If you could be a food, what would it be and why?

[Le Libérer]

I would be sushi
Fresh, tasty, but mostly raw.

[¿Que?]

I'd be flan. Because it looks gross, and the texture is kind of odd, but add some dulce de leche and it's quite delicious. Also, Americans tend not to like it.

[Pirate Utopian]

Spareribs. Because fuck yeah spareribs.

[SacRedMan]

I would be an apple. I eat 9 apples every week :laugh:

[hatzel]

I'd be casu marzu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu) because I really really really really really don't want anybody to eat me, you know...?

[Princess Luna]

Fugu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugu) that way there would be a chance that the bastard who ate me would die.

[Dragovich]

I would like myself to be pepperoni pizza. :)

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

a really hot chilli so i could fuck with people's insides.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I'd be flan. Because it looks gross, and the texture is kind of odd, but add some dulce de leche and it's quite delicious. Also, Americans tend not to like it.
I love flan!!!

I'd be either a chipotle pepper or a habanero, I can't say why for reasons of self respect.

[Il Medico]

I'd be casu marzu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu) because I really really really really really don't want anybody to eat me, you know...?
I'd eat you. or at least nibble on you to see if you're any good.

As for myself. I'd be Calamari marinara.

[Agent Ducky]

I would be the Portal cake, because my existence is a lie and therefore nobody shall eat me :D
http://www.greatplay.net/images/portalcake.jpg

Or because I just like Portal. =P

[Bright Banana Beard]

I would be lion, just for the lulz.

[DDR]

I wold be hornazo de Salamanca (http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hornazo#Salamanca).

[Magón]

I'd be really disgusting looking Southern Mexico dish, that despite looks, is really good and addicting. I just can't seem to remember what it's called right now.

[The Man]

I'd be a soft-boiled Fetal Duck:

http://www.culinaryschools.org/cuisine/10-disgusting-delicacies/balut.jpg

So I can make people not eat me.

[kitsune]

So I can make people not eat me.

Don't be Balut in the Philippines, then. Or anywhere else in Southeast Asia.

[Jazzratt]

I'd be a doner kebab because I generally like spending my time in the company of drunks.

[Le Libérer]

I'd be a soft-boiled Fetal Duck:

http://www.culinaryschools.org/cuisine/10-disgusting-delicacies/balut.jpg

So I can make people not eat me.People really eat that? Eww.

[Omsk]

I'd be a Soljanka!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Soljanka_with_olives.jpg/642px-Soljanka_with_olives.jpg

[Le Libérer]

I'd be a Soljanka!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Soljanka_with_olives.jpg/642px-Soljanka_with_olives.jpg

Excellent!

[praxis1966]

Probably mole negro, because it's complex, a little sweet, a little bitter, and kinda spicy as well.


I'd be a Soljanka!

What's in this anyway? Looks a lot like caldo tlapeño.

[Omsk]

What's in this anyway? Looks a lot like caldo tlapeño.
Hmh,it is similar.
It's a Russian spicy soup,it can be with mushrooms,meat or fish,and its known to be great in the winter.A lot of people also like vegetable Soljanka,although i prefer the meat Soljanka.The fish version is not bad either.
It's a dish known in many East-Europe countries,some people like a bit of alcohol with it,to additionally warm up.:o

[El Chuncho]

Jellied eels, spotted dick or honey locusts because no one eats them anymore...

[Jazzratt]

Jellied eels, spotted dick or honey locusts because no one eats them anymore... I've never had honeyed locust but I assure you the other two are still eaten widely (spotted dick probably moreso than jellied eels) - I enjoy both, though not at the same time.

[praxis1966]

Hmh,it is similar.
It's a Russian spicy soup,it can be with mushrooms,meat or fish,and its known to be great in the winter.A lot of people also like vegetable Soljanka,although i prefer the meat Soljanka.The fish version is not bad either.
It's a dish known in many East-Europe countries,some people like a bit of alcohol with it,to additionally warm up.:o

Ah That sounds like pretty decent shit. Much better than borscht, or it's Polish variant barszcz which I've also had, that I thought was downright awful.

[Sam_b]

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[Fulanito de Tal]

Also, Americans tend not to like it.

I'm just learning this. They say that they don't like the texture. I think it's the bast part. I like how I can chew it with my tongue.


Anyway, I would be the banana in your pocket.

[GallowsBird]

I'd be something uneatable and poisonous that only some weird suicide cultist would eat, and I'd try to avoid their restaurants.

[praxis1966]

I'd be something uneatable and poisonous that only some weird suicide cultist would eat, and I'd try to avoid their restaurants.

I don't know that fugu or cobra heart would qualify as fully inedible or cultist, but they're damned dangerous. Was that what you had in mind?

[Magón]

After a long deliberation, I've come to the conclusion of what food I'd want to be. And that choice woul be the only known food that could bite back. (Before and after)

BUSH MEAT!!!!!

[Obs]

I'd be oxtail soup. You don't like oxtail soup? Fuck you, eat some goddamn oxtail soup.

[GallowsBird]

I don't know that fugu or cobra heart would qualify as fully inedible or cultist, but they're damned dangerous. Was that what you had in mind?


Those were quite tame for what I had in mind (especially fugu which is usually safe when served in restaurants or bought in shops); I was thinking of something along the lines of inedible fungus soup washed down with a vodka-phenobarbital cocktail!

[DDR]

I'm just learning this. They say that they don't like the texture. I think it's the bast part. I like how I can chew it with my tongue.

The best thing to fo with a flan is to eat it at once, no spoon!

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[gorillafuck]

I'd be restaurant food because I like to be eaten out.

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[kitsune]

I already am a food, as far as the tigers and crocodiles are concerned.

[MarxSchmarx]

Dancing shrimp - I might as well go down fighting.

[Ele'ill]

Durian.