My friends are jackasses.

[☭The Revolution☭]

So I'm just going along about my day

My friend sends me an IM saying "Dude check this out this new movement is rad"

It is an adfly link.

I open it.

It is a link to a pornsite, and my folks are right fuggin behind me.

A few minutes later, I get an email from a different guy.

I open the email.

Blue waffles are not a pleasant thing.

What the fuck, man?

[☭The Revolution☭]

Oh well. I turned around and did the same thing to a few of my friends too.:laugh:

[The Man]

Blue waffles man..

[☭The Revolution☭]

*twitches*

[Johnny Kerosene]

Blue Waffle ain't got shit on some of things I've seen in my time on the internet.

[#FF0000]

I too have seen some shit on the internet.

[MarxSchmarx]

run an antivirus scan b4 you knfect someone else,

[Tablo]

Hate people that do stuff like that. They seem like the type of people that sit on 4chan all day.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Go watch BME pain olympics...never...leaves...your brain...

[Agent Ducky]

I have major pro skills and have managed to avoid all of that.

[Johnny Kerosene]

Go watch BME pain olympics...never...leaves...your brain...

It was a little odd, but stuff like 8 girls fingerpainting bothers me a hell of a lot more than the pain olympics, which might I add, I had no trouble forgetting about, and does not bring back any painful memories upon hearing of it again.

I used to be an EDiot. Can't phase me.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

My balls literally hurt while watching the pain Olympics, shit wasn't even funny. I don't understand why people put that shit on the internet and then my friends watch it. Like 2 guys one hammer or something about a sandbox. Like seriously WHY! Although I have seen videos of decapitations ugh. I'd like that shit out of my head too...

[Pirate Utopian]

My balls literally hurt while watching the pain Olympics, shit wasn't even funny. I don't understand why people put that shit on the internet and then my friends watch it. Like 2 guys one hammer or something about a sandbox. Like seriously WHY! Although I have seen videos of decapitations ugh. I'd like that shit out of my head too...

Watch 2 Guys 1 Hammer. You'll forget about that other shit.

[☭The Revolution☭]

Just the title of it makes me want to curl up and cry.

[Magón]

Didn't a guy in the pain olympics die from his little stunt?

[The Man]

1guy1jar..
1guy1screwdriver..

Never again..

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Didn't a guy in the pain olympics die from his little stunt?

Wouldn't doubt it.

[Johnny Kerosene]

My balls literally hurt while watching the pain Olympics, shit wasn't even funny. I don't understand why people put that shit on the internet and then my friends watch it. Like 2 guys one hammer or something about a sandbox. Like seriously WHY! Although I have seen videos of decapitations ugh. I'd like that shit out of my head too...


Watch 2 Guys 1 Hammer. You'll forget about that other shit.

Skills.

All of you should check out the offended page on ED, only now it's .ch or whatever since the selling out. No way in hell am I actually putting a link here. I'd probably get banned

If you can't make it to the bottom scrolling slowly you are relatively normal and probably sane.

If you can make it to the bottom you have an above average tolerance for weird shit.

If you can make it to the bottom with out flinching/gagging/averting your gaze/dieing you're probably a sick fuck.

If you laugh at 3 or more of the really messed up pictures, and/or have returned to it to see if they've added anything, you're definitely a sick fuck.

I fit into that last category

EDIT: 1 guy 1 jar is hilarious

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I have no idea what this website is. The name of the site is ED?

[Johnny Kerosene]

I have no idea what this website is. The name of the site is ED?

Encyclopedia Dramatica. Sorry, I forgot to use the full name so people would know what the hell I was talking about. and it has to be .ch not .com, because the original sold out, but then some brave souls brought it back, because the sold out version "Oh, Internet" is nowhere near as uncaring and offensive as the cess-pool of hatred that is Encyclopedia Dramatica. In fact Oh, Pieceofshit is actually like politically correct and shit and tries it's best not to offend people, which was the whole thing that made ED funny.

EDIT: I'd advise you not to look if you're kind of squeamish or easily offended by death/mutilation/feces/cute pictures of kittens/pornography

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I've never been there before am I supposed to look up stuff like its Wikipedia or does surprising shit just come at you?

[Johnny Kerosene]

I've never been there before am I supposed to look up stuff like its Wikipedia or does surprising shit just come at you?

It's a wiki. Look up offended if you dare.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

It's a wiki. Look up offended if you dare.

ffuuuuuuuu

[Johnny Kerosene]

ffuuuuuuuu

Did you make it all the way through?

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Did you make it all the way through?

No I didn't but I made it pretty far I think. Altough I don't actually know how long the page is...

[Obs]

You people are weak.

[Johnny Kerosene]

You people are weak.

Oi, don't group me with them.

[☭The Revolution☭]

I've been trying to rally people to DDOS 4chan and ED for a loong time.


Also, I made it all the way through offended. That is when I decided that the Machine must die.

[GPDP]

I can scroll through the entire Offended page without flinching once, and even eat while I'm at it. Unless it involves animal cruelty. For some reason, I fucking cannot stand animal cruelty.

[☭The Revolution☭]

I can't go without it bothering me, but I can do it. My care for people comes naturally, but my revolutionary status makes me HAVE to be able to handle stuff like that.

[Lobotomy]

what's on the page? I don't want to look :ohmy:

[Pirate Utopian]

Cute little animals.

[xub3rn00dlex]

I can scroll through the entire Offended page without flinching once, and even eat while I'm at it. Unless it involves animal cruelty. For some reason, I fucking cannot stand animal cruelty.

I'm with you there. The pictures really weren't that bad. The rest here should check it out!

[Johnny Kerosene]

Bagh. Some of the pictures on the offended page make me laugh.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Bagh. Some of the pictures on the offended page make me laugh.

High five! :D

[Johnny Kerosene]

High five! :D

Returned, but there was a rusty nail stuck through my hand. Now you can tell people you're Jesus if you only show them your right hand.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Returned, but there was a rusty nail stuck through my hand. Now you can tell people you're Jesus if you only show them your right hand.

Now I'm gonna get an infection and end up on the offended page :( Not cool.

[Leftsolidarity]

I masturbate to blue waffle and lemon party

[Bright Banana Beard]

I went through the whole page of Offended.


Jesus Fucking Christ, I laugh in the middle of that page.

What a sick fuck I am.

[xub3rn00dlex]

I masturbate to blue waffle and lemon party

Pffft. i eat blue waffles for breakfast man.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Pffft. i eat blue waffles for breakfast man.

Are you sure? Are you okay with it?

Imagine licking those blue waffle, and suck it juice.

Swallow it, and screams "Who's your daddy?"

*Put on sunglasses*

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!

[☭The Revolution☭]

http://i55.tinypic.com/5wavlz.png

The above post has received my support. Carry on.

[xub3rn00dlex]

Are you sure? Are you okay with it?

Imagine licking those blue waffle, and suck it juice.

Swallow it, and screams "Who's your daddy?"

*Put on sunglasses*

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!

YUMMMM! I like mine with extra sauce, a little aged to add some vintage flavoring to it. :D