What is The Worst Piece Of Shit You've Ever Seen?

[Rakhmetov]

Caligula may be the worst movie in history ... The people who gave us those gynecological magazines tried "to bring high art to the masses." Instead, they made an insane film which was full of vile trash.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLHdxhFINfc&feature=related


http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19800922/REVIEWS/9220301/1023

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLyvszhFAC4

http://www.google.com/search?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1003&bih=587&site=search&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=caligula+porn&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050210/REVIEWS/50211001/1023

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Pulse
This movie is the epitome of bad. I remember being in the theater and the crowd started to mock it altogether. The world ends because of Wi-Fi? Oh shi...

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
If you don't like special effects, good acting, long fight scenes, good storyline, and the growth of characters in a movie, then this movie is for you! The directors thought it would make MK fans satisfied if they threw in 5-second cameos (see: Rain's important role in the movie) and pointless references to certain MK characters (mentioning Stryker and Kabal by name? Oh boy!)

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

Pulse
This movie is the epitome of bad. I remember being in the theater and the crowd started to mock it altogether. The world ends because of Wi-Fi? Oh shi...


Isn't that a re-make of the Japanese horror movie Kai-iro or something. It was pretty bad to begin with but I don't think it involved Wi-Fi but some ghostly presence in televisions or whatever.

[Tjis]

Slipstream (2005) is the worst movie I've ever seen unintentionally. The premise looked promising enough to give it a try (time travel and gunfights). I wish I hadn't. 90 minutes I'll never get back.

[IndependentCitizen]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
If you don't like special effects, good acting, long fight scenes, good storyline, and the growth of characters in a movie, then this movie is for you! The directors thought it would make MK fans satisfied if they threw in 5-second cameos (see: Rain's important role in the movie) and pointless references to certain MK characters (mentioning Stryker and Kabal by name? Oh boy!)

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[NoOneIsIllegal]

Isn't that a re-make of the Japanese horror movie Kai-iro or something. It was pretty bad to begin with but I don't think it involved Wi-Fi but some ghostly presence in televisions or whatever.
Yes, it was a remake, but from what I've heard, the American version completely focused on other things and ignored the emotional impact.

It's been 5 years since I saw the movie, but I thought Wi-Fi had to play into it. I think at the end of the movie, they had to leave their phones and any electronic devices because of the signals? Point is, the movie is that bad. I didn't dare watch the 2 sequels.

[Pirate Utopian]

House of the Dead was really really bad. Not even "so bad it's good". Just bad.

[Rooster]

I didn't think Caligula was that bad. I mean, I've seen much much worse. I've seen countless horrible Hong Kong kung fu films that make you want to pull your hair out. Rumble in Hong Kong being one that comes to mind. That was just bad because it was made using shitty equipment though and (really) bad editing. One of the worst films I've seen recently was a French torture film called Martyr. I got it reading the blurb at the back saying that it was a revenge film. Cool, I thought, I love revenge films. But the person who wrote that must have only watched the first 10 mins of it because the rest of the film is just some girl getting tortured in a basement for the next 2 hours, leaving you with a painfully wanting ending.

[DDR]

Rocky Horror Picture Show, period!

[graymouser]

Hmm. Probably Death Bed: the Bed that Eats, although I saw some pretty shitty low-grade zombie crap when I was going through a zombiefest on Netflix.

[Rooster]

Ug, I just got reminded of a Dogme 95 film called The Idiots.


Quote from Wikipedia:

Plot

A seemingly "anti-bourgeois (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourgeois)" group of adults spend their time seeking their "inner idiot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot_%28usage%29)" to release their inhibitions. They do so by behaving in public as if they were developmentally disabled (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developmental_disability).

At a restaurant, patrons are disturbed by the group's mischief, but single diner Karen (Bodil Jorgensen) develops an appreciation of their antics. The members of the group refer to this behaviour as "spassing", a neologism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neologism) derived from "spasser", the Danish equivalent of "spaz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spastic)", which has the same connotations in Denmark (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark) as in English-speaking countries. (The Idiots is not concerned with actual disability (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disability), or with distinguishing between mental retardation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_retardation) and physical impairment.) Karen takes a ride in a taxi cab with the people from the restaurant, and she finds herself at a big house. The apparent leader of the group, Stoffer (Jens Albinus), is supposed to be selling the house, which belongs to his uncle, but instead it becomes the focal point for group activities.

The "spassing" is a self-defeating attempt by the group to challenge the establishment through provocation. The self-styled idiots feel that the society-at-large treats their intelligence uncreatively and unchallengingly; thus, they seek the uninhibited self-expression that they imagine a romantic ideal of disability will allow.
Stoffer, at his birthday party, wishes for a "gangbang," and both clothes and inhibitions are soon discarded. But when Stoffer calls for the group members to let idiocy invade their personal daily lives, only Karen takes up the challenge. She takes Susanne (Anne Louise Hassing) back to her house, where they are greeted by surprise by Karen's mother. Karen had been missing for two weeks, following the death of her young baby; she offers no explanation of where she has been. Karen attempts to spass in front of her family by dribbling the food she is eating, but this results in a violent slap from her husband, Anders. Karen and Suzanne leave the house. Possibly one of the worst films I've ever seen. Not that it was badly shot or anything. Just the idea behind it is horrible.

