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Sam_b
21st April 2011, 22:54
In GOLDENROD RADIO TOWER using POKEMONS to KILL PEOPLE

Sam_b
21st April 2011, 22:58
Current Roster:

Togepi L34 (named POACHY)
Lapras L39 (named THE KING)
Graveller L33 (named HOTLIPS)
Feraligatr L35 (named CROC)
L12 Hoothoot (named CRAPPY)

several more in boxes. Currently kicking ass.

JazzRemington
21st April 2011, 23:03
I don't, um...yah.

Sam_b
21st April 2011, 23:08
"I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THE DIRECTOR IS...IF YOU BEAT ME!"

Silly Rocket no wonder you always fail

Sam_b
21st April 2011, 23:15
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1182/roast.jpg (http://img651.imageshack.us/i/roast.jpg/)

Ele'ill
21st April 2011, 23:16
What?

Q
21st April 2011, 23:17
Sam_b being drunk? Truly amazing.

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk
21st April 2011, 23:29
i could never dig pokemon games other than blue/red

Obs
21st April 2011, 23:29
subscribed

Sam_b
21st April 2011, 23:32
Switches won't work in the basement

NoOneIsIllegal
21st April 2011, 23:35
I started playing Pokemon White and for some reason I find it incredibly boring. But then again, I recently replayed the first three generations, so I probably tired myself of it.

PS: Crystal is the best, jus' sayin'

Sam_b
21st April 2011, 23:36
http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/5336/croch.jpg (http://img545.imageshack.us/i/croch.jpg/)

Sam_b
21st April 2011, 23:39
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5926/hyuccckk.jpg (http://img687.imageshack.us/i/hyuccckk.jpg/)

o rly

Sam_b
22nd April 2011, 00:02
Got an Eevee. Put the game on pause. GIVE ME A NAME FOR IT

Sam_b
22nd April 2011, 00:14
got bored of waiting

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/700/stalinz.jpg (http://img571.imageshack.us/i/stalinz.jpg/)

synthesis
22nd April 2011, 01:06
Are you on a modulator or whatever?

I might have to try and find Kirby's Dreamland, for nostalgia purposes

Quail
22nd April 2011, 01:36
lol wut... Sam_b posting drunkenly about Pokemon? I think the world as I know it has just ended.

F9
22nd April 2011, 02:41
lol wut... Sam_b posting drunkenly about Pokemon? I think the world as I know it has just ended.

ahh yes, samy being drunk=priceless moments!especially chat sessions were always win:laugh:

Ele'ill
22nd April 2011, 02:55
I think I'll drink to this tonight and play a video game for a while.

Sam_b
22nd April 2011, 03:06
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8124/champc.jpg (http://img233.imageshack.us/i/champc.jpg/)

Pokemon MASTER

gorillafuck
22nd April 2011, 03:11
This thread rocks.

Sam_b
22nd April 2011, 03:19
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3599/visualboyadvance1022011.jpg (http://img34.imageshack.us/i/visualboyadvance1022011.jpg/)

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/9598/visualboyadvance1002011.jpg (http://img824.imageshack.us/i/visualboyadvance1002011.jpg/)

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http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6483/visualboyadvance9920110.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/i/visualboyadvance9920110.jpg/)

Sam_b
22nd April 2011, 03:21
http://bobur.webstarts.com/uploads/congratulations_red_white_blue_glitter.gif
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1614/visualboyadvance1012011.jpg (http://img130.imageshack.us/i/visualboyadvance1012011.jpg/)

http://www.getonmyspace.com/Images/Myspace_Comments/Congratulations_Comments/images/Congratulations_Comment_13.gif

NoOneIsIllegal
22nd April 2011, 03:43
I like dis thread

Sam_b
22nd April 2011, 03:53
http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-1001-2717-2551_Happy_Guy_Getting_a_Letter_with_Good_News_cli part_image.jpg

I like this thread

http://www.zwani.com/graphics/cheer_up/images/smile4me.gif

Il Medico
22nd April 2011, 03:54
This is why I love you Sam.

Sam_b
22nd April 2011, 04:00
http://s125.photobucket.com/albums/p68/alongway99/Valentines%20Day%20Animations/I%20Love%20You%20Animations/ILoveYouTooTeddyBasket.gif

Red Commissar
22nd April 2011, 04:24
This isn't the behavior I usually associate with Sam

I like this

Jimmie Higgins
22nd April 2011, 05:10
Is this a drug thread?



What the hell does this have to do with meth!?:cursing:

jake williams
22nd April 2011, 06:49
Current Roster:

Togepi L34 (named POACHY)
Lapras L39 (named THE KING)
Graveller L33 (named HOTLIPS)
Feraligatr L35 (named CROC)
L12 Hoothoot (named CRAPPY)

several more in boxes. Currently kicking ass.
That's a shit team.

I gameshark'd red to change my starter and beat it with a Slowbro and a Beedrill. That's how you do pokemon. Togepi is useless and Lapras is redundant.

Tablo
22nd April 2011, 07:48
Needs more dragonite, alakazam, and gengar. I always have them in my end-game team.

synthesis
22nd April 2011, 08:36
Holy shit I feel old for some reason

Pirate Utopian
22nd April 2011, 11:54
I always nickname my Pokemon insults so when I use one it says something like "Go! ASSHOLE!"

the last donut of the night
22nd April 2011, 14:38
this is the best thread ever. bailey, youve found yourself a competitor

Quail
22nd April 2011, 14:48
Needs more dragonite, alakazam, and gengar. I always have them in my end-game team.
I usually have a dragonite and also a gyarados. The others tend to vary though.

