Post Here If You Are Drunk IV

[RedAnarchist]

The fourth thread for the forum drunkards.

[Hebrew Hammer]

I christen this thread with this confession:

dzCjbuR2nRY

[bcbm]

:mellow:sigh

[bcbm]

fuck i forgot to ask for a cigarette i want one so bad. shit

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

Dude jsut fuck everything you know? Like fuck beautiful extremely intelligent women who won't speak to you. Fuck feeling anything. My advice to othersin similar states continous xanax consumption, a bit of weed, and plenty of hard booze

[Hebrew Hammer]

http://dudelol.com/img/al-bundy-quote-every-morning-when-i-wake-up.jpg

[Obs]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I'M SO FUCKING DRUNK AND MY DATE DIDN'T TURN OUT HTE WAY I'M WANTED AND I'M BOILING A BUNCH OF POTATOES BECAUSE I'M DRUNK AND SHIT AND I'M DRINKING FUCKING GIN AND COKE BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT WAS LEFT IN THE FRIDGE WHEN I CAME BACK TO THE APARTMENT
also i listented to Death Grips and got all worked up and fucking flailed around in sexually frustrated, totally impotent anger and in the chaos i lost my clothes and i'm naked right now and FUCK

Great way to revive this thread, huh?

[Comrade Crow]

Blackberry wine, chronic, fine quality moonshine. :thumbup1:

[Kuppo Shakur]

Blackberry wine, chronic, fine quality moonshine. :thumbup1:
Not enough people know the complete satisfaction that is moonshine.:thumbup1:

[Comrade Crow]

Not enough people know the complete satisfaction that is moonshine.:thumbup1:

My absolute favorite, homemade liquors are the best.

[bcbm]

just can't seem to drink you off my mind

[MarxSchmarx]

so today I was at the store with beer (currently ebeing enjoyed) and ice cream and some kind of diet soda. And I was looking at the soda and thinking like what's the point...

But damn is that some fine ice cream.

[¿Que?]

just can't seem to drink you off my mind
Ah, cmon, I'm not that good lookin'

You on the other hand...

[Johnny Kerosene]

Triple sec and vodka, buzzed as fuck.

[¿Que?]

Vomit. Gross.

[Tablo]

Vomit. Yum!
Fixed it for you.

[Ele'ill]

Rolling Rock and Old English Malt :bored:

[Misanthrope]

Anyone have opinions on drinking by yourself? or any funny underage drinking stories.. Just listening to music and browsing shit online... oh and drinking budweisers....

[Misanthrope]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VIVSHOQboo&feature=related

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

Drunk as fuck. Feeling arrogant as fuck too, I think that's why I drink a lot. The girl I like hasn;t replied to me for a while though which is denting my ego considerably. lets have another beer!

[Misanthrope]

Drunk as fuck. Feeling arrogant as fuck too, I think that's why I drink a lot. The girl I like hasn;t replied to me for a while though which is denting my ego considerably. lets have another beer!

I'll drink to that.

[Rusty Shackleford]

New Amsterdam Gin is fucking AMAZING.

[bcbm]

Anyone have opinions on drinking by yourself?

its pathetic and probably a sure fire sign of at least the beginning stages of a problem but fuck it who cares. also depends if you do it at home or at the bar. i'm a fan of both. the bar sounds like it would be sadder but in my experience you always end up meeting someone to talk to, so it can be interesting and not sad

[¿Que?]

its pathetic and probably a sure fire sign of at least the beginning stages of a problem but fuck it who cares. also depends if you do it at home or at the bar. i'm a fan of both. the bar sounds like it would be sadder but in my experience you always end up meeting someone to talk to, so it can be interesting and not sad
Yeah, going to the bars by yerself is a surefire way to get into something. Maybe good, maybe bad, shit it maybe nothing, but chances are, once you start drinking, you stop perceiving your own awkwardness which frees you to mingle and meet people.

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

Guys i fuckin love getting in contact with old close friends. Me and my best friend met up today after going through this bullshit with our parents and pot and failing college etc. Fuckin good vibes dude. But I'm by myself drinking cheap scotch and cheaper beer lol. listening to atmosphere. beer atmosphere. rhymin':laugh:

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

I had 69 posts. Someone derep me so me rep power/reputation is 4/20 lol phahahahehehe:lol::drool::blushing::rolleyes::):D: cursing:

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

still have 609 posts chitchat lol

[Die Rote Fahne]

yeah son. pop tarts and Kokanee...yummmmmm

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

Hohohohohohohohohoggehehehehehehe im drynk you arent! I vomited and did more absinthe and rum and cigs and stuff and i want this south african chick steph beautfiul and smart and stuff and everything
> im drunk

[Quail]

I accidentally got a bit drunk from home brewed apple and mango cider last night. That stuff is wayyyy strong.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Pabst blue is really good and this is coming from someone who didn't like yuenling nor guiness.

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

Hohohohohohohohohoggehehehehehehe im drynk you arent! I vomited and did more absinthe and rum and cigs and stuff and i want this south african chick steph beautfiul and smart and stuff and everythingYou remind me! I'm out of absinthe! Maybe some smokes too, i accidentally got addicted to nicotine because my friends get me to smoke hookah so often. It is fun. Or maybe its fun because im addicted i dont know how nicotine works i assumed id always be smart enough to stay away from it.

So there's this cop parked outside my apartment. Sits there for four hours. Just sits their. Completely ensuring I can't blow breathes of happiness out the window (thus why im drinking) and as soon as a black guy walks outside she goes and gives them shit. Fuck this town, fuck this place. I'm drunk and people watching. Humans have such massive capacities for love and camaraderie and awe and creation and stuff and we sit here hating each other because no one has figured out the step between picking the apples and handing them out.

It's kind of inevitable when you suddenly find out capitalism fucks everything up. You'll eventually start blaming a few personal things on it. Then you're one step away from a conspiracy dumbass.

I had something to say when i came to this site but i forgot what it was so i ask you this: if you could see something spray painted on the walls of my city, what would it be? Wtf could I say with some subtle colors that could make anyone both read them and act better because of them? Swim need to be more creative. Maybe the fermented delosperma cooperi will help.

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

Don't read this its crap.

Godamnit i want a poignant replacement for fuck. That really bugs me because i feel an innate need to keep cursing but obviously there's no reason that fulfilling a basic human requirement like drinking or eating should be compared to excrement. Even that I'm on the line about. "Shit" is just aesthetically bad. It still embodies dead calories turned to life. Oh good miss piggies gone. Anyway I think we should call people... like... I don't know some really satisfying sound. We should just yell in rage all the time.

