him and said "Hey! Ron!"

Ron Jeremy proceeded to turn around, stare at him for two minutes with the most cocaine-addled gaze you could imagine, silently decide that he didn't know this guy and walk on.

[Agent Ducky]

Ok.... Maybe Jon Stewart. Because he's flippin' hilarious.

I suppose that works because I'm an asexual female, but w/e. Like sam_b said, the definition inherently excludes people who aren't straight guys.

[deLarge]

Ok.... Maybe Jon Stewart. Because he's flippin' hilarious.

I suppose that works because I'm an asexual female, but w/e. Like sam_b said, the definition inherently excludes people who aren't straight guys.

Wait, you have to be straight? shit.

[Agent Ducky]

Wait, you have to be straight? shit.

Nah, you don't have to be persay, but the definition of "man crush" as I understand it is a straight guy, which differentiates it from a normal crush.

[coda]

oooh can I play? I'm a straight female by definition...

I don't get celeb crushes etc. but when I want to be shallow I like to look at these old videos of EV. I think he was pretty amazingly beautiful back in the day (c. 1991/92), to the point that I couldn't even look at him with any appreciation then, --- he was almost a beautiful cliche. But now that he's grown out of his youthful beauty... Oh man, he's fun to look at retroactively. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFVlJAi3Cso

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1bxH4O0g4Q&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHUt76OCsGk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADh54K_9VaQ



<<Don't you understand that the term 'man crush' itself is fucking bullshit and segregationist? Putting 'for everyone' at the end doesn't make it any better. >>

Yeah, it might be better put as: "post your celebrity crush" or something...

[Johnny Kerosene]

I wasn't using man-crush in the usual sense, I was using it to list the men that you have a crush on, regardless of your own gender.

[¿Que?]

I don't get celeb crushes etc. but when I want to be shallow I like to look at these old videos of EV.
Thanks, but I really don't think I'm that good looking, har har har.

Anywho, I would choose either Zach de la Rocha:
http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/RATM_-_Special_Gift/zack_de_la_rocha_001_042907.jpg
I think mostly, though, because without the facial hair, I think he'd make a pretty attractive woman.

And how about a young Noam Chomsky:
VYlMEVTa-PI

Yeah.

[Kuppo Shakur]

Men aren't attractive, sorry.

Women with penises is attractive.:thumbup1:

[¿Que?]

Also, I think Rusty should know, Ron Jeremy is a rapist. He raped porn actress Ginger Lynn (among others) back in the 80's.

http://business.avn.com/articles/Ron-Jeremy-Denies-Allegations-of-Rape-Brought-by-Ginger-Lynn-36525.html

[MarxSchmarx]

Don't you understand that the term 'man crush' itself is fucking bullshit and segregationist? Putting 'for everyone' at the end doesn't make it any better.

Well that's a new one on me. Do elaborate.

[Obs]

Women with penises is attractive.:thumbup1:
yup

[Rusty Shackleford]

Also, I think Rusty should know, Ron Jeremy is a rapist. He raped porn actress Ginger Lynn (among others) back in the 80's.

http://business.avn.com/articles/Ron-Jeremy-Denies-Allegations-of-Rape-Brought-by-Ginger-Lynn-36525.html


it was meant to be a joke, admiring a human pig. i guess it was lost on some. i didnt know he was a rapist though :( so, my apologies.

[Comrade Crow]

Karl Marx.

Oh shit.

[Kronsteen]

Don't you understand that the term 'man crush' itself is fucking bullshit and segregationist?

Can I have a mancrush on Sam B?

[An archist]

gncW1zqMFgs

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

http://i52.tinypic.com/292tc0g.jpg

[Sam_b]

Well that's a new one on me. Do elaborate.

The idea of 'man crush', I would argue, inherently presupposes you can't be attracted to men in an ordinary way (ie if an LGBT person is attracted to someone that is it, but straight people have 'man crushes' in order not to damage their straight masculinised 'identity').

[Tenka]

The idea of 'man crush', I would argue, inherently presupposes you can't be attracted to men in an ordinary way (ie if an LGBT person is attracted to someone that is it, but straight people have 'man crushes' in order not to damage their straight masculinised 'identity').
Oddly enough, I agree with this. "Man-crush" is a shoddy term, and my own view is that it's a way to distance oneself from one's bisexual tendencies, however minute, when they are to be mentioned at all.

On-topic:
http://i52.tinypic.com/vmsz5u.jpg

[Angry Young Man]

Can I have a mancrush on Sam B?

No. He's a dog.

[Kronsteen]

No. He's a dog.

Woof?

[Angry Young Man]

Don't patronise me by trying to speak my language.

[Tablo]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JmrChQuqq-0/TRdO6yagVYI/AAAAAAAAAB0/_ljXb3uSuYQ/s1600/korea-rain-sixpack.jpg

http://www.cognacscorner.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/brad-pitt-on-hospital-walls.jpg

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy. :blushing:

[Quail]

The idea of 'man crush', I would argue, inherently presupposes you can't be attracted to men in an ordinary way (ie if an LGBT person is attracted to someone that is it, but straight people have 'man crushes' in order not to damage their straight masculinised 'identity').
I agree with this. The phrase "girl crush" is often used in a similar way.

[bietan jarrai]

Bob fucking Dylan.