My little question!

[Kapitan Andrey]

Ship is sinking, you are a Captain of this ship and you got a boat. All Che-lives users is aroud you, you can take 6-8 of them - NO MORE!!! Who are they!? :huh:

I'll answer later.
Malte, how about you!? Answer! ;)

[truthaddict11]

:D id rather drown than be on a boat with you

[UnionofSovietSocialistRepublics]

truthaddict11 Posted on Oct 7 2003, 12:17 PM
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id rather drown than be on a boat with you
LOL, well said

[Rastafari]

ouch!

[Invader Zim]

Originally posted by [email protected] 7 2003, 01:17 PM
:D id rather drown than be on a boat with you
Id rather you drown than be on a boat with him as well. :lol:

[Dhul Fiqar]

I'd probably just take Canikickit and Malte. We need our legroom - sorry guys :biggrin:

--- G.

[truthaddict11]

leg room? ha! you just want the extra space for your pot

[Dhul Fiqar]

Yeah, and a collection of bongs :biggrin:

--- G.

[elijahcraig]

I would tie the liberals down, and take RAF and Chairman Mao.

[Rastafari]

I'd actually have Kapitan Andrey on my boat.
and Little Bill too.

I'll explain later.

[Lardlad95]

Originally posted by [email protected] 8 2003, 04:15 AM
I would tie the liberals down, and take RAF and Chairman Mao.
...you know i was gonna take you with me....but now I'm going to put you on the other life boat, the one with all the RIGHT WING NUT JOBS


OK, NOW FOR MY CHOICES


The First 3 Spots I reserve for anyone 15 or younger


4. Redstar

Reason: If Elijah some how survives we need Redstar alive to piss him off


5. Shayla


Reason: THats my girl, can't let her die


6. Gold Finger

Reason: THis guys does all my technical work, he's my partner in crime, I can't work without him


7. Rastafari

Reason: Son is just plain cold


8. Who ever gets to the fuckin Boat first

[Rastafari]

7. Rastafari

Reason: Son is just plain cold


I understand, yet I don't.

I think Herman Melville or some jock wrote a story about being stranded on a life-boat. Anyway, Little Bill would be sharkbait/fish food and Kapitan Andrey just because he is funny.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I'd take Shayla, I love her
rastafari, he's cool
malte
exploited class
dhul fiqar, so they'll make me moderator
the amarylis, she's cool
sugarcandy, she's hot
senora che, she's cool too

[elijahcraig]

Better yet…why not just take a gun with me and shoot holes in the liberals heads? :lol:

[Lardlad95]

Originally posted by [email protected] 8 2003, 04:49 AM
I'd take Shayla, I love her
rastafari, he's cool
malte
exploited class
dhul fiqar, so they'll make me moderator
the amarylis, she's cool
sugarcandy, she's hot
senora che, she's cool too
If you so much as look at Shayla I'll kill you.


and to Elijah......You can't shoot any liberals because you are already on the boat full of republicans...and they all want to tell you about their Vactions up in the Hamptons where they Networked with other rich folk and talked about their stock portfolios, their Children who they spend no time with, and how this country is the greatest on earth.

[elijahcraig]

I’d shoot them too.

[Lardlad95]

Originally posted by [email protected] 8 2003, 05:29 AM
I’d shoot them too.
Good point...well lets just take that gun away from you, we'll give you a machete, it's much more fun

[elijahcraig]

Cannibal Elijah much more fun.

[Guest1]

Dhul you kafer! you forgot me, hawarameen and zombie! what happened to our jihad???

[EneME]

:( lol damn...basically i'm a goner...

[Sabocat]

I think Herman Melville or some jock wrote a story about being stranded on a life-boat. Anyway, Little Bill would be sharkbait/fish food and Kapitan Andrey just because he is funny.


There's a great book written by Steve Callahan called Adrift which details his ordeal of surviving 76 days in a life raft after his small sailboat sunk during a trans-atlantic crossing.

[Rastafari]

Cannibal Elijah much more fun.



Good point...well lets just take that gun away from you, we'll give you a machete, it's much more fun


I'm not getting on any boat with a fucking Mau-Mau!