Anyway I had a good reason to double post... right! I want to stay drunk for a long period of time because it's the healthy, moral, thing to do in my situation. Trust me. Anyway my friend said that if you drink water enough water to stay hydrated and alcohol at the same time then they cancel each other out. I think he's full of crap. I guess vodkas cheap i could just do an experiment on my own. Ok, my bad revleft. Whatever more ramblings for google to parse and kill and cut and rearrage into frankenstein ads. RRRAAAAAGGGGGHHH you I'm just going to post it anyway that was a lot of typing. Also the cop left so the happiness breathes are making my thoughts weird in addition to drunken. Oh damnit slacky brought girls back with him this time I'm so jealous. Hahaha that will make no sense to you, internet people, but I got a laugh out of... im gonna stop here

[Magón]

I should be in bed, but I got give a shit, it sthe last day since before I have to go to work later. :mad:

[Rusty Shackleford]

3 shots of gin in probably 20-30 minutes and i still dont feel more than a little buzzed.


do i now have a tolerance? or am i already drunk?



who knows

:cool:

[Die Rote Fahne]

Expect me to be incoherently posting in about 6 hours.

[Quail]

I'm a little drunk. My new meds make alcohol stronger I think. Going to start on the homebrew soon though.

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

It's the middle of a perfectly good saturday, time for another drunk post from... Councilist. God taht's an awful name. I posted it before somewhere byut I want to make it exceedingly clear that that was like my tenth choice. Actually i shld go ask for a name change in that one name change forum after this. On the topic of names, I was reading vaneigem the other day and it said a bunch of modern/post modern stuff about names and photographs:


Giorgio de Chirico, to my mind, also has an admirably lucid knowledge of the way to Alice's forest. What holds for names holds too for the representation of the face. The photograph is the expression par excellence of the role, of the pose. It imprisons the soul and offers it up for inspection this is why a photograph is always sad. We examine it as we examine an object. And, true enough, to identify oneself with a range of facial expressions, no matter how broad a range, is a form of self-objectification. The God of the mystics at least had the good sense to avoid this trap. But let us get back to Chirico a near contemporary of Libertad's. (Power, if only it were human, would be proud of the number of potential encounters it has successfully prevented.) The blank faces of Chirico's figures are the perfect indictment of inhumanity. His deserted squares and petrified backgrounds display man dehumanized by the things he has made things which, frozen in an urban space crystallizing the oppressive power of ideologies, rob him of his substance and suck his blood. (I forget who speaks somewhere of vampiric landscapes; Breton, perhaps.) More than this, the absence of facial features seems to conjure up new faces, to materialize a presence capable of investing the very stones with humanity. For me this ghostly presence is that of collective creation: because they have no one's face, Chirico's figures evoke everyone.

Also, was modernism not the worst name in history? After comtemporarianism and nowism we're going to have to make something up like squiglyspoochism. Wait that's already an organ. Whatever.

Also a drunk councilist rant without an analysis of curse words wouldn't be complete. They don't WANT us to be angry! The only angry words make the user seem fucked up sexually! (case in point). And then the pronouns make us seem like conspiracy theorists! Or maybe i just shld have written it more good that's possible too. i have to pee

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

lol theres a big ass quote in the middle of that post and no discussion of it. I liked it and you should read it, good enough?

I discovered that pouring citrus burnettes in keystone ice actually tastes pretty good, i mean compared to regular keystone. Still can't hold up a rat's ass against anything from new belgium. THE TASTE IS PROOF! WORKER CONTROL WORKS!. Lol citrus flavoring. artificial flavor scientists shld worry about making stuff that tastes good, not mimicing fruit that already exists. Unless there's some massive body of research proving that taste is non mixable - so like you couldn't take the good taste we evolved to make us like limes and mix it with what we like in salt.

[¿Que?]

Dude, I just slept like sooooo much. I must have slept like 14, 15 hours between friday and saturday, was up for a total of 6 hours before going back to sleep for another 6. Geez, I hate meds (and boredom).

Anywho, about that councilist post (because I don't care to bother with the new name) I think it's sounds like a bunch of postmodernist crap about shit I don't know nothing about, complete with sweeping generalizations (a photograph is always sad - hm...I thought pomo stood against generalizations) and reference to Through the Looking glass. Fantastic, I love it!

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

yeah it might not make much sense just posted out of context. For example he's using "role" in a very specific way, and of course the Alice reference (what's wrong with that, btw?) is a continuation of the last few paragraphs. This sentence is pretty clear though:


We examine it as we examine an object. And, true enough, to identify oneself with a range of facial expressions, no matter how broad a range, is a form of self-objectification.Which is obviously true. Also Vaneigem's books are full of exagerations that are meant to be taken with a grain of salt. I don't think he recommends we walk arround saying "hey, guy i sleep with, how's it goin?" because everyone's nameless or destroying all cameras. His point is not to live through others, whether on TV or the image of yourself.

It is obviously based on Lacan, who was at the peak of his influence around the time Vaneigem wrote this.

[¿Que?]

yeah it might not make much sense just posted out of context. For example he's using "role" in a very specific way, and of course the Alice reference (what's wrong with that, btw?) is a continuation of the last few paragraphs.
Nothing wrong with the Alice reference. It just seems to come up in a lot of pomo writing

[Rusty Shackleford]

though im sober now, i have to say, Ciders are nice.

these are nicer though. except, these ones dont run like hell away, i just drink them.

if you get the reference then you are officially cool in my book.
http://www.tipplesbrews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/blackandtan.jpg

[Magón]

I love my poisons of the night.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs35/f/2008/289/0/8/Absente__French_Absinthe__by_ZenJackal.jpg

http://www.mexico.vg/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/don-julio_jalisco_tequila.jpg

http://www.anchorbrewing.com/images/anchor_bottle.jpg

[Crux]

fuck fuck I could've gotten laid tongiht. failed. dfamnit

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

i could get laid most nights if I wasn't so miserable at small talk and wasn't terrified of making a move. It's bullcrap that males are expected to do all the courting.

[Crux]

Yeah well, we did kiss. And there will be other nights, I am sure. I don't feel as bad now.

[Le Libérer]

A night of Makers Mark and a gorgeous black man in my bed. And he wants to pick my brain about politics. :/

[bcbm]

hooo boy

[Lobotomy]

http://www.mexico.vg/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/don-julio_jalisco_tequila.jpg

don julio for my bunghole

[Nox]

Fuck you Rick Moranis!!!! :mad:

[Bright Banana Beard]

I don't always come to RevLeft, but when I do, it when I am under the influence of alcohol.

