What is the Judgment Day thing about?

[The Man]

There are signs saying all over New York City that say 'May 21st, Judgment day, end of the world'

What's this shenanigans about?

[hatzel]

Judgement Day is coming, of course. Y'all gonna get judged right nice! :)

[Comrade J]

Whatever it is, no doubt Simon fucking Cowell is gonna be on the panel.

[tm315]

1. May 21st at 6 PM. How do we get it ? A lot of ways. The easiest to understand ? We use the time that Noah's flood hit, which was 4990 BC on the 17th Day of the 2nd Month. It's been 7000 years since the flood. One day is like a thousand years to God. God gave Noah 7 days to get into the Ark. 7 Days = 7000 years. We are to apply the 1=1,000 when talking about the return of the Lord from the time of the flood. (2 Peter 3). The 17th Day on the 2nd month in the Hebrew/Jewish calendar converts to May 21st this year.

2. How will it work ? Believe it or not, by time zones. Furthest most East point to the furthest most West point. Starting in the Line Islands at 6 PM and ending in the last time zone which is maybe American Samoa or something. (Matthew 24:37). The Earthquake will hit there first (Revelation 16:18), and then the Earthquake will go from nation to nation (Jeremiah 25:32). This Earthquake will be so strong it will open the graves from the cemeteries and the ground. There are also many verses in Revelation that mention people standing afar off in other places and being able to see the destruction and going in "One Hour" is our Judgement coming as well. The "One Hour" being a reference to the Judgement going by time zones as well. (Revelation 18:10, 18:17, 18:19).

3. The saved will be Raptured up to Heaven, starting with those who are dead. (Thessalonians 4: 15-17). The ones who are not saved will be left behind, and will stay on Earth for 5 months (Revelation 9:5, 9:10 confirms the 5 months). When the 5 months are over, God will destroy the universe with fire. (2 Peter 3:10-12). Deuteronomy 28 talks about what it will be like in those 5 months.

4. You can be saved by reading the Bible. Nothing else. It will not guarantee it, but that is how you become saved if you were chosen to be. Under the hearing of the Word. None of our works matter. God did all of the work for the elect already. That's why I implore people here...by now you know that I'm not trolling, I could care less if you post in this topic or "take the bait" as I'm sure many people are thinking, but seriously, even if you think I'm some nut wack-job who sits around all day being crazy...you still need to read the Bible. How about...JUST IN CASE ? You never know, you could be saved simply by reading a verse online. IF May 21st happens and you are not saved, it's not your fault, you simply were never chosen. Anyone here could possibly be one of God's elect. We have no way of knowing.

This is a copy/paste; I don't believe in any of this.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

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4. You can be saved by reading the Bible. Nothing else. It will not guarantee it, but that is how you become saved if you were chosen to be. Under the hearing of the Word. None of our works matter. God did all of the work for the elect already. That's why I implore people here...by now you know that I'm not trolling, I could care less if you post in this topic or "take the bait" as I'm sure many people are thinking, but seriously, even if you think I'm some nut wack-job who sits around all day being crazy...you still need to read the Bible. How about...JUST IN CASE ? You never know, you could be saved simply by reading a verse online. IF May 21st happens and you are not saved, it's not your fault, you simply were never chosen. Anyone here could possibly be one of God's elect. We have no way of knowing.


They've left themselves wiggle room. If the "Rapture" comes and someone isn't "saved", well, that's up to "God". If (for some strange unfathomable reason) nothing happens after 21 May and the world doesn't end, they could say that this was a ploy to get more people to read the bible. Win/win all around.

Be interesting to see what happens on the 22nd. On the positive side it is good for some laughs, and it further embarrasses the Xtian fundi movement.

In 19th century America there were the Millerites, based on the teachings of a Vermont farmer, who lived in New York, who predicted the end of the world sometime in the 1840s. Tens of thousands of people moved to an area of western New York State awaiting this. When it didn't happen, Miller surprisingly wasn't discredited but his followers kept moving up the date. Eventually the Mormons as well as a bunch of other religions came out of this.Unfortunately the current batch of apocalyptic religionists seem to lack the creativity of their 19th century spiritual ancestors.



This is a copy/paste; I don't believe in any of this.

That's a relief, I was getting worried there for a minute. After 22 May, whenever, are there any chances these people could link up w/the jucheists.?Maybe we'll have the May 21 Songon Movement. Praise the Lord and the DPRK Army!

