Where will you be May 22?

[Le Libérer]

If you havent heard, the Rapture of the church has been predicted (http://judgementday2011.com/) to happen May 21 (tomorrow).
To quote:

May 21st Judgement Day is going to be the decisive day when Jesus returns for the Rapture. True believers will be brought to Heaven, and that will be the End of The World for the approximately 3,000,000 people will be saved, according to Harold Camping.
May 21st Judgement Day is just the Beginning of the End of Days

The remaining people on earth that are not saved by Jesus in the May 21 Rapture will be sentenced to 5 months of torment under the rule of Jesus during the End of Days. The End Times will cause anarchy, chaos, disasters, and the end of civilization as we know it. Everyone left on earth will be well aware that Jesus is Lord, but savior will not be an option after May 21 Doomsday.
My question is, what will you be doing the next day when the Lords children are taking up into the heavens?

Many have thought of the best place to position themselves for the best looting. Of course churches have the best AV gear if you are in need of some new equipment.

So where will you be and what will you be doing the day after the Rapture?
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[Le Libérer]

Just in case you were unsure of the scientific model behind this prediction, heres the break down.


What makes him so sure that this year, this date of May 21 2011, will in fact be the date of the Rapture?

The number 5 equals “atonement”, the number 10 equals “completeness”, and the number 17 equals “heaven”.
Christ hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year), the result is 722,449.
The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
51 + 722,449 = 722,500.
(5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.
Thus, Camping concludes that 5 × 10 × 17 is telling us a “story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we’re completely saved.”

[Zanthorus]

At home, drinking beer, not giving a shit about the rubbish that comes from the mouths of christian fundies.

[The Douche]

At work.

[danyboy27]

this is just stupid. But if god exist and is that petty, well i will be sipping free booze in a bar with my family.

[MortyMingledon]

I'll probably be busy getting tortured in hell :cool:

[GallowsBird]

I'm going to be in a wasteland being opressed and tormented by Jesus apparently! :lol:

[Vendetta]

Working, then going to the Rapture afterparty.

[F9]

i am having an exam, but its good to know that Anarchy is coming:cool:

[Le Libérer]

I considered taking old clothes and postioning them on the ground to look like their owners had been removed outside the front steps of a local fundie Baptist church.

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/raptureprankclothes.png

[F9]

:laugh::laugh: do it, do it, do it :laugh::laugh:

[Kamos]

I looked at the site. Based on the LOLpic-style pictures and the T-shirts, it is clear that nobody actually thinks this is serious.

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270911970_db35fdd4ca.jpg

[kitsune]

I saw something about Rapture Parties yesterday. I like the name they came up with for one of them: Countdown to Backpedaling.

[Sasha]

Flipping channels to see of some nutters did an mass suicide.

In reality its really said though, on dutch (evangelical but not crazy) tv they are following this US family
with really young kids who quit their jobs and everything to prepare for the rapture. their world is going to fall to bits coming sunday.

[danyboy27]

I dont believe in the apocalypse but there are still chances for a big cataclysm tomorow, and in an hour, and in a week, or a month, or a decade etcetc.

[Delenda Carthago]

I dont know about you guys, but I accept Jesus as my personal savior until the morning of 22th. You never know, right? You dont want to end in hell for all eternity for a lulz...

[Ele'ill]

Flipping channels to see of some nutters did an mass suicide.

In reality its really said though, on dutch (evangelical but not crazy) tv they are following this US family
with really young kids who quit their jobs and everything to prepare for the rapture. their world is going to fall to bits coming sunday.

Is it on youtube? I'd like to see this.

[Pirate Utopian]

Fighting off zombies. There will zombies in this apocalypse right?

[Garret]

Its funny how God follows a human made invention, time.

[Cody_2ZZ]

I'll probably be sinning.

[Red Future]

Its funny how God follows a human made invention, time.

:thumbup1:...I cant really put it any other way

[praxis1966]

I dont know about you guys, but I accept Jesus as my personal savior until the morning of 22th. You never know, right? You dont want to end in hell for all eternity for a lulz...

Pascal's Wager is a load of horse hockey.


Fighting off zombies. There will zombies in this apocalypse right?

Yes, according to the CDC.... No, really. http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Lastly...

http://www.writeonnewjersey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Judgment-Day-Billboard1.jpg

According to this billboard, the Bible guarantees that the Rapture will be tomorrow. My only question is considering that they've offered a guarantee, when it doesn't happen, do I get my fuckin' money back?

[Sasha]

Its funny how God follows a human made invention, time.

not only that, he is going to follow the time zones too.
So if our Australian comrades please could tell us if that shit went down I still have some time to start saying my hail mary's...

[Comrade J]

From an article on the BBC about US atheists holding rapture parties:


An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured. He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."


:lol: Perhaps he is taking advantage of their stupid beliefs, but the idea still made me laugh.