[Aurora]

LOL, i'm barely evert on revleft drunk anyomore, had many a discussion with a libertarian tonight tiss all grand, anyone wanna drank chat for awhie?

[Fulanito de Tal]

todos los descarados...que me besen mi culo...vallan ustedes par carajo...trabajadores del mundo, unansen contra burgesa! viva la revolucion Cubana y viva Latino America.

iPATRIA O MUERTE!

[La Comédie Noire]

Okay you guys are gonna be ashamed of me cause some of you are European and have great beer and whatever, but I've just drunken 12 beers, 4 bud light and 8 Heineken.

I regret nothing, especially not the cheap, salty taste in my mouth.

[Manic Impressive]

arf 5 in de afternoon and I'm drunk and only gunner get drunker being drunk is when I do my best debating so watch out mwahahahahaAAAAAAAAA

[Manic Impressive]

LOL, i'm barely evert on revleft drunk anyomore, had many a discussion with a libertarian tonight tiss all grand, anyone wanna drank chat for awhie?
aaah I'd ov had a drunk chat with you anarion shame I'm 12c hours behinfd ya

[Le Socialiste]

MASSSS PRRROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLE! Tirade. My favorite THeist!

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

I don't always come to RevLeft, but when I do, it when I am under the influence of alcohol. Awwww I had the best pic for that, but then revleft was all "u need to upload to some image host blar" and i was like "i am moderately upset with you and won't use exagerating curse words because im mature", other forums let u just upload it directly. Then i was like, oh that's frugal bandwidth wise probably. Then i was like, yay, sorta dialectical! Then i was like, i hate people that overuse "like" to be ironic. Then, err, rather, now, im forgetting what i'm talking about so im gonna stop talking in the past tense. Heh. All you experienced drunkies are prbly like "that weltanshauung guy can't hold his liquor". Well I'll have you know that I always make a point of getting quite drunk. Just today there was a bunch of burnettes left and i was very angry at being sober, so i drank it all. Then i drank fat tire because it's both delicious and from a co-op! And if i drink it i can mention it on the interwebz and advertise it! Yay co-ops! (shit you zan lol. "they've been around 200 years" != "they don't do anything". You should go find that thread and continue it you eruditious roody-poo, im callin' you out! Though you don't need to respond to that point, it's very much a straw man, meant only to demonstrate my frustration with your unwillingness to either correct my logic or your own on this particular point"). Don't you hate it when you try and try, but you're still mature no matter how drunk you get?

Also; a brief contemplation on drinking alone. Mayhaps i'm preaching to the choir here, there being a tendency and all, but i think drinking alone should not have any bad connotations. There is a fear in modern society of doing anything alone. That's not some indicator of leftists being anti-social ([in the common sense of the compound modifier, not the professional psychologist sense] maybe of forum posters being anti-social, sure). Ok i just misused parentheticals, you just never get a chance to use brackets with people nowadays, so i cheated. But I'll get back on topic and mark it with a new paragraph to signify the completeness with which i managed to digress, alcohol's not quite the only legal drug im on:

Any mature person who is currently able to consume alcohol at a rate which does not shorten their life spans, should drink alone occasionally. Any drug, alcohol included, should be fully explored. You can't explore stuff at parties. If you can, than I'm am super shitting jealous of your friends. Mine watch reruns of the wild boys or win at a game based on whatever sport they have high school nostalgia for. Or if they're single atm they think of sex as a holy sacrament of eternal salvation.

Imma try corydalis extract again tonight. Its legal and shit so don't get on my crap. last time it put me to sleep at a very, very, embaressing time, and other (legal in the locale of the server this text is on!) drugs were too overwhelming to feel it.

Lol that was long. Whatever, scattershotting for conversation. Is that a phrase? Shotgunning, hitting a wide demographic, whatever. I'm bored. Y'all shld get drunk at.... 1:30 PM more often. It's the drunk thread, no apologies for my rambling.

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

MANIC IS A THEIST!?!?!?! But s/he's like, the smartest person here. THERE MUST BE DEBATING!!!

[Ose]

A load of stuff
I would love to get drunk with you.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

"Let's get drunnk until we can't feel feelings."-Peter Griffen.

[¿Que?]

I'm drunk with power!!!!!!!


Oh wait, no, it's just alcohol. :/

[Die Rote Fahne]

Lol at 6.2% beer. That;s the good stuff.

[Tomhet]

I drink Good port mostly, but tequila and beer (standard commercial beer) are best kind to..

[Tablo]

Had quite the variety tonight. ad some vodka, charcoal filtered shit vodka or wahtevers, dry gin, shitty nasty coconut rum, cheap ass shit tequila, scotch, and some other sugary shit that makes my stomach sick. Wine coolers are the worst thing ever created. how can they possibly compare to some good straight liquor? Fuck, wanted to quit drinking, but at this point it is a part of who I am and I don't think I can change it. 20 years old and I feel set in my ways. not sure how to feel about it.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

gnna drinnnk till im soberr then get drnk again then buy a boat and sail intoo open waters

[gendoikari]

I juist wanted to say that I've only had three beers but i'm as drunk as I was at theend of my 21st where I had six motherfuckers, four shots of 151, two kryptonites and various shots.

I also wanted to express my extreme disappointment in the human race for not throwing off chanse of it's capitalist oppressors. for that I say you are dispicable each and every one, but more so the overlords for not having the common decency of at least being open abou it . This world is going to go to shit soon, and i'm not quite sure we don't deserve it for putting up with this shit. as much as I try I can't get people off their computersa nd out into the streets protesting and making eal change. Fuck you human race you could have had a utpia but instead you chose a shitstome in the form of oppression in the name of comfort. Fuck you, and i'm sure our children will say the same about our generation good fucking night.

[La Comédie Noire]

Drinking whiskey with a liberal, going to explain to him why reform is impossible given the logic of capitalism. Wish me luck.

[¿Que?]

Drinking whiskey with a liberal, going to explain to him why reform is impossible given the logic of capitalism. Wish me luck.
Your post made me laugh.:lol: I've been there, and I'm still trying to decide if the alcohol hurts or helps the situation. Good luck.

[Obs]

me, drunk? heavens no, it's tuesday and i'm a fuckin kid

[Obs]

i'm so fucking drunk and horny at work and i got fired

[¿Que?]

i'm so fucking drunk and horny at work and i got fired
See, that's why you don't get drunk and fap at work. Let that be a lesson to you!

