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[Agent Ducky]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10278

Worse than stormfront! Their seriousness is doubtful though. It looks like organized trolling. Still. It's pretty entertaining :laugh:

[HEAD ICE]

2004 called it wants its known troll website back

[Agent Ducky]

2004 called it wants its known troll website back

It's still fun as hell to read.

[Hebrew Hammer]

It's still fun as hell to read.

I don't know why people can't get it through their head, the historical figure Jesus was a Jew, Israeli, Hebrew, yid, like fuck damnt. I don't see why that is such a big deal. I do think it's funny how the poster has like 5.000 e-medals though.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Heres a gem:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=59451
OP:

Ive been reading a lot of the video game threads and Im worried. Some of the games are ones I really like particularly Oblivion. U say its evil and I believe u so Ive taken all my games outside to the firepit in our yard and burned them.
Im really looking forward to playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim which is from the same ppl who made Oblivion and Im wondering if it will be evil too. If it is should I avoid buying it at all or should I buy it then play it for a bit to confirm its evil then burn it to.
Im praying on this but I hope u can help me find an answer before it comes out later this year.

FIRST RESPONSE!


Yes, Oblivion is a vile game which needs to be banned (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24063). And I imagine Oblivion 2: Skyrim will be no different. I don't keep up to date with the latest nintendo games, but from what I heard is that this new Oblivion game will feature lots of dragons. We know dragons are really another form of Satan (read Revelation, chapter 12). Also from what I heard, it takes place in a Nordic country like Norway or Iceland, so there will probably a lot of norse god worship in the game as well.

And I've read it is being released on 11/11/11. That is some pagan numerology right there.

I think it goes without saying that you should not even play this game.

he then goes on to say:

Oh. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/sad.gif Ok I will definitely avoid this game. My salvation and finding a good Christian wife who will do whatever I tell her are very important to me and I really don't want to screw that up. Thank u all for ur help with setting me on the straight and narrow. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif


troll win.

[Triple A]

Finland was especially cursed by God when He destroyed the Tower of Babel. He gave the Finns a completely unintelligible language, 84.5% of which is vowels. It is worse than Chinese or Hungarian. It is so bad that most of them have given up and just speak Swedish.:thumbup1:

If I was an atheist and had nothing to live for, I might be sad, too. Maybe that's why they're such big sluts, because they want to get as much as they can before it's too late.

And this is just amazing:

A thread called, who is best anne frank or hitler
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=59978
Hitler wins because:

He also lowered the rates of mental and physical disability in the country for quite some time after the war +

He was a great teacher, a living example of the order he preached +

He was a White Man +

He defended his people against the racial enemy's campaign to spread perversion +

He kept the entertainment media free of the perversion of race-mixing and race suicide +

Hitler was an accomplished whistler +

Bad things done by hitler:

He was a catholic: -

He attacked Pearl Harbour -

He murdered his Dog to make sure the cyanide he would take later would work fast: -

He became a vegetarian -

[Rusty Shackleford]

ok, i want to vomit now after reading a few threads.


some topics include but not limited to:
correctional raping of lesbian women (because only virgins can be lesbians, because if she ever had a penis in her, she would be straight, of course!)

whether or not to stone someones son for listening to "heavy metal"

greenday is "heavy metal"

"Herman Cain is a full on negro and should be avoided. but on the plus side, he is a house negro and therefore he would listen to his white masters palin and cheney."

i dont know if these people are serious or not. i honestly...


i dont know...


my god.

[Red Future]

Beaver Juice disproves evolution!! .......:laugh:

[Kamos]

Actually, this is my favorite so far.

I'm doing oral this week - my first time (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=65202)

[thefinalmarch]

What?
/showthread.php?t=9216

I count only seven actual elements (counting the allotrope diamond as carbon).

[Sam_b]

It's still fun as hell to read.

No it isn't you fool

[Red Future]

This has to be trolling

[RedAnarchist]

It is just a troll site.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Is an accomplished whistler? Whistling is now reactionary.

[Misanthrope]

No it isn't you fool

Shit guys, it's the funny police.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

There is actually a link to this site on the First Satanic Church's website.A very funny trolling site.I couldn't imagine anyone there actually believing what is posted;so,that being said,I would say troll site.

http://www.satanicchurch.com/content/links.aspx

[Rusty Shackleford]

i knew it was too bad to be true. its a hoax. :lol:

[Hebrew Hammer]

http://www.satanicchurch.com/content/links.aspx

:laugh:

The 600 club? Brilliant.

"Now, Satan just needs your calls folks, it's only with your generous denonations can we afford to buy the sacrificial babies, fuel our charity works, like our guns for tots in Somalia and give out our free Satanic Bibles, so please, give what's in your hearts, hail Satan."

[Catmatic Leftist]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50315

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[TheGodlessUtopian]

:laugh:

The 600 club? Brilliant.

"Now, Satan just needs your calls folks, it's only with your generous denonations can we afford to buy the sacrificial babies, fuel our charity works, like our guns for tots in Somalia and give out our free Satanic Bibles, so please, give what's in your hearts, hail Satan."

:lol: ....actually,if what I hear is true and Somalia is anarcho-capitalist, and ancap is close to objectivitism, than Somalia might already be living the Satanic lifestyle according to the LeVayan model!