[Red Future]

You have all been deceived by the Divine strategy of Joseph Smith/Jehovah

Praise the Lord and the DPRK Army!

Juchist church sounds like my kind of Church

[Inquisitive Lurker]

Technically only 144,000 will be saved (rapture preachers ignore this and swear that their entire flocks will be saved). 144,000 is going to leave a lot of Bible-bangers staying behind looking very silly. All that devotion and they're going to Hell because there's only room for 144,000.

[Comrade J]

Technically only 144,000 will be saved (rapture preachers ignore this and swear that their entire flocks will be saved). 144,000 is going to leave a lot of Bible-bangers staying behind looking very silly. All that devotion and they're going to Hell because there's only room for 144,000.

Out of 4 billion, only 144,000!

[Inquisitive Lurker]

Out of 4 billion, only 144,000!
Just as a fact check, there are only 2.3 billion Christians in the world.

[Comrade J]

Hahaha, just made up a number tbh. Though I am relieved it is less than 4 billion.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Out of 4 billion, only 144,000!
Shouldn't that be 6.75 billion?

Hey, even RevLeft has better odds. Out of 29,000 only 1,900!

[agnixie]

Out of 4 billion, only 144,000!

All of them male virgins. Yaoi fangirls rejoice.

[Ocean Seal]

1. May 21st at 6 PM. How do we get it ? A lot of ways. The easiest to understand ? We use the time that Noah's flood hit, which was 4990 BC on the 17th Day of the 2nd Month. It's been 7000 years since the flood. One day is like a thousand years to God. God gave Noah 7 days to get into the Ark. 7 Days = 7000 years. We are to apply the 1=1,000 when talking about the return of the Lord from the time of the flood. (2 Peter 3). The 17th Day on the 2nd month in the Hebrew/Jewish calendar converts to May 21st this year.

2. How will it work ? Believe it or not, by time zones. Furthest most East point to the furthest most West point. Starting in the Line Islands at 6 PM and ending in the last time zone which is maybe American Samoa or something. (Matthew 24:37). The Earthquake will hit there first (Revelation 16:18), and then the Earthquake will go from nation to nation (Jeremiah 25:32). This Earthquake will be so strong it will open the graves from the cemeteries and the ground. There are also many verses in Revelation that mention people standing afar off in other places and being able to see the destruction and going in "One Hour" is our Judgement coming as well. The "One Hour" being a reference to the Judgement going by time zones as well. (Revelation 18:10, 18:17, 18:19).

3. The saved will be Raptured up to Heaven, starting with those who are dead. (Thessalonians 4: 15-17). The ones who are not saved will be left behind, and will stay on Earth for 5 months (Revelation 9:5, 9:10 confirms the 5 months). When the 5 months are over, God will destroy the universe with fire. (2 Peter 3:10-12). Deuteronomy 28 talks about what it will be like in those 5 months.

4. You can be saved by reading the Bible. Nothing else. It will not guarantee it, but that is how you become saved if you were chosen to be. Under the hearing of the Word. None of our works matter. God did all of the work for the elect already. That's why I implore people here...by now you know that I'm not trolling, I could care less if you post in this topic or "take the bait" as I'm sure many people are thinking, but seriously, even if you think I'm some nut wack-job who sits around all day being crazy...you still need to read the Bible. How about...JUST IN CASE ? You never know, you could be saved simply by reading a verse online. IF May 21st happens and you are not saved, it's not your fault, you simply were never chosen. Anyone here could possibly be one of God's elect. We have no way of knowing.

This is a copy/paste; I don't believe in any of this.

You know for fundamentalists, I have to say that this is a pretty liberal interpretation of the Bible. I guess even the fundamentalists have thrown literalism out.

[Astarte]

"Judgement Day" essentially would be the dialectical equal and opposite of the "Big Bang".

Hermes Tristmegistus said: "At the end of the world heaven and earth must be joined together, which is the philosophical word." - Essentially it means the interpenetration of the worlds of material and mind. It shoudln't mean much to Marxist-Leninists, best to just ignore it.

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Oh! I didn't see you were specifically talking about the May 21 thing, that is just what some fundamentalist sect is propagating, some good old boy that goes by the name Harold Camping - he also really likes to say that on Judgement Day all the dead bodies of the non-elect will be thrown from their graves onto the surface of the world to be "shamed in the eyes of God". Really morbid dude honestly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping#Philosophy_and_teachings

[Revolution starts with U]

If I was baptized but I no longer believe, do I get to go?! :confused:

[x371322]

Anyone else maxing out their credit cards?

