Physical Appereance

[Johnny Kerosene]

Continued from http://www.revleft.com/vb/your-most-epic-t156043/index.html

What dost though look like? No pictures
I'm around 6'1, slightly overweight, but not by much, brown hair with blondish sideburns, which aren't really noticeable when my hair is longer. (no I don't color it) I wear glasses, I have "effeminate lips" a jaw line that isn't particularly defined, and really long eye lashes, which is probably why several waiters/waitresses, and one of my uncles, thought I was a woman when my hair was long. I'm not really muscular, though compared to most people I know who don't work out, I'm usually the stronger one. I dress pretty plainly, except for when I feel like wearing my suit, which I wear with much swagger.
Also my heels are all cracked and flame retardant.

If I'm drunk I'll probably be wearing make-up because it's become a kind of tradition for me to do so when I get drunk.

[ComradeGrant]

5'8, average build, dirty blonde hair that has gotten darker aged. it's really long but recently I shaved the sides so it's like a wide mohawk that's really long. You can't tell it's different unless I move it around though. Blue eyes thin lips and plain dress.

[JustMovement]

Im 6 2, skinny , two heads. On one head my hair is long and curly, afro-lilke, on my other head I cut it quite short. I tend to wear hoodies, jeans, and a pair of trainers. Also, crotch-less pants.

[Rusty Shackleford]

3'2", morbidly obese, balding, backne.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

About 5-9 or 5-10. I only weigh like 150 pounds but I can fight so it's good. Brown hair that is pretty short, beautiful blue eyes, the darkest cracker you'll see when I get in the sun. I don't know how to describe my face but I've been told I have a big forehead. I dress completely different almost daily. Some days I'll dress like a cholo with just a plain white t and dickies, on another day it's like kind of skinny jeans with a shirt with cool designs on it. In other words I don't really have a style because I really don't give a fuck.

[Johnny Kerosene]

3'2", morbidly obese, balding, backne.

Hawt

[Agent Ducky]

5'9". I weigh 105 pounds. That makes me skinny as hell. Long legs and arms. I write all over my hands and arms every day. Big, greyish blue eyes. Apparently I often look tired, because I fail at sleeping. I hate wearing makeup. Short (like bobbed) messy-slighly straightened hair, sideswept bangs, currently dyed the same color as the Soviet flag. I always wear random fitted T-shirts that generally end up being black with some design/whatever... skinny jeans that aren't all that skinny...And often my random communist glasses which I put pictures of on some other thread. Nails painted red and black alternating. I hate wearing dresses and skirts. And pink. Fuck pink. Well shit, i'm not very feminine. Lol.

[#FF0000]

I am Bulk from the power rangers w/ hipster glasses.

[Hebrew Hammer]

According to some bullshit internet face scan comparison I got this:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/swanktrendz/2009/updike.jpg

[Quail]

Internet face comparison things always come up with people who look nothing like me.

I have blue eyes, a cross between a chelsea cut and a mohawk which is currently blonde, and I'm kind of average height for a woman. I generally just dress in a t-shirt and jeans/skirt. I don't ever wear makeup really, although lately I've been wearing some concealer for the horrible dark circles under my eyes.

[Niccolò Rossi]

I'm around 6'1, slightly overweight, but not by much, brown hair with blondish sideburns, which aren't really noticeable when my hair is longer. (no I don't color it) I wear glasses, I have "effeminate lips" a jaw line that isn't particularly defined, and really long eye lashes, which is probably why several waiters/waitresses, and one of my uncles, thought I was a woman when my hair was long. I'm not really muscular, though compared to most people I know who don't work out, I'm usually the stronger one. I dress pretty plainly, except for when I feel like wearing my suit, which I wear with much swagger.
Also my heels are all cracked and flame retardant.

Just a theory but, maybe we are the same person?

Nic.

[RedAnarchist]

I'm 5 foot 9, dark brown hair, blue eyes, pale, about 200 pounds.

[HEAD ICE]

when my hair is short people have said i look like this guy:
http://content9.flixster.com/question/37/56/68/3756683_std.jpg

in high school when my hair was long, people called me "Stoop Kid":
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky6kcpRYf61qap0mao1_400.jpg

[Jazzratt]

198cm, 70 odd kilos with a fucking huge nose. I have fairly unruly mid-length hair (slightly shorter at the sides but not a mullet),a moustache and a goatee.

