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Triple A
16th June 2011, 19:45
Rev lefters you can envy me,
I just returned from the beach and it was awsome:
the weather was good
The water was fair
and there were a lot of english ppl.
:thumbup1:

I just made this thread to make people from northern countries who cant go to the beach hate me.

scarletghoul
16th June 2011, 20:12
and there were a lot of english ppl.
not really something to envy lol ... our local beach seems better as instead of english disgusting tourist pigdogs it has crabs, stones, and sometimes seals.

good thread though

Angry Young Man
16th June 2011, 20:20
Aeddie, you're from Yarmouth. That is the scabbiest corner of the earth.

I shall have to check out this Portuguese coast line you speak of. Are there fit boys there?

Triple A
16th June 2011, 20:43
Aeddie, you're from Yarmouth. That is the scabbiest corner of the earth.

I shall have to check out this Portuguese coast line you speak of. Are there fit boys there?

Fit boys and the freezing atlantic, unless you go to algarve aka english part of Portugal.



not really something to envy lol ... our local beach seems better as instead of english disgusting tourist pigdogs it has crabs, stones, and sometimes seals.

good thread though


You local beach has icebergs and the waters must be really warm, and the sand must be good too with lots of stones to cut your feet.

Magón
16th June 2011, 20:49
Pacific > Atlantic

Who the hell wants to swim around in the Atlantic?

scarletghoul
16th June 2011, 20:51
Aeddie, you're from Yarmouth. That is the scabbiest corner of the earth.
no i mean like up in north norfolk, the beaches are cool they have seals

Triple A
16th June 2011, 21:11
no i mean like up in north norfolk, the beaches are cool they have seals

Would you swim there?

scarletghoul
16th June 2011, 21:26
if i was a seal i would

Triple A
16th June 2011, 21:28
if i was a seal i would

If i was a pidgeon I would follow you tomorrow and your clothes would get dirty.

Angry Young Man
16th June 2011, 22:47
If I was in Portugal I'd follow you tomorrow and your clothes would get dirty

praxis1966
16th June 2011, 23:07
The Gulf Coast of Florida pwns every last one of these places. I grew up running around on beaches that look just like the one below. That water is like 80º F (26.6º C) this time a year, btw.

http://www.indvr.com/indvr/4/442_files/442h%282%29.jpg

Agent Ducky
16th June 2011, 23:58
I don't envy you. I live in California. I'm going on a trip this weekend that will include lots of beachgoing and ocean swimming and stuff..... Beaches ftw.

Rusty Shackleford
17th June 2011, 11:44
http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/102811/bodegabay.jpg
http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/16021/cw_040te.jpg
http://www.inn-california.com/sanfrancisco/images/c4190.jpg
http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicv/vfiles783.jpg

Superior coast is superior.

Bodega Bay/Dillons Beach, Northern California. Craggy all day!

Manic Impressive
17th June 2011, 11:55
This is the best beach nearest me (East Sussex, England)
http://www.britainexpress.com/zen/albums/potd/600Camber-Sands-000071.jpg
http://images.ownersdirect.co.uk/rye-home-english-rentals-camber-sands-406941.jpg

Triple A
17th June 2011, 14:52
http://www.rtv.com.pt/www/images/stories/praia_marinha.jpg

http://www.portugalnotavel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ilha-de-cabanas.jpg

Red Future
18th June 2011, 12:36
http://www.rtv.com.pt/www/images/stories/praia_marinha.jpg

http://www.portugalnotavel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ilha-de-cabanas.jpg

The 1st picture looks like Cyprus.

F9
18th June 2011, 13:24
people going to beaches start from april here, take that triple A:laugh:

Tablo
18th June 2011, 16:02
http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/3/3/3/9/0/ar121722335109333.jpg
Orange Beach, Alabama

Even my state has some sweet coastline.

Rusty Shackleford
18th June 2011, 17:16
it isnt covered in oil?

Tablo
19th June 2011, 00:46
it isnt covered in oil?
Not anymore... >.>
It was for the longest time though. Fucking BP.

