If Communism became in the US.

[Babylon5 Crusade]

1. The USA will be renamed Unied People's States of America!
2. Congress will be disbanned because they are full of Capitalists except for Democrats because there all Socalists. Republicans shall be in worker camps.
3. Microsoft, and other big compaines will be controd by the government. Everyone at home can use "The People's Window's XP"
4. Everyone gets 50,000 a year from the governmeny. Which 80% of that is taxed so you can have it again next year.
5. The Government creates the People's media! Where the its 24/7 of Commiunism!
6. The UPSA becomes imperalistic, because Commuism can never happen peacefully.
7. Istead of people vote for leaders, the government electes its own leader, because the government is the people, but the government wasnt elected by the people for a President who will rule the UPSA for life. Because elections cause confusion between the peoples.
8. Religion is forbiddion in the UPSA, but praising Lenin, Stalin, and other communist leaders are good for the people.
9. All school chirden are tought that capitalism is evil and anybody who support Capitalism or goes agaist the state are non-persons and traitors.
10. All text-books are rewrittin to show the real history of the UPSA.
11. The old consition is gone. Because the old one promotes ownership! Because you dont live in your own home, you live in the people's home!

[Hatchet]

Hey

What happens in the USA

1. I have no rebutt to that, it's stupid

2. All coloured people are excluded from congress, arabs sent to worker camps

3. Microsoft, other big companies control the government

4. You get jack shit from a private company, then they are corrupt and lay you off, the government doesn't do shit cos the owners donated to their campaign fund. Then the government slashes taxes. Downside- they don't do shit for you.

5. The Media create the peoples government

6.Pretty hypocritcal there! It's like Idi Amin saying to Ghandi "you are to intense"

7. The 'government' fudges the election results and elects its own leader.

8. Church and state are supposed to be seperated. They're not!

9.Children are tought that peace, socialism, actual democracy, muslims and anyone who doesn't tow the line are evil, anyone who doesn't support the government is a 'terrorist'.

10. American history has ALREADY been re-written.

11. The old one apparently supports equal oppurtunity, but i don't see alot of that

And the topic should be called 'If the US became a communist state'

Hatchet

[Urban Rubble]

My favorite part was this :


6. The UPSA becomes imperalistic, because Commuism can never happen peacefully.

The U.S becomes Imperialistic ? What the fuck ? Do you really have your head that far up your ass ? Look, judging by your Regan avatar, I know you're a fucking moron with no hope, but I'll try and help you out. The U.S is already Imperialistic bud. Ever heard of Iraq ? Afghanistan ? Somalia ? Kosovo ? Panama ? The state of Texas, which is really Mexico ?

For Christs sake, have you ever heard of Native Americans ? You know, the guys who used to own this country before we killed them and rounded up the survivors onto reservations ?

[Anarchist Freedom]

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.



dumbass


:che:

[Hawker]

Well the US being communist won't make a big impact in the world,but you have to ask yourself.What would happen to the world if America never existed?What would happen if Britain won the Revolutionary War?Ask yourself that.

[Jesus Christ]

at least he has an imagination

[chamo]

"The People's Window's XP"
And Microsoft Works will be renamed "Communism Works"

[Don't Change Your Name]

So what?


2. Congress will be disbanned because they are full of Capitalists except for Democrats because there all Socalists. Republicans shall be in worker camps.

In fact republicans should die.


5. The Government creates the People's media! Where the its 24/7 of Commiunism!

Well you have 24/7 capitalist media, so...


9. All school chirden are tought that capitalism is evil and anybody who support Capitalism or goes agaist the state are non-persons and traitors.

You are thought that communism is evil.

Please someone make this sticky...so everyone can see the most stupid thread in history

[Don't Change Your Name]

Originally posted by [email protected] 20 2003, 08:47 PM
And Microsoft Works will be renamed "Communism Works"
lol

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

Originally posted by [email protected] 20 2003, 02:20 PM
Well the US being communist won't make a big impact in the world....
you're crazy! yes it would!

[Jesus Christ]

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