[Lobotomy]

I can't remember the last time I went to bed without drinking or smoking :|

[La Comédie Noire]

Your post made me laugh.:lol: I've been there, and I'm still trying to decide if the alcohol hurts or helps the situation. Good luck.

It worked out great at first, but then I just hit on my friend's girlfriend on Facebook chat and then fell asleep. :(

[¿Que?]

It worked out great at first, but then I just hit on my friend's girlfriend on Facebook chat and then fell asleep. :(
funny.

[Red_Struggle]

I got a Pac-Man themed chalice the other day at Spencer's for 10 bucks. It holds so much alcohol....

[Quail]

I just had a pretty strong Long Island Iced Tea and I'm a little tipsy.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Coos light is awesome.

[Obs]

man i just came home from a beer run and i went to see Afrocubism and it was awesome and i got a cd from them but i cant remember where i put it and im kinda afraid i left it at the bar but fuck it i dont even care anymore cause i'm a drunk motherfucker bye

[Crux]

hear hear!

[Obs]

holy sweet god i am drunk.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

I'm drunnk got my arse kicked, yeah I said it fuck youyu, I don't care Im just getting drunker.

http://www.ronnypries.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/busted-WASTED-1.jpg

[Sasha]

http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/party-fails-sir-thats-not-what-a-breathalyzer-does-elderly-drunk-wrong.gif

[Quail]

I fucking hate anxiety but being drunk really helps so... (Don't worry, my son is being well looked after by his daddy. I'm alone and I can't really handle being alone.)

[MarxSchmarx]

nyub nyub nyub nyub nyub

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/party-fails-sir-thats-not-what-a-breathalyzer-does-elderly-drunk-wrong.gif

I believe this is an accurate depiction of me in 20 years and in this spirit (literally) I have this to say...

I AM THE GODMAN

http://iranpoliticsclub.net/history/civilization-persia2/images/Xerxes%20in%20300%20Spartans%202007%20film.jpg

Fuck you racist fucks, suck my gilded desert dick, don't hate because your womens love me.

Not directed towards anyone here but the racist fucks in the complex I live in.

[La Comédie Noire]

jager and pints of bud light, word up!

[Crux]

Too drunk to fuck but drunk as fuck.

[JustMovement]

inappropriate

[JustMovement]

ska ska ska puuuuuuuuuuu puuuuuuuuu oooooooo

[JustMovement]

theres spiders in my bed, i got a big fucker before and threw him out the window.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Fuck spiders...ew bro...ew...

Im drunk and im thinking of the tattoos i want...my sons name is one, but I was thinking of something that incorporated the Hammer and sickle. From there, I was thinking something...i dunno...like...i dunno...

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

I'm drinking vodka in preparation for a night out at the bars. Haven't gotten any in a while and can't till if it's because I've been acting too confident or the opposite. So I'm gonna try pretending like I look like Brad Pitt tonight. If that doesn't work, Napoleon Dynamite. If that doesn't work, ill move on to some other trait. I wish I lived in Soviet Russia where girl comes talks to you!

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

I'm fucked out of my god egg salad.

[Die Rote Fahne]

not yet,...but its my birthday and i bought a flask of fireball whiskey.SO yeee.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

I'm not quite sure but I think I'm getting pretty close to saying Im sick of vodka, shit has got to change.

Edit: bought espresso vodka, the exact change I needed.

[¿Que?]

Just had some drinks with una morena bella. She dropped me off at my apartment. I gave her a hug and it was like, I want more, do you want more, and I could tell in her eyes she did, but I chickened out. I think I'll see her tomorrow tho.

Que buena noche.

[Lobotomy]

Drunk on someones floor. I wish i was home.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

http://www.peepculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Jim-Beam-Devil-Cut_01.jpg

"Damnation seize my soul if I give your quarters or take any from you."-Edward Teach.

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

Puked on self in front of a girl then passed out in it. Woke up in the same spot four hours later to write a paper. Now I'm about to go see her again, trying to think of a lie that would reduce the shame, and how to keep from immediately passing out when I start drinking because I haven't slept so much for a few days.

[Mindtoaster]

FUCKING DUBSTEP YALL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htm_956k5ps

[bcbm]

two weeks of sobriety down:sleep:

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Puked on self in front of a girl then passed out in it. Woke up in the same spot four hours later to write a paper. Now I'm about to go see her again, trying to think of a lie that would reduce the shame, and how to keep from immediately passing out when I start drinking because I haven't slept so much for a few days.

You can totally fix said situation. The situation I landed myself into which I've spoken baout previously here, come to find out, I puked on my bed and they cleaned my sheets, nursed me, refixed my bed and then cuddled up with me afterwords. Puking is no biggy, you can do it.

I'm also getting drunnker by the second,.

[The Douche]

Not only am I drunk, but I am better than all of you.

[¿Que?]

FUCKING DUBSTEP YALL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htm_956k5ps
I'm still trying to decide if that qualifies as music. Nah, just funnin', kinda cool actually.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

http://www.pupscider.com/SIMA/hands_multi.jpg

Let's get hammered and sickled!

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

Let's get hammered and sickled! lulz

FUCKING DUBSTEP YALL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htm_956k5ps (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htm_956k5ps)oeeJDygBL9M

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

Also
SEkbaVeYgWA

[Lobotomy]

Sometimes when I drink wine I can't get through my first glass without coming very close to puking. Anyone know why this is? It's not like I hate the taste or anything, and this hasn't happened to me with any other kind of alcohol.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Sometimes when I drink wine I can't get through my first glass without coming very close to puking. Anyone know why this is? It's not like I hate the taste or anything, and this hasn't happened to me with any other kind of alcohol.

Allergy?

[Lobotomy]

Perhaps, but it only happens sometimes.

[StarCityPartisan]

So I was making flags for my party. I started drinking and decided I would stroll through revleft country, because my ability to sew is diminishing by the minute :P

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Word to the wise, Hammer + Sickle vodka is some bullshit, it's not that great and I felt like I just paid for a pretty bottle.

In addition, I have tomorrow off, I'm sick of driving annoying fucks around town, I'm getting piss pants drunk on some working man's vodka (Popov).

[Die Rote Fahne]

I intend, after much political discvussion to play some dead island.

FUCK YEAH....7.1% alcohol beer is sooo good.

[xub3rn00dlex]

I fucking hate going to a party, drinking at least twice as much as everyone else, and then only being able to get tipsy. It's fucking annoying.

[thriller]

Tonight I'll have 900 beers! Tonight I'll get stupid fucking drunk, and maybe be ashamed of what I've done. Fuck... drinking alone ain't always fun, but sometimes necessary.

