chaves; Capitalist imperialists to blame for end of martian civilization

[Sasha]

[QUOTE]CARACAS (Reuters) - Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.
"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.
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http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE72L61D20110322?ca=rdt

:rolleyes:

[Spawn of Stalin]

Interesting theory, I like it

[manic expression]

Uh, yeah.... (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=a+joke)

[Scary Monster]

Wow just when i didnt think it could get any worse than the time he said imperialists planted charges to cause the large earthquakes in indonesia(?).


Uh, yeah.... (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=a+joke)

Lol whered u find that. thats genius. Hopefully he was just joking or the statement was libel.

[Dimentio]

Maybe Chàvez is watching Youtube?

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And I know people who are liking things like this :P

[#FF0000]

that's a p. obvious joke, I think.

[#FF0000]

seriously, I'm not a fan of chavez at all but this article is fucking ridiculous.


"Careful! Here on planet Earth where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts," Chavez said, sipping from a glass of water.


What the actual fuck

[Salyut]

NASA is a imperialist Amerikkkan plot to exploit the Martian oil reserves.

[gorillafuck]

lol that chavez sure is a real idiot lol!

[Magón]

Maybe he's becoming the South American version of Gaddafi?

[Panda Tse Tung]

Why's everyone complaining? It's obviously a joke, plus the capitalists are very good at mis-quoting or mis-translating. Many historical examples of such are present.
Such as Kruschev supposedly declaring war on the West. Or Ahmedinijad supposedly claiming Israel needed to be whiped of the face of the earth.