I'm old. [Archive]

Il Medico

1st July 2011, 18:52

Like seriously guys. Two fucking decades.

Manic Impressive

1st July 2011, 18:57

haha I had that a few weeks ago on my birthday. Someone asked how old I was I said approaching 30 way too fast, they laughed and called me a youngster.

Sasha

1st July 2011, 19:06

i'm almost 3 decades, shut up...
although i got IDchecked yesterday in the supermarket, which was even for buying beer for which you need to be only 16+ here.
i knew i had an baby face, but seriously...

praxis1966

1st July 2011, 19:52

Like seriously guys. Two fucking decades.

Don't make me put you over my knee, sonny.

Angry Young Man

1st July 2011, 20:04

Don't make me put you over my knee, sonny.

That's my job.

TheGodlessUtopian

1st July 2011, 21:22

Yup, very old....I would start planning for your retirement and funeral, wouldn't want your family to be left with all those expensive bills racked up in your late age.

Blackburn

1st July 2011, 21:45

I'm 35. It's half way to 70.

15 years ago I was but 20.

In 15 years I'll be 50 :(

Hebrew Hammer

2nd July 2011, 06:13

i'm almost 3 decades, shut up...
although i got IDchecked yesterday in the supermarket, which was even for buying beer for which you need to be only 16+ here.
i knew i had an baby face, but seriously...

This happens to me occasionally. Highly irritating if you left the ID at the house and got to the liquor store on foot.

But 20 is old, you should look into retirement homes.

bcbm

2nd July 2011, 09:58

shutup:crying:

Quail

2nd July 2011, 10:41

I felt the same last year, but 20 isn't all that bad.

Angry Young Man

2nd July 2011, 12:04

20 really should be a more important bday than it is. Stop people feeling down about leaving their teens.

But you have three more years of the first flush of youth and you're a good-looking boy. I imagine.

Dr Mindbender

2nd July 2011, 12:55

Like seriously guys. Two fucking decades.

If you are old, then i am positively a fossil. I have vivid memories of the pre-perestroika era.

I guarantee you'll be feeling three times as shit in ten years.

Now shut up.

Dr Mindbender

2nd July 2011, 12:55

20 really should be a more important bday than it is. Stop people feeling down about leaving their teens.

Being a teen is shit. Your twenties is where its at.

MarxSchmarx

2nd July 2011, 13:07

I remember when being asked for my ID to buy beer went from being annoying to somewhat flattering.

Angry Young Man

2nd July 2011, 13:54

Being a teen is shit. Your twenties is where its at.

It's just such a shame being 18-21 only lasts 3 years :crying:

I wanna be 21 again!!!!

Pirate Utopian

2nd July 2011, 13:56

I'm a 16 year old trapped in a 20 year old body.

Angry Young Man

2nd July 2011, 14:12

I'm a 22 year old trapped in a 16-year-old's body.

I'm not complaining though. He's peng

Q

2nd July 2011, 14:30

Well played young sir.

Kronsteen

2nd July 2011, 15:01

I've got a young man inside me.

Kronsteen

2nd July 2011, 15:02

I've got a young man inside me.

(EDIT: Two of them. Lucky me.)

Il Medico

2nd July 2011, 16:42

Well, when I made this thread I had two goals, alert people that it was my birthday and anger people over twenty. Judging by this thread, I succeed in both endeavors.

Q

2nd July 2011, 19:29

Well, when I made this thread I had two goals, alert people that it was my birthday and anger people over twenty. Judging by this thread, I succeed in both endeavors.

Oh, it was your birthday?

Aurora

2nd July 2011, 19:44

Happy birthday, im 20 in a month so i share your pain ;)

Stand Your Ground

2nd July 2011, 20:17

I'm 21 and people still think I'm 12, even after I show ID.

praxis1966

2nd July 2011, 22:27

Well, when I made this thread I had two goals, alert people that it was my birthday and anger people over twenty. Judging by this thread, I succeed in both endeavors.