[Sentinel]

I'm drinking some scotch single malt whisky, bottle of Highland Park 1998 we got one each free from work (not from the company but from the suppliers) as a bonus for something I don't remember what it was anymore, probably a selling competition. Good shit.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Black Swan + homemade timman z'affran + 3 goddesses + vodka + a nice cigar = winning.

[Ose]

A few cans of Super T + a shiny shiny new laptop = my return to Revleft. Did ya miss me? Didn't think so.


Fuck... drinking alone ain't always fun...
What? It sure as hell beats not drinking, alone.

[¿Que?]

So I finished the first draft of my thesis. Got pretty much nothing else going on today. Hello, what's this. It's beer in my fridge. Ok, I drink you today, because I'm finished my, thesis.

Sorry, all out of clever.

[Ele'ill]

More like, so I finished my first case of beer. Got pretty much nothing else going on today. Hello, what's this. It's an unfinished thesis. Ok, I finish you today, because I'm finished my, first case of beer.

[¿Que?]

More like, so I finished my first case of beer. Got pretty much nothing else going on today. Hello, what's this. It's an unfinished thesis. Ok, I finish you today, because I'm finished my, first case of beer.
Well, about my thesis, it's really a bit of a crock of bullshit about diversity and whatnot. About the most radical it gets is quoting Patricia Hill Collins towards an Afrocentric feminist epistemology. No mention of marx anywhere, and only in the introduction do I ever mention anything about radical change. It's basically an academic work, with no connection to my real life in any way.

EDIT: Anmd I mean academic in a derrogatory sense.

[Ele'ill]

Well, about my thesis, it's really a bit of a crock of bullshit about diversity and whatnot. About the most radical it gets is quoting Patricia Hill Collins towards an ...Mari's mind wanders and takes over the quoted post...I need another BEER. Like right now- like LOTS OF BEER NOW. HEY

WE SHOULD DRINK together tonight but I can't because I'm out right now since I don't have internet at my apartment shit hole but I CAN'T EVEN GET BEER AT THE OTHER PLACE I'M MOVING INTO because it's a dry house (and I respect that but hate them for it. I hate them so much.)


I'm really uncomfortable now because I really got into typing that in public and I feel that I may have been watched and judged during the process of me typing it.



I do care about your life and your thesis though I'll read this tomooros and delete it (my post). If an admin could hard delete this post now I'd appreciate it.


Edit- Oh my god I have to leave before it gets busy. I have to disconnect right now.

[¿Que?]

WE SHOULD DRINK together tonight but I can't because I'm out right now since I don't have internet at my apartment shit hole but I CAN'T EVEN GET BEER AT THE OTHER PLACE I'M MOVING INTO because it's a dry house (and I respect that but hate them for it. I hate them so much.)


I'm really uncomfortable now because I really got into typing that in public and I feel that I may have been watched and judged during the process of me typing it.



I do care about your life and your thesis though I'll read this tomooros and delete it (my post). If an admin could hard delete this post now I'd appreciate it.
too late!!!!

[Ele'ill]

Someone JUST sat down next to me and I'M TRAPPED now in the corner. I can't move- I'll be here until the place closes now. How awkward.

[Ele'ill]

The reason I'm trapped in the corner is because I can't engage socially right now while they're talking to one another- I can't interrupt them and say 'HEY CAN YOU MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE SO I CAN LEAVE'

I'll just slowly (inch by inch) move my table and chair forward until I'm across the room then I'll leave real fast and never come back because that's embarassing.






too late
too late for which part of that?

[¿Que?]

too late for which part of that?
Too late because you werre going to have the admins hard delte your post, but I quoted it :lol:

So now they have to delete mine, and if they do, I'm going to make a thread about it...

[Ele'ill]

Too late because you werre going to have the admins hard delte your post, but I quoted it :lol:

So now they have to delete mine, and if they do, I'm going to make a thread about it...


The only option I have left is to one night (tomorrow) top it. I can top that, of course with, more beer. Instread of the 4 9% abv's I had I'll have to work my way up to a lot more than that. See, it's worked out now.


I wish I WAS ON A RASPBERRY FARM SITTING IN THE EVENING SUNLIGHT WATCHING WAVES OF Wwind flow over grass while listening to crickets start to crick. (crick is the nosie they make). :lol:

And then I'll wish that it was autumn and cool out instead of FUCKING MISERABLE. :mad:


*note- I don't actually yell while drunk- the capslock is for dramatic affect.

[¿Que?]

I think this is where someone says, Mari3L I think you may have had enough, but truth is, I'm not even sure you said you were drinking. I think so, from your strange behavior. YES! I like it. Well, I'll probably be venturing out of the apartment into the scary world outside now. WIsh me luck.

[Ele'ill]

Hey good luck from the me that was posting here yesterday- I'm in the sauna right now- the local anarchist cafe. I'm not complaining- I actually like sweating and sweating sweating, sweating, sweating to the smell of sesame oil. I think I could go for several more beers though. I don't usually buy them here. I have off from work tomorrow to this is kinda the point where I drin a lot. To compare for a moment- I have cleaned my apartment, officially arranged for roommate stuff, fixed my car on my own, called various labor oriented organizations/departments, talked with friends on the phone, drank a lota beer, wrote some, edited some writing, and now I am drinking. What ever. My shift starts at 3am- this isn't early, I'm actually running behind.

[¿Que?]

Ok that's all very interesting http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a19/freeTheInternet/Smiley/Medium/smiley-yawn.gif

The fact is it's all lies. I've found out who the "real" Mari3L is, and she's in New York:
(Fast Forward to 3:45)
xmmvZ7z-ZVo

Was that too much? I'm not trying to make light out of this girl's situation. I actually admire what she's doing...

[Tablo]

Soooooo fuckingndronk. fuck don't know wjhat to do withj the shot We for.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

my new favorite game is to take a copious abmount of double shots all at oncce and see how long I can function and fight offf intoxication. It's like getting into a fist-a-cuff match with your best mate, extreme fun.

IEg8qogjfeI

[thriller]

Star Wars Drinking game. Look it up. Try to make it all three original movies. Actually don't. You will die of alcohol poisoning.

[Obs]

YO FUCKS

I'M COMING THROUGH THOUGHT YOU KNEW FUCK IF YOU DIDN'T FUCK YOU

plutonium lore
WHAT THIS IS WHAT THIS FOR
FEEL MY FISTS PUSH BLACK HOLES THROUGH YO *****-ASS DECOR

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

I'm fucking drunk and I'm fucking pissed, someones about to have me go Kali Ma on their fucking ass, I'll be more than happy to show you what your heart looks like.