[suffianr]

lol damn...basically i'm a goner...

I'd be sleepin' wit the fishes too... :lol:

[Nobody]

I hope it's warm down there.

"Under the sea
down were its wetter
Down were its better
take it from me
Up there they slave away all day
something something something"

[RyeN]

Ultimatley even if I was the captain it gives me no right to decide who lies and dies. The rescue boat is no more mine than anyone who gets there. Why not take as many in the boat as possible and have others hanging on the outside. Then and floating on the rest of the wrecage from the suken boat. Oh well screw it ill just bring carazy commie and who ever the next 7 tasty people are. mmm people

[Dhul Fiqar]

Originally posted by Che y [email protected] 8 2003, 02:36 PM
Dhul you kafer! you forgot me, hawarameen and zombie! what happened to our jihad???
Allah will provide you with a boat of your own... inshallah... ;)

--- G.

p.s. ok, what the hell, you can come - but only one Quran per person or we get into some space issues... and no fatwas after 7pm, ok?

[Kapitan Andrey]

Falseaddict0...Ha-ha-ha!!!

Enigma...who are you, and who do YOU hate me!?

Rastafari...hey, man! Thank you!

My list:
1) Guardia Bolivariano
2) Larissa
3) Felicia
4) Latin America
5) Rastafari ( Thank you!)
6) Crazy Pete
7) Wacant place...but not for Fuckin' Rubble, FalseAddict0, Feoric, Scotty... my other enemies...

[Kapitan Andrey]

Stop!

7th place is occupied by Victor Commie! :)

Of course I would taken Red Comrade, but he is banned... :(

[Rastafari]

sweet! Now its safe to get on a boat with you!

[Regicidal Insomniac]

The First 3 Spots I reserve for anyone 15 or younger

:D Booyaka! I live on!

[dopediana]

well, this question fucking sucks.

i'd take:
american kid
victorcommie
sasafras (even though she copped out...)
truthaddict
guardiabolivariano
senorache
goldfinger (by pure virtue of being a cool norwegian dude)

[Purple]

im also a cool norwegian dude :( ! look what i can do *does the polka*!

[Dirty Commie]

I would make a raft out of our trolls for those who don't make the cut, and take who ever seems the calmest and quickest thinking on the boat.

[Dhul Fiqar]

Originally posted by Kapitan [email protected] 10 2003, 06:49 PM
Enigma...who are you, and who do YOU hate me!?

He's the pro-War activist formerly known as AK47 =D

--- G.

[suffianr]

I would make a raft out of our trolls for those who don't make the cut, and take who ever seems the calmest and quickest thinking on the boat.

Yes, they'd float pretty well, those trolls, given the amount of air trapped in their craniums.

[dopediana]

Originally posted by (S)[email protected] 12 2003, 07:38 PM
im also a cool norwegian dude :( ! look what i can do *does the polka*!
i'll sneak you on in my handbag! i keep thinking THE average dude doesn't exist anymore. how do you say "long live norway" in your native tongue?

[truthaddict11]

the amaryllis
senorache
dhul fiqar
canikickit
Redstat2000
Comrade James
RedFW

as for the rest i'll follow dirty commie's idea and shoot all the capitalists for a raft

[synthesis]

Originally posted by [email protected] 8 2003, 07:05 AM
:( lol damn...basically i'm a goner...
No worries, us rejects can sail back on the raft I could make with all my hemp.

[Jesus Christ]

hmmm, who would i take with me

Dhul
Hamptom
Felicia
Victorcommie
Juju
Ian Rocks
Enigma
apathy maybe



that took a while

[Sasafrás]

I'm just now looking at this... Thanks Lardlad & Victor! I love you guys! :) And thanks Amaryllis, I'm sorry!! It's not my fault! :(

I have 7? I'd take:

ComradeRobertRiley
Victorcommie
the amaryllis
Red Flag
Hampton
Goldfinger
Lardlad

EDIT: Or 8? If 8, I'll say felicia...

[Kapitan Andrey]

Dhul Fiqar...I get it! :o

Man! It meas, that AK47 was woman all the time!?

