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MattShizzle
5th June 2011, 04:30
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/04/us/04immig.html?_r=1

Not much of a surprise from one of the most reactionary states in the US, but still...

Alabama has passed a sweeping bill to crack down on illegal immigrants that both supporters and opponents call the toughest of its kind in the country, going well beyond a law Arizona passed last year that caused a furor there.
The measure was passed by large margins in the Alabama Senate and the House, both Republican-controlled, in votes on Thursday. Governor Robert Bentley, a Republican, is expected to sign the bill into law.
Alabama is now the new No. 1 state for immigration enforcement, said Kris Kobach, a constitutional lawyer who is secretary of state in Kansas. He has helped write many state bills to curtail illegal immigration, including Alabamas.
This bill invites discrimination into every aspect of the lives of people in Alabama, said Cecillia Wang, director of the immigrants rights project of the American Civil Liberties Union, which has brought legal challenges against several state immigration-control laws. Calling Alabamas bill outrageous and blatantly unconstitutional, Ms. Wang said, We will take action if the governor signs it.
The Alabama bill includes a provision similar to one that stirred controversy in Arizona, authorizing state and local police officers to ask about the immigration status of anyone they stop based on a reasonable suspicion the person is an illegal immigrant. Federal courts have suspended most of that Arizona law.
Alabamas bill goes beyond Arizonas. It bars illegal immigrants from enrolling in any public college after high school. It obliges public schools to determine the immigration status of all students, requiring parents of foreign-born students to report the immigration status of their children.
The bill requires Alabamas public schools to publish figures on the number of immigrants both legal and illegal who are enrolled and on any costs associated with the education of illegal immigrant children.
The bill, known as H.B. 56, also makes it a crime to knowingly rent housing to an illegal immigrant. It bars businesses from taking tax deductions on wages paid to unauthorized immigrants.
This is a jobs-creation bill for Americans, said Representative Micky Hammon, a Republican who was a chief sponsor of the bill. We really want to prevent illegal immigrants from coming to Alabama and to prevent those who are here from putting down roots, he said.
Well, what do you expect from a state where the average number of teeth and the average IQ of its citizens are both in the single digits. This is also actually against the US constitution.

MattShizzle
5th June 2011, 04:53
Joke:

A racist white trash redneck from Alabama is fucking his sister and says "hey, you're almost as good as mom!" She says "Thanks! Dad says so too!"

Tim Finnegan
5th June 2011, 05:05
Joke:

A racist white trash redneck from Alabama is fucking his sister and says "hey, you're almost as good as mom!" She says "Thanks! Dad says so too!"
Combating racial bigotries with regional and class bigotries. How very enlightened.

MattShizzle
5th June 2011, 05:15
There's "white trash" of every class. They can be really poor or millionaires. And that region of the US is among the least enlightened in the world.

Tablo
5th June 2011, 05:16
There's "white trash" of every class. They can be really poor or millionaires. And that region of the US is among the least enlightened in the world.
Shut the fuck up. I bet you've never even been to Alabama.

Blackscare
5th June 2011, 05:30
There's "white trash" of every class. They can be really poor or millionaires. And that region of the US is among the least enlightened in the world.


I don't care how you try to squirm out of it, because it's pretty fucking obvious what you're saying, this is an administrative warning for classist slurs.

Tim Finnegan
5th June 2011, 05:31
There's "white trash" of every class. They can be really poor or millionaires.
Arguably, but that isn't what that stereotype means, and it's certainly not what the word "red-neck" means. These are things with very specific roles in sustaining an ideological system in support of the social and cultural hegemony of certain classes from certain regions, and by invoking these stereotypes you are simply perpetuating those systems.


And that region of the US is among the least enlightened in the world.And they don't need your help with that.

MattShizzle
6th June 2011, 03:40
More I think about it you're right. The "trailer park rednecks" have been manipulated to hate the people they hate by the enemy to distract them from realizing who their real enemies are and rising against them.

MattShizzle
6th June 2011, 03:48
And anyway the main point was this horrible, reactionary law.

CommieTroll
6th June 2011, 03:49
More I think about it you're right. The "trailer park rednecks" have been manipulated to hate the people they hate by the enemy to distract them from realizing who their real enemies are and rising against them.

Great twist to redeem yourself, just leave out the immature, stupid and pathetic jokes that take away from serious issues. Even if you meant it as a joke its still a stereotype, does any leftist like it when they are thought as a vodka addicted wannabe soviet?

MattShizzle
6th June 2011, 04:00
Sad thing is they end up being our enemy if they don't learn better because not only have they learned racism and such but also - like nearly all Americans - that Communism is totally evil - not only they but their fathers and grandfathers (and possibly even great and great-great grandfathers) were taught that.

A Revolutionary Tool
6th June 2011, 08:01
Does Alabama even have many illegal or legal immigrants? What I love about Califonia is if they try to pull this they know shit would go down so they're too scared to. At least that's my theory. The language is of course deplorable, I mean we don't want you laying down roots but when it gets to that time of the year you better be out in the field doing that deadly work is what it sounds like.

Tablo
6th June 2011, 16:41
Does Alabama even have many illegal or legal immigrants? What I love about Califonia is if they try to pull this they know shit would go down so they're too scared to. At least that's my theory. The language is of course deplorable, I mean we don't want you laying down roots but when it gets to that time of the year you better be out in the field doing that deadly work is what it sounds like.
Alabama has some illegal immigrants. Not nearly as many as the western states though.

NoOneIsIllegal
6th June 2011, 16:58
Dear immigrants and leftists of Alabama,
MAKE TOTAL DESTROY.