[Misanthrope]

honestly if phd in math 300k any job i want

[Quail]

Star Wars Drinking game. Look it up. Try to make it all three original movies. Actually don't. You will die of alcohol poisoning.
I tried that once. Passed out about halfway through the second film.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

I feel that if I donated blood the person recieving it would die of alcohol poisioning. In addition to this, ex girlfriends suck mummy dix.

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam shimmy ya.

[Welshy]

I got my friend who has a nazi (i dont even man) to admit that equalitarianism is the best and the fascism sucks. also i played nepali maoist musiq for him and he said he could get behind that. but fuck maoism. but like D.G. if i gave blood to someone they would die from alcholol poisioning.

[Welshy]

Also I'm running around in my boxers and a digital camo shirt for some reason listening to maoist music.

sober me = some left communist
drunk me = stalinist/moaist/forkliftist

[Magón]

Fuck tonight. I'm never drinking at a house party with the people I just did, ever again. The moment the world "cops" is said, they fuckingg act like underage motherfuckers whothink they got to hide the fucking beer or get real fucking quite.

Jesus it's fucking sad sight. FUck them though, I don't give a shit.

[Tommy4ever]

Yesterday i tried to explain the labour theory of value over a bucket off my own vomit.

I failed.

I managed to constantly say ''fuck Stalin'' but the economic concepts didn't get across too well.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Fuck tonight. I'm never drinking at a house party with the people I just did, ever again. The moment the world "cops" is said, they fuckingg act like underage motherfuckers whothink they got to hide the fucking beer or get real fucking quite.

Jesus it's fucking sad sight. FUck them though, I don't give a shit.

Wtf? That's hilarious, pathetic and sad all at once. I mean, if you're an adult of the drinking age and at home, you can be drunk as piss and they can't say shit if you promise to keep the noise down. Fuck beer though. It's now almost 12 pm, I have not slept and I m still drunk as fucking piss.

I think it's time to stumble to the kebab jointttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttt.

[Magón]

Wtf? That's hilarious, pathetic and sad all at once. I mean, if you're an adult of the drinking age and at home, you can be drunk as piss and they can't say shit if you promise to keep the noise down. Fuck beer though. It's now almost 12 pm, I have not slept and I m still drunk as fucking piss.

I think it's time to stumble to the kebab jointttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttt.

It was fucking pathetic, I felt like I was at some high school party one of my younger cousins tells me about, that they have. I'm still disappointed at the whole thing.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

It was fucking pathetic, I felt like I was at some high school party one of my younger cousins tells me about, that they have. I'm still disappointed at the whole thing.

That's lame my apologies.

Good news everyone, I'm still drunk on my day off and it has been awesome. :lol:

Edit: read Charlie Sheen belligerent drunk, God fucking damn,with enough vodka I have come to love my life, I don't know why I complain so much.

gH2dF_0rNyQ

[Lobotomy]

Ok, I'm not a marxist leninst by any stretch of the imagination, but I gotta say, this one goes out to the 20,000,000+ soviets that died on the eastern front during wwii. I mean holy fuck that's a lot of casualties. we lost like 3000 or some shit in pearl harbor and we still shit our pants about it on the anniversary every year, and the country also went apeshit over 9/11, but that is NOTHING compared to what the soviets faced against the nazis. we don't even recognize it too, probably because of cold war propaganda. so, at the risk of sounding like a douche, this drink is for those who died in the fight against fascism.

[Misanthrope]

dat was all gravy but i knew i wanted mroe:thumbup:

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Crisis averted, for now, drunk drunk drunnk time.

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^Me in a nutshell.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

No surprisee Im drunk.

[Tablo]

Got drunk, did some stupid shit, and hurt my ankle jumping a fence. Yay alcohol!

[Die Rote Fahne]

Drunk, school in 8 hours....whatever. ill get up, be tired, and just go...fuck it/

[Die Rote Fahne]

Never again....

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

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[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

I drink to forget I drink.

OOGi_OxTJ4M

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

drunk as a fackin skunk!

[∞]

He motherfuckers i reallly hate all of you stupid bastards bcause all you fuking talk about is some old fucking geezers who died a longass time ago

im so sick of ur shit grow the fuck up and make the future not lick history's wrinkly asshole

[∞]

Yesterday i tried to explain the labour theory of value over a bucket off my own vomit.

I failed.

I managed to constantly say ''fuck Stalin'' but the economic concepts didn't get across too well.

fuk u for mixing stupid fucking poiltics with nice booze

that shit should just be illegal

[∞]

fuck politrixx

[∞]

You bastards dont even read my fuking blog ima fucking rapper, but im not fuking handsome so the shitheads dont gove me cash and shit


I don't stomp, I trample, fascist blood on my kleets/
You cowards will run, can't handle the truth that i speak/
Your legs will turn weak, when my bats bout to strike/
Silver streak of steel on my heater, say good bye to your life/

Pure like a mathematician, while you decieve like some kind of magician/
but listen, when my sword glistens it quench the blood/
my raps reak the stench of mud/
clench the trigger bodies hit the floor with a thud/

become the people wrecka/
make you get down like rebecca/


still my rivals doubt the work that I do/
but do you really wanna see me go Israeli on you?/

riddling m4 NATO rounds all over your families/
get criticized by intellectuals who majored in humanities/

Ignore those nerdy fucks, I'ma drone your home, burn your skin like calories/

Precisely devise elaborate schemes, to rear in hordes of rebellious teens/

get them hooked onto my shit like some kind of fiends/

then sell out my style so I can market overpriced jeans/

so HOVA's like me and I'm like god, cuz if I ha the power I'd kill you all, start fucking over/

As I stare into Jesus's eyes I cant contain my boner/ I cant give a fuck about his truths and lies/ all I wanna do is nail him like the Jewish guys/

My rhymes are sick, perverse by nature/
But when it comes to body counts your worth acres/

Fucking hypocrite, we're all murderous fucks who haven't realized it yet.

Thats my fucking blog, how amazing is that shit am i right?

The opposite of christ/
Don't play nice, no fair fights/
Blast a boxer with my 38/
Don't hate, fees growing and I gotta keep payin/
They call me Frieza, I don't give a fuck what you Saiyan/
They still think I'm playin/
How can explain my rhymes to Layman/
Got me playin' brain games like I was fucking Rayman/

Hey, I may not be big but don't try to test me/
I leave ya wig messy like some cut-open teste/
Correctly, puttin whack emcees in their place/
In a bin full of acid left without a trace.

that is the shit you wnt more dont lie

[∞]

No surprisee Im drunk.

ur a fuking bad muslim. be ashmed allah doesn't love you he loves me because i dont love him and hes a man with a penis

why does god have a penis?