[Inquisitive Lurker]

If I was baptized but I no longer believe, do I get to go?! :confused:
You know if you go with a literal interpretation of that passage in Revelations, only members of the 12 tribes of Israel get to go. 12,000 * 12 = 144,000. So technically that means only Messianic Jews get to go.

[Astarte]

You know if you go with a literal interpretation of that passage in Revelations, only members of the 12 tribes of Israel get to go. 12,000 * 12 = 144,000. So technically that means only Messianic Jews get to go.

Christians actually believe in something called the "New Covenant", in other words, the 144,000 elect do not have to be Jewish, they easily could have been from a lineage of Jews that converted to Christianity early on. At least that is how modern fundamentalist Christianity would explain it.

[Inquisitive Lurker]

Christians actually believe in something called the "New Covenant", in other words, the 144,000 elect do not have to be Jewish, they easily could have been from a lineage of Jews that converted to Christianity early on. At least that is how modern fundamentalist Christianity would explain it.

If you told a fundamentalist they were descended from a Semite they'd punch you in the mouth.

There is also a theological school of thought which holds that Americans are God's real chosen people. I can't remember the logic they used though, nor what it was called. But many fundamentalist denominations subscribe to this theology.

[Astarte]

If you told a fundamentalist they were descended from a Semite they'd punch you in the mouth.

There is also a theological school of thought which holds that Americans are God's real chosen people. I can't remember the logic they used though, nor what it was called. But many fundamentalist denominations subscribe to this theology.

None the less, many fundy Christians do somehow believe themselves to be "part of the elect" i.e. the 144,000 - even Reformation sects like the Calvinists did this.

[agnixie]

If you told a fundamentalist they were descended from a Semite they'd punch you in the mouth.

There is also a theological school of thought which holds that Americans are God's real chosen people. I can't remember the logic they used though, nor what it was called. But many fundamentalist denominations subscribe to this theology.

A lot of the self-same fundies think they are, in fact, the true "perfected" jews, while the semites are evil/lost/evil and lost. It's sort of a weird blind spot.

[Sir Comradical]

Judgment day cometh, conquer, it's war. Allow us to escape hell glow spinning bomb. Pocket full of shells out the sky Golden Arms. Tune spit the shitty Mortal Kombat sound. The fateful step make, the blood stain the ground

[Sasha]

put it on full screen with the sound on 11!
judgement is near you heaten modafuckahs!!!
5 more days and its toasting in hell...

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http://www.may-212011.com/

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

[Sasha]

on a slightly less ridiculing note:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-preacher-warns-end-of-the-world-is-nigh-21-may-around-6pm-to-be-precise-2254139.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1363837/Doomsday-campers-Project-Caravan-say-world-end-May-21.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping

[Ele'ill]

I don't care for judgement day- the authority of the judges is irrelevant to my existence.

[Inquisitive Lurker]

I don't care for judgement day- the authority of the judges is irrelevant to my existence.
Wait for your first trial, judges become very relevant.

[Inquisitive Lurker]

They interviewed the main nut-job, I mean, man of God, who is behind this movement on the BBC World Service yesterday. He explained what was going to happen with the earthquake. They pointed out to him that he predicted the same thing would happen back in 1994, and it didn't, and he said he just miscalculated. The interviewer asked him if they could interview him on May 22nd if it doesn't happen. The nut-job, I mean, preacher refused, saying that it is 100% going to happen.

So, my question is this. If I, or anyone else, engages in reckless behavior under the assumption that the world is going to end, and it doesn't, could they sue this guy and make him pay off their credit cards for example?

(If I was the interviewer, I would have asked the nut-job, I mean religious leader if I could have all his money since he won't be needing it.)

[hatzel]

I just noticed this is the day before my exam. I don't know if I should even bother revising...:rolleyes:

[Sasha]

Heard about this brilliant scam where this US guys offer an "we will come and take care of your pets for you after the rapture happend"?
It's brilliant in its simplicity, the evangelicals have to pay 125 dollars or something and the guys sign an contract that if the rapture happens and the Christians are taken to heaven they will give their pets an good life until the world ends, not surprisingly there are actually enough idiots who fall for it and don't see the vast amount of problem with the arrangement, theobvious one being the fact that people who guarantee that they won't be taken up in the rapture themselves might not be the most thrust worthy to begin with.

