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bailey_187
7th April 2011, 15:27
what haircut do people here get

1 back and sides, longer on top :cool:

in b4 the weirdos who wear doc martens tell us about their long dreds

Robespierre Richard
7th April 2011, 15:30
I usually just shave my head once a year and let it grow back though sometimes i need to get it corrected at the barbershop so it doesn't look stupid.

Pirate Utopian
7th April 2011, 15:48
Short. Like short enough so that my hair looks good without using hairgel.

The Douche
7th April 2011, 16:33
1 back and sides, longer on top

Mine's a fade though.

¿Que?
7th April 2011, 16:36
Short. Like short enough so that my hair looks good without using hairgel.
Basically this. Short enough to look professional without having to do much, but not so short that I look like I'm in the military.

In any case, the days of long hair are long gone for me as I am balding.

bailey_187
7th April 2011, 16:37
Mine's a fade though.

oh yeah same, cant be having a army buzz cut (no offense if u had one when u was in the army lol)

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk
7th April 2011, 17:06
i'm a weirdo who wears doc martens and has fairly long hair. it suits me better, used to have short hair but i prefer it longer.

Salyut
7th April 2011, 17:21
do i get more leftist cred with a mohawk?

Robespierre Richard
7th April 2011, 17:27
do i get more leftist cred with a mohawk?

anarchy smash the state

Obs
7th April 2011, 17:31
I've got pretty much a borderline skinhead cut. I maintain it fairly diligently.

Used to have hair down to the middle of my back, though.

Quail
7th April 2011, 17:56
I have a skinhead girl cut with a mohawk down the middle. The bits of my hair that aren't shaved are bleached and I sometimes dye it pink.

Bilan
7th April 2011, 17:56
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=544249943066&id=b73f95ab4aba16a429d48dec284eaed7

Nothing Human Is Alien
7th April 2011, 20:46
http://www.bestviral.com/i/images/174.jpg

Plagueround
7th April 2011, 20:49
Haven't cut my hair in two years. :)

Ele'ill
7th April 2011, 20:57
Right now my hair is growing back out but previously- medium length with rat tail dread in back wrapped tightly with all kinds of stuff that I found.

the last donut of the night
7th April 2011, 21:32
i actually sport the iconic jewfro

Kuppo Shakur
8th April 2011, 00:17
I just sit down and say "cut it really short", and then whenever they try to ask me if it's okay I get the fuck out of there.:cool:

I of course give a generous tip as well.

Quail
8th April 2011, 00:22
I cut mine myself. Most hairdressers wouldn't cut my hair because they were convinced that I wouldn't like it. Plus, I can't really afford £25 every couple of months for a haircut.

Bright Banana Beard
8th April 2011, 00:26
Buzzcut Fade

Mindtoaster
8th April 2011, 00:58
Tight on the sides and back, loose on the bangs so I can gel it and make it sort of spikey or whatever

That or i let it grow out and it becomes a douche swoop

Jazzratt
8th April 2011, 01:33
I used to shave my own head about once a week or so using clippers and no guard. Prior to that I had shoulder length hair which is currently what I am trying to reaquire. It seems that it takes some time to regrow several years worth of hair growth - at this rate I suspect it will take several years.

Pretty Flaco
8th April 2011, 01:59
I usually keep my hair shorter and gelled, or buzzed. If i don't gel my hair, I look stupid.

Martin Blank
8th April 2011, 02:52
Mine's a fade though.

Same here: No. 1 for back and sides; No. 3 on top; faded on the sides; squared at the hairline.

Sugar Hill Kevis
8th April 2011, 03:00
My hair's long on the left and then shaved on the right. Sometimes I spike the left part up or dye it in a union jack pattern. Otherwise just tuck it up and wear it under my CCCP new era.

Leonid Brozhnev
8th April 2011, 03:33
I haven't cut my hair properly in 7 years... other than that, I usually give my ends a trim and lob off the 'Keith Flint' bits behind my ears that look untidy when I tie my hair back.