[∞]

im lonely fuking post her you dirty hippeis

[∞]

-WqJ35BZUAc

[thriller]

Smoking popes!! Drunk at the high noon! Long live whiskey sours!

[¿Que?]

Someone's shitty drunk.

[thefinalmarch]

First time getting wasted and I literally just ramble about "those fucking hipsters" for two and a half hours.

I love me.

[∞]

i hate you

[GatesofLenin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I'M SO FUCKING DRUNK AND MY DATE DIDN'T TURN OUT HTE WAY I'M WANTED AND I'M BOILING A BUNCH OF POTATOES BECAUSE I'M DRUNK AND SHIT AND I'M DRINKING FUCKING GIN AND COKE BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT WAS LEFT IN THE FRIDGE WHEN I CAME BACK TO THE APARTMENT
also i listented to Death Grips and got all worked up and fucking flailed around in sexually frustrated, totally impotent anger and in the chaos i lost my clothes and i'm naked right now and FUCK

Great way to revive this thread, huh?
Don't forget the potatoes!

[GatesofLenin]

I'm not drunk but having worked for over 15 hours and slept 12, I feel like I did. Good to see my fellow comrades are enjoying the weekend! :D

[∞]

glad to see you enjoying the stupid fucking smile feature

[∞]

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[∞]

:d:d:d:d:d:d

[thefinalmarch]

you're an asshat when drunk

[∞]

asses look great with hats on so you got no point #iwin

[thriller]

Fuck babysitting other drunks when ur drunk but they just fly off the handle for no reason. I drank a budweiser. I feel horrible for that.,

[∞]

akways drink lone fuck people

[∞]

i love everyone but noone love me

noone should be a word

[thefinalmarch]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x213/vespin/badfrosty/penguin/ass_hat.jpg

[∞]

beautiful

[¿Que?]

That's gonna be the revleft equivalent of waking up with a lamp shade on your head hahaha

[Rusty Shackleford]

2 24oz. PBRs and im buzzed. not drunk. but yeah. im digging it. typing is fun feeling. yeah.

DsE03OJiHyY

[tir1944]

2 24oz. PBRs and im buzzed.
Pfffff.That's like 1,5 liters or three European beers.
Not even girls here get buzzed from three beers...:rolleyes:

[Princess Luna]

I fucking hate white wine, but my parents bought 3 liters of it, and I really want to get drunk tonight so I am forcing myself to drink it. I am on the third glass, drinking it out of a church mug just to be ironic

[The Jay]

I love scotch, scotchy scotchy scotch. Now you go down, down into my belly.

[∞]

uirgbirgbibfduibfdgfibfuibf

I CAN POST whatever the fuck in want and there nothing you guys can do about it

:che:<----this guy is a piss drinking asshole with a vagina for a mouth and a clihtoris for a tonsil. i bet hisnose was a pen0r. LOL.

[∞]

cheout my new dubstep hit-sing heres the lyrics

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[∞]

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[∞]

i kill a communist for fun man :thumbup1:

[∞]

I love scotch, scotchy scotchy scotch. Now you go down, down into my belly.

i like to call him will ferret think about it he looks like one

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhb8sfAwO11qbimwzo1_500.jpg

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

There is this girl i've been sort of seeing for a month or two now. dudes i like her a lot. she is like....fuck it i dont even know. really really really intelligent. gorgeous. likes good books music poetryy. i want to realy want to be close to her, but she has intimacy issues. some really bad shit happened to her when she was young and she was raped when she was younger. i don't know what to do. sex isn't even the deal. i just wanna be able to kiss her and do all that lovey dovey bullshit with her. fuck. hello hella xanax redbull weed and jack.

[Kitty_Paine]

I'm so glad I found this thread... :lol:

Now when I get home completely hammered and I'm trolling around I can actually post somewhere without sounding like a complete fucking ditz...



Pfffff.That's like 1,5 liters or three European beers.
Not even girls here get buzzed from three beers...:rolleyes:

It's true...

Time to step up your game... :rolleyes:

[∞]

we need a theory of everything...gimme it.


Not even girls here get buzzed from three beers...

Reported for sexism

[Tablo]

Fuck, alcohol makes me unhappy, but I still drink it. Does that make sense?
At least I got asshole friends to laugh at me when I wake up hungover. lol

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

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You're a God damn musical genius.

Anyone ever notice how fun minitatures are? It's like a booze starburst.


Fuck, alcohol makes me unhappy, but I still drink it. Does that make sense?

I go in and out of phases, I hate my drinking but I love booze and all aspects of drinking.


At least I got asshole friends to laugh at me when I wake up hungover. lol

Psssssh, alka seltzer is your friend mate.

[tir1944]

Reported for sexism lolwut?:lol:

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

lolwut?:lol:

He's saying it's sexist in that the quoted user is implying women can't drink as much as men because they have vaginas which obviously lowers their tolerance.

[tir1944]

No,you see,in my part of the world women usually weight less than men (maybe it's different in America?).At least the younger ones.So obviously they have lower alcohol tolerance.
It's also a medically proven fact than women in general have lower alcohol tolerance.

[∞]

What has revleft done to me? I apologize. I didn't really report you.

[tir1944]

Oh OK.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

What has revleft done to me?

It has stolen your soul and turned you into a husk.

Thank Allah for haggling, 3 stooges tried to say I drink to much but were convinced different with glass in hand, what's that called? Winning.

[∞]

LOL you thanked allah for alcohol? Thats funny.

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

LOL you thanked allah for alcohol? Thats funny.

No, I thanked God for the art of haggling, I however appreciate the irony of the situation, yes.

[Tablo]

fuck all touy I cam teh drunkest adn you r fucking posermns fucking posters.....

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

fuck all touy I cam teh drunkest adn you r fucking posermns fucking posters.....

You may be one of my beasties on Revleft but fuck this, I'm by far the most inberiated Drunkard on Revleft, hands down; I drink to forget I drink.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK.


PwXai-sgM-s

[Tablo]

You may be one of my beasties on Revleft but fuck this, I'm by far the most inberiated Drunkard on Revleft, hands down; I drink to forget I drink.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

I challenge you to a drinking contest~!!

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

I challenge you to a drinking contest~!!

Me drinking in Alabama seems dangerous much in the same way it would be hazardous for you to challenge my inebriation as you might get the poisoning.

[∞]

*valley girl accent* omg im sooo drunk right now you don't even know...