Kuppo Shakur
19th June 2011, 01:04
Y'all are bourgeois scum.

Magón
19th June 2011, 01:06
Y'all are bourgeois scum.

Especially me. My beach has a boardwalk with a roller coaster and shit on it. :cool:

Johnny Kerosene
21st June 2011, 05:31
I live two hours away from both the gulf coast and the atlantic, so I may visit either one in a day trip. I also live like, 8 hours or so from the Keys so it's not so far that one cannot take a few day long trip down there. I also live like, an hour from Cedar Key, which doesn't have much in the way of beach, but it still has one.

xub3rn00dlex
21st June 2011, 05:35
Especially me. My beach has a boardwalk with a roller coaster and shit on it. :cool:

I believe me and you have been to the same beach! I have a beach 5 mins by foot, or one block away =]

Tablo
21st June 2011, 06:51
I live two hours away from both the gulf coast and the atlantic, so I may visit either one in a day trip. I also live like, 8 hours or so from the Keys so it's not so far that one cannot take a few day long trip down there. I also live like, an hour from Cedar Key, which doesn't have much in the way of beach, but it still has one.
The keys are sooooo fucking nice.

Black Sheep
23rd June 2011, 15:28
Greek island dweller, reporting and owning everyone.
http://www.redlake.gr/images/Ag_Prokopios1_l.jpg

praxis1966
23rd June 2011, 15:47
Greek island dweller, reporting and owning everyone.

Our sand is nicer. It's sugar white, which means it doesn't get hot even in 100º F heat, and it's super soft.

http://www.ocean-florida.co.uk/Images/RegionImages/GULF%20BEACH.jpg

http://www.gulfwatch.com/images/florida-gulf-coast-beaches-1-large.jpg

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/51753/51753,1220243258,1/stock-photo-sand-dunes-on-padre-island-national-seashore-along-the-gulf-coast-of-texas-16833406.jpg


Besides, I gotta wonder about the water temps at these European beaches that aren't on the Mediterranean. Believe me when I say that the Gulf of Mexico is like swimming in bath water.


The keys are sooooo fucking nice.

Yes, yes they are sir. +1 more for Florida. As for the bourgeois comment made by Kuppo, well, somebody should inform him that per capita income in my home town is roughly 23K a year... Hardly fabulously wealthy. There's a reason why the call it the Redneck Riviera.

Buitraker
23rd June 2011, 19:14
Golf of Bizkaia rules


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Playa_de_Itzurun_o_San_Telmo_-_Flysch_%283%29.JPG

Tifosi
23rd June 2011, 19:28
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/85/ac/3b/dunnet-bay-beach-looking.jpg

Dunnet Beach, were the sea water is warmer than the air.

F9
23rd June 2011, 20:48
Greek island dweller, reporting and owning everyone.


nationalist!!!!:cursing:

manic expression
23rd June 2011, 21:19
Jersey shore up in this!

http://www.thecolonnadeinn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/jersey-shore1.jpg

Don't forget to wa-wa-wa-watch the tramcar, please. ;)

Triple A
23rd June 2011, 21:22
Imma go to beach again next week.:D
Tv says it will be 40º C.

Take that.

F9
24th June 2011, 02:09
Imma go to beach again next week.:D
Tv says it will be 40º C.

Take that.

It has been >40 degrees last few weeks, and beaches are full.TAKE THAT

xub3rn00dlex
24th June 2011, 02:35
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4145/4967037161_071524f6ed.jpg

Ya'll jealous now?!;)

Triple A
24th June 2011, 11:26
It has been >40 degrees last few weeks, and beaches are full.TAKE THAT

But cyprus beach don have the qualities the ones over here have.

