The end is here

[Messenger]

The Lord will be returning soon to take his children away. Be sure you are ready!


"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life" John 3:16



Please, except Jesus as your personal saviour before it is too late! You don't wan't to be stuck on Earth during the tribulation and you especially don't want to burn forever in Hell.

[Ian]

I once saw a crazy old man talking about Christianity, I watched him for awhile, frothing at the mouth, talking about the return of Jesus, and after watching him and you, Messenger, I am more convinced than ever that I do not want to be a Christian.

[truthaddict11]

you were banned once Jesus-Lives why do you come back?

[Rastafari]

because he obviously cares about our immortal souls.

[canikickit]

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life" John 3:16

Fuck God and Fuck Johns 1,2 and 3; they're a bunch of schmoes. I think they're lying.

[Rastafari]

Just out of curiousity, what makes you think the "End" is coming in the next 10 years when people have been waiting for it for all of 1900 years?

[Comrade Ceausescu]

sigh.ban this idiot.

[Iepilei]

I think I liked this post better when it was locked.

[(*]

I hate to be an ass, but you said "except Jesus"...

Anyways, why quote John? Give me some quotes from Jesus please.

[Totalitarian]

According to Revelations (apparently), the world is going to be consumed by a holocaust which will kill 2/3 of the earth's population and leave the survivors with horrible blisters and other symptoms which resemble radiation poisoning.

I am told that at a certain time, Jesus will arrive to take his chosen ones to another planet while the rest of mankind will be tortured eternally in a place called hell.

[Loknar]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2003, 03:52 AM
According to Revelations (apparently), the world is going to be consumed by a holocaust which will kill 2/3 of the earth's population and leave the survivors with horrible blisters and other symptoms which resemble radiation poisoning.

I am told that at a certain time, Jesus will arrive to take his chosen ones to another planet while the rest of mankind will be tortured eternally in a place called hell.
It does not say that.

[Rastafari]

No, it doesn't...

[Totalitarian]

I read in this Christian literature that was being handed out in the street, most of the Earth's population would be killed and the survivors would either gain salvation through Christ or they would spend eternity in hell.

[Ian]

Revelations was written by some guy stuck on an island, he must have had some Angel's Trumpet on that island or something. It's not exactly trustworthy...

[Sensitive]

Originally posted by [email protected] 11 2003, 07:50 PM
Please, except Jesus as your personal saviour before it is too late!
Tough luck dude, it is too late. The Iraqis killed Jesus last March! (http://www.workers.org/ww/2003/solar1002.php)

[Invader Zim]

Jesus is a ****.

As for burning in hell, ive been there its called Disney World Florida.

[redstar2000]

Please, except Jesus as your personal saviour before it is too late! You don't wan't to be stuck on Earth during the tribulation and you especially don't want to burn forever in Hell.

except? wan't? Literacy is evidently not a requirement for salvation.

Reminds me of a Florida bumper-sticker I read about...

In Case of Rapture, NO DRIVER ON BOARD :lol:

http://anarchist-action.org/forums/images/smiles/redstar.gif

The RedStar2000 Papers (http://www.anarchist-action.org/marxists/redstar2000/)
A site about communist ideas

[Dhul Fiqar]

I once saw one that said: "When the rapture comes - you can have my car!" =D

--- G.

[Rastafari]

35,000 green card soldiers in iraq!?
how balanced is that!?

[Goldfinger]

The only Messenger is Muhammad Ali, Allah's peace and blessing be with Him.

[Dhul Fiqar]

I dunno, George Forman was pretty awesome, too... =D

--- G.

[Iepilei]

yes... he sells grills...

[Dhul Fiqar]

Haha, yeah - I forgot about that! Kind of a sad way to end your career... =D

--- G.

[commie kg]

Originally posted by Dhul [email protected] 12 2003, 06:28 AM
I once saw one that said: "When the rapture comes - you can have my car!" =D

--- G.
My favorite sticker is "I found Jesus.... He's in my trunk!" :lol:

[Rastafari]

my favorite:
Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed!

[Lardlad95]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2003, 11:54 AM

Please, except Jesus as your personal saviour before it is too late! You don't wan't to be stuck on Earth during the tribulation and you especially don't want to burn forever in Hell.

except? wan't? Literacy is evidently not a requirement for salvation.

Reminds me of a Florida bumper-sticker I read about...

In Case of Rapture, NO DRIVER ON BOARD :lol:

http://anarchist-action.org/forums/images/smiles/redstar.gif

The RedStar2000 Papers (http://www.anarchist-action.org/marxists/redstar2000/)
A site about communist ideas
Damn you, I was going to point out his usage error

[Lardlad95]

Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed!


Funny




I found Jesus.... He's in my trunk


FUNNIER

[suffianr]

The end is here

Isn't it supposed to be, the end is near?

:lol:

[dopediana]

honk if you're jesus

[187]

http://shop.oldglory.com/catalog/browse/pr...&PARENT=TSHIRTS (http://shop.oldglory.com/catalog/browse/productview.asp?PRODUCTID=2TE27030&CATALOGID=19&STORE=&PARENT=TSHIRTS)

That's my favorite jesus related T-shirt.

[truthaddict11]

jesus is comming and theres no one to clean up after him

[Hampton]

*honk*

[Dhul Fiqar]

"Get your Bibles right here - 100% regular price - no discounts - ONLY JESUS SAVES!" =D

--- G.

[redstarshining]

Now what? is the end here or is it near? How close is it exactly?
And why didn't tell me anyone before? I just spent 2 days updateing the kernel obviously all in vain :angry:

If somebody had warned me in advance, I would have spent the last two days with ruthless sinning instead.