You failed in the second part. We all know you're a really nice guy so tough shit I guess.

Quail

2nd July 2011, 22:58

I'm 21 and people still think I'm 12, even after I show ID.
Yeah, I always get ID'd. I think one of the few times I haven't been ID'd was my 18th birthday, which was the only time I actually wanted to show ID.

the last donut of the night

3rd July 2011, 04:50

i'm almost 3 decades, shut up...
although i got IDchecked yesterday in the supermarket, which was even for buying beer for which you need to be only 16+ here.
i knew i had an baby face, but seriously...

so jealous right now

Os Cangaceiros

3rd July 2011, 04:58

For some reason I thought you were significantly older than 20.

Kuppo Shakur

3rd July 2011, 06:01

I'm nineteen. I must say it's annoying being in this few-year gap, at least here in the good ol' USA. It's like "Congrats, you can now buy porn and tobacco but you cannot buy alcohol or gamble." THESE THINGS ARE TOTALLY UNRELATED WHY ARE THEY GROUPED TOGETHER SO.

Weezer

3rd July 2011, 09:10

I was at a concert the other day and I met some college-age kids there. When I told them I was a sophomore, they said: "In college?" They tripped balls when I told them I was in high school.

Be lucky you're still 20 at 20. I'm 20 at 15. :glare:

bailey_187

3rd July 2011, 14:16

im 19, not looking forward to turning 20

Blackscare

3rd July 2011, 14:22

Turned 20 in may, it's not that bad unless you decide to go hardcore prole and have no life so you can save to live in a stilt house in the next year.

I can't make a fist anymore guys, what is this adult shit.

Sentinel

3rd July 2011, 14:34

i'm almost 3 decades, shut up...
although i got IDchecked yesterday in the supermarket, which was even for buying beer for which you need to be only 16+ here.
i knew i had an baby face, but seriously..Precisely the same thing happened to me recently -- and I'm not almost 30, but 30, period.

It felt so good, I was walking on clouds for the rest of the day. :)

-marx-

4th July 2011, 03:29

I'm 35. It's half way to 70.

15 years ago I was but 20.

In 15 years I'll be 50 :(

I feel the same way (I'm 33). :(

Sam_b

4th July 2011, 03:35

bunch of kids and young folk

Olentzero

4th July 2011, 03:48

You wanna feel old? Come back to this thread on July 4, 2023 and think "Damn, kids that were born the day I wrote this are now old enough to drink."

Triple A

4th July 2011, 16:00

20?
All downhill now.

Quail

4th July 2011, 16:28

bunch of kids and young folk
Aren't you a student?

Dr Mindbender

5th July 2011, 11:28

I've got a young man inside me.

(EDIT: Two of them. Lucky me.)

A spitroast eh? lol good for you.

Buitraker

5th July 2011, 11:49

im 19, not looking forward to turning 20
Thats my way

Johnny Kerosene

8th July 2011, 09:31

I look forward to turning 21 so I can buy liquor directly and actually like, look around at the different kinds and shit, instead of just saying go get the biggest bottle of whiskey you can get with X dollars to whoever's buying it for me. The only age I don't look forward to is 63. It's just a weird number.

Il Medico

8th July 2011, 11:03

Aren't you a student?
You can be a student at any age, but do vaguely remember Sammy saying he was in his early twenties in one thread. (23 perhaps it was?)

L.A.P.

8th July 2011, 18:24

I'm a 22 year old trapped in a 16-year-old's body.

I'm not complaining though. He's peng

I'm often told I'm a 35 year old in a 16 year old body. My elders say I have an "old soul".

Pirate Utopian

8th July 2011, 18:47

I'm gonna be 16 forever.

Triple A

8th July 2011, 20:17

I look forward to turning 21 so I can buy liquor directly and actually like, look around at the different kinds and shit, instead of just saying go get the biggest bottle of whiskey you can get with X dollars to whoever's buying it for me. The only age I don't look forward to is 63. It's just a weird number.

You want me to mail some boose that you can buy at 16 yo.