And why many of those old Che-lives users changed their names!? :huh:

[Lardlad95]

Originally posted by Sasafrá[email protected] 13 2003, 07:30 AM
I'm just now looking at this... Thanks Lardlad & Victor! I love you guys! :) And thanks Amaryllis, I'm sorry!! It's not my fault! :(

I have 7? I'd take:

ComradeRobertRiley
Victorcommie
the amaryllis
Red Flag
Hampton
Goldfinger
Lardlad

EDIT: Or 8? If 8, I'll say felicia...
I'm last? What am I first to get eaten if we run out of food too? I don't need your pity or your charity, I'ma take my chances with the sharks.


Peace..... :D

[Soul Rebel]

I would just paddel off laughing at all of you as you struggle to stay up. Hahahah...

No, but seriously the question is a bit wierd. I dont think i could ever choose some lives over others.

However, after much thinking i think that i would take off on the boat with these 7 peeps:
*Zombie
*Canikickit
*the amaryllis
*Hampton
*Rastafari
*Dhul
*Exploited Class

As for the rest of you, sorry, i just might come back to get you :)

[(*]

Oh yeah!

Well forget all of you!

I'm taking myself!

Wait, I'd have to take goldfinger because he made my avatar.

Wait, now its just 2 dudes, so I'd have to take one of the female members here...so the amaryllis

scratch all that...I'll drown.

[Hawker]

Well me I'd just cling on to one of the sides of the boat instead of taking a boat,I'll just cling on one of the sides while the people on top row.Although there is that chance of being attacked by a shark and being knocked unconscious by the paddles I'll take that risk,heck I've had my share of life I'm not afraid to die.

[apathy maybe]

Originally posted by [email protected] 13 2003, 11:47 AM
hmmm, who would i take with me

Dhul
Hamptom
Felicia
Victorcommie
Juju
Ian Rocks
Enigma
apathy maybe



that took a while
I'm touched. :)

But I havn't enough info about the ship. Does it have enough stuff to make a raft? How quick is the ship sinking? Etc.

First I'll take Cthenthar 'cause I know him and I'ld need someone I know can keep me sane.
as for the rest I guess you can fight amongst yourselfs. This is one of those questions that I don't know the answer to till it happens.

[Hampton]

Hmmm:

RAF
Rasta
Sasafrás
liberAL
SenoraChe
the amaryllis
Tucker Carlson

[CompadreGuerrillera]

I guess ill be sinking! but hey! i can swim! :lol: :lol:


this is great for post counts :P

[EneME]

Hey whoever hasn't been chosen and has posted on this topic ur on my list of who i'd save! lol we'll stick together...the outcasts... :P

[Ian]

Thanks Liberal... out of the people on your boat Liberal who would you eat first? I would have eaten Enigma, but I've seen pictures of him and he is a scrawny weakling, not very nutritious... Dhul looks scrumtious and tender... and he may be hallucinagenic..

[Kapitan Andrey]

EneME...thank you! :)

[Danton]

If there aint enough space... no-one goes, we all drown together.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Ian [email protected] 14 2003, 04:24 AM
Thanks Liberal... out of the people on your boat Liberal who would you eat first? I would have eaten Enigma, but I've seen pictures of him and he is a scrawny weakling, not very nutritious... Dhul looks scrumtious and tender... and he may be hallucinagenic..
hmmm good question
id probably go for Felicia first
then Dhul :D

[Invader Zim]

Originally posted by Kapitan [email protected] 10 2003, 11:49 AM
Enigma...who are you, and who do YOU hate me!?

If you actually read what I said, I didn’t say I wanted you to drown...

truthaddict11 "id rather drown than be on a boat with you"

Me: - "Id rather you drown than be on a boat with him as well."

I thought he was cruel and unsubtle...

He's the pro-War activist formerly known as AK47


But you can call me Jehovah....

BTW I was never an activist, I just saw the issue in a slightly different light...

[Invader Zim]

Originally posted by [email protected] 13 2003, 02:47 AM
hmmm, who would i take with me

Dhul
Hamptom
Felicia
Victorcommie
Juju
Ian Rocks
Enigma
apathy maybe



that took a while
WHOOOHOOOOOOOO

I survive...

