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Le Libérer
5th April 2011, 18:39
This is ridiculous enough to be a skit on SNL.
Source (http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/03/republican_upset_democrats_sai.php)


First Republicans were upset that a Democratic lawmaker displayed his passport so openly in public, and now they're upset that another Democrat dared to say the word uterus on the Florida House floor. Rep. Scott Randolph (D-Orlando) cracked a one-liner including the word while arguing about Republicans' peculiar stance on regulation during discussion on a bill, but Republicans were upset that young pages might have heard the word.

Randolph was making a point that Republicans don't like to regulate anything unless it relates to workers' rights, a woman's body, or people's personal lives. But when it comes to business, they are completely anti-regulation.

Randolph quipped that maybe if his wife would "incorporate her uterus," they'd lay off restrictive women's reproductive health regulations. Randolph's wife actually suggested the one-liner (all the best politicians have a trusted comedy consultant).

Well, Naked Politics reports that Republicans didn't like the line one bit and scolded Randolph for using the medically correct word. He told the blog that they were concerned young pages might hear the word. (Funny how they want to protect young adults from hearing the correct term for a place they spent nine months developing, but their federal counterparts weren't swift in making sure pages were saved from hearing all the nasty talk out of Mark Foley's mouth.)

"I think it's a sad commentary about what we think about sex education in the state," Randolph said.

PhoenixAsh
5th April 2011, 18:59
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PhoenixAsh
5th April 2011, 19:04
....mods...mods...there is a dirty word in the thread title...visitors may be upset....



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....god this is too ridiculous for words. where do you find these people?? Is there something in the water? Maybe some alien virus like brain rot or something....

:(

Pretty Flaco
5th April 2011, 19:09
Dumbest shit ever. lol
I think I learned the word "uterus" from my elementary school.

Proukunin
5th April 2011, 19:20
There was bacteria found in a lake that contained Arsenic in their DNA. Maybe the republicans are birthed from that.

haha thats the next great conspiracy.

but yeah, I learned the word uterus in at least 5th grade science.

Dimmu
5th April 2011, 20:25
When i read something that comes out of GOP members mouths it feels like i am reading Onion...

Le Libérer
5th April 2011, 20:41
Of course it is, to a bunch of old men who no longer have the necessary tools they once did when they paid for it. Bad word! Bad word! uterus Uterus UTERUS!!!!!

RedSquare
5th April 2011, 20:50
What's the passport comment all about? I think that has the potential to be more hilarious from the sound of it.

Ocean Seal
6th April 2011, 01:34
Methinks that they were more offended by the fact that he cleverly insulted their corporatist stance and their best comeback was hey you can't say that on the house floor. Shh, don't tell those misguided libertarians that we're here to only protect the liberties of the exploiter.

DrStrangelove
6th April 2011, 01:40
Should I report my Biology teacher to the authorities? Because she uses inappropriate language like this all the time!

Fulanito de Tal
6th April 2011, 18:14
Rep. Scott Randolph (D-Orlando) cracked a one-liner including the word while arguing about Republicans' peculiar stance on regulation during discussion on a bill, but Republicans were upset that young pages might have heard the word.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Foley_scandal


The Mark Foley scandal, which broke in late September 2006, centers on soliciting e-mails and sexually suggestive instant messages sent by Mark Foley, a Republican Congressman from Florida, to teenaged boys who had formerly served as congressional pages.

Some arguments are interesting because they do not explicitly analyze a situation and provide a stance, but just present facts. :ninja:

Dimentio
6th April 2011, 18:28
On what planet do these people live?

Nolan
6th April 2011, 18:46
On what planet do these people live?

Murka.

DrStrangelove
6th April 2011, 19:01
Murka.

We don't need no fancy science words in 'Merica!

Fulanito de Tal
6th April 2011, 19:55
On what planet do these people live?

One where you can divide by zero.

Jazzratt
8th April 2011, 02:28
I wonder what these guys are like at hospitals if the language of anatomy frightens them so much.

Reznov
8th April 2011, 02:59
Hey, fuck you.

PhoenixAsh
8th April 2011, 03:17
I wonder what these guys are like at hospitals if the language of anatomy frightens them so much.


I thought they did not go to hospitals...they have God on their side.

Le Libérer
8th April 2011, 16:35
I wonder what these guys are like at hospitals if the language of anatomy frightens them so much.

Who needs hospitals when Jesus speaks directly to you? Hospitials... gah

Le Libérer
8th April 2011, 21:32
As one of my friends said, "KEEP YOUR BOEHNER OUT OF MY VAJAYJAY!!!"

Final word, cuz!

ChrisK
9th April 2011, 06:23
Of course it is, to a bunch of old men who no longer have the necessary tools they once did when they paid for it. Bad word! Bad word! uterus Uterus UTERUS!!!!!

I find this post extremely offensive. Don't you know that u----s' are connected via tube to the v----a, the dirtiest place on a human body where the devil resides!!!!! It is connected to evil I say!!!!!!

TC
9th April 2011, 14:37
Its pretty weird and mostly just funny since I think very few people think of "uterus" as a remotely dirty or even sexual word - its not really a sexual organ (used in sex or sexual attraction or culturally) but merely a reproductive organ, which you'd think would make republicans thrilled about them!

The sort of sad thing was that Scott Randolf was making an excellent point that was of course totally ignored: that the republicans only oppose regulation of corporations, they love regulating unincorporated uteri.

On a closely related note: am I the only person who finds it incredibly creepy and patronizing that when discussing childbirth, the term "vagina" is magically transformed into the desexed, purely reproductive and mechanical term "birth canal." It would be like referring to a penis as a "spermatozoa canal."