Kuppo is writing a BOOK.

[Kuppo Shakur]

So yeah, I was so busy at work today that I started making up a draft for a book I am going to write. I got it handled, trust me, but I can't quite decide what to call it. So, RevLeft, what should I title this MASTERPIECE, my MAGNUM OPUS?

Variations on the "Armchair Revolutionary" title include but are not limited to:

"Communism for Armchair Revolutionaries"
"The Armchair Revolutionary's Handbook"

EDIT: Selecting option 6 makes you reactionary, btw.

[Revolutionair]

I like the first one.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Manifesto of the Armchair Revolutionary.

You could be on the cover, pipe, robe, smoking chair, etc. Be good.

[Robespierre Richard]

I want to read the first one because that's basically the book for me.

[praxis1966]

Other: The Shortest Book Ever Written, because if you filled a book with every post Kuppo's ever made on this board, it'd take about a page and a half.

[Rusty Shackleford]

free speech animal rights and other stupid liberal shit.

[Cleansing Conspiratorial Revolutionary Flame]

Other:

'You know you will never finish this, because you never finish anything, YOU FAILURE. Part One of Two: Kuppo's Guide on Procrastinating and Failing to Write a Piece of Literature That Will Amount to Nothing.' :lol:

[L.A.P.]

I will cop that shit.

[Il Medico]

Numero uno, because it sounds (and I imagine purposely) like A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Which is awesome btw.

[BeerShaman]

Lil red Leninhood and the soviet wolf.

[¿Que?]

A Cynical Comedian's Guide to Communism

[NoOneIsIllegal]

The USSR didn't give socialism a bad name, this book does!

[Volcanicity]

The book should be named:

"Why is Kuppo not writing a book about pirates and shit".

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Will Kuppo be the next Redstar2000? Anyway why not title the book, "Armchair Revolution for Dummies (And A Guide for the Rest of Us), it would make a great addition to that series.

[Volcanicity]

Anyway why not title the book, "Armchair Revolution for Dummies".
Or failing that how about "Armchair dummies how about a revolution?".

[Crux]

"Forklifters of the world unite!
On the importance of forklifts in revolutionary struggle."

[Rafiq]

This is how the book should be:

Tittle: "Guide to Trotskyism",

than, on the first page show a picture of Trotsky.

Than precede to the next page, and show a picture of Trotsky and Stalin hugging each other.

Than put 999 blank pages.

on the 1,000th page, put a picture of a bunch of Zombie, wierdo workers, put the heading on top "Deformed worker's state".

Then the book is finished.

[Kuppo Shakur]

So yeah, I really am going to do this, motivation permitting.
Imagine The Alphabet of Manliness meets Capital.

Thing is, I don't want to make it RevLeft specific, you know, with forklifts and anarcho-trots and other stupid liberal shit.

It's gonna be rather general. Humorous yet informative, I'll breaking out the big guns.

And of course there will be a chapter about pirates n shit.

[Tablo]

No forklifts? Blasphemy!!