[SacRedMan]

The Bible says that nobody knows the date of Judgement Day, even the Son and the Mother, but only the Father.

[Ele'ill]

I want to see interviews with the people afterwards- I think that's extremely important.

[Kuppo Shakur]

Sunday is my birthday.:cool:

[danyboy27]

wait why everyone is focusing on sunday? its supposed to happen in saturday.

[Tablo]

Why does the world have to end the day after my birthday! D:

[Devrim]

In the pub watching the football. I wouldn't like the world to end with Fener being champions, so if it is the end do you think they could do it before the full time whistle.

Devrim

[caramelpence]

In the pub watching the football. I wouldn't like the world to end with Fener being champions, so if it is the end do you think they could do it before the full time whistle.

Devrim

You misunderstand! The actual end of the world won't happen until several months later - it's just that on the day of the rapture, the true believers will be saved.

[Devrim]

You misunderstand! The actual end of the world won't happen until several months later - it's just that on the day of the rapture, the true believers will be saved.

So presumably that won't have much effect on the title race in Turkey, but could have deep ramifications on the opening stages of next season's Champions league.

It does make me feel better though as I did the food shopping for the next two weeks yesterday, and wouldn't want it all to go to waste.

Devrim

[Wanted Man]

I've got a deadline tomorrow that I'll never make, so if they could get it over with early in the morning, that'd be just fine.

[Le Libérer]

So if our Australian comrades please could tell us if that shit went down I still have some time to start saying my hail mary's...
lol
Catholic boys are hot.

[piet11111]

Fighting off zombies. There will zombies in this apocalypse right?

There better be and not those running ZOOMbies but the slow ones :laugh:

But seriously i will be looking for news about religious wackjobs that offed themselves over this.

[Agent Ducky]

CotR, that is a BRILLIANT IDEA. I WANNA DO THAT NOW.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I will only know a few people who will still be here. We will band together and make our own little commune and we will try and repopulate the earth. So yeah I'll be getting laid :cool:

[Sasha]

Hey, but wait, if the rapture is tomorrow the anti-christ must already among us. Who is it? If they say obama i really think they give the guy too much credit, that's even more pathetic than that Nobel peace price he got.

[Le Libérer]

Hey, but wait, if the rapture is tomorrow the anti-christ must already among us. Who is it? If they say obama i really think they give the guy too much credit, that's even more pathetic than that Nobel peace price he got.

Of course its Obama. After all yesterday he announced Israel needs to give Palenstine their land back. If that aint the anti-christ, nothing is! :lol:

[The pizza crazed Anarchist]

My Birthday is on May 21st. When I first saw this crap a few months ago while in the subway, I just laughed and thought it was just an isolated group of a few people. I had no idea that is thing would get world wide attention.

[Magón]

I'm going to a party, and in fact is an End of the World party. So I'm probably going to be drunk or laying somewhere with a hangover.

[brigadista]

caught up in the rapture - the anita baker kind :):)

[Sasha]

Of course its Obama. After all yesterday he announced Israel needs to give Palenstine their land back. If that aint the anti-christ, nothing is! :lol:


good point that...

oh, and devrim, i heard this is going to involve cataclysmic worldwide earthquakes and shit from the get go, that doesn't bode well for the footy I'm afraid mate.

[Tablo]

Love how football takes priority over the apocalypse. :lol:

[Sasha]

"some say footbal is an matter of life and death...... but its fact way more important than that"

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

i only found out this morning so been frantically praying all day pretty much.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I'm going to a party, and in fact is an End of the World party. So I'm probably going to be drunk or laying somewhere with a hangover.
Funny thing is my friend has been planning a party for a while now for this weekend and then all of a sudden he heard about this and made it into a "end of the world" party, therefore making it way cooler. Now a lot more people are coming, which means more beer and more weed. Funny how people will find any reason to party. If it's an "end of the world" party that also means it's going to be like a giant orgy right?

[Tablo]

Funny thing is my friend has been planning a party for a while now for this weekend and then all of a sudden he heard about this and made it into a "end of the world" party, therefore making it way cooler. Now a lot more people are coming, which means more beer and more weed. Funny how people will find any reason to party. If it's an "end of the world" party that also means it's going to be like a giant orgy right?
Any reason to party is a good reason. ;)

[praxis1966]

Had to do it.

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[TwoSevensClash]

the people at family radio have to go to work. how much confidence do thy have in there prediction if they expect there workers to show up on the 22nd

[Johnny Kerosene]

If a bunch of Christians really do just disappear, I'm going to commit as many mortal sins as possible in the time between rapture and the end of the world. And if I commit everyone, I'll go back and do the ones that were the most fun over again.

[Princess Luna]

Me and Jesus will be getting shit faced in heaven, while you wicked sinners burn in the lake of fire!

