What would you do...

[The Man]

If you had Trotsky eyes..

http://www.abolitionist.com/leon-trotsky.jpg

or you had Mao Teeth

http://jmww.150m.com/Zedong.jpg

[Die Rote Fahne]

His eyes are normal to me... I find the small specs weird... Shoulda been rocking Ray Bans

[Hebrew Hammer]

Idk, what would you do if you had Mao's teeth?

[The Man]

Idk, what would you do if you had Mao's teeth?

I'd cry..

[Tablo]

Trotsky eyes are kind of cool. He looks so serious. I would not like Mao teeth at all.

[Quail]

They look kind of normal to me.

[Blake's Baby]

I have both Trotsky's eyes and Mao's teeth. They're in a display case by my bed. I look at them and think, damn, if only I had Ceascescu's ears... but Michael J Fox has those, he got them in an auction in 1992.

[Angry Young Man]

I'm from Yorkshire: I do have Mao's teeth.

[Hebrew Hammer]

I would not like Mao teeth at all.

How bourgeois.