[Ocean Seal]

I don't believe that no one here has mentioned The Room (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_%28film%29).

[Rooster]

I don't believe that no one here has mentioned The Room (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_%28film%29).

That's because that film is genius.

[Pretty Flaco]

Any movie that's a Sci-Fi channel original. :lol:

My brother watches those and they make me laugh so much because they're god awful.

[Terminator X]

Trash Humpers, hands down.

I normally love Harmony Korine's films, but this was complete and utter garbage.

[Ele'ill]

Jerry Maguire

[Tim Finnegan]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
If you don't like special effects, good acting, long fight scenes, good storyline, and the growth of characters in a movie, then this movie is for you! The directors thought it would make MK fans satisfied if they threw in 5-second cameos (see: Rain's important role in the movie) and pointless references to certain MK characters (mentioning Stryker and Kabal by name? Oh boy!)
Oh dear Christ, I forgot about this. The first one was at least fun, in a so-bad-it's-good sort of way (and I think the creators pretty much realised that half way through and just went with it), but this is just so much utter, putrid, rotten, stinking shit that... I can't even think of anything to say, so instead I'm just going to go and scream into a pillow for ten minutes.

[Agent Ducky]

I watched part of Kim-Jong-Il's North Korean version of Godzilla. That sucked pretty bad but it was funny as hell. It's like there's this little doll thing that's meant to protect the people, and it comes alive when a girl accidentally gets blood on it, and then it gets bigger and bigger by eating metal... And then it attacks stuff and the special effects are legendarily craptastic :D

[Manic Impressive]

Chopper Chicks in Zombietown seems to be the title although I thought it was called "Vampire Lesbian biker chicks in zombietown". I think that explains it all

[Rooster]

I can't be the only one who thinks this but... but.... I need to say it out loud.

I.... thought The Dark Knight was an awful film.

[Il Medico]

Rocky Horror Picture Show, period!
I hope you didn't see that the thread title included 'worst' and 'piece of shit'.


If you did all I can say is..
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uTYLal6ctEo/TXbnLslX1UI/AAAAAAAAA_0/CSGeuF5BwwQ/s1600/STFU_and_GTFO-picard-star-trek-demotivator.jpg

[PhoenixAsh]

Oh dear Christ, I forgot about this. The first one was at least fun, in a so-bad-it's-good sort of way (and I think the creators pretty much realised that half way through and just went with it), but this is just so much utter, putrid, rotten, stinking shit that... I can't even think of anything to say, so instead I'm just going to go and scream into a pillow for ten minutes.

Somebody actually gifted me the boxset. His birthday I gifted it back... I know...I am horrible... :-)


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My addition: Kill Bill 1 & 2

[Tim Finnegan]

Somebody actually gifted me the boxset. His birthday I gifted it back... I know...I am horrible... :-)
Could've been worse. You could've kept the first one and just gave him back the second. :p


Rocky Horror Picture Show, period!

I can't be the only one who thinks this but... but.... I need to say it out loud.

I.... thought The Dark Knight was an awful film.

My addition: Kill Bill 1 & 2
Can we maybe stop posting stuff we think is clever, and start posting stuff that actually fits the criteria? I'm quite willing to believe that all of you sincerely loathe the films in question, but if you really think that they are the sort of cinematic abortion suggested by the OP then you must have seen, like, three films ever.

[x359594]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

[Manic Impressive]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
:scared: whut

if you'd said the crystal skull I'd have been like :thumbup1:

[DDR]

I hope you didn't see that the thread title included 'worst' and 'piece of shit'.


If you did all I can say is..
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uTYLal6ctEo/TXbnLslX1UI/AAAAAAAAA_0/CSGeuF5BwwQ/s1600/STFU_and_GTFO-picard-star-trek-demotivator.jpg

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

You know, opinions are like assholes, etc.

[PhoenixAsh]

Can we maybe stop posting stuff we think is clever, and start posting stuff that actually fits the criteria? I'm quite willing to believe that all of you sincerely loathe the films in question, but if you really think that they are the sort of cinematic abortion suggested by the OP then you must have seen, like, three films ever.

Yes.

This was the most horrible trumped up movie ever. The plot sucked, the concept sucked, the acting sucked. The special effects were mweh, the music was ok. And T. is fading fast as a good director.

But ok...here is another one: Dick Tracy. The only movie I ever walked out on in a theater...and that was during a private showing in an empty theater with two of my friends for free (On of their moms owned a movie theater) and free drinks...so that is saying something.

[Tim Finnegan]

Yes.

This was the most horrible trumped up movie ever. The plot sucked, the concept sucked, the acting sucked. The special effects were mweh, the music was ok. And T. is fading fast as a good director.
See, that's the thing: your complaint there isn't that this was the Worst. Film. Ever!, just that it was in your opinion below-average, and you were disappointed with it after all the hype. Different complaint.

(Also, I will just say in its defence, its a better film if you're into the stuff its playing off- Westerners, wuxia, samurai, etc. Some of the goofier elements, particularly plot-wise, make more sense when you consider it in the intended cultural contexts.)

[PhoenixAsh]

See, that's the thing: your complaint there isn't that this was the Worst. Film. Ever!, just that it was in your opinion below-average, and you were disappointed with it after all the hype. Different complaint.