[Le Libérer]

Oh shot! Did Jesus come? Torandos touched down all around me its dark and our electricity is out! Maybe I should run downstairs to see if my roomie is here!

Side note not only the natural catastrophies but its suppose to get so bad people will try to kill themselves and wont die.

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[Pirate Utopian]

Can't the apocalypse happen later though. I wanna finish LA Noire first.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

Can't the apocalypse happen later though. I wanna finish LA Noire first.

can't wait to play that man, hope they have it in hell.

[Pirate Utopian]

It's really cool. Dont expect a GTA though. But it's still really fun in a completely different way.

[RedAnarchist]

It's half five here in the UK. See you at 6.01pm!:lol:

[Agent Ducky]

Why does the world have to end the day after my birthday! D:

Happy belated birthday then.

[Bright Banana Beard]

OMG, it is hot outside and the beach are high tide. The world is coming to the end!!!!

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[piet11111]

The current lack of zombies is disappointing i for one am not amused.

[Magón]

I'm all excited! I got my "Thank God I'm an Atheist" T-shirt on, which I bought off the internet awhile ago. I got my last six-pack of beer still cooling in my fridge, and I've got everything else I need to party at 6.

This is gonna be the best apocalypse EVER!!!!

[piet11111]

:( i am already through all my beer :crying:

[Zanthorus]

Nearly 9 pm here and no apocalypse. I think it's safe to say we're fine.

[Tablo]

Still got another 3 hours here. Bet you guys the apocalypse starts in the bible belt. :cool:

[Wanted Man]

I've got a deadline tomorrow that I'll never make, so if they could get it over with early in the morning, that'd be just fine.

Well, after some time, I figured that we'll probably still be here tomorrow, so I went with the next best option: hand in a half-assed "concept version" and continue the work later... Much later.

[F9]

damn, i just noticed its 22. no anarchy?:crying:

[Sasha]

Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

[Sasha]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/demotivational-posters-its-not-over-yet-kids.jpg

[Red Commissar]

For lulz, my friends and I for our weekly crappy film viewings watched Left Behind today in recognition of this. Oh the humor.

Made me remember too, the anti-christ was the General-Secretary of the UN using it as NWO tool, and he was from Romania (commie). Oh, did I mention he was birthed through "genetic engineering" and artificial insemination (planned parenthood?) too? Shit, it was like watching a teabagger conspiracy theory come true. Comedy gold.

[Devrim]

I suppose that they are a bit disappointed now. Probably not as much as Birmingham City supporters though. One would imagine that they saw the end of the world as a way to save them from relegation.

Devrim

[Blackscare]

May 21st Judgement Day is going to be the decisive day when Jesus returns for the Rapture. True believers will be brought to Heaven, and that will be the End of The World for the approximately 3,000,000 people will be saved, according to Harold Camping.
May 21st Judgement Day is just the Beginning of the End of Days

The remaining people on earth that are not saved by Jesus in the May 21 Rapture will be sentenced to 5 months of torment under the rule of Jesus during the End of Days. The End Times will cause anarchy, chaos, disasters, and the end of civilization as we know it. Everyone left on earth will be well aware that Jesus is Lord, but savior will not be an option after May 21 Doomsday.


Is there any other individual group that is more smug and arrogant than Christians? It really seems like the cult of exclusion, for all their faux compassionate rhetoric.

[human strike]

Where was I? I believe I was high on a combination of class A and B drugs and in bed with a girl I am so not married to. No surprises I'm still here then...

[praxis1966]

Is there any other individual group that is more smug and arrogant than Christians? It really seems like the cult of exclusion, for all their faux compassionate rhetoric.

If you think American Evangelicals are bad, you should check out the Calvinists and their predestination doctrine. It's so exclusive it's basically self defeating.

[SacRedMan]

The fools keep coming!!
http://gdpit.com/avatars_pictures/animated/gdpit_com_96762789_502.gif

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Any reason to party is a good reason. ;)
Yeah, the day after the world was supposed to end we had another huge party. A "Yay, we're still alive" party :lol:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Oh and if you haven't heard Camping said he miscalculated, it all starts in October this year. This guy is trying to make as much money as he can before he dies isn't he? Whatever, more excuses to party!

[Red Commissar]

Oh and if you haven't heard Camping said he miscalculated, it all starts in October this year. This guy is trying to make as much money as he can before he dies isn't he? Whatever, more excuses to party!

No, I think the October date was always there- that's the actual "end" days, what he miscalculated according to him was the rapture itself.

Spanish billboards interestingly were the only ones to distinguish that:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2A-qlRxWvQc/TMOOIsLAWBI/AAAAAAAAAR8/W4QrAEMeAKs/s1600/Misc+056.jpg

His "update" is that the "physical rapture" will coincide with the end of the world. We'll just laugh at him harder then.