Pretty Flaco
8th April 2011, 03:41
half you guys have crazy ass hair lol

Il Medico
8th April 2011, 03:45
I got medium length hair right now. About this long:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v_XmFldezKE/TAa_sOybwzI/AAAAAAAAAhg/YsPyRlXPfFo/s1600/Short%252BLayered%252BMen%27s%252BHaircut.jpg
(not styled like that, well not styled at all honestly.)


Might get a hair cut.

Niccolò Rossi
8th April 2011, 05:38
Conservative side part.

Nic.

Magón
8th April 2011, 06:04
Either a shaved head, done myself, or just cut short enough it looks clean all around and no hair is over my face or ears.

bailey_187
8th April 2011, 14:03
ITT: proof that communists are weirdos

kitsune
8th April 2011, 14:08
Kind of short at the moment. Like:

http://i51.tinypic.com/2v0y9nt.jpg

Sometimes I like it a little longer. Long enough for a ponytail, or pigtails, and braiding, and the ever-popular odango atama, dumpling head.

http://i53.tinypic.com/692w6v.jpg

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk
8th April 2011, 14:09
I cut mine myself. Most hairdressers wouldn't cut my hair because they were convinced that I wouldn't like it. Plus, I can't really afford £25 every couple of months for a haircut.
I cut mine myself if I ever do it. I used to get it cut for about a fiver in a barbers, but they didn't understand 'just a trim' and always tried to reach for the damn clippers.

Sasha
8th April 2011, 14:30
normally shortcropped with sideburns, now also a small mohawk, might cut it to an psychobilly top soon
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5qc2I1IR1qzikf2o1_400.jpg

The Douche
8th April 2011, 18:12
ITT: proof that communists are weirdos

Revleft attracts the goofiest elements of the left.

Fawkes
8th April 2011, 18:39
Mine changes a lot cause I cut it and dye it all the time. I also usually style it differently depending on what mood I'm in. I'm lying in my bed having just woken up and when I look over at the mirror on my wall, my hair looks like a black version of this:
http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2008/08/johnny-rotten-spiky-hair.jpg

If I shower and don't do anything to my hair, it looks like a shorter version of this:
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/robert-smith2.jpg

JazzRemington
8th April 2011, 19:16
Everyone and their dog knows short hair is reactionary.

(as is having no hair and long hair, btw)

Black Sheep
8th April 2011, 20:21
If you don't DIY haircut you gotta be a reactionary..

I cut mine for a few years, the last was by my gf.

Lyev
8th April 2011, 21:16
I just have a pretty normal haircut actually (medium length, and dark dark brown). Nothing extravagant as regards length or style or colour. Also, I never realised how much Robert Smith looks like Edward Scissorhands -- that is amazing

Delirium
8th April 2011, 21:32
I had hair down to my waist for a long time, started living in the woods so it dreaded up to about my shoulders. Of course living with a bunch of dirty kids in the woods gave me lice.

Totally colonized my dreads. Shaved them off, and now i keep my hair real short. It's nice to blend in and not be profiled. Especially when i leave the west coast.

#FF0000
8th April 2011, 22:31
Basically this. Short enough to look professional without having to do much, but not so short that I look like I'm in the military.

In any case, the days of long hair are long gone for me as I am balding.

Word same here. Don't know why but my hair's just hella thin all of a sudden, when it used to be really thick.

Vanguard1917
8th April 2011, 23:37
I cut mine myself. Most hairdressers wouldn't cut my hair because they were convinced that I wouldn't like it. Plus, I can't really afford £25 every couple of months for a haircut.

I'm assuming you're female. That would be an extortionate price for any non-metrosexual male to pay for a trim.

Delirium
9th April 2011, 00:21
Yeah im about twenty three and this year i've noticed my hair thinning and my first grey hair.

Since the primary balding gene is carried on the x chromosome, and my grandfather being bald and my mother balding i think that i'm pretty much screwed.

Niccolò Rossi
9th April 2011, 00:31
Yeah im about twenty three and this year i've noticed my hair thinning and my first grey hair.

Your choice is baldness or man boobs.

I choose baldness.

Nic.

Tomhet
9th April 2011, 00:48
Skinhead..