[Angry Young Man]

The Doctor has me on facebook. I'll leave the description to him. But the basic facts are I'm 6'2'' with blond hair that needs a cut.

And more often than not, a wash

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

24 years old pretty but in a kinda fucked up manner. I look like the girl who was pretty until she started doing harder shit. Long dark brown curly hair with some bleached. Indigenous Mexican facial structure but olive tone skin (except during winter since I tend to hibernate do to my hating cold temperatures) Deep brown eyes.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Internet face comparison things always come up with people who look nothing like me.

Yeah, I definately do not look like John fucking Updike, I've always heard I look identical to Sandra Cohen but I'm only 5'4-5'5, same hair and eye color, skin tone, build and shits though.

I probably look like this at the pub:

http://content.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/adam-sandler-zohan.jpg

I need a fucking haircut.

[Die Rote Fahne]

6'2" 180lbs. More muscle than fat, skinny, but not scronny, short blonde hair, blue eyes, very white (scandanavian skin--i burn not tan), good teeth, no facial hair (wont fucking grow), 2 inch straight scar on my left cheek. I am a sexy beast.

[Decolonize The Left]

When I was in high school I drew comparisons to this guy:
http://www.filmjackets.com/FEATURES/IMAGES/Feature_FerrisBueller-med.jpg

And now I get a lot of this guy:
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/05/28/james-mcavoy-scotty.jpg

Actually, if that pic had hazel eyes and darker stubble it would look a lot like me.

- August

[RedSunRising]

I actually look very femme but people I chat to online usually imagine me as ultra butch.

[black magick hustla]

i cant think of anybody famous that looks like me. idk some people here have seen my face. kindof pudgy, rough facial features, curly hair, very expressive face, 6'1, broad shouldered and kindof strong looking

[black magick hustla]

I actually look very femme but people I chat to online usually imagine me as ultra butch.

i always thought you were a skinny hipster

[black magick hustla]

man if i shaved my head and wore scarier clothes and didnt smile as much and say goofy ass shit i would be scary as fuck

[Niccolò Rossi]

man if i shaved my head and wore scarier clothes and didnt smile as much and say goofy ass shit i would be scary as fuck

Do it.

Nic.

[Johnny Kerosene]

Just a theory but, maybe we are the same person?

Nic.

We can be internet twins.

[RedSunRising]

i always thought you were a skinny hipster

I was once a skinny goth...now Im a vaguely getting plump vaguely goth. Such is life.

Before I was a goth and a vaguely goth I was skinhead and before that a punk...Never a hipster.

[The Douche]

I look, a lot, like this guy:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133f10122d0970b-320wi

[HEAD ICE]

i have big boobs

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I was once told I look like Brad Pitt. I don't see it myself but that's just what I've been told.

[Niccolò Rossi]

We can be internet twins.

To be honest though, I'm not 'overweight'. I just got a mad PL gut aka the 'mono-ab'. My hair is red-brown, not brown-blonde. My hair is short and always has been. I wore glasses, until I started wearing contacts. My heels aint that bad, but I have pretty tough, leathery feet. My hands are riddled with callouses though. On that note. I like people with calloused hands. They give alot of character.

I also have an aversion to wearing make up.

So we kinda like internet twins, except minus the twins.

Nic.

[hatzel]

I famously resemble this guy:

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o382/babyblue-77/Jesus_of_Nazareth_by_shimod.jpg

(For those of you who don't know, it's Jesus...)

[JustMovement]

that head piece must be a ***** to wear around

[bcbm]

i am a skinny hipster

[Hebrew Hammer]

i have big boobs

Titties.

[Red Future]

I appear as the stereotype of "generic indian nerd"

http://msifd.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/nerd.jpg?w=319&h=256

Sort of like this guy

[Red Future]

I look, a lot, like this guy:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133f10122d0970b-320wi

So basically you look badass

[The Douche]

I'd like to think so.

[Who?]

People tell me I look like this guy.

http://www.uncut.co.uk/media/images/billychildish2007_W.jpg

[Salyut]

5'10, very short black hair, glasses, annnnddddd freaky wide shoulders.

[Decolonize The Left]

i am a skinny hipster

Is this you?
http://prettysketchy.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5509b33a38833011570ba9d5f970c-400wi

And is this (http://www.skinnyhipster.com/)your blog?

- August

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

i am a skinny hipster
Hipsters are kinda hot.

[Decolonize The Left]

Hipsters are kinda hot.

meh.

