OI Physical Appearance

[727Goon]

You guys know how it go.

I'm about 5'10 190 and kind of built cuz I used to work out alot but I also kind of have a little quasi beer gut. Like half-fat, half abs, my girl calls them the "Dad abs". Light skinned as fuck, and hazel eyes. HOW MANY BLACK NIGGAS YOU KNOW WIT HAZEL EYES? Exactly. Come summer I usually get tanner than a bihh but I'm stuck at home all the time now. People have told me I look like a light skinned Akon but idk about all that cuz that nigga look goofy. Contribute.

[Thug Lessons]

I'm 400 lbs.

[RGacky3]

Me too, and 5' 0 and Chinese.

[Agnapostate]

taylor gang? the nikka wiz be floin about mainstream shit; the blocc has that mentality of "if it don't make dollars then it don't make sense."

[jake williams]

I'm a unicorn. I'm a glowing white horse with a long, spirally-looking horn on my nose. I shit rainbows.

[ZrianKobani]

I'm a ghost trapped in the Internet who fluctuates between RevLeft and RocketTube.

[727Goon]

taylor gang? the nikka wiz be floin about mainstream shit; the blocc has that mentality of "if it don't make dollars then it don't make sense."

Is that a Benjamin Tucker quote in your sig? I used to like him, but hes mainstream now.
#FuckingHipsters

[Revolution starts with U]

8'2" 400lbs well built :cool:

[Тачанка]

Great, you're doing my job! *scrambles data into police files*

[PhoenixAsh]

I'm a unicorn. I'm a glowing white horse with a long, spirally-looking horn on my nose. I shit rainbows.

This is epic win. Nobody can top the awesomeness of this answer! :-)

[hatzel]

This is a picture of me haaaaanging out in the garden:

http://www.pokumaa.ee/kartinki/kerge_8.jpg

Yeah, so what, I posted up a personal photo, what of it? Come at me, po-po!

[Ele'ill]

Am I free to go?

[Decolonize The Left]

I'm a unicorn. I'm a glowing white horse with a long, spirally-looking horn on my nose. I shit rainbows.

I'm the hunchback elf that follows jammoe the unicorn around scooping up his unicorn rainbow-shit and selling it to hipsters who call it vintage and hang it around their necks. You can find my store on etsy.

- August

[PhoenixAsh]

I'm the hunchback elf that follows jammoe the unicorn around scooping up his unicorn rainbow-shit and selling it to hipsters who call it vintage and hang it around their necks. You can find my store on etsy.

- August

Ok...second epic answer. :lol:

[PhoenixAsh]

Great, you're doing my job! *scrambles data into police files*


This is a police bulletin.

The police is is on the look out for an extremely dangerous terrorist with revolutionary tendencies. He is considered armed and extremely dangerous and we ask the public for their assistance in this serious matter.

The suspect wears a white coat, has yellowish, slightly golden blonde hair and has a goatee.

He walks around on four limbs. And has a large spiny cone like protrusion from the top of his fore head.

His presence can also be detected by multi coloured excrement.

Suspects may or may not be in the companionship of a small and skinny male with remarkable pointy ears who walks in a stooping fashion. He carries a bucket and shovel.

Both suspects are considered to be armed and dangerous and should not be approached under any circumstances.

If you have seen these suspects do not interfere. Call your local law enforcement agency and inform them of their where abouts.

Incidentally we are also looking for a maiden of exceptional beauty and virtue.

If you have seen one of these please also contact your local law enforcement agency.

We thank you for your assistance.

/transmission.




Unicorns: commonly portrayed as a white horse with a goat's beard and a large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead. First mentioned by the ancient Greeks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Greece), it became the most important imaginary animal of the middle ages (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_ages) and Renaissance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaissance) when it was commonly described as an extremely wild woodland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest) creature, a symbol of purity and grace, which could only be captured by a virgin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn

[Decolonize The Left]

FOUND ONE!
http://cdn2.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/wirebot/blog/2011/05/rainbowshitingunicorn.jpg

Money please.

- August

[Agent Ducky]

http://www.lifeontheslea.co.uk/lifeontheslea.co.uk_/images/uploads/todays-duckling.jpg

Like this.

[Decolonize The Left]

^ Daaawwwww writtle duckyduckers.

I want 6.

[Agent Ducky]

^ Daaawwwww writtle duckyduckers.

I want 6.

Why 6? Lol

[hatzel]

Why 6? Lol

Because egg boxes can hold half a dozen, of course :)

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x4282599/fresh_eggs_in_box_mon100031.jpg

[Rusty Shackleford]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41483_100001459605181_1073_n.jpg

[Revolution starts with U]

^ since there is a #1 epic answer... this has to be the Alpha epic answer.

[Nanatsu Yoru]

inb4 thread closed

[hatzel]

inb4 thread closed

This thread ain't never gettin' closed, boy :cool:

[ZombieRothbard]

Edited - Sorry, but no photographs of members are allowed unless you cannot be identified.
- RedAnarchist

[xub3rn00dlex]

You guys are killing me with the comments haha. Do I get a buy x get 1 free poop? I'm going to hoard unicorn poop, because it is teh precious!

[ZombieRothbard]

Since you can't post pictures, I look like a standard white nerd. Glasses, messy unkept combover, libertarian oriented t-shirts. I carry a knife in my right pocket that sticks out ominously. I listen to soundtrack music of Clint Eastwood's "Man with no name" Westerns on my iPod as I walk around.