Chambered Word
5th May 2011, 15:22
So I cut English class first period today, and naturally my name showed up on the absentee sheets by last period. By then I had this relief teacher who usually works at my school. Dude seems perfectly normal, one of those nice old man types. As he's reading the sheet he says '[my name], why are you on this list, did you come to school late?'. I paused for a moment and said oh yes, I did, then he tells me 'well you should have gotten a late note then'. I just nodded and looked away. Then he says 'you're a naughty boy' in some fucking bondage freak voice and I'm trying not to explode with laughter until I look at my friend next to me and just crack up. 'What are you?' '...a naughty boy' I answered, still trying to contain myself. As if it wasn't enough, he then starts going 'a naughty boy...a naughty boy' in this I'm-going-to-penetrate-you voice before he asks me to take the sheets up. He's acting really patronizing about it by now, like 'you can manage that can't you' and I just replied 'oh no, you'll have to get somebody else to help me out' and laughed as I walked out the door. What the fuck lol, does this guy secretly gain pleasure from trying to belittle students or something?