OK...fair enough. You are right its not the worst movie ever.




(Also, I will just say in its defence, its a better film if you're into the stuff its playing off- Westerners, wuxia, samurai, etc. Some of the goofier elements, particularly plot-wise, make more sense when you consider it in the intended cultural contexts.)

Yeah...not really into those movies. I did quite like Hero though. THat was epic imagery...and I was stoned which made it all the more awesome.
(THat is not really saying much...because I also thought Happy Feet was the shit after being emotionally blown away by the epicness...when I watched is sober I was a bit like ... "meh" ... :D

[Rooster]

Can we maybe stop posting stuff we think is clever, and start posting stuff that actually fits the criteria? I'm quite willing to believe that all of you sincerely loathe the films in question, but if you really think that they are the sort of cinematic abortion suggested by the OP then you must have seen, like, three films ever.

I just had to get it off my chest, it was suffocating me.

[Omsk]

I didn't like "Enemy at the Gates"

I know people will start attacking me and shouting "You shouldn't have paid attention to historic details its a good war movie blah blah" But i simply didn't like it,for a number of reasons:

1) I don't want British accents while im imagining they are in Stalingrad.
2) It has a anti-communist message.
3) It's completely inaccurate.(When i watch war movies i want good ones,not US teenagers burn material)
4) I don't like the portrayal of the Soviet soldiers in the movie,they are like a herd.While the Germans are aristocratic gentlemen.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

taken really pissed me off when i saw it and 'deck the halls' truly was the worst fucking piece of shit i ever saw. it made me want to tear my eyes out. i generally avoid bad films unless they're bad in a good/culty way. sadly my last girlfriend had the worst taste in films ever, most things in fact (except men of course).

[El Chuncho]

I watched part of Kim-Jong-Il's North Korean version of Godzilla. That sucked pretty bad but it was funny as hell. It's like there's this little doll thing that's meant to protect the people, and it comes alive when a girl accidentally gets blood on it, and then it gets bigger and bigger by eating metal... And then it attacks stuff and the special effects are legendarily craptastic :D

Oddly I never thought 'Pulgasari' was a standout bad movie. The action and effects are bad, but the use of a ''kaiju'' (as they are known in Japan), in medieval Korea was quite interesting, and correctly shows the Korean elite in quite Chinese clothing, as they were a vassal of China for many, many eras, unlike their Japanese cousins. If it was tightened and given a better budget it could have been a great and more fun film.

[El Chuncho]

Anyway. There a a lot of films that get under my skin, here are some of them:

1. Escape From Atlantis

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A truly awful TV films, and like many truly awful TV films, I am not quite sure how I ended up watching it. 'Escape From Atlantis' has it all, NAZI-punk villains, faeries, 'Deer Hunter' sequences, ''family fun'', ''comedy'' music, bad acting, implausible events, stone'enge and runes. It ends with the stars leaving the comically treacherous villain on an eternally stick wall to starve to death. Nice.

2. End of The Harvest

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Insipid Christian fundamentalist films about the days leading up to the supposed apocalypse. A young student studies the notes of some Christian ''scholars'', which prove that the Bible is true and that Jesus will be returning soon. The highlight of the film is when the student converts a heckling class, including a philosophy teacher (with the obligatory Boston accent) to convert to hard-line Christianity and the join the harvesting of souls. All down with deadly seriousness. *pukes*

3. Dragon

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Vile fantasy movie with a budget of a pound, dreadful writing, worse acting and some of the worst direction I have ever seen. This film is one of the ''masterpieces'' from the ''magical world'' of Leigh Scott, a hardcore conservative filmmaker, who is so delusional that he believes that there is a conspiracy to make his films look unpopular on IMDB, but they are really popular with film-fans. As he puts it ''day by day, hour by hour, the legion of Leigh Scott fans grow''. :laugh:

4. 300

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Probably a controversial choice as Frank Miller has a following or people who think that everything he touches turns to gold, and also people who would enjoy his stuff due to the action. I, however, find '300' to be conservative, racist and a bit too inaccurate. The Persians are all deformed and black, the Greeks are all bronzed and muscular, and Miller is trying to tell his version of the war in Iraq. It fails, because the USA is the aggressor, like the Persians, not the Greeks. The worst thing about the movie is its justification of proto-eugenics.

5. In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

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One of many ''classics'' by Uwe Boll, 'In The Name of The King', based on a computer game (like 98% of Boll's films), features insane casting, bad effects, over-saturated film, villains with LoTR part masks and bad direction. The best casting in the movie are King Burt Reynolds and Evil Wizard Ray Liotta.

[Quail]

My brother was watching Jingle All The Way (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingle_All_The_Way) on the television last Christmas and it was just excruciating.

Also, that latest Indiana Jones film was pretty bad. I wasn't expecting it to be realistic or anything but aliens? Too far.

[El Chuncho]

Also, that latest Indiana Jones film was pretty bad. I wasn't expecting it to be realistic or anything but aliens? Too far.

The wraith of an omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient god (e.g. 'Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark') is more believable than human-esque creatures from another world? :sneaky:

[Per Levy]

transformers 2, i didnt watched the first one and went with a couple of friends to the cinema, it was long it was bad it was painful and i suffered through it. seriously except the good visual effects it was totally crap, bad acting, bad story, bad jokes.

also "behind the wall of sleep", a not so good lovecraft story gets a terrible movie adaptation. yeah it was bad.