Rusty Shackleford
24th June 2011, 13:13
to be honest, ive always hated going to the beach.

heres my last experience.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/1944_NormandyLST.jpg/300px-1944_NormandyLST.jpg

Black Sheep
25th June 2011, 18:56
Our sand is nicer. It's sugar white, which means it doesn't get hot even in 100º F heat, and it's super soft.
Enjoy having to clean up your feet when leaving the beach to get in the car.
Enjoy having tiny sand in every cavity of your body.
And enjoy being whiplashed by sand-whips every time there's a tiny breeze.
:cool:

Bright Banana Beard
25th June 2011, 20:12
Jersey Shore resident here, whats up brah?

F9
26th June 2011, 00:12
But cyprus beach don have the qualities the ones over here have.

not true, equal good if not better!

Triple A
26th June 2011, 19:30
not true, equal good if not better!

Europe best beaches
http://www.wildjunket.com/2010/02/01/8-of-the-best-beaches-in-europe/

Where is cyprus?:rolleyes:

http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/questions/images/clothes/holidays.gif

Obs
26th June 2011, 20:49
I fucking hate beaches, all beaches.

HEY LET'S GO GET HALF NAKED AND GO TO A PLACE WITH A LOT OF SAND THAT GETS FUCKING EVERYWHERE AND MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO JUST FUCKING SIT DOWN ON A BLANKET OR WHATNOT WITHOUT GETTING FUCKING PEBBLES IN OUR ASSCRACKS, THEN GO IN THE WATER SO THAT THE SAND CAN STICK TO OUR SKIN AND BE EVEN MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS, ALL THE WHILE SURROUNDED BY FAT, UGLY PEOPLE IN EQUALLY REVEALING CLOTHES. IF WE'RE LUCKY, THERE'LL BE SOME GUY JACKING OFF IN THE BUSHES!

I fucking hate beaches.

Edit: like, seriously, even the thought of going to a beach makes me fucking groan and shit because it's such a hugely fucking terrible experience. I don't understand why anyone would voluntarily go to a beach.

Triple A
27th June 2011, 10:08
SURROUNDED BY FAT, UGLY PEOPLE IN EQUALLY REVEALING CLOTHES. IF WE'RE LUCKY, THERE'LL BE SOME GUY JACKING OFF IN THE BUSHES!





This aint america.

Wait australia is now the fattest country.

Manic Impressive
27th June 2011, 13:52
ALL THE WHILE SURROUNDED BY FAT, UGLY PEOPLE IN EQUALLY REVEALING CLOTHES.
So you have a problem with people dressing comfortably if they are not aesthetically pleasing, in your opinion?
:blink:

Obs
27th June 2011, 14:02
So you have a problem with people dressing comfortably if they are not aesthetically pleasing, in your opinion?
:blink:
No. I have a problem with myself going to a place full of people who are not aesthetically pleasing dressed in what amounts to underwear. If that's your thing, I'm not stopping you.

Manic Impressive
27th June 2011, 14:07
sounds like you have a problem with the way people dress. It also sounds like you're a chubophobe and a fatist.

Obs
27th June 2011, 14:13
sounds like you have a problem with the way people dress. It also sounds like you're a chubophobe and a fatist.
lol

Manic Impressive
27th June 2011, 14:25
lol
;):D

F9
27th June 2011, 14:50
Europe best beaches
http://www.wildjunket.com/2010/02/01/8-of-the-best-beaches-in-europe/

Where is cyprus?:rolleyes:

http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/questions/images/clothes/holidays.gif

really?you expect to compare numbers?you know the size difference dont you?:lol: this tells visits, not qualities!

F9
27th June 2011, 14:51
also Obs.... lol:laugh:

praxis1966
27th June 2011, 18:05
Enjoy having to clean up your feet when leaving the beach to get in the car.

Oh, the horror. :rolleyes:


Enjoy having tiny sand in every cavity of your body.

Never had a problem with that. Then again, my cavities aren't especially cavernous.


And enjoy being whiplashed by sand-whips every time there's a tiny breeze.
:cool:

Generally, the winds aren't that high on the Gulf's coastline excepting hurricanes of course. It may also have something to do with the density of the actual granules as well, but I've never had a problem with that either. The only time I can recall getting sand in my eye was when my little brother threw it at me.