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Hebrew Hammer
5th July 2011, 04:36
My fellow Americans, what did you guys do this 4th? I played some mad poker, blazage and many vodka shots and smoked some cigar called 'royal' something and saw some fireworks with the lady.
Rusty Shackleford
5th July 2011, 04:43
worked.
Il Medico
5th July 2011, 04:51
Went to hospital because no other bloody doctor was open and generally felt like shit all day.
Hebrew Hammer
5th July 2011, 05:03
That's lame.
Vendetta
5th July 2011, 06:08
worked, blew shit up, got drunk, blew more shit up, went to a party, ran from cops, blew more shit up.
Susurrus
5th July 2011, 06:18
Walked around a forest, fired some dinky fireworks, bout to spent the night in a tent.
Woke up, took a shower, went on Revleft multiple times, ate. That's literally it. If I didn't mention it, I didn't do it today.
Agent Ducky
5th July 2011, 06:25
Drove a boat and stuff... then rode around on my bike to watch all the illegal fireworks. XFD
Johnny Kerosene
5th July 2011, 06:38
Sat around, ate lunch with some people, sat around some more, drove a town over to see someone I hadn't seen since the 3rd grade. Drank some beer, shot of bottle rockets and firecrackers and in the woods. Went to go see a fireworks show, which ended like three minutes after we got there, but we did get funnel cake. Drove back. Came home. Revleft.
Hebrew Hammer
5th July 2011, 07:22
I didn't fuck with any shenangians of the holiday, I just used it as an excuse to get crazy stupid, for Amruikkka and that's what I told that fucking piggly wiggly too, "we're just celebrarting the holiday sir, it's independance day after all."
Agent Ducky
5th July 2011, 09:13
The philosophy of the denizens of my neighborhood regarding pyrotechnics probably goes something like this "Who needs safety? THIS IS AMURIKUHH!" We had some people setting off full-blown shows from their backyards. Quite nice actually, lol.
NoOneIsIllegal
5th July 2011, 09:18
235 years ago on July 4th, King George III wrote in his diary "Nothing of importance happened today."
They say it took 2-3 weeks to receive news across the pond. I say George was the king of passive aggression :cool:
NoOneIsIllegal
5th July 2011, 09:20
Oh, and I hung out with my friends all day and had a great time. Found out my best friend I love feels the same way, so yeah I haven't been able to stop smiling. Was a great day.
Jimmie Higgins
5th July 2011, 09:28
I'm working right now. Hmm, well I ate some pizza, watched my unauthorized download of the new "True Blood" episode and then watched all the illegal fireworks in my neighborhood for about a half an hour before heading to work. If the pizza were illegal too, it would have been the perfect way to celebrate the 4th.
Os Cangaceiros
5th July 2011, 09:31
235 years ago on July 4th, King George III wrote in his diary "Nothing of importance happened today."
They say it took 2-3 weeks to receive news across the pond. I say George was the king of passive aggression :cool:
that's just the way kings were man. King Louis the XVI wrote about a fox hunt or some stupid shit like that the day the Bastille was stormed.
Anyway, I drank went crabbing, drank some beer, smoked some weed, shot off some fireworks and drunkenly celebrated AmeriKKKa's official birthday.
NoOneIsIllegal
5th July 2011, 09:33
If the pizza were illegal too, it would have been the perfect way to celebrate the 4th.
Give it time. Our oppressors wish to take away the greatest pleasure the proletariat have.
Agent Ducky
5th July 2011, 09:53
Give it time. Our oppressors wish to take away the greatest pleasure the proletariat have.
Nah, cuz you can take their wages, you can take their unions, but if you take their pizza, the proles will revolt. No questions asked.
Buitraker
5th July 2011, 09:59
And what is the americans native, day?
NoOneIsIllegal
5th July 2011, 10:09
"The illegal immigrants that came to this land 250 years ago came to commit genocide and plunder resources; the illegal immigrants today come here to mow your lawn."
Jimmie Higgins
5th July 2011, 10:10
And what is the americans native, day?
The fourth Friday in September - i.e. what was traditionally Columbus Day in the US. Not officially recognized though.
Angry Young Man
5th July 2011, 12:59
And what is the americans native, day?
27th January.
Well, it's actually Holocaust Remembrance Day, but all acts of genocide should be mourned that day.
Olentzero
5th July 2011, 13:26
Went down to the Swedish Migration Board to get my photo and prints taken for my permanent residency card. What better way to celebrate how great America is than by getting permission to live somewhere else?
Then I got ice cream.
The Douche
5th July 2011, 14:11
Went out, bought a full case of olde english 40s, went to my friends apartment, got a bushel of crabs, some corn, some fried chicken, ate, drank three 40s (oof, feel like shit now), shot bottle rockets at each other, drove down a back road to the river, shot off some mortars and an aerial display, shot a shitload of bottle rockets and roman candles, went home and was asleep by like 11:30 haha.
On the way to the river I said to my girlfriend "you need to fix the clock in your car", cause the clock said it was like 9:15 and I didn't think that was possible cause I was wasted and there was no way I was wasted that early, she just laughed and told me it was correct.
Rafiq
5th July 2011, 17:07
I ate wendy's, stayed home, and worked on my online classes.
Buitraker
5th July 2011, 17:52
The fourth Friday in September - i.e. what was traditionally Columbus Day in the US. Not officially recognized though.
27th January.
Well, it's actually Holocaust Remembrance Day, but all acts of genocide should be mourned that day.
Thanks
Pioneers_Violin
7th July 2011, 02:28
I wore black, for the death of freedom.
If we ever had it. Perhaps we did once, long, long ago.
Then I went to the pool. And wore black there too.
Kuppo Shakur
7th July 2011, 02:38
deep.
Iraultzaile Ezkerreko
7th July 2011, 05:14
I wore black, for the death of freedom.
If we ever had it. Perhaps we did once, long, long ago.
Then I went to the pool. And wore black there too.
Lol, what, are you 14 or something?
Edit: I was at Socialism 2011. Watched Brian Jones recite the Frederick Douglass speech about the meaning of the Fourth of July. Chanted "Wall Street, Fuck You" and "1,2,3, Fuck the Bourgeoisie...4,5,6, Fuck the Bourgeoisie". .Then drove back across the Mason-Dixon line. Probably the saddest part of the day.
Olentzero
7th July 2011, 09:31
Ooh, which talks did you go to??
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