[Agent Ducky]

I was pondering judgement day today, and I though of this:
What if every person on the whole planet has misinterpreted what they need to do to be "saved," and judgement day has already happened, just nobody got saved because everyone was doing it wrong. So we're all still here waiting for a "judgement day" that already happened, but nobody noticed it.

Also, reminded me of this bumper sticker:
http://www.bumperart.com/ProductImages/2004011402_Display-35.gif
LOOTING.

[Die Rote Fahne]

1:14 am here.

Jesus has yet to show up...I am rather disappointed...no post-rapture looting for me...

[Magón]

1:14 am here.

Jesus has yet to show up...I am rather disappointed...no post-rapture looting for me...

It's supposed to start up Saturday evening. I think the people said either 4PM EST, or 6PM EST?

Either way, you'll have your post-rapture looting. . . maybe. :D

[Revolution starts with U]

I was hoping for some pre-rapture looting.... bunch of wimps out here :laugh:

[hatzel]

See you guys on the other side!

[Revolution starts with U]

Idk Rabbi... have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

See you when we're serving in the armies of the anti-christ :D

[Tablo]

I don't know about you guys, but I like this crazy judgement day shit. I think it's fucking hilarious. :lol:

[hatzel]

Idk Rabbi... have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Here's a story: when I was spending a week living on the street - because that's how well organised my holidays generally are - these Christian types invited me to their church thing, with promises of free coffee and food afterwards. Score! Turns out it was one of those 'charismatic' churches, with Christian rock bands and clapping and so on. Anyway, at the end the guy was like 'aaaaah, stand up if you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, join me in standing up!' and I felt kinda bad for being the only guy in the whole place who still had his butt firmly planted on his chair :rolleyes:

[MaximMK]

I think i saw jesus just outside now giving an interview

[Property Is Robbery]

So when is the rapture going to start?

[MaximMK]

They are still getting gasoline i think they will burn us all at around six.

This is so ridiculous.

[Tablo]

6 Pm? Where did they decide that time? Fucking christians.

[Per Levy]

wait its the end of the world again? im only 27 and i how ofton should the world have ended by now?

[Per Levy]

6 Pm? Where did they decide that time?

they probally wanted to sleep long and nicely and then do some of their favourite things before the world ends. i mean it would be inconvenient if the world ends at 3 am when everyone is still asleep, at least in their part of the world.

[Rooster]

Anyone else maxing out their credit cards?

Too late for me :(

[Inquisitive Lurker]

6 Pm? Where did they decide that time? Fucking christians.

Is that with or without daylight savings time?

[Inquisitive Lurker]

OK, the time has come. It is well past 6pm in Figi and Siberia. The earthquake should hit Nepal and central Russia any time now. It should be going on right now!

[Viet Minh]

Technically only 144,000 will be saved (rapture preachers ignore this and swear that their entire flocks will be saved). 144,000 is going to leave a lot of Bible-bangers staying behind looking very silly. All that devotion and they're going to Hell because there's only room for 144,000.

The Greek Orthodox Church of Jerusalem were right all along! :)



List of Christian denominations by number of members
Largest denominations in the world
Eastern Orthodoxy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Orthodox_Churches) - 230 million

Autocephalous churches [...]

Cypriot Orthodox Church (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cypriot_Orthodox_Church) - 0.7 million
Greek Orthodox Church of Jerusalem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_Orthodox_Church_of_Jerusalem) - 0.14 million
Czech and Slovak Orthodox Church (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czech_and_Slovak_Orthodox_Church) - 0.07 million

[LostDesperado]

I find this all to be great for laughter. Religious folks make great comedians.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Is this 6 PM GMT? The bible was written thousands of years before GMT or even the concept of time zones existed. Where I am it looks like I have 5 more hours left! How should I spent the time? Looks like I have an existential dilemma here!

Tick tick tick.

BTW Engels has an interesting analysis of the Book of Revelations. "666" was supposed to be the Emperor Nero

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/subject/religion/book-revelations.htm

[hatzel]

The Greek Orthodox Church of Jerusalem were right all along! :)

Oh, I knew it all along! :lol:

So how's everybody enjoying their final hours?

[xub3rn00dlex]

Oh, I knew it all along! :lol:

So how's everybody enjoying their final hours?

Eating burgers and browsing revleft haha. Got a little over 3 hours left over here. NYC is awfully peaceful for an end of the world scenario. No chaos :[

[brigadista]

fell asleep and now its 8.10pm - what happened to god?

[xub3rn00dlex]

fell asleep and now its 8.10pm - what happened to god?

S/He stayed invisible! :O The commies must've scared him/her!

