A Fax From God

[Inquisitive Lurker]

Dear RevLeft

Thanks for your comments on religion. Religion has been the bane of my existence. Do these people imagine I need them and their robes and rituals and letters of indignation to defend me? Anyone who has seen a plauge of locusts know I've got big enough bollocks to defend myself. Excuse the language but I can sire a child from a long way away.

Now I know I'm not a perfect father. I was always trying to be in too many places at once. And, you know, if I had listened more... well let's just say Jesus is an atheist now and who can blame him?

Anyhow, great board, although you're getting a bit preachy, if you don't mind me saying.

Keep up the good work.

Your Heavenly Father,

Allah

[JustMovement]

God is old school-using faxes.

[Inquisitive Lurker]

God is old school-using faxes.

I delivered it as I received it.

Took me forever to type that up on my phone. Definitely my longest phone post.



From a rest stop hot spot (a very cool innovation, though I really should just buy one of those cellular internet linkups, except I have an elderly Mac which I am too fond of to replace),

Inquisitive Lurker

P.S. Hey "Rabbi" K, if you have me on ignore, how did you read my post and thank the reply? Gotcha! Don't worry, that thesis has been delayed by my fugitive status and my journey to Oregon. Once I'm settled in I'll get to work on it.