Got a kicking from the fash!

[ComradeG1967]

I was pretty drunk last night, I have to admit. On my way home from town I was shouting anti-BNP slogans, when passing a chip shop this guy asked me to repeat what I was saying. "The BNP are c**ts" I shouted. He looked at me, before smiling and said "that's what I thought you said", and ostensibly went to shake my hand. He then stuck the head in, and being pissed I dropped to the floor. He then booted me about six times, I reckon.

I'm sitting here with a broken nose and feel really shit. :( Sometimes it can be tough being anti-FA

[Triple A]

I was pretty drunk last night, I have to admit. On my way home from town I was shouting anti-BNP slogans, when passing a chip shop this guy asked me to repeat what I was saying. "The BNP are c**ts" I shouted. He looked at me, before smiling and said "that's what I thought you said", and ostensibly went to shake my hand. He then stuck the head in, and being pissed I dropped to the floor. He then booted me about six times, I reckon.

I'm sitting here with a broken nose and feel really shit. :( Sometimes it can be tough being anti-FA

You sir are a race traitor.

Nah you should carry peper spray.:rolleyes:

[Blackscare]

Get him back then I suppose. I don't know what a chip shop is but steal his chips. He probably won't like that.

[Leftie]

Get him back then I suppose. I don't know what a chip shop is but steal his chips. He probably won't like that.

A chip shop is a shop that sells chips...

http://howinuk.co.uk/mypics/chips.jpg

[Tommy4ever]

Probably a bad idea to go around shouting political slogans while drunk in any situation. :p

[Die Rote Fahne]

Get antifa friends. Stand outside his shop. Shout anti-bnp slogans til he comes out. Shit kicking.

[Chambered Word]

If you're looking for some way to get one back, you could wait outside at night and beat his ass, if you can get away with it.

Regardless, tell everyone he's a BNP supporting piece of shit. Put up signs outside his business saying 'I <3 the BNP' or something.

Shouting anti-BNP slogans at a small business owner was a bit of a gamble on your part, how drunk were you? :bored:

[LegendZ]

A chip shop is a shop that sells chips...

*picture*So as Americans call it French Fries?

[Cleansing Conspiratorial Revolutionary Flame]

A solution to this problem involves hammers. :lol:

[Sasha]

A solution to this problem involves hammers. :lol:

me think getting hammered was part of the problem, not the solution ;)

[Sasha]

oh, and moved to chitchat....

[Rusty Shackleford]

http://www.arxmansports.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/baseball-bats-what-is-your-choice.jpg

[Buitraker]

http://www.arxmansports.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/baseball-bats-what-is-your-choice.jpg



http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3nbpS-a5M1k/TOvYeAel1VI/AAAAAAAAJUQ/KJZWPIb0WuY/s320/Baston_extensible.jpg

[Obs]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3nbpS-a5M1k/TOvYeAel1VI/AAAAAAAAJUQ/KJZWPIb0WuY/s320/Baston_extensible.jpg
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/csstoreonline_2159_4962824

[Triple A]

I win
http://wallpapers.free-review.net/wallpapers/24/tank_challenger.jpg

[Manic Impressive]

http://www.chainsawspecialists.co.uk/acatalog/365medium.jpg

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/grenade/gl02/rpg-7.jpg

[synthesis]

http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/TsarBomba3Big.jpg

[Kamos]

http://panther.uw.hu/images/b52_2.jpg

[Susurrus]

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/12/loic.jpg

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg

[hatzel]

http://www.all4parties.co.uk/images_inflatables/inf_hammer_lg.jpg

...wait...I think I'm doing it wrong...:confused:

[Susurrus]

Bear cavalry>death star

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/C-N/Random/bear_cavalry.png

[Kamos]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/temp-2010-11-02/HhsnHFgdganitAaecmDrIdxewmjAkofABBscgJApaeEpxzItAh zciFJIhdDF/penguin_army_bear_cavalry.jpg.scaled1000.jpg

[Susurrus]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f93/Algy116/cat_snipers.jpg

[Tablo]

Well, this escalated pretty quickly.

[Ele'ill]

This thread is awesome because it made me laugh while out in public.

[Angry Young Man]

"The BNP are c**ts" I shouted.

Ban for sexism

[Manic Impressive]

Ban for sexism
:confused: Que? "The BNP are Clots" is what he meant to say

[Angry Young Man]

Ohhh! I thought he was saying "The BNP are clams."

Can't be having misogyny like that. It's not meant like that, but it's still slang for vulva.

[praxis1966]

One of the better Chit-Chat threads in some time. I defo luled.

[Hebrew Hammer]

http://www.pongo.co.il/imageTool.aspx?pic=/productpics/pic_6_9_153_232311.gif&width=400

[Obs]

You're too late, HH.

[Fawkes]

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/dc/f/AAAAAvjKG0UAAAAAANz3Sg.jpg?v=1205255157000
Never underestimate the power of a good tickle





but srzly, drunken fights pretty much always end bad for the drunker party

[Hebrew Hammer]

You're too late, HH.