Bandito
9th April 2011, 00:52
Short or shaven, with sideburns. Also, paying for haircuts is reactionary.

Agent Ducky
9th April 2011, 07:37
Uh. My hair... (yes, I'm female) It's shorter in the front and slightly longer in the back (it tapers diagonally) and the front part is level/a little longer than my chin, and the back tapers into about an inch longer... With swept/side parted bangs. With layers... Dyed bright red for communism. Or something. Straightened-slightly but not to a point of looking straightened. (wow. that sounds weird)

Quail
9th April 2011, 14:45
I'm assuming you're female. That would be an extortionate price for any non-metrosexual male to pay for a trim.
Yes, I am female. Most hairdressers have a different price for men and women, which is kind of bullshit since all my hair needs is a quick buzz on the sizes and my fringe trimmed. Hairdressers also have a tendency to do my hair a bit wrong, so not only am I paying £25, I'm not even satisfied with the cut. (Alhough it's actually quite hard to shave your own mohawk, so it's not exactly perfect and neat...)

Aeval
9th April 2011, 17:08
Yes, I am female. Most hairdressers have a different price for men and women, which is kind of bullshit since all my hair needs is a quick buzz on the sizes and my fringe trimmed. Hairdressers also have a tendency to do my hair a bit wrong, so not only am I paying £25, I'm not even satisfied with the cut. (Alhough it's actually quite hard to shave your own mohawk, so it's not exactly perfect and neat...)

You should go to the one I go to, only charges a couple of quid for tidying up a mohawk :)

My hair is shoulder length, shorter on top, and shaved on the right side at the front. The shaved bit is pink and has spirals shaved into it and the rest is pink/purple/cherry red/blue/a mixture of all of these - I'm a fan of being colourful :lol:

Quail
9th April 2011, 18:27
^ Yeah, I should maybe do that. I am pretty bad at remembering to book appointments though. I never really think about haircuts until either my hair starts to look weird/bad or it gets in my face.

StalinFanboy
12th April 2011, 05:56
Mine's a fade though.

yeah this basically



i want to be like cmoney

bcbm
12th April 2011, 12:24
skinhead

ÑóẊîöʼn
12th April 2011, 12:59
No dreads or Doc Martens here, but I do have a ponytail and a pair of Grafters:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j99/NoXion604/M124A.jpg

the last donut of the night
12th April 2011, 15:52
No dreads or Doc Martens here, but I do have a ponytail and a pair of Grafters:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j99/NoXion604/M124A.jpg

so creepy

Omsk
12th April 2011, 16:02
I will always keep my hair short and straight,(on the start of the forehead,lifted up a bit)

Which is the best solution,and is the most practical and stylish one too.
I don't like large beards,nor do i have one,they are unhygienic and old-fashioned.

ÑóẊîöʼn
12th April 2011, 20:18
so creepy

Why "creepy"?

bricolage
12th April 2011, 20:47
I would never cut my hair myself, apart from the fact that I would be shit at it I actually really enjoy getting my hair cut and chatting to my barber. It's one of the few honest pleasures in life.

Quail
12th April 2011, 23:56
I don't like chatting to hairdressers. They seem to ask the same inane questions every time I go.

bcbm
13th April 2011, 01:57
i went to a hairdresser(well, great clips, but w/e) for the first time in many years before christmas and they gave me a hitler youth haircut and made my cowlick stick up. never again

bailey_187
13th April 2011, 01:57
sometimes i like talking to them when it actually seems genuine, a lot of them i think feel forced to talk to u so the convo is wooden. when this happens, i just give closed answers for both of us's benefit

Ravachol
13th April 2011, 09:45
i went to a hairdresser(well, great clips, but w/e) for the first time in many years before christmas and they gave me a hitler youth haircut and made my cowlick stick up. never again

Seriously though hitleryouth haircuts rock.

The Man
14th April 2011, 05:04
half you guys have crazy ass hair lol

My ass hair isn't that crazy...

¿Que?
14th April 2011, 07:08
Word same here. Don't know why but my hair's just hella thin all of a sudden, when it used to be really thick.
I believe they call that getting old.