You know you're an anarchist...

[Sam_b]

...when all of your clothes are black and all of your friends are white.

[Sam_b]

Should clarify that I heard this on a demo today and thought it was the greatest joke ever. No offence etc etc.

[Magón]

Fuck man, Anarchism doesn't apply to me at all now. :(

[Apoi_Viitor]

Fuck man, Anarchism doesn't apply to me at all now. :(

I know, I dress in bright colors too...

[scarletghoul]

you know youre a cliffite when youre a complete wanker and no one likes you

[scarletghoul]

that came out a lot harsher than i intended, apologies if it offends anyone lol

[Sam_b]

cliffite

Cliffite

[Agent Ducky]

Crap. Then I wear too many bright colors and have too many Asian and Hispanic friends.

[The Man]

When you look like this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Qb2MEn22L.jpg

[Rafiq]

You used to be an anarchist ^

[the last donut of the night]

You know you're Sam_B...


(fill in here plz)

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

You used to be an anarchist ^

The Man wasn't a real anarchist. He didn't know what he was, hence why he became a Stalinite.

[Rusty Shackleford]

You know you're Sam_B...


(fill in here plz)
when you shit on everything fun.

[The Man]

The Man wasn't a real anarchist. He didn't know what he was, hence why he became a Stalinite.

Indeed. I am sure glad I didn't become a Trotskyoid. :laugh:

[Jimmie Higgins]

You know you're a Stalinist...


...when life gives you lemons and so then you denounce all other food as bourgeois.

[Rafiq]

Indeed. I am sure glad I didn't become a Trotskyoid. :laugh:

You still don't know if you're a Stalinist.

Maybe when you understand Marxism and the like, you'll cease to Identify as a Stalinist, and also, get rid of that ugly outdated avatar as well.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

also, get rid of that ugly outdated avatar as well.
Watch out guys, it's the fashion police!

[Hebrew Hammer]

When you say the phrase:

"Bomb? I don't know what you're talking about."

[Spawn of Stalin]

Rafiq I like ur avatar

[Rafiq]

Watch out guys, it's the fashion police!

Well, than I'm a nudist, considering I don't have an avatar.

[Rafiq]

Rafiq I like ur avatar

Oh, really? Looks like we have a reactionary here.

[The Man]

Maybe when you understand Marxism and the like, you'll cease to Identify as a Stalinist

lol

[Spawn of Stalin]

Rafiq can you say something nice about my avatar so that I can change it to a picture of a Nazi stormtrooper afterwards? That would be real funny huh?

[Rusty Shackleford]

Rafiq can you let everyone know im a Nazi Stormtrooper?
what!?

[Il Medico]

You know you're Sam_B...


(fill in here plz)
When you are unintentionally one of the most humorous members in chit chat.

[Johnny Kerosene]

You know you're Sam_B...


(fill in here plz)

when you play Pokemon Crystal

[Angry Young Man]

See, Sam: it's not so hard. And don't go self-flagellating once you've exorcised your joie de vivre.

Also, on the topic of 'you know you belong to a certain revolutionary communist school when,' a couple of weeks ago at branch, I was asking about foreign groups of the CWI and asked if Paris was the biggest centre for the French group. I got the answer 'No, Rouen. Paris is a nightmare for Trotskyists because everyone's a Trotskyist.'

Only a Trot could ever think a city full of people generally in accord with him is a bad thing

[Martin Blank]

Only a Trot could ever think a city full of people generally in accord with him is a bad thing

+1

[Os Cangaceiros]

What do you call an anarchist in a suit?

The defendant.

How do you starve an anarchist?

Hide his foodstamps under his degree.

Two Greek anarchists are making molotovs. One asks the other, "So who are we going to throw these at?" The other replies "What are you, a fucking intellectual?"

[Fawkes]

zing.


you know you're a douche when you call people "trotskyites" while identifying as a leninist/stalinist/maoist/etc.


you know you're a virgin when you're a stalinist


you know you're irrelevant when you're a hoxhaist (:D)


you know you're an anarchist when you lose your parents' credit card dumpster diving


you know you're rich when you give a shit about animal rights


you know you're a transhumanist when you have carpal tunnel syndrome


you know you're a maoist when you have carpal tunnel syndrome in the opposite hand


you know you're an anarchist when you can't legally drink


you know you have no friends when you wear red army uniforms


you know you're a stalinist when you disregard all post-1950 historical sources


you know you're a revleft user when you've never actually read any theoretical works


you know you're a third worldist when you live in America/W. Europe


you know you're a primitivist when you wear glasses (I'm lookin at you, zerzan)


you know you're a nerd who needs to get out more when you understand all of these references

[ZeroNowhere]

You know, that wasn't very good.