[JerryBiscoTrey]

In 19th century America there were the Millerites, based on the teachings of a Vermont farmer, who lived in New York, who predicted the end of the world sometime in the 1840s. Tens of thousands of people moved to an area of western New York State awaiting this. When it didn't happen, Miller surprisingly wasn't discredited but his followers kept moving up the date.


Isnt that how the Seventh Day Adventist Church started?

[☭The Revolution☭]

It is the day when Skynet takes over the world by infecting itself though all internet terminals and launches nuclear weapons against humanity. Most humans will be killed off but John Conner will survive and lead the Communist Revolution against the evil capitalist machines.

[Blake's Baby]

Have we worked out yet whether God is on GMT, BST, EST (withor without Daylight Saving), Jerusalem time or what? It's like 9.30pm here and nothing has exploded yet. What's supposed to be happening?

[Red Future]

Fundies... I am dissapoint

[Tjis]

Have we worked out yet whether God is on GMT, BST, EST (withor without Daylight Saving), Jerusalem time or what? It's like 9.30pm here and nothing has exploded yet. What's supposed to be happening?

If I recall correctly, it was supposed to actually follow the timezones in order to hit each one with a big earthquake at 6 pm local time. That would have been interesting to witness at timezone boundaries.

[hatzel]

...so are we saying this didn't happen? The hour has passed, and nothing? Should I...dismantle my cardboard box fort now, then?

[Rooster]

Is this 6 PM GMT? The bible was written thousands of years before GMT or even the concept of time zones existed.

I'm not sure how true that is. There has always been a 6pm at Greenich just as long as the Earth rotated. The part of the bible that talks about all this is Revelations, which was written a long time after Christ (the first century? Someone correct me?) The Sumerians, I believe, divided the day into 24 hours and, I think, a Greek a worked out time zones vis a vis working out place of the earth using co-ordinates based on the rising and setting of stars. There by creating an early atlas of sorts.

[Inquisitive Lurker]

BTW Engels has an interesting analysis of the Book of Revelations. "666" was supposed to be the Emperor Nero


Yeah, him and about a thousand other biblical scholars. It's a well known fact. Very old news.

Early Latin Bibles gave the number as 616, because the Latin version of Nero's name added up that way.

[Inquisitive Lurker]

Have we worked out yet whether God is on GMT, BST, EST (withor without Daylight Saving), Jerusalem time or what? It's like 9.30pm here and nothing has exploded yet. What's supposed to be happening?
You didn't listen to the nut-job close enough. It's an earthquake that will roll around the world, hitting everywhere at 6pm LOCAL time.

[Property Is Robbery]

I really wish the rapture would happen

[Rooster]

Back in my acting days, I was involved with a film that dealt with the rapture. It was the worst thing I have ever been involved in. I played a priest with my regional accent. I cringed hard on the inside reading those words. I'm thankful that no one ever saw it. But the guy who wrote and directed it was/is a complete cretin. I'd be more than glad if those people got taken away to the some happy after life farm where they can be looked after. The director and I got into an argument about evolution so I brought in a heap of books on the subject, went over it with a fine toothed comb, explained it to him in simple terms, but alas no. He just would not listen. It wasn't even just on religion that he wouldn't budge, but on a variety of topics that he was no expert on (such as lighting a scene or using a camera).

[Octavian]

HOLY SHIT MAN, Heaven is so great. Taps of infinite drink and those materializers like in star trek. Karl Marx is here too and he still insists we didn't interpret his work right but that doesn't matter anymore.

[xub3rn00dlex]

HOLY SHIT MAN, Heaven is so great. Taps of infinite drink and those materializers like in star trek. Karl Marx is here too and he still insists we didn't interpret his work right but that doesn't matter anymore.

What?! Karl Marx is definitely in hell! I mean, he's the whole reason the west had to fight those evil commies! If it wasn't for Marx, then the US empire would've ruled the whole world by now! How dare he stand in the way with his scribbled nonsense! ( This is sarcasm, do not take any of this seriously... I know that sometimes this tends to be a problem lol )

[Sasha]

Marx is in heaven because it turns out the Muslims where right.
long live the eternal atheist muslim communist kaliphate!

[Inquisitive Lurker]

The Nut-Job sent a farewell note to his organization and then vanished. Personally, I hope he's going to commit suicide when it doesn't happen.


http://i.cdn.turner.com/money/2011/images/05/18/Harold_Camping.pdf

[W1N5T0N]

there have been about 8 or 9 of these since the middle ages...just another cheap advertising trick of the church! remember, the church is just a big 'ol corporation tryin to make money.

