From Cali to Kansas

[Political_Chucky]

Well, after a long overdue wait... it is FINALLY over. I am back. No need to worry. I missed all of you revlefters, even the jerkoffs!

For the people that don't know(Which is pretty much everyone), I moved from beautiful sunny skies California to windy ass tornado alley Kansas. I haven't had the internet since the very beginning of March(with exception to mobile service) and I figured how to use my smart phone for the internet finally for free.

I expect everyone to welcome me in their own way. Whether it is a low-blow insult, or a seductive cyber sexing.

I have great stories so far, from my first trip on acid while exploring the open and sometimes very green Kansas plains, to my encounter with an older woman and my unbelievable stuttering session trying to seduce her. Yep its all here.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I figured you died. It's good to have you back ;) Kansas isn't too bad. Where are you at, if you don't mind me asking? The Kansas City IWW is a super active and growing branch if you're in driving distance... I think a few members live out in Lawrence as well.

[Sarah Palin]

Kansas City is in Missouri bro

[NoOneIsIllegal]

The majority of it is in Missouri, but it's also in Kansas. Maybe you should go there before speaking ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Kansas

[Hebrew Hammer]

Kansas City is in Missouri bro

Psssssssh, if it's in this Missouri of which you speak then why is it called Kansas City? Come on, it's simple science.

[synthesis]

I was hoping this thread would be about Mac Dre

[praxis1966]

OP: Do you have a mullet fetish or something? Y'know, moving from Riverside to Kansas and all...;)

[NoOneIsIllegal]

boom roasted