Originally posted by
[email protected] 2 2003, 03:05 PM
Personality cults are for egotistical idiots. Who cares who the President/PM is as long as they can govern the country correctly
Well lets take the average North Korean.
Get up 4 am
Leave housing accommodations 4:25AM
On the way to work what does he see? ON every street corner Kim Jong Ils fat ass giving tips to nuclear physicists on how to make the bomb go boom.
7AM
--Newsflash--
A little girl accidentally walked out into a street and was hit by a motorist. Kim Jong Il was the first on the scene and promptly treated the injured girl.
9AM Coffee break (Yeah they probably don’t do this)
He heads to a small break room, on the way he sees a picture of Kim Jong Il drinking coffee, provided by "Kim Jong Il inc.".
12:15PM He finishes lunch early, he has time for a small walk. On the way out he sees Kim Jong ils fatass in a jogging suit with a walkman.
12:20PM He starts to head back. What does he see? A 50foot tall statue of Kim Il Sung. On the way back he hears loud speakers encouraging hard work.
3PM He is reassigned to work on industrial maintenance He receives a manual authored by Kim Jong IL and is expected to finish it asap.
4PM Finally he goes home. On the way home he sees all of these pictures of Kim Jong IL. "Wait, why am I starving while that man gets fatter by the day?" He mutters this out loud and shocks a few people.
4:01PM Arrested. Never seen again.
If you want to talk about cult worshiped then you should also know that Kim il is worshiped by some North Koreans as a God. Is that Communism?