[synthesis]

Zombie Diaries

[RED DAVE]

On a more serious note, there is a French film called "Fat Girl." My wife and I saw it by mistake. I don't thing I've ever seen a film before where it was impossible to identify with any of the characters. It was like a 90-minute root canal.

RED DAVE

[x359594]

...if you'd said the crystal skull I'd have been like

That one too.

[Anarchrusty]

I should get out a lot more, as I don't even recognise 95% of the titles mentioned here!







One of many ''classics'' by Uwe Boll


I agree with you that Lommel's movies are absolute tosh first class, except for two of his earliest: ''Boogeyman'', an eighties slasher that positively rocks, and one called ''Tenderness of the wolves'' about a serial killer.
I can really recommand those two.

[☭The Revolution☭]

Burn After Reading.

Or as I like to call it, Burn After Watching. Absolutely horrid. It doesn't even have a friggin plot.

[praxis1966]

Personally (and this is going to sound like I'm trying too hard but whatevs), the film that most recently chapped my ass had to be Ordet (Dryer, 1955). I only got interested in it because in an episode of the TV show Northern Exposure they actually tried to pass it off as a Bergman film. So, I trotted off to Netflix to check it out, and indeed there were a lot of comparisons to Bergman both indirectly (in Netflix's blurb) and directly (in user reviews).

The thing that really had me fired up was that judging by the description, it sounded like another anti-theist rant by another gloomy Scandinavian. The trouble is, it wasn't. There was a "miracle" in the end that caused everybody to praise Jebus, even the film's atheist character. If it had had a conclusion like Through A Glass, Darkly (Bergman, 1961), where god gets characterized as a stony faced rapist spider, I would've been OK with the Ordet's horrible acting (which consisted of people staring off into space, expressionless, mumbling in monotone as if they were reading from cue cards). As it was, I wanted to reach through my computer screen and punch everybody in the face who rated it 5 stars on Netflix. To paraphrase an earlier respondent in this very thread, it was 120 minutes of my life I'll never get back.


transformers 2, i didnt watched the first one and went with a couple of friends to the cinema, it was long it was bad it was painful and i suffered through it. seriously except the good visual effects it was totally crap, bad acting, bad story, bad jokes.

Well, I haven't seen the second one, but that's primarily because I actually saw the first one. I knew that thing was gonna be a giant turd. Then again, what Michael Bay movie isn't? :lol:

[GallowsBird]

also "behind the wall of sleep", a not so good lovecraft story gets a terrible movie adaptation. yeah it was bad.

Sadly most Lovecraft adaptations are bad. It is a big shame as I am a big fan of his mythos.

[L.A.P.]

I can't be the only one who thinks this but... but.... I need to say it out loud.

I.... thought The Dark Knight was an awful film.

http://files.sharenator.com/shockedCat_1_hello_there-s510x472-103667-535.jpg

[praxis1966]

^This. Seems to me that IMDb syndrome has afflicted RevLeft as well.

[Rooster]

I should get out a lot more, as I don't even recognise 95% of the titles mentioned here!

Trust me, that's a good thing. Apart from Caligula and The Room. You should at least watch them.


Oh, Plan 9 from Outer Space is probably the only film that I had to force myself to sit through. The first 10 mins of it is the most painful. You have to glue your eyes open and wait till your frontal lobes melt before you can even watch it.

[SacRedMan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHRRhUKaWes

I really still don't have a clue, after 2 years, what the hell this video was actually, nor what there is to understand nor the moral of it.

HELP ME!!

[praxis1966]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHRRhUKaWes

I really still don't have a clue, after 2 years, what the hell this video was actually, nor what there is to understand nor the moral of it.

HELP ME!!

There is no moral. It's a two minute and 50 second dick joke.

[L.A.P.]

^This. Seems to me that IMDb syndrome has afflicted RevLeft as well.

I wish I knew what you meant by this.

[praxis1966]

I wish I knew what you meant by this.

If you spend enough time on their boards, you'll notice that no matter what the consensus is on a film whether good, bad, or indifferent or even who made it (filmmakers considered to be all time greats by film historians and cinephiles alike are not immune), there's always somebody screaming, 'It's crap!.'

[synthesis]

If you spend enough time on their boards, you'll notice that no matter what the consensus is on a film whether good, bad, or indifferent or even who made it (filmmakers considered to be all time greats by film historians and cinephiles alike are not immune), there's always somebody screaming, 'It's crap!.'

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/most-overrated-movies

[Rooster]

Oh oh oh, anything Kevin Smith has done.

[Sir Comradical]

Batman & Robin
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Some lame Tamil movie - the horse slide
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[Fawkes]

I doubt anyone here has seen it, but Collinsville Too was hilariously horrible (I never saw the first one, the disc was scratched). The reason I doubt anyone has seen it is because it was made on a $10,000 budget (you can't tell) and nobody outside of the town for which it was named has really seen it. I only watched it cause I grew up pretty close to Collinsville. It is comically awful. There's one scene where they are supposed to be in a coroner's office, and for the examination table they used the glass counter thing at a deli and you can still see the menu on the wall perfectly in the background. Check it out if you want a laugh, it's on Netflix, though not instant.

