Fuck you, Sprite.

[Nolan]

I just opened a 12 can pack of Sprite I bought earlier and there's a can with no pop in it and a large dent in the side. The seal on the can is not broken and I just opened the box now. No sign of leakage.

Explain.

[Lord Testicles]

All the sprite leaked out of it before you purchased it?

[Magón]

Aliens are the most logical.

[Nolan]

All the sprite leaked out of it before you purchased it?

There's no hole in it and nothing is sticky or anything like that.

[Tablo]

I think Nin is right. Gotta be them aliens then.

[Black Sheep]

Trotskyist aliens.

[Rafiq]

Someone probably already drank it

[El Chuncho]

Sprite only exists if you truly believe it does in your heart. Your faith was weak...

[RedAnarchist]

A thirsty worker drank the contents before sealing up the can, whilst laughing to his or her self about a future event in which a consumer of Sprite buys a 12 pack only to to find that it is in reality, only a 11 pack?

[Dr Mindbender]

Probably a fault in the production line?

[JazzRemington]

I just opened a 12 can pack of Sprite I bought earlier and there's a can with no pop in it and a large dent in the side. The seal on the can is not broken and I just opened the box now. No sign of leakage.

Explain.

Once in a great while I'll have a can of pop that's still sealed tight but not carbonated. As for your situation, it was probably a manufacturing error. I once saw a loaf of sandwich bread in a hotdog bun wrapper.

[Jack]

Probably a fault in the production line?

Fun killer.

[jake williams]

manufacturing error + low pressure as a consequence of the absense of liquid

[Public Domain]

If you open a can just to the point of a small amount of air leaking, you can drink everything in the can without opening all the way

But yeah it's probably just a production accident - they don't check every box

make a scene over it in wal-mart

[Tablo]

If you open a can just to the point of a small amount of air leaking, you can drink everything in the can without opening all the way

But yeah it's probably just a production accident - they don't check every box

make a scene over it in wal-mart
Yes, and upload a video of it on youtube. :lol:

[Sam_b]

Who buys Sprite like seriously

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKh68BozcV4j3lUZ_tYCht0eK3TW3vo Fi3z_Hjk63Ccc7Kh3HC
Tell em' Fido

[Red Future]

Sprite ?? Rubbish ..you have to be bourgeois and go for the real status thing ..Home brewed Elderflower Cordials :thumbup:

[Q]

The sprite evaporated on a submolecular level. Improbable, ccording to quantum phycisists, but possible.

It then materialised somewhere on an inappropriate place and time above some capitalist head. He looked above, somewhat in amazement no doubt, and was then accordingly splat as normality resumed and gravity kicked in.

Your can fought the system today, be proud.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Sprite goes well with amaretto. A little too well....

[dernier combat]

The sprite evaporated on a submolecular level. Improbable, ccording to quantum phycisists, but possible.

It then materialised somewhere on an inappropriate place and time above some capitalist head. He looked above, somewhat in amazement no doubt, and was then accordingly splat as normality resumed and gravity kicked in.

Your can fought the system today, be proud.
Quantum mechanics is little more than the most scientifically accepted irl troll attempt by the universe.

[Agent Ducky]

Maybe aperture science got done testing their mini portal gun and someone shot an orange mini-portal into the bottom of the can, so all the soda fell out through the blue portal probably over their glass or something. Unexpectedly experiencing the sudden change in pressure, a dent formed in the can.

It makes sense...sorta?

[Agent Ducky]

The sprite evaporated on a submolecular level. Improbable, ccording to quantum phycisists, but possible.

It then materialised somewhere on an inappropriate place and time above some capitalist head. He looked above, somewhat in amazement no doubt, and was then accordingly splat as normality resumed and gravity kicked in.

Your can fought the system today, be proud.

Why can I not thank this?

[Magón]

Maybe aperture science got done testing their mini portal gun and someone shot an orange mini-portal into the bottom of the can, so all the soda fell out through the blue portal probably over their glass or something. Unexpectedly experiencing the sudden change in pressure, a dent formed in the can.

It makes sense...sorta?

No, it's Aliens. It's the most logical of all logical explanations for anything strange and weird. Like a mystery can of sprite being empty without being opened.

Logical/Factual Answer: Aliens.



Portal 2 is just an addicting puzzle game my gamer roommate and I play.

[Dr Mindbender]

By the way i learned the hard way, if you have an icebox rather than a fridge/freezer make sure you close the icebox door properly if you're going to store soft drinks.

Last month i bought 15 cans of cherry coke (poundland sells them for 30p each) and half of them froze and exploded like soft drink grenades, coating the back of my fridge in a gross, sticky thick coat of frozen-cherry coke. Not pleasant.