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praxis1966
2nd June 2011, 20:03
John Stewart rips him a new asshole... I'm sure the NYC comrades especially will find this appealing.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/2011/06/jon_stewart_rip.php
Il Medico
2nd June 2011, 20:46
A fucking fork?! He ate it with a fucking fork! What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
praxis1966
2nd June 2011, 21:09
A fucking fork?! He ate it with a fucking fork! What the fuck is wrong with that guy?

He's a bourgie asshole, that's what... Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine's posh boss is eating a candy bar with a knife and fork. Anyway, every real New Yorker knows you pick the fuckin' slice up with your hand and fold it in order to eat it...

Somebody get Fawkes in here. He'll have a field day with this one, lol.
graymouser
2nd June 2011, 21:27
I TRY to convince my wife that she's from Brooklyn and this should be antithetical to her nature, but she insists on using a fork and knife for some pizza. Maybe when I tell her Trump does it she'll rethink her ways...
Hebrew Hammer
2nd June 2011, 21:28
I eat pizza with a fork, what? Do I want to get my hands dirty?
Kuppo Shakur
2nd June 2011, 22:16
The thing is, comrades, your hands should ALREADY be dirty from working your crappy prole job. And you don't want to get that dirt in your mouth do you???
Hebrew Hammer
2nd June 2011, 22:39
The thing is, comrades, your hands should ALREADY be dirty from working your crappy prole job. And you don't want to get that dirt in your mouth do you???

Working a sheety job is no excuse for not washing your hands, cleanliness is next to proletarianess.
praxis1966
3rd June 2011, 02:35
I eat pizza with a fork, what? Do I want to get my hands dirty?

Dude, the whole point of folding it is so it's less messy. You get less sauce on your face and the grease runs out the back.
Sasha
3rd June 2011, 02:41
say what you want about steward but that was comedy gold....
Rusty Shackleford
4th June 2011, 06:36
apparently germans eat pizza with forks. at least the "classy" ones. eating without utensiles is "uncuvilized"
praxis1966
4th June 2011, 16:27
apparently germans eat pizza with forks. at least the "classy" ones. eating without utensiles is "uncuvilized"

They also wear leather shorts... 'Nough said.