[Tablo]

I think I have had about 9 shots of tequila. how much is that? I keep going back for more and more even though I know I got to wake up early. Hopefully I won't black out and spend the rest of the night here!

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Tequila is fucking disgusting.

[Leonid Brozhnev]

m supposed to be working but Ive had too much sailor jerry to concentrate, it was supposed to be for my gfs birthday but she's away at her mothedrs so I thought... fuck it.
Now to attempt to cook some pork burgers folr a fucking awesome sandwich i wish i could share with you all

Maybe its because im drunk but i cant stop watching this

BFHyEVdUpCA

[not your usual suspect]

its never too early to start drinking. either time of day or age. and by drinking i mean downing those shots of alcohol like its the last day of all creation and or maybe you have a flying sausor to hitch a ride on.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Jack Daniels is my friend

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

Getting drunk as piss, fuck everything.

PEPgA4ZQf0U

[thriller]

I'm not drunk. I need to be. When's Friday? Two days!!!!

[MarxSchmarx]

its never too early to start drinking. either time of day or age. and by drinking i mean downing those shots of alcohol like its the last day of all creation and or maybe you have a flying sausor to hitch a ride on.

SO let me ask: If this were earth'S last day, how many of you would get rip-roaring drunk.

Part of me would say of course, let's go out with a bang, have a time of our lives. But there's also a part of me that wants to spend it in peace surrounded by the people I love, expressin profound appreciation that we were able to enjoy each other on our short time on earth. It's one of those issues, like the CNT supporting the republican government I guess, where I see good arguments on both sides.

[Art Vandelay]

Where has this thread been all my life, its like an alcoholics dream, a place to ramble when drunk. A few glasses of bourbon deep...on a monday...again....continuing the bender...I could have a problem.

[khlib]

HEY WHO'S DRUNK noow, i

[Art Vandelay]

I am!

[Dzerzhinsky's Ghost]

I'm drunk as fucking shit and I really need to sober up but fuck it.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Narre_Tod_Mein_Spielgesell_001.jpg

I also love this forum, seriously.

[Vendetta]

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/grown-men-are-talking

reactionary as hell if you dont get it, but if you don't catch the sarcasm, then, you failed.

Also, 4lokos + a beer bong kill.

(and 5SF kicks ass).

[Bright Banana Beard]

I love drinking beers from time to time.

[Art Vandelay]

I am fucking loaded on bourbon. I think it is time to switch back to scotch or whiskey cause I am building a tolerance to bourbon. Amazing how long it took me to type that sentence while correcting mistakes.

[Die Rote Fahne]

I love drinking beers from time to time.

420 drink beer errrday

[Pioneers_Violin]

Ugh!

Nasty old-world Polish "rectifying spirits" brought over by a well-meaning soviet pole who got stranded here years ago.... Trying to help cure my cold.

Bleah! This stuff is nastier than 3 shots of vodka with a nasty, vile taste, aftertaste and probably headache coming up.

Should've stuck with NyQuil or at least honest Vodka.:blushing:


Update: Nasty stuff wore off quick but kept me awake coughing all night. A great "cough medicine" for those that like coughing a lot.
No headache but bad aftertaste. No offense meant to well-meaning Poles but this stuff doesn't work so good for us non-Poles...

[∞]

10:19 am Sipiing dry gin and listening to K-pop. Shit.

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

8 days straigt been drukn. yay everclear hahaha

[Tablo]

10:19 am Sipiing dry gin and listening to K-pop. Shit.
Shiiiiiit. My bf just passed out and she is a huge kpop fan(she is from korea). We been listening to it the past few hours and I would have strnagled her for it if I weren't shitfaced. >.>

[∞]

Lol. I'm sober now though.

[Tablo]

Lol. I'm sober now though.
Good for you. I'm still shit faced an my friend still passed out.. :/

[∞]

Rofl sing Kpop in her ear.

[Crux]

Still drunk from last night. Had a threesome. Also had a whiskeydick. Oh well. The good with the bad. I mean gave some good head. Gotta be a karmic reward for that down along the line.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

I've been at the bottom of a bottle for days and days. My girlfriend left me, I ran out of money, I'm behind on loads of work. Fuck it all, I need to get back on track and stop this bullshit1

[Lobotomy]

every time I drink rosé I feel like rick ross. shit yeah

[Lobotomy]

ma car go slow like escargot /

[NewLeft]

SO let me ask: If this were earth'S last day, how many of you would get rip-roaring drunk.

Part of me would say of course, let's go out with a bang, have a time of our lives. But there's also a part of me that wants to spend it in peace surrounded by the people I love, expressin profound appreciation that we were able to enjoy each other on our short time on earth. It's one of those issues, like the CNT supporting the republican government I guess, where I see good arguments on both sides.

You know you're on a leftist forum when getting drunk on the last day of Earth is compared to CNT's situation in the civil war..

[brigadista]

first drink after 2 years.... lol

[Iroquois Xavier]

Jack Daniel's right now and I'm content as I can be.

[bcbm]

feelin.. fucked

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

i'm drunk and alone at 2pm on boxing day. been drunk since i was with my family last night and intend to stay drunk/intoxicated until uni starts again or mayve even forever

[Misanthrope]

i deleted my facebook and I just want to go on it right now and make drunk statuses and shit.

lmao whatever I'm your problem now revleft:laugh:

[Quail]

Starting to get tipsy.

[Kitty_Paine]

Fuck you probation and your fucked up early ass curfew B.S.... you can't stop me!

[Ele'ill]

Time to get malt liquor and ramen

[Ele'ill]

I'm doing liver stretches for New Years eve and day and evening.

[Le Rouge]

Oh gosh. Had some good boose to drink. :) Jamaican rum. The epicness is in it's flavor :O
I'm so drunk...and high. :p

[La Comédie Noire]

Got looked at by a few women which is suprising.

[Kitty_Paine]

Oh gosh. Had some good boose to drink. :) Jamaican rum. The epicness is in it's flavor :O
I'm so drunk...and high. :p

I'm happy for you! lol

Don't tell anyone but I successfully got hammered tonight and made it back home in one piece. I'm proud of my decieving self... I hope this doesn't have any negative repercussions, lol.

I actually had some rum too, I don't know what kind though... And I didn't really care at that point... :p


Got looked at by a few women which is suprising.

Why is that surprising? Are you not confident in your "game"? :p

[Small Geezer]

I'm drunk. What am I supposed to say? I have absolutely nothing to say about this miserable world. That's why I'm drunk.

[Small Geezer]

Time to get malt liquor and ramen

You're fucking disgusting. Do you have a fetish for stringy puke?