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Os Cangaceiros
24th June 2011, 09:17
When there's nothing to do on this godforsaken windswept stone edifice, jutting out of the north pacific like some kind of tumor, there really is nothing to do. Thank god for satellite internet...if I didn't have it I'd probably have to do something terrible, like read a book or something.

Wake up. Eat breakfast. Go out and catch some fish, which we smoke. Do nothing for a while. Help make some homemade beer. Do more of nothing. Wonder why revleft seems so inactive. Eat dinner. Look at revleft yet again.

That was my day.
Os Cangaceiros
24th June 2011, 09:24
The homebrewing was pretty fun, though.
Buitraker
24th June 2011, 10:04
You have a lot of time to see good films
Angry Young Man
24th June 2011, 18:23
Do what Kurt Cobain did in your sitch: move to Seattle and make mint music.

Though keep away from heroin and gun shops
Spawn of Stalin
24th June 2011, 18:37
Do what Kurt Cobain did in your sitch: move to Seattle and make mint music.

Though keep away from heroin and gun shops and crazy rockstar women named Courtney
Truth
Apoi_Viitor
24th June 2011, 18:49
http://azat.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/inourspectacularsociety1.gif?w=427&h=290
Hebrew Hammer
24th June 2011, 18:50
If I were you I would not be complaining. Considering my day, I would have loved to have caught fish and made/drink beer and all this.
Vendetta
24th June 2011, 19:50
Buy fireworks.

Blow shit up.

Boredom solved.
Os Cangaceiros
24th June 2011, 22:10
If I were you I would not be complaining. Considering my day, I would have loved to have caught fish and made/drink beer and all this.

yeah man. I talk to people who live in big cities and they're all like, "Man, you mean you go live out in the boonies and just catch fish n' shit? I'd love to do that shit!" And then I'm all like lol no you wouldn't.

It actually wouldn't be that bad, except that I'm not making any money right now. :closedeyes:
praxis1966
25th June 2011, 01:54
yeah man. I talk to people who live in big cities and they're all like, "Man, you mean you go live out in the boonies and just catch fish n' shit? I'd love to do that shit!" And then I'm all like lol no you wouldn't.

You won't here this city boy saying that shit. I got a buddy who lives about an hour outside Anchorage and he's constantly trying to get me to come work for his company. I'd make great money, but for some reason he can't grasp the following concept--The wilderness, to me, is like a great art museum. It's nice to visit every once in a while to remind yourself that there's still beauty in the world, but I damned sure ain't about to pitch a tent and move in.

Besides, his company is BP.
Os Cangaceiros
25th June 2011, 07:15
Yeah, BP* is big here. BP and Sarah Drill Baby Drill Palin were best buds at one point, although I think the Gulf Coast spill kind of soured things for them in the state. Most Alaskans still remember Exxon Valdez (the class action lawsuit only ended a few years ago), and were sympathetic towards the plight of the Gulf fishermen.

Oil/fuel is big in general of course. Notoriously corrupt with state officials, too.

*fun fact about BP: Joe McGinniss recounts in "Going to Extremes" that they own the farthest northern swimming pool in the world, which is located on the North Slope. Apparently some executive back in London thought it would be hilarious to have a swimming pool up on the lunar surface that is Prudhoe Bay.
Tablo
25th June 2011, 07:58
Life is boring no matter where you are. No matter what I'm doing I feel bored. So I drown myself in alcohol and blow my money on videogames.
La Comédie Noire
25th June 2011, 11:54
Ennui, the insatiable void that religion left in our hearts.

You should just peruse Marxist internet Archive and bone up on some theory. :)
NoOneIsIllegal
25th June 2011, 13:53
how about you smash capital thru shoplifting?
Os Cangaceiros
25th June 2011, 19:29
unfortunately there are no convience stores here. :(

that's why I'm passing the torch unto you. Go forth and raid the Kum & Go!
Vanguard1917
25th June 2011, 19:40
Go out and catch some fish, which we smoke. Do nothing for a while. Help make some homemade beer.

Sounds like fun. What kinda beer you making?
Os Cangaceiros
25th June 2011, 21:47
Spruce tip beer.

It's the first time we've tried making it. Hopefully it turns out well.
Vanguard1917
25th June 2011, 22:44
Spruce tip beer.

It's the first time we've tried making it. Hopefully it turns out well.

Good luck. I had to google that one.
Angry Young Man
26th June 2011, 22:46
yeah man. I talk to people who live in big cities and they're all like, "Man, you mean you go live out in the boonies and just catch fish n' shit? I'd love to do that shit!" And then I'm all like lol no you wouldn't.

The sticks isn't somewhere to live. It's somewhere to go when you're bored of the city. Either you clear your lungs or you realise you were stupid to even harbour the thoughts of leaving for the sticks, but either way it refreshes you. Went out to Wilts a while back, etc. Was good.