[Quail]

I agree with august on this one. Not into hipsters.

[Decolonize The Left]

I agree with august on this one. Not into hipsters.

Yeah. They always look to me like they can't do anything really good, so they do a lot of things really poorly. I can only guess this extends into their bedtime skillz, or lack thereof.

Except for bcbm of course. I imagine he's an expert.

- August

[The_Outernationalist]

What dost though look like? No pictures

oh okay, now that you say that...

I look like a young James Dean (at least, my Italian runway model girlfriend thinks so) except I'm 6'2 and weigh 210lbs (of which I'm only 8% body fat), and I have a fleet of Ferraris

[The_Outernationalist]

Hipsters are kinda hot.

and you have terrible taste in men. thanks for playing!

[synthesis]

I look, a lot, like this guy:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133f10122d0970b-320wi

You're welcome

[Os Cangaceiros]

I famously resemble this guy:

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o382/babyblue-77/Jesus_of_Nazareth_by_shimod.jpg



You look like Adrian Brody?

[Hebrew Hammer]

I appear as the stereotype of "generic indian nerd"

http://msifd.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/nerd.jpg?w=319&h=256

Sort of like this guy

Looks blazed as all get out.

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-images/joseph-gordon-levitt.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=127619376880 9

People say I look like this, but a little more muscular.

[Robespierre Richard]

I wonder what entices people to post their descriptions in real life. What, do we work for the FBI of something that you're supposed to give your profile to. That and no one else will read it so like who cares? It jus sounds really weird.

[bcbm]

Is this you?
http://prettysketchy.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5509b33a38833011570ba9d5f970c-400wi

And is this (http://www.skinnyhipster.com/)your blog?

- August

i have better hair and style and blogging is for chumps


Yeah. They always look to me like they can't do anything really good, so they do a lot of things really poorly. I can only guess this extends into their bedtime skillz, or lack thereof.

Except for bcbm of course. I imagine he's an expert.

good save. i am a stud

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

and you have terrible taste in men. thanks for playing!
I know. I'm a poster girl of should have never met him.

[Agent Ducky]

oh okay, now that you say that...

I look like a young James Dean (at least, my Italian runway model girlfriend thinks so) except I'm 6'2 and weigh 210lbs (of which I'm only 8% body fat), and I have a fleet of Ferraris

A fleet of Ferraris? How bourgeois. You should be restricted.

[Bright Banana Beard]

I look like a guido, except I have buzzcut, I dont get tanned that much, and I wear Oxford or Park Avenue shoes. I also dont wear flashy tshirt.

Yes, I have muscle body. Xochitl can confirm this for me.

[∞]

This guy looks like my twin brother...
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/926/594/9275954709358362362/mt1138842145.gif

[Rusty Shackleford]

ok im going to make a serious post.

i probably dont look like anything anyone on here might expect.

i dont look like a metal head.

i dont look like a communist (at least in warm weather :lol:)

i occasional look like a stoner but no, not often.

and yes, i make stupid jokes. thats probably correct. :blushing:


also, im short. 5'6"

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I look like a guido, except I have buzzcut, I dont get tanned that much, and I wear Oxford or Park Avenue shoes. I also dont wear flashy tshirt.

Yes, I have muscle body. Xochitl can confirm this for me.
yeah Hawt!

[Agent Ducky]

i dont look like a communist (at least in warm weather :lol:)

What does a communist look like? Like the stereotypical Russian with the ushanka and stuff? Lol.

[bailey_187]

people say i look like a mix between Plan B and Mac Miller

Plan B
http://www.newham.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/4416213A-3CDC-4873-A2A6-EE5475303BD8/0/PlanB490px.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01084/Plan_B_1084733a.jpg

Mac Miller
http://www.killerhiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mac-miller1.jpg
http://www.hotnewsonglyrics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Mac-Miller-Get-Up-Lyrics.jpg

im like just under 6foot and got blue eyes and incredible swag

[Rusty Shackleford]

What does a communist look like? Like the stereotypical Russian with the ushanka and stuff? Lol.
i wear a ushanka when it rains or when its hella cold. :lol:

[the last donut of the night]

5'8'', skinny, wear clothes that are too baggy on me because i havent bought new shit since losing weight, controlled afro, kinda tan, wear glasses

i kinda look like a hipster that doesnt give a fuck about style

[Fawkes]

With a face and body like Bruce Vilanch


Me when I put in effort

[∞]

With a face and body like Bruce Vilanch


Me when I put in effort

What....the....

