Hover Hand

[bailey_187]

why do people do it and why isit so funny

here are hexamples


http://thehoverhand.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Hands-free-with-Angelina-Love-Miami.jpg

http://thehoverhand.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/PromNightHoverFist-Pennsylvania.jpg

[Sun at Eight]

It's because of a fear of touch and non-ironic commitment.

[hatzel]

Probably because people who do it have issues...apparently...:rolleyes:

[JustMovement]

fucking hell i just realised i do this all the time

[bailey_187]

fucking hell i just realised i do this all the time

looking thru old pictures of mine and seen me do it once :blushing:

[Quail]

We've probably all done it. I think I do it when I don't feel I know someone well enough to put my arm around.

[HEAD ICE]

it is done by virgins who are scared to touch a girl because they think it will make them ejaculate or something

[¿Que?]

Every good, young christian man knows the hover hand is the way to the lord. Imagine what would happen if we didn't hover hand. Think of all the impure thoughts one could get by allowing contact of ones outer extremities with the warmth of the opposite sex (or even the same sex). Hover hand is the one thing that prevents society's degeneration into complete depravity.

[scarletghoul]

:laugh:

[Aurora]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TQCgzLZeM_I/AAAAAAABzj4/osgFeD0Lwls/s400/hover_hands_10.jpg

[Dumb]

I do the hover hand out of fear that the woman will think I'm hitting on her or harassing her.

[bailey_187]

lololoolol

[coda]

I have hover finger.. my finger touched a fan blade -- Ouch!!! still intact thanks to cheap plastic blades.. but it's hurting... :(

Bailey..are you a spanner or genius?

Hover Hand.. that transpired due to "personal space" violations.. No one knows what is space and what is violation!!! Scary!!!!

[bailey_187]

err im not a spannor or a genius im jusr a hellaofguy as they say why

[Pioneers_Violin]

Perhaps it's a fear of Cooties?

Maybe it's true after all... Could girls have Cooties?
Those guys sure look like they think we do. :lol:

[Hebrew Hammer]

And here I thought this thread was going to be about some awesome new invention.

[GPDP]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TQCgzLZeM_I/AAAAAAABzj4/osgFeD0Lwls/s400/hover_hands_10.jpg

Truly one of the greatest Smash Bros. players ever.

[Kuppo Shakur]

It's used as a buffer during that moment when you're not sure yet if touchin her is gonna be creepy or not. Better than being all grabby.

[Johnny Kerosene]

Do guys ever do this to other guys? And if so, for what reasons. My best guess would be, assuming that it happens, that they're a closet homosexual and they fear they will become aroused upon touching another guy. My second best guess is that they're both openly gay and they do it for the same reasons listed above, aside from El Vagoneta's hilarious path to god remark.

[Angry Young Man]

it is done by virgins who are scared to touch a girl because they think it will make them ejaculate or something

Gimme dat Christian Side-Hug

[Hebrew Hammer]

Do guys ever do this to other guys? And if so, for what reasons. My best guess would be, assuming that it happens, that they're a closet homosexual and they fear they will become aroused upon touching another guy. My second best guess is that they're both openly gay and they do it for the same reasons listed above, aside from El Vagoneta's hilarious path to god remark.

Or you could be like me and you strongly dislike physical contact.

[Obs]

it is done by virgins who are scared to touch a girl because they think it will make them ejaculate or something
Funny thing, the time when I stopped doing the hover hand coincides almost exactly when the time I started getting laid regularly. I don't remember exactly what came first, though.

[Agent Ducky]

And here I thought this thread was going to be about some awesome new invention.

I did too. A weird invention, but a cool one.