So yea, move to Seattle. That way I have a bed if I'm ever there.
Susurrus
26th June 2011, 23:38
On the plus side, you went a whole day without directly contributing to the capitalist system! A+
NoOneIsIllegal
27th June 2011, 06:53
unfortunately there are no convience stores here. :(

that's why I'm passing the torch unto you. Go forth and raid the Kum & Go!
fuck.yes. I love to Kum & Go.

BTW, I will never step inside a Kum and Go restroom. Figure out why.
Rusty Shackleford
27th June 2011, 07:18
wait, where do you live? it sounds awesome.
NoOneIsIllegal
27th June 2011, 07:47
Omaha, nebraska. Get sum. <--- caps lock disabled because revleft knows we rule hard
praxis1966
27th June 2011, 08:15
Yeah, BP* is big here. BP and Sarah Drill Baby Drill Palin were best buds at one point, although I think the Gulf Coast spill kind of soured things for them in the state. Most Alaskans still remember Exxon Valdez (the class action lawsuit only ended a few years ago), and were sympathetic towards the plight of the Gulf fishermen.

Well, I dunno if you've seen me say it, but my home state is Florida... So yeah, I'm pretty sensitive about that shit. It was a pretty emotional thing for me when it happened.


*fun fact about BP: Joe McGinniss recounts in "Going to Extremes" that they own the farthest northern swimming pool in the world, which is located on the North Slope. Apparently some executive back in London thought it would be hilarious to have a swimming pool up on the lunar surface that is Prudhoe Bay.

Funny you should mention that... He works on the North Slope. :lol:
Os Cangaceiros
27th June 2011, 10:35
wait, where do you live? it sounds awesome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganik_Island
Os Cangaceiros
27th June 2011, 10:49
fuck.yes. I love to Kum & Go.

BTW, I will never step inside a Kum and Go restroom. Figure out why.

I remember driving through Iowa (& trying to escape it as fast as possible), and stopping for gas at a Kum & Go. I only really took into account the name as I was walking in to pay, and started giggling. I only wished someone else was there, so we could giggle together like Beavis and Butthead.
Pirate Utopian
27th June 2011, 15:24
They really called their chain Kum & Go? :lol:
Rusty Shackleford
27th June 2011, 15:31
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganik_Island
ok, what the fuck are you doing there?



also, sounds like a nice spice to chill for a few months.
Os Cangaceiros
27th June 2011, 21:56
ok, what the fuck are you doing there?


salmon setnetters occupy fish camp sites along the island shore from June–September each year.

:closedeyes:
Rusty Shackleford
27th June 2011, 22:01
:closedeyes:
so, im guessing you are a Grizzly bear.
Os Cangaceiros
27th June 2011, 22:46
Those fuckers are everywhere man. They stole a keg of beer from my house once, no joke.
Rusty Shackleford
28th June 2011, 01:49
Those fuckers are everywhere man. They stole a keg of beer from my house once, no joke.
you need to exterminate them. that is an offense that transcends species.
Il Medico
28th June 2011, 02:23
At least you can go outside. A friend of mine is up there now, I'd kill to trade places. If you don't like heat and live in Florida, you basically hibernate for the June-August period. My life consist of begrudgingly going to work at night (its outside and its still bloody eighty at night) and Marathoning tv shows on netflix.
Os Cangaceiros
28th June 2011, 02:27
I hate Florida's weather. My grandfather lived there (he was a snowbird) and we went there to visit him sometimes. God it sucked. Just a flat wasteland full of strip malls and suburban development and hot, sticky weather that felt like you were swimming in moisture.
Os Cangaceiros
11th July 2011, 20:24
Spruce tip beer.

It's the first time we've tried making it. Hopefully it turns out well.

good news, it came out great!
praxis1966
11th July 2011, 22:45
I hate Florida's weather. My grandfather lived there (he was a snowbird) and we went there to visit him sometimes. God it sucked. Just a flat wasteland full of strip malls and suburban development and hot, sticky weather that felt like you were swimming in moisture.

Yeah, I think the best description I ever heard of Florida was, "hot, flat, and dumb."
Pioneers_Violin
12th July 2011, 01:56
They really called their chain Kum & Go? :lol:

Yes. Verified by a 3rd party.
I did have a friend with and we giggled a lot.

Be thankful for Boredom! :cool: Relax and enjoy.
The Revolution will be here soon enough to put an end to it.
Agent Ducky
12th July 2011, 21:37
That's a very ill-thought out thing to name your convenience store chain.....
Pioneers_Violin
13th July 2011, 04:34
That's a very ill-thought out thing to name your convenience store chain.....

Depends on your sense of humor or sensibilities, I suppose.
I doubt it's just an innocent contraction of "Come and Go".

At least they spelt it with a "K" :ohmy: I'll bet that wasn't their first choice!

(P.V. is very skeptical of Humans regarding Innuendos)