[Inquisitive Lurker]

there have been about 8 or 9 of these since the middle ages...just another cheap advertising trick of the church! remember, the church is just a big 'ol corporation tryin to make money.

They went on too big of an advertising campaign with this one. Bigger than any one before it. It's on all the media outlets, even the BBC. He's given too many interviews saying THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN!

He (assuming he doesn't kill himself like I hope) and his organization are going to be mocked silly. There's nothing the media doesn't love more than building something up only to smash it down (hence celebrity media).

He will never show his face again. He'll never dare another broadcast. His radio empire won't accept one more incoming call. Not for a long long time.

His farewell letter is filled with references that he is leaving never to return again.


P.S. I can say all this now because it's after 7pm here, and even taking daylight savings time into account, it didn't happen.

[Per Levy]

well the world is still there, and pretty much all of us humans are still here as well. mmh now i need to wait till next year for the end of the world, dont fail me aztecs.

[Metacomet]

Seriously disappointed.

I was all set to get my loot on.

[Inquisitive Lurker]

well the world is still there, and pretty much all of us humans are still here as well. mmh now i need to wait till next year for the end of the world, dont fail me aztecs.
Mayans

And don't get me started on how bullshit that is. It's an odometer rolling over! It's happened 5 times before! It means nothing!

[xub3rn00dlex]

Seriously disappointed.

I was all set to get my loot on.

Haha. You'll get your chance in a year and a half! I don't think I'd know where to start looting... maybe urinating in the bank vault would be my first stop... followed by the hoarding of twinkies and cupcakes... oh, and don't forget oreos... mmmmmm.

[Agent Ducky]

It's exacly 6:00 PM pacific time as I am typing this. NOTHING.

Dammit, I was ready for looting and anarchy and shit! RAGE.

[Ele'ill]

Wait for your first trial, judges become very relevant.

They never have.

[mikelepore]

I floated up into the sky yesterday, but when they found out that I still owe the mortgage company $110,000 they told me that I had to float back down here and work on that for a while longer.

[Tablo]

Looks like all of humanity is too sinful to go to heaven. Yet another judgement day passes without an impact.

[Nolan]

welp.

[Red Future]

Hahaha!! there is now an Athiest party after the Rapture

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641

[brigadista]

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[Viet Minh]

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Hahaha!! there is now an Athiest party after the Rapture

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

We need to memeify this guy!

http://memegenerator.net/imageboard/thread/5833

[MaximMK]

xD best video i wish they would all really disappear.

[Sasha]

some believers speaking out post-non materialized rapture: http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/christian-movement-eats-last-meals-says-goodbye-preparing-for-end-of-days-on-saturday/2011/05/21/AFD01J8G_story.html

[☭The Revolution☭]

Don't you wish you could close christianity like you can close a thread?

[MaximMK]

Not just Christianity but every religion and stupid belief from horoscope to Christianity

[Bronco]

You'll all be glad to hear that Harold Camping miscalculated, and we actually have 5 more months (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796) until Judgement Day

[hatzel]

Don't you wish you could close christianity like you can close a thread?

And it's posts like this which make me very happy this thread's so easy to close...

[Inquisitive Lurker]

You'll all be glad to hear that Harold Camping miscalculated, and we actually have 5 more months (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796) until Judgement Day
I'm severely disappointed he didn't commit suicide. :(

Ah well, now we just have to go through the October 21st bullshit, and then deal with the Mayan bullshit. Hopefully after that people will be quiet for a while.

[Tjis]

What the hell, doesn't he ever give up? In 5 more months, will he once again claim that he miscalculated?
Well, at least his credibility is gone now... hopefully.

[Viet Minh]

What the hell, doesn't he ever give up? In 5 more months, will he once again claim that he miscalculated?
Well, at least his credibility is gone now... hopefully.

As much credibility as you can get from preaching the end of the World..
http://blog.oratoiredulouvre.fr/wp-content/fichiers-recus/Philippulus.jpg
*Sorry I couldn't find this in English

[Die Rote Fahne]

Apparently the "physical" rapture is October 21...still hopes for some post-rapture looting :)

[Sasha]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/epic-win-photos-post-rapture-billboard-win.jpg

[Inquisitive Lurker]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/epic-win-photos-post-rapture-billboard-win.jpg

Is this real or photoshop?

[tradeunionsupporter]

This is a good topic.