[Dyst]

I am a good swimmer. Very good. Luckily. ;)

[Kapitan Andrey]

Enigma!


Me: - "Id rather you drown than be on a boat with him as well."

...that means, that you hate me. And you don't want to see me aboard!!!...

Damn...let&#39;s finish that... <_<


And who ealse&#33;? Malte, where are you&#33;? ;)

[Invader Zim]

Originally posted by Kapitan [email protected] 18 2003, 10:07 AM
Enigma&#33;


Me: - "Id rather you drown than be on a boat with him as well."

...that means, that you hate me. And you don&#39;t want to see me aboard&#33;&#33;&#33;...

Damn...let&#39;s finish that... <_<


And who ealse&#33;? Malte, where are you&#33;? ;)
Actually what it means is the oppersit... but I am beginning to change my mind.

truthaddict11 "id rather drown than be on a boat with you"

Me: - "Id rather you drown than be on a boat with him as well."

That means I would rather he [truthaddict11] drown. But the fact that I have had to explain this has changed my mind... I would rather every one drowns.

[Kapitan Andrey]

Oh&#33; Sorry about that&#33; :unsure:

I just didn&#39;t understood you&#33;

[Kapitan Andrey]

By the way...can anyone tell me:

1) Where are Genaro and Latin America&#33;? :(
2) Where are Larissa and Felicia&#33;? :(
3) Where is Malte? :huh:

[Kapitan Andrey]

...and where is Crazy Pete?

[IHP]

Well, I see that I&#39;m just fuckin&#39; well hated by everyone. Bugger ya&#39;s. I won&#39;t take anyone with me...I like to stretch out.

[toastedmonkey]

I think this has to be my list

apathy maybe
Misodoctakleidist
iloveatomickitten
redstar2000
Non-Sectarian Bastard&#33;
Victorcommie
SonofRage
CompadreGuerrillera

Though i might change it :D

[Xvall]

We should all fall into the ocean and die of oxygen depravation equally. That or I take the biggest Che-Lives users I know, and use their corpses as a raft. (Seeing as they would be the heaviest, they would likely drown.)

[canikickit]

We&#39;re gonna need a bigger boat.

[Zafiro]

This is far better than a Inkblot test,...

:redstar2000:

[Indysocialist]

I&#39;d take the following people with me:

Senora Che (hopefully going to be my travel buddy to Cuba)
Dhul (funny guy)
Chairman Mao (he&#39;d give the whole thing perspective)
Felicia (pleasant person)
And now that the lovefest is over here&#39;s the rest of the boat: Guns guns and more guns&#33; Yes, the first island we hit (other then Cuba), we&#39;re taking over&#33; :P

[Kapitan Andrey]

IHP...don&#39;t say so&#33; :(

We need you...but you didn&#39;t done anything....."special"...so evereone just forgot about you... :huh:

[Kapitan Andrey]

Indysocialist...And now that the lovefest is over here&#39;s the rest of the boat: Guns guns and more guns&#33; Yes, the first island we hit (other then Cuba), we&#39;re taking over&#33;

Hey&#33; Take me too&#33; I want to fight too&#33; :)

[kylie]

i love you all
except for kapitan andrey and enigma, my arch inimys.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I would take...

Felicia
Victorcommie
Canikickit
Dhul fiqar
Malte
Redstar2000
Kapitan Andrey (We need some entertainment)
Loknar (We need a capitalist pig to eat)

[Guest1]

Zombie
RedStar2000
Felicia
canikickit
the anarchist tension
dhul fiqar
reuben
the amyralis (but she would have to pick a name that&#39;s easier to spell, or she drowns :P)

[Rasta Sapian]

I found a life saver, I will be alright&#33; Give me a hit off your bong, and I will float to a nearby Island. I only have room for one women, All I know is that she is good swimmer :)

hey by the way, if you try to kill me, I will drown your clown raft :P

[Kapitan Andrey]

feoric...I hate you too.