[Rusty Shackleford]

With a face and body like Bruce Vilanch


Me when I put in effort
you win.

thats fucking intense.

[Chimurenga.]

LOL all of you are either fat as shit or on-the-verge-of-starvation skinny.

[Rusty Shackleford]

LOL all of you are either fat as shit or on-the-verge-of-starvation skinny.
im actually about 160-170 and 5'6" and i wanna get down to 150ish. so ha!

[Chimurenga.]

im actually about 160-170 and 5'6" and i wanna get down to 150ish. so ha!

:cool:

[ken6346]

6'3", auburn hair, 78kg or thereabouts, specs, brown eyes, a sort of prominent brow, ordinary build (shoulders aren't too broad, but they're there; everything seems in proportion), white (a little pale, actually). I usually dress in jeans, All Stars, a t-shirt and a flanno (if I'm trying to be a little more formal, I'll put on black shoes, wear a dress shirt, and put a coat on that has a lapel pin with the profile of Ataturk - he's an inspirational man in my opinion).

Also, my facial hair has started going red, which is awesome.

[Comrade J]

I am 800lbs, about 9'2", blue and have loads of fucking arms. People say I look like a fat Vishnu.

[Chambered Word]

5'7", kinda Kurt Cobainish except with good personal hygiene.

[Manic Impressive]

With a face and body like Bruce Vilanch


Me when I put in effort
Dude those jeans are so tight I can tell what religion you are

[Fawkes]

Win.

[Triple A]

it seemed like an interesting thread but the american measurement units are driving me crazy.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

6"1 height, long and sexy brown hair, blue eyes, and i weigh about 11 and a half stone so average weight i guess. i get skinny really fast if i don't eat properly though and drop weight fairly quickly.

[scarletghoul]

people ive been compared to in looks so far in 2011:

antonio banderas
muammar gaddafi
shaggy from scooby doo

piece together from that what you will

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

^ gaddafi has style.

i forgot to mention that i have good teeth, as i was told by my polish dentist, but they have been chipped in fights and stuff to the point of me having to get a filling which really pisses me off. the only comparison i've heard has been with the lead singer from arctic monkeys when he has long hair, and my mum once thought a photo of him was actually a photo of me, but i think its just a photo thing and not an 'in the flesh' thing if that makes sense.

[The_Outernationalist]

ITT: ugly people given a chance to describe themselves with no one to hold them accountable to it

[Johnny Kerosene]

ITT: ugly people given a chance to describe themselves with no one to hold them accountable to it

He who smelt it...

[The_Outernationalist]

He who smelt it...

That doesn't make any sense, seeing as I strongly implied that I was being facetious in my description of myself.

Asking someone to describe their physical appearance will withdraw some of the most personally biased answers imaginable. It's just not a request that can be asked.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

people are allowed to have their own opinion on their appearance. if you wanna know my flaws for example, i have a big nose. however, one person finds me ugly, another finds me attractive. its all subjective anyway, no matter who is giving the description of a person's appearance

[scarletghoul]

That doesn't make any sense, seeing as I strongly implied that I was being facetious in my description of myself.

Asking someone to describe their physical appearance will withdraw some of the most personally biased answers imaginable. It's just not a request that can be asked.
fortunately i dont have to worry about being biased because i am objectively the most perfect and attractive human being to ever exist.

[∞]

When I'm swagging my hardest.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=8235&stc=1&d=1308344341

[Triple A]

Thats me and yes I cant use the palestinian scarf in a stylish way );

[Robocommie]

http://www.maximumeyewear.com/productfolder/celebrity-sunglasses/movie-sunglasses/the-big-lebowski-yellow-walter-glasses/walter-big-lebowski.jpg

This is basically me.

[Rusty Shackleford]

http://www.maximumeyewear.com/productfolder/celebrity-sunglasses/movie-sunglasses/the-big-lebowski-yellow-walter-glasses/walter-big-lebowski.jpg

This is basically me.
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p123/OmniscientOne37/MarkItZero-preview-2.png?t=1241972492
http://according2g.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Mark-It-Zero-by-Jesse-Riggle.jpg

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

people ive been compared to in looks so far in 2011:

antonio banderas
muammar gaddafi
shaggy from scooby doo

piece together from that what you will
Antonio Banderas is really really really hot!