Pearl Harbor too, god fucking awful. But so is every Michael Bay movie (tip: even millions of dollars worth of explosions can't save a horrible movie.)

I don't know whether to hate or love The Room. It's so entertaining because of how absolutely horrible it is, but it almost makes me mad that $6 million was spent on it given how painfully awful it is.


And fuck you to whoever said Rocky Horror

[Il Medico]

There are a lot of really terrible movies. 2012 comes to mind (even though it had some nice cg eye candy), as do the Twilight movies, though with that bad of a book to be based on, it couldn't be anything but bad. At least it was comically so.

[teflon_john]

District 9.

[Lobotomy]

I'm not sure if it's the worst, but Knocked Up was certainly a deplorable movie. She's Out Of My League is in that same shitty comedy category.

[praxis1966]

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/most-overrated-movies

It's pretty telling that the article in your link was published on April 1.

[synthesis]

It's pretty telling that the article in your link was published on April 1.

And that at the bottom it says


Are you angry yet? Well, you shouldn’t be, because this was all just a carefully thought out April Fools joke. Click here (http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/tsj-april-fools-prank) to read the follow up post.

And that it was a 10/10 troll in my opinion, I was raging

[Os Cangaceiros]

worst movies I've ever seen:

Incubus (2006)
Die Hard Dracula (1998)
It's Pat (1994)
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Son In Law (1993)
Escape From DS-3 (1981)
Because I Said So (2007)
Epic Movie (2007)
Meet The Spartans (2008)
Frozen Flesh (2008)

Hard to say what's the absolute worst, but if I had to narrow it down, I'd say the top three would be Frozen Flesh, Die Hard Dracula and Escape From DS-3.

[synthesis]

If people are looking for top-notch "so bad it's good," in my opinion you can't do better than Jason X and the various Resident Evil movies.

It's Pat was bad - but did you know that it was co-written by Quentin Tarantino?

[praxis1966]

And that it was a 10/10 troll in my opinion, I was raging

Yeah, I started to get aggravated at first, but then I noticed a pattern: There was absolutely no substance to any of their criticisms, and I was all, "This asshole's gotta be taking a piss." Then I hit the comments' section and a handful of people were saying, "This better be a goddam April Fool's joke!" so I figured it was. I didn't actually scroll all the way to the bottom because I'd already shrugged it off by then. It was a good wind up, but I imagine it would've been far more effective if I'd seen it when it was first published.

[Pirate Utopian]

With the exception of Pulp Fiction those movies are pretty overrated. Avatar sucks.

[synthesis]

Fargo, though? Coen brothers are undeniable.

[praxis1966]

Fargo, though? Coen brothers are undeniable.

For the record, that was the tip off for me. Their biggest gripe seemed to be that most of it didn't take place in Fargo, ND. Pretty silly.

[Pirate Utopian]

I havent seen Fargo. But the movies I have seen.

[Lunatic Concept]

Can I smell the sweet smell of troll 2 in the room? :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIo7Eq4Xq5Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NMGsRmZTFQ&feature=related

[Agent Ducky]

Oddly I never thought 'Pulgasari' was a standout bad movie. The action and effects are bad, but the use of a ''kaiju'' (as they are known in Japan), in medieval Korea was quite interesting, and correctly shows the Korean elite in quite Chinese clothing, as they were a vassal of China for many, many eras, unlike their Japanese cousins. If it was tightened and given a better budget it could have been a great and more fun film.

Hm, IDK really I just watched some clips off of youtube not the whole thing. I just couldn't think of any movies I've watched recently that were "bad" persay. I thorougly vet most movies before I watch them.

[Il Medico]

Another incredibly bad film is Big Man Japan. However, it is one of those films that are so bad they border on good.

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[Plagueround]

Inception.

[brigadista]

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[Fawkes]

Michael Bay

[Landsharks eat metal]

I'm not really in the habit of watching bad movies, but The Roommate was pretty horrible, at least if you take it as straight-up horror/thriller. I thought the entire thing was hilarious as did most others in the theater. (My friends were somehow really into it, though.)

[Agent Ducky]

Also, Vampires Suck. That was pretty crappy.

[Bardo]

Rocky Horror Picture Show, period!

I could never see the "genius" of this movie either. Maybe musicals just aren't my thing :unsure:


I cringe everytime I see a new Fast & Furious or Transformers movie come out too.

[IndependentCitizen]

With the exception of Pulp Fiction those movies are pretty overrated. Avatar sucks.

Jesus christ, Avatar sucked. It was an animated version of titanic essentially.

[Nanatsu Yoru]

The movie version of Riese: Kingdom Falling. I could have done something with that hour of my life... and I didn't even finish it...

[praxis1966]

I'm not really in the habit of watching bad movies, but The Roommate was pretty horrible, at least if you take it as straight-up horror/thriller. I thought the entire thing was hilarious as did most others in the theater. (My friends were somehow really into it, though.)

I coulda told you that would suck. It's just a rehash/ripoff of Single White Female, except this time with a shitty writer, shitty actors, and a shitty director.

[Bardo]

Jesus christ, Avatar sucked. It was an animated version of titanic essentially.

It's the exact same story line as Pocahontas. Think about it....

[Philosopher Jay]

I walked out of "300" after one hour. I could feel my brain cells melting and felt like I was turning into a vegetable.