NoXion...oh, thank you&#33;... <_<

[nezvanova]

lol, well i&#39;m a gonner, &#39;cept for that one offor for anyone "15 or under" i&#39;m 15 (though that will expire come feb 28th...) but there are many who are younger than me, so I&#39;d give my place to them and take my chances swimming. anyway, as for the question, I would go the down with the ship, and give my spot on the raft to anyone who doesn&#39;t want to die. was i the only person who realised that survival in this case is all a big popularity contest? Yet again, i stress that I would be left to drown... :lol:

[Urban Rubble]

I&#39;d let everyone drown except for one female so I could start this shithole society over.

Actually, I&#39;d bring Andrey and torture him. Stick huge bananas up his ass and stuff.

[dopediana]

wait, linden&#33; i never KNEW you when i made that list. and now that certain people aren&#39;t here anymore and are no longer part of the current crowd, i have a few openings that i can attend to. and their functions

sir linden (IHP)-- he mixes drinks
victorcommie-- he can yell at religious nuts as they drown and give us all a good laugh
abstractmentality-- he can bring his bong and vaporizer so i don&#39;t cough while i smoke
truthaddict-- he can bag my groceries
claudia (eneme)-- she can give me "advice"
senorache-- someday she will dread my hair
goldfinger (by pure virtue of being a cool norwegian dude)-- i like to laugh in his face


god, i&#39;m fucking selfish...........

[EneME]

IM SAVED&#33; *****in.... Well, since I was new during my first list, here&#39;s my new and improved one:

princess di (amaryllis) - cuz she picked me obviously.. lol jk, she&#39;ll bring the cereal with the aminals on it
goldfinga - bring all the porn....gay, straight, and bi alike
praxis - bring the kegs
abstractmentality - bring the bong
senorache - bring some herb
liberal - bring the sandwiches
I&#39;ll bring the chips and dip :P

[Goldfinger]

I&#39;d take Kapitan Andrey, just him. I&#39;d love to spend some time alone with him.

[Ortega]

I&#39;d have to say liberAL, for the killer sandwiches.

[IHP]

Ahhh, Diana&#33;&#33; At least someone loves me&#33;

Righto, I make kick arse cocktails. What would you like? I have made quite a few Harvey Wallbangers of late. Wanna give one of them a try?

[dopediana]

are you fucking with me?

give me two.

[IHP]

For a while at my work we were selling jugs of Harvey Wallbangers for &#036;30. How &#39;bout one of them?

[Kapitan Andrey]

nezvanova...&#33;? :blink:

Urban Rubble...ha-ha-ha&#33; Poor little boy, thinks, that he can torture me&#33;? Ha-ha-ha&#33; :lol:
Don&#39;t be so naive...as Kapitan I got a gun...so I&#39;d shot you when you come close to my boat&#33; :angry: :lol:

AllTomorrowsParties...hey...and what about me&#33;? :(

Goldfinger...fuck off, gay&#33; I&#39;m natural&#33; :angry:

[apathy maybe]

Kapitan Andrey, being gay is natural.

I can&#39;t remember how many people I was allowed to take, but I stick by my first post. You can fight it out amongst yourselves. The strongest and/or smartist are probably worth having.

[Kapitan Andrey]

:huh:

No&#33; It&#39;s homosexualism - it&#39;s UN-natural&#33;

[Sabocat]

Originally posted by [email protected] 10 2003, 04:23 PM
We&#39;re gonna need a bigger boat.
...."I&#39;ll never put on a lifejacket again."

[truthaddict11]

truthaddict-- he can bag my groceries


hey i can fill your freezer and dairly cases too

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Don&#39;t worry Andrey... I&#39;ll save a bit of Loknar&#39;s ass for you&#33;
Which cheek? Left or Right?

[Kapitan Andrey]

No, thank you...offer it to Fuckin&#39; Rubble... ;)

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

:lol: Hey urban&#33; I&#39;ve got a piece of ass for you&#33;

[Goldfinger]

Originally posted by Kapitan [email protected] 24 2003, 10:28 AM
Goldfinger...fuck off, gay&#33; I&#39;m natural&#33; :angry:
you make this too easy.

[FistFullOfSteel]

ASS?