RedAnarchist
22nd April 2011, 14:51
Stop trying to be the new Hereward, Sam.

Aurora
22nd April 2011, 15:48
Out of 173 there are only 23

Lyev
22nd April 2011, 18:16
Gee, Sam, I didn't realise the split had affected you this badly...

El Rojo
22nd April 2011, 19:49
i always gotta have a raichu. always. and often a sandslash. basically the coolest ones.

straw poll: coolest pokemon?

Sam_b
22nd April 2011, 19:50
Stop trying to be the new Hereward, Sam.

If you can how this relates at all to Hereward I might, just might, start taking you seriously.

#FF0000
22nd April 2011, 19:52
If you can how this relates at all to Hereward I might, just might, start taking you seriously.

.

Pretty Flaco
23rd April 2011, 00:07
I always wondered why the gyarados was red.

Dr Mindbender
23rd April 2011, 01:18
alright imposter, where is sam and what have you done with him

Kuppo Shakur
23rd April 2011, 03:19
Hah, I like how Sam started out all ":laugh:WOOO I'M TRIPPIN:tt1:" And then immediately returned to normal shitty self.

NoOneIsIllegal
23rd April 2011, 05:00
Lapras is redundant.
Lapras is tech, what chu smokin?

NoOneIsIllegal
23rd April 2011, 05:06
I popped in my copy of Pokemon Crystal from last summer and this was my team:

Magmar lv. 35
Poliwrath lv. 40
Suicane lv. 41
Skarmory lv. 40
Jolteon lv. 38
Arcanine lv. 41

I remember spending too much time leveling up other shit like Nidoking, Machoke, Bedrill, etc.

Tablo
23rd April 2011, 05:12
I usually have a dragonite and also a gyarados. The others tend to vary though.
Yeah, I have gyrados sometimes. Whatever team i ave it almost always is just first generation pokemon.

Tablo
23rd April 2011, 05:13
I love how you guys act like sam can't be a fun and awesome poster. Sam has always been cool.

Proukunin
24th May 2011, 05:44
I just started playing, I have leaf green right now and I'm going to get soul silver soon... I really like using Charmeleon, Weepinbell and Fearow. Im leveling up Mankey and Geodude now. Magikarp takes fuckin forever to evolve.

ZeroNowhere
24th May 2011, 06:32
In GOLDENROD RADIO TOWER using POKEMONS to KILL PEOPLE
I just started playing, I have leaf green right now and I'm going to get soul silver soon... I really like using Charmeleon, Weepinbell and Fearow. Im leveling up Mankey and Geodude now. Magikarp takes fuckin forever to evolve.
If this is going to turn into the pokemon discussion thread, can we at least retain the original tone?

Stand Your Ground
25th May 2011, 15:30
Shit, I thought Pokemon died yearrssss ago. :confused:

NoOneIsIllegal
25th May 2011, 15:40
^nooooooooooo!!!!! Never. Gotta enslave 'em all!

Stand Your Ground
25th May 2011, 15:45
^nooooooooooo!!!!! Never. Gotta enslave 'em all!
Shit, turn em into capital as well, box em and sell em lol.

CitizenSmith
26th May 2011, 19:29
YOU PUT THE POTION IN THE BAG FUCK!!!

I'll rep anyone who gets the refrence.

Sam_b
26th May 2011, 21:07
Cracked Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal version. Rep me hard.

CitizenSmith
26th May 2011, 22:47
Cracked Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal version. Rep me hard.

Fuck yeah Sam_b, you rock.

Sam_b
27th May 2011, 00:38
Might just be signature worthy.

Red Commissar
28th May 2011, 01:20
Cracked Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal version. Rep me hard.

Only if there are botched translations.

the last donut of the night
28th May 2011, 02:33
where's the spiteful and bitter sam_b i know

Aurora
28th May 2011, 02:37
Catching missingno?

Imposter Marxist
28th May 2011, 04:22
My roster

Mewtwo 100
Mewtwo 96
Mewtwo 96
Mewtwo 97
Charizard 100
Mewtwo 98

Problem?

Johnny Kerosene
28th May 2011, 04:40
Missing No. is the only pokemon I need.

Aloysius
28th May 2011, 05:54
A friend handed me a flash drive with a shit-load of emulators and ROMs on it, including Pokemon Fire Red, Emerald, and Yellow. And both Pokemon Stadium games for N64.

I'm excited.
(I was honestly more excited about TLoZ: Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.)

NoOneIsIllegal
28th May 2011, 13:54
(I was honestly more excited about TLoZ: Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.)
Nothing wrong with that, considering Ocarina of Time is probably one of the best games of all time. Majora's Mask is good too, but it's essentially not a Zelda game in concept. Ocarina of Time and A Link to the Past FTW.

Red Commissar
30th May 2011, 00:06
I think if revlefters were drunk and did pokemon we'd see something like this

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Quail
30th May 2011, 00:56
^ I love you.

NoOneIsIllegal
30th May 2011, 15:02
holy shit lololollololololololol

Kuppo Shakur
30th May 2011, 17:53
At first I was laughing my ass off but then it just became too much.