I have also had trouble making it through "Birth of a Nation." I really like all other D.W. Griffith films, but the racism is just too sickening in that one.

[Invader Zim]

:scared: whut

if you'd said the crystal skull I'd have been like :thumbup1:
Indeed, that post caused me to neg-rep like a fiend.

Incidentally, the two worst films I have seen are Troll 2 and Jaws: The Revenge.

[Invader Zim]

Yes.

This was the most horrible trumped up movie ever. The plot sucked, the concept sucked, the acting sucked. The special effects were mweh, the music was ok. And T. is fading fast as a good director.

But ok...here is another one: Dick Tracy. The only movie I ever walked out on in a theater...and that was during a private showing in an empty theater with two of my friends for free (On of their moms owned a movie theater) and free drinks...so that is saying something.

Sorry, but you clearly haven't seen enough crappy films and thus do not know what a truly bad film making looks like. I didn't like Kill Bill either. But by no means is it bad, or anywhere near as morally repugnant, as a film like North. In fact, I can't even bring myself to describe it, and thankfuly I don't have to.

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I would also like to add Transformers 2 because of how it presents women.

[Pirate Utopian]

I forgot about North. Yeah that movie sucks.

[Jimmie Higgins]

"300" was the movie I actively disliked the most and Forrest Gump is a close second. Most "bad" movies - Transformers included - just bore me and so I can't be bothered to hate them. It takes a special sort of movie...

[brigadista]

forrest gump is really shite

[altnet]

Troll 2 - the supreme king of terrible movies
The Other Guys - last theater movie I have seen/will ever see
anything by Michael Bay, ANYTHING

[Jimmie Higgins]

Troll 2 - the supreme king of terrible moviesAre you kidding, it's so bad that it's sublimely awesome. I'd actually want to watch that again because it was so entertainingly bad whereas I'll never watch "Phantom Menace" again for any reason unless I am trying to put myself into a coma. "Flesh Eating Mothers" is another great bad movie - that one I saw on VHS in 1995 and I haven't been able to find it since.

"Jaws: The Revenge" really is fucking awful. Jaws 3 is really bad too (it's also kinda laughable unlike "revenge")... but if you can get a bootleg of Jaws 3-D, some 3-D glasses and booze or smoke, it is probably the greatest, funniest thing ever made. Friday 13th 3-D is also entertaining in much the same way - until the plot starts.

[Invader Zim]

I forgot about North. Yeah that movie sucks.

I'm afraid that the film has been forever burned into my memory. The problem with it is that it is merely bad, but that it is genuinely unpleasant to watch because it is just so horrible and just so ugly. You recoil from it.

Similarly Little Man is a truly distasteful item. The BBC reviewer Mark Kermode actually described it as "evil", and while I don't like that word, I can genuinely see where he was coming from.

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[Jimmie Higgins]

4. 300

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Probably a controversial choice as Frank Miller has a following or people who think that everything he touches turns to gold, and also people who would enjoy his stuff due to the action. I, however, find '300' to be conservative, racist and a bit too inaccurate. The Persians are all deformed and black, the Greeks are all bronzed and muscular, and Miller is trying to tell his version of the war in Iraq. It fails, because the USA is the aggressor, like the Persians, not the Greeks. The worst thing about the movie is its justification of proto-eugenics.

It's a movie that Riefenstahl would have made if they had CGI in NAZI Germany. It's a racist origin story for capitalist Democracy that replaces the usual "birth of a nation" story with the birth and defense of early "Democracy".

I hate that director too. His defense of "Sucker Punch" was, "if you think it's sexist, you don't get me... and if it really is sexist afterall, it's your [the audience's] fault anyway for making me think that sexual exploitation and action were a winning formula".

Why is it almost easier for Mubarak to loose his job than for people like McG and Bay and Snyder and Ratner to loose their jobs after making critical and popular flop after flop.

[Tim Finnegan]

After a good four years of it, I can now so that I am thoroughly and entirely bored with lefties getting sanctimonious about 300. Thought I was bored a month or so in, once every possible criticism had been fleshed out and then some, every Nazi comparison made for the fiftieth time, every desperate analogy-theory squeezed to the last drop, but no. I was mistaken. Only now, at just this moment, has my boredom become total.

It's a strangely peaceful sensation.

[Princess Luna]

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[praxis1966]

It's a movie that Riefenstahl would have made if they had CGI in NAZI Germany. It's a racist origin story for capitalist Democracy that replaces the usual "birth of a nation" story with the birth and defense of early "Democracy".

Right, see I buy that. I don't so much the interpretation that it is somehow a defense of the Iraq War given that Miller wrote it in '99 when Iraq wasn't much of an issue in the popular consciousness. Not that I'm defending it; like I said, I agree with your analysis/analogy.


I hate that director too. His defense of "Sucker Punch" was, "if you think it's sexist, you don't get me... and if it really is sexist afterall, it's your [the audience's] fault anyway for making me think that sexual exploitation and action were a winning formula".

And that's just the thing. Snyder obviously doesn't get why it's so goddammed sexist. It ain't just because it's got women in skimpy outfits. A lot of it, for me, has to do with the Charlie's Angels angle. In other words, why is it that five reasonably intelligent women have to have Scott Glenn around to tell them what to do? That isn't the end of it though. It's fucking racist as well. Check it out, there are five heroines in the film, four white and one Asian. Guess which one is really good with gadgets and shit. Just guess.


