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Hebrew Hammer
12th June 2011, 00:48
Einstein kills it.
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Manic Impressive
12th June 2011, 01:03
No way man Einstein just chatted about Hawking being disabled. Hawking had the best put down "there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe, your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd" Hawking wins
khad
12th June 2011, 01:24
Assuming both alive and in perfect health, I'd take Hawking over Einstein in a fight. The man was a college athlete, whereas Einstein's most practiced physical skill was taking long naps.
Hebrew Hammer
12th June 2011, 03:46
No way man Einstein just chatted about Hawking being disabled. Hawking had the best put down "there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe, your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd" Hawking wins
"I'll school you anywhere from MIT to Oxford, all of your fans will be like 'umm, that was hawk-ward', I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared, cause that means Albert E equals M, C squared."
and
"I'm the giant whose shoulders you've stood on, if you could stand, I'll give you a brief history of pain, with the back of my hand, you can't destroy matter or me, for serious, ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was."
Einstein clearly win, disable jokes aside. The black hole theory jab was dope.
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^This one is also pretty good.
jake williams
12th June 2011, 05:34
Old.
Einstein has a special role in the history of human creativity. Stephen Hawking is basically a glorified math geek.
Angry Young Man
12th June 2011, 15:55
[QUOTE=Hebrew Hammer;2140812]"I'll school you anywhere from MIT to Oxford, all of your fans will be like 'umm, that was hawk-ward', I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared, cause that means Albert E equals M, C squared."
and
"I'm the giant whose shoulders you've stood on, if you could stand, I'll give you a brief history of pain, with the back of my hand, you can't destroy matter or me, for serious, ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was."
Einstein clearly win, disable jokes aside. The black hole theory jab was dope.
The line Manic quoted > that.
Beethoven v Justin Bieber was good if I remember right. The rest are just kinda incongruous.
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