its 6 am and my stomach feels like the russian countryside after the civil war

[the last donut of the night]

holy shit there is no god, and if there is one, he's forsaken me

[Triple A]

Many people have woke up and said:
Ill never drink again

[El Rojo]

until next time of course.

[Agent Ducky]

Beautiful analogy. :laugh:

[Tablo]

Many people have woke up and said:
Ill never drink again
Lol, I say that everyday. xP

[agnixie]

That's why you drink equal parts water next time. It's magic, no hangover.

That said my sympathies, the analogy is apt.

[Johnny Kerosene]

Getting a hangover is half the fun of drinking.

[praxis1966]

As far as I'm concerned, if you don't get a hangover then you're doing it wrong.

[Os Cangaceiros]

I've had some terrible hangovers. I remember the worst, though: I woke up at my parent's house with a cracking headache + nausea, with my head rested on a pillow soaked with vomit. I had no recollection at all of walking home*. I then went outside and threw up off the front porch. Then, about half an hour later, I threw up again, and again. Then later we drove into town, and I had to pull over and hurl over a guardrail.

It wasn't a good day for me.

*It was later related to me that I was practically carried home, babbling incoherently the whole time. But I don't remember that, so it never happened.

[the last donut of the night]

why is everyone assuming this is a drunk thread

i just had a tummyache

[Jazzratt]

why is everyone assuming this is a drunk thread

i just had a tummyache It is now a drunk thread, fuck your tummyache :lol:.

I am reminded of the time I woke up in my room having alienated all my friends at a party and then walked across town drunk to get home. That was among the worst mornings I've had since it commenced with me vomiting on my own face (well, I was pointing upwards so the fact it ended up on my face is all gravity's fault) and improved little from there.

[Ele'ill]

There's nothing quite like bumbling your way through a ten hour shift the morning following heavy drinking and being questioned as to why you smell like beer and having to explain how you have beer all over your shirt and pants because you were really drunk and spilled it then fell asleep in your clothes. But hey, we've discovered caffeine, right?

[Comrade J]

My worse drunken experience was a few years ago when my flatmate and I (who had only met a few weeks before) went on our first daytime pissup at the pub, drinking from about midday til 5 pm ish. We then caught the bus home, irritating everyone on there and got home and went to bed! :lol: Bad move - I woke up at like, 10-11 pm, wide awake but with a splitting hangover. A hangover is so much worse at night time. I could hardly walk it was so bad. Though on saying that, it's one of about 3 hangovers I have had in my life, I rarely drink and even when I do I rarely get them. :p

Also another time at a party when I was 16 and drank half a huge bottle of Jack Daniels, some random spirits I was offered and then smoked a hefty joint. Then there commenced a vomfest too graphic to even write about.