Why is it almost easier for Mubarak to loose his job than for people like McG and Bay and Snyder and Ratner to loose their jobs after making critical and popular flop after flop.

Dude, check out An Evening with Kevin Smith sometime. He relates a story where he actually has to go over his script for a Superman flick with a director (with editorial authority over Smith's writing, mind you) whose primary qualification is that he used to be Sharon Stone's hairdresser. That's Hollywood for you, lulz...

[Os Cangaceiros]

My favorite moment in 300 was when Leonidas asks the allied Greeks (the Arcadians, I believe...?) what they did in life. They go on to name productive societal roles (i.e. I'm a blacksmith, I'm a stone mason, etc.), then he asks his troops what they do, and they just go "OOOOH-WAAAAAH!", like they're a bunch of stupid gorillas who know nothing except warfare. And I guess this was supposed to portray them as cool or something, lol.

[Quail]

The wraith of an omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient god (e.g. 'Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark') is more believable than human-esque creatures from another world? :sneaky:
It's a while since I've seen that one tbh, if at all. The only one I remember in any kind of detail is The Temple of Doom.

[Manic Impressive]

My favorite moment in 300 was when Leonidas asks the allied Greeks (the Arcadians, I believe...?) what they did in life. They go on to name productive societal roles (i.e. I'm a blacksmith, I'm a stone mason, etc.), then he asks his troops what they do, and they just go "OOOOH-WAAAAAH!", like they're a bunch of stupid gorillas who know nothing except warfare. And I guess this was supposed to portray them as cool or something, lol.
No it was meant to portray them as "a bunch of stupid gorillas" or in other words soldiers. I find it absurd that people find 300 racist. It was being told as a story by the geezer with the one eye who was telling the troops about this evil persian army full of monsters and immortals. It's the type of propaganda that would be told to troops and is still told to troops today to dehumanize the enemy. Should PETA be getting upset because it portrayed Elephants and Rhinos as monsters? I also see no comparison between America and Sparta or an avocation of infanticide. Fact is they did kill children at birth that they saw as imperfect and they would have described their enemies as monsters. If it had not shown things like that I would call it a denial that reactionary views existed and still exist.

[Invader Zim]

After a good four years of it, I can now so that I am thoroughly and entirely bored with lefties getting sanctimonious about 300. Thought I was bored a month or so in, once every possible criticism had been fleshed out and then some, every Nazi comparison made for the fiftieth time, every desperate analogy-theory squeezed to the last drop, but no. I was mistaken. Only now, at just this moment, has my boredom become total.

It's a strangely peaceful sensation.

Quite. Again the film isn't great. And doubtless leftsists can, do and will continue to read elements of racism, sexism, etc, into the film when in reality these charges are all over blown compared even to films like Transformers 2, which really was shocking in its portrayal of women, or North which was venal crass and tasteless in the extreme.

Seriously guys, if you think that 300 was morally repugnant I can draw you up a list.

[gorillafuck]

Dark Harvest 3

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I sincerely suggest everyone watch it, it's so funny to watch.

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

The Karate Kid (2010).

[Black Sheep]

House of the dead 2.

Man,it's so bad , it's beyond the "lol,it's so bad it's funny" level.

[Pirate Utopian]

The Karate Kid (2010).

Meh. It's not any worse than the original. It was kinda okay.

[Roach]

oBAMDPLo70o

MST3K has some ''excellent'' movies, my personal favorites are Manos: The Hands Of Fate, Monster a-Go Go and Red Zone Cuba.

[Fawkes]

Rob Schneider

[Pirate Utopian]

Rob Schneider

Especially his latest movie:
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[Fawkes]

I was more partial to
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[praxis1966]

Rob Schneider

Speaking of which... Excerpted from his review of Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo, Roger Ebert says...




The movie created a spot of controversy last February. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/classifieds?category=search1&SearchType=1&q=Rob%20Schneider&Class=%25&FromDate=19150101&ToDate=20111231) took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times listed this year's Best Picture Nominees and wrote that they were "ignored, unloved and turned down flat by most of the same studios that ... bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to 'Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo,' a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic."

Schneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in Daily Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: "Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind ... Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who's Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers."

Reading this, I was about to observe that Schneider can dish it out but he can't take it. Then I found he's not so good at dishing it out, either. I went online and found that Patrick Goldstein has won a National Headliner Award, a Los Angeles Press Club Award, a RockCritics.com award, and the Publicists' Guild award for lifetime achievement.

Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.

But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/classifieds?category=REVIEWS01&TITLESearch=Deuce%20Bigalow%3A%20European%20Gigolo&ToDate=20111231)" while passing on the opportunity to participate in "Million Dollar Baby (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/classifieds?category=REVIEWS01&TITLESearch=Million%20Dollar%20Baby&ToDate=20111231)," "Ray (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/classifieds?category=REVIEWS01&TITLESearch=Ray&ToDate=20111231)," "The Aviator (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/classifieds?category=REVIEWS01&TITLESearch=The%20Aviator&ToDate=20111231)," "Sideways (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/classifieds?category=REVIEWS01&TITLESearch=Sideways&ToDate=20111231)" and "Finding Neverland (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/classifieds?category=REVIEWS01&TITLESearch=Finding%20Neverland&ToDate=20111231)." As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.


