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Arlekino
15th June 2011, 22:06
Good morning lord Alan Sugar
You fire!
You fired!
Oh dear usual I don't watch this crap on BBC. The kind of Hollywood music takes us all deep to our emotions and we have to so worry you will be fire.
I laughed and they are thanks when they are fired.
Dr Mindbender
15th June 2011, 22:28
The closet nationalist in me is rooting for Jim.

I hope he gets to the end, if only because Northern Ireland seems to win at fuck all else.
Quail
15th June 2011, 22:32
I would really love to see someone, instead of saying, "Thanks Lord Sugar," and leaving the room when fired, get up, shout, "Well fuck you then you fucking bellend," jump up over the desk and punch him in the face.

I do actually watch the apprentice. It can be quite amusing, partly just because some of the contestants are so hilariously awful.
Dr Mindbender
15th June 2011, 22:46
I would really love to see someone, instead of saying, "Thanks Lord Sugar," and leaving the room when fired, get up, shout, "Well fuck you then you fucking bellend," jump up over the desk and punch him in the face.

If someone did that they'd basically become unemployable for the rest of their life.
brigadista
15th June 2011, 23:16
would love on of them to ask alan sugar about his deal with el tel :D:D
Blackscare
15th June 2011, 23:18
Lord Sugar? Does he own some whimsical candy factory? Beats the hell out of Trump.
Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk
15th June 2011, 23:40
I don't watch this shit, but search 'Casetteboy apprentice' on youtube and watch what comes up. Its fucking hilarious, can't post it tho at the moment
Dr Mindbender
16th June 2011, 19:35
Lord Sugar? Does he own some whimsical candy factory? Beats the hell out of Trump.

Nope. His name comes from the fact that he made his fortune by luring children with sweets into his workhouse.
Dr Mindbender
16th June 2011, 19:43
I don't watch this shit, but search 'Casetteboy apprentice' on youtube and watch what comes up. Its fucking hilarious, can't post it tho at the moment

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Angry Young Man
16th June 2011, 20:39
Lord Sugar? Does he own some whimsical candy factory? Beats the hell out of Trump.


:O Willy Wonka on the Apprentice would be amazing!
Sam_b
16th June 2011, 23:21
Fuck you Apprentice is magic. Helen to win.
Dr Mindbender
16th June 2011, 23:40
:O Willy Wonka on the Apprentice would be amazing!
Willy Wonka would be more entertaining than Alan Sugar (the Gene Wilder portrayal of course).

When someone gets fired they could be removed from the building in the style of one of those Oompa Loompa songs... Like being turned into a big blueberry and rolled out.
Sam_b
17th June 2011, 16:18
When someone gets fired

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