Sons of a *****es. :(

[Rusty Shackleford]

Well, this escalated pretty quickly.
as soon as i saw what happened when my picture was quoted, i gave a hearty laugh until it started deescalating into demotivationals.


Baseball bat > Night Stick > Knife > ? > RPG > fucking lololololololololol

great thread.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/247503_10150218312837836_613827835_7148140_398599_ n.jpg

[synthesis]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg

http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/2/2b/Galactus_005.jpg

[praxis1966]

Oh yeah?

http://www.bothteamsplayedhard.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mega_maid.jpg

[Triple A]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/scimmia6/CenvhADBExqltIDacFyCFlJbnBbwfkuxzfsmhEDDFHftmciziz HmefbCzgIb/media_httpverydemotiv_jsqpD.jpg.scaled500.jpg

[Jimmie Higgins]

So as Americans call it French Fries?Wait, are you talking about freedom fries?

[Rusty Shackleford]

Wait, are you talking about freedom fries?
Wait, are you talking about fried Potato sticks?

[Jimmie Higgins]

Wait, are you talking about fried Potato sticks?You mean chips?

[Susurrus]

You mean chips?

Oh, you mean 炸土豆.

[Angry Young Man]

Oh! Tu veux dire les pommes frietes!

[Broletariat]

I hate potatoes.

[#FF0000]

you mean taters

[Fawkes]

you mean tomatoes

[praxis1966]

you mean taters

They call me Tater Salad.

[Mindtoaster]

Seriously though, smash his windows

[Quail]

This is one of the best threads I've seen in chit-chat in ages. Actually made me laugh out loud :lol:

[Rusty Shackleford]

Put feces in a brown paper bag, put it on his stoop. set it alight, ring his bell.

[Broletariat]

you mean tomatoes

I hate those too, more than potatoes, especially in ketchup form.

[Jimmie Higgins]

Papas fritas?

[Os Cangaceiros]

give that bastard a wedgy. a FIERCE one.

Then give him a gnarly charley horse.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Its amazing what can happen to a very serious topic once it even touches chitchat.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Ban for sexism

That's over the top in my opinion. Bunch of bell ends.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Its amazing what can happen to a very serious topic once it even touches chitchat.

You know it. A solution was offered up, retaliate.

[The Man]

A very good laugh today

[Cleansing Conspiratorial Revolutionary Flame]

That's over the top in my opinion. Bunch of bell ends.

Apologizing for Sexism.

[REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL]

Sorry but was there any context to this?

Like seriously, when your drunk do you go down the street shouting shit about various political groups?

[Chambered Word]

Sorry but was there any context to this?

Like seriously, when your drunk do you go down the street shouting shit about various political groups?

It's more common than you think. :lol:

[BeerShaman]

You 'll go and tell him:
I'll take your pouch!
Then you'll run!
The next day you'll go and say:
I'll take your pouch and your life!
:)
Edit: Use english accent though

[ComradeG1967]

I have had a good laugh at some of the posts in this thread, even if they were at my expense. ;)

I should mention it wasn't the chip shop owner, who's Turkish I think and has absolutely nothing to do with fascism, but a guy who passed by.

Lesson learned, anyway.

[ComradeG1967]

Sorry but was there any context to this?

Like seriously, when your drunk do you go down the street shouting shit about various political groups?

Alcohol seems to inhibit my senses and make me liable to do/say silly things. Sorry. :(

[Malatesta]

comradeG67: beer is lovely as we all know but drinking and antifascist activity do not go together. effective antifascist activities depend on quick and clear thinking - as the new book beating the fascists mentions on page 97. we lose reaction and co-ordination abilities quickly. drink after is fine and usually neccessary to settle jazzed nerves. many commiserations but be careful. by the way, if anyone hasnt read beating the fascists you should: i have read it and reread it several times and it is essential antifascist reading.

[Quail]

Sorry but was there any context to this?

Like seriously, when your drunk do you go down the street shouting shit about various political groups?
I've been known to rant about certain political groups when drunk, but not just to randomly shout shit. At least shouting about how shit the BNP are is better than shouting random rubbish (although as this incident shows, it isn't necessarily wise).

Also, you only have to look at the EDL to realise that drinking when you might get into a fight is a bad idea. :lol:

[Manic Impressive]

I tend to sing more than shout. Go on home British soldiers is a good one I have been known to sing the internationale :lol: or keep the red flag flying.

I've got a mate who shouts NF :rolleyes:
not for national front but for nottingham forrest unfortunately everyone else thinks it's national front so I usually punch him when he starts doing that

[AntifaArnhem]

http://cdn.inthegame.nl/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/God.jpg

God always wins you infadels!!

[Susurrus]

God always wins you infadels!!
Oh rly?

http://bloggfiler.no/afgpics.blogg.no/images/795617-10-1280332442047.jpg

Kudos to anyone who gets this reference.

[ColonelCossack]

edit:

oh wait sorry wrong post please ignore this my computer's buggin XD
fuckin slow conectionnnnnnnnnnnnn.