Fuckin' priceless.

[Dr Mindbender]

'We were soldiers' - Directed by Mel Gibson. Nuff said.

[Dr Mindbender]

I actually have on vhs what i believe to be the worst movie ever. Its called 'ninja in the killing field'. Is about a secret agent who goes to thailand to stop a gang of ninjas who are smuggling drugs. Worst plot ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shKvj15NXSg

sorry embedding isnt working for me for some reason.

[Tim Finnegan]

'We were soldiers' - Directed by Mel Gibson. Nuff said.
No it wasn't (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277434/), and no it isn't.

[Dr Mindbender]

No it wasn't (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277434/), and no it isn't.
alright i stand corrected.

Still a fucking awful film though.

[tachosomoza]

Birth of A Nation.:cursing:

[RedHal]

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actually it's so bad, it's hillarious:laugh:

[Decolonize The Left]

I'm surprised it hasn't been said: The Passion of the Christ.

Maybe the worst film ever made BUT I did see this one ninja film with lady ninjas flying in to save babies from an orphanage but the dubbing was so bad and the film so bad that even while on drugs I couldn't make it past 25 minutes. So I didn't get to the part where there was supposedly a flying guillotine... that may have been the worst movie ever made but I'll never know.

- August

[El Chuncho]

oBAMDPLo70o

Manos: The Hands Of Fate

A true classic!


Arise my wives. Give ear to the words of Manos. Arise my wives! And hear the will of Manos!

[Manic Impressive]

I don't know if this counts as I've never seen it but it's awfulness is legendary
It Is The One The Only Turkish Supermen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cVM9sADdT0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cVM9sADdT0)
full movie available on youtube

[thriller]

Birdemic! Worst movie ever! Check it out

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[Manic Impressive]

Possibly only beaten by Turkish Star Wars:laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7PYAAOwxE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cVM9sADdT0)
Obviously the inspiration for Power Rangers

[Princess Luna]

4. 300

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Probably a controversial choice as Frank Miller has a following or people who think that everything he touches turns to gold, and also people who would enjoy his stuff due to the action. I, however, find '300' to be conservative, racist and a bit too inaccurate. The Persians are all deformed and black, the Greeks are all bronzed and muscular, and Miller is trying to tell his version of the war in Iraq. It fails, because the USA is the aggressor, like the Persians, not the Greeks. The worst thing about the movie is its justification of proto-eugenics.


I will ammit I love 300 in the same way I love Red Dawn, it is soooooo bad that it is hilarious, with its characters who look like they are all on steriods, insanely over the top action sceens, and stupid one liners, it is a better (though unintentional) parody of action movies then even Hot Shots was. The fact that anybody could take this movie seriously, baffles me (except Neo-nazis, but they have the brains of a rock) the film’s main (and maybe only)fanbase seems to be made up of people who spent 97% of their time screaming "OMG YOUR FUCKING GAY!!! I HATE YOU!!!!" to people who killed them on Halo, thus i think it’s safe to say that any politcal message the might be in the movie is lost on them

[Tim Finnegan]

The fact that anybody could take this movie seriously, baffles me...
I imagine that it would baffle the creators, too, given that it's about giant shiny naked men fighting rhinos and ninjas. Seriously, Snyder may be a bit of a tool, but give the bugger some credit. :rolleyes:

[thriller]

Possibly only beaten by Turkish Star Wars:laugh:
tx7PYAAOwxE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cVM9sADdT0)
Obviously the inspiration for Power Rangers

1. They are using Indian Jones music.
2. WHAT THE FUCK? This is a joke right?

[Invader Zim]

Well how is this for a title of a recently released film:

Nude Nuns with Big Guns

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[El Chuncho]

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[Tim Finnegan]

Well how is this for a title of a recently released film:

Nude Nuns with Big Guns

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Do you think it'll end up in a box set with this?

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[pastradamus]

Gladiatress.....

Now, it SHOULD, I repeat, SHOULD have been the biggest piece of crap i've ever seen but at the time I was heavily intoxicated under the influence of alcohol, marijuana and magic mushrooms in a cheap Amsterdam hotel.

[Os Cangaceiros]

NNWBG was made by the same people who made Run! ***** Run!, IIRC.

They tried a little too hard with NNWBG, in my opinion.

[Fawkes]

Birth of A Nation.:cursing:

Come on, I honestly don't think anyone can call that movie a piece of shit. It's a lot of things, many of them horrible, but piece of shit is definitely not one of them. That's like saying Triumph of the Will is a bad movie. Obviously the enormous horrible and violent ramifications of Birth of a Nation need to be taken into account when analyzing it and should not be disregarded or diminished, but that still doesn't negate how groundbreaking and influential it was and still is. Supposedly, Eisenstein and his fellow Soviet filmmakers watched it so much that they actually deteriorated the film to the point of needing a new copy. (yeah, I know, arguing over personal opinions is dumb, but whatever)

[∞]

Transformers 1 and 2.

[Red_Devotchka]

Inception.

definitely :/ there is much worse tht ive seen, but all tht excitment about inception was pretty annoying.. and the film has completely disappointed my expectations...