Stonertalk VI: Dark side of the moon.

[Sasha]

To accommodate the last poster in the previous thread. No Marley this time but Floyd.

[Sasha]

Smoking some good hash, drinking greygoose + apple juice, watching the ghost in the shell 2: innocence.

[Comrade J]

Dark Side of the Moon is nothing, I repeat nothing compared to The Wall live. Or more specifically, The Wall live whilst on shrooms.

Though right now I am lighting up and listening to Rudie Can't Fail by The Clash.

[Ele'ill]

I don't like Pink Floyd

[Tablo]

Smoking some good hash, drinking greygoose + apple juice, watching the ghost in the shell 2: innocence.

Sounds nice. I'm a big Ghost in the Shell fan.

[Salyut]

I don't like Pink Floyd

:massive trollface:

The Wall movie version is woah.

[Sasha]

I don't like Pink Floyd

Not an big fab myself either. The title just resonated with my current mind state.

[Scary Monster]

I never really got into pink floyd either :P

I just thought of a joke: They probably came up with the word Woman because they make u go "Whoa, man!"

[Os Cangaceiros]

Man, I feel like such a fucking sketchball when I walk around in public high. Like, for example, when I decide to Wal-Mart at 11 o'clock at night, looking for something to eat, and then I stand in the frozen food aisle for about 10 minutes, just staring at the food with indecision and cursing the decadent capitalist society in which I live, before saying "Fuck it" and buying an energy drink instead.

Not like that just happened or anything...

[kitsune]

GitS is a great series. Yoko Kanno is one of my favorite composers. I love Inner Universe and Lithium Flower from Stand Alone Complex.

[bcbm]

pink floyd is awesome y'all crazy. dark side of the moon is a fantastic album, i had never listened to floyd and found it at a thrift store for a buck and it fucking changed my life

not really but it is a good album and i really enjoy it and its one of my favorite albums to listen to when smoking


Man, I feel like such a fucking sketchball when I walk around in public high. Like, for example, when I decide to Wal-Mart at 11 o'clock at night, looking for something to eat, and then I stand in the frozen food aisle for about 10 minutes, just staring at the food with indecision and cursing the decadent capitalist society in which I live, before saying "Fuck it" and buying an energy drink instead.yeah when i lived out west i'd always walk up to the all night convenience store blazed and drunk and just stare at the microwave meals and then buy like... a nice beer, banquet chicken, gummy bears, a soda, a pack of smokes and 2 burritos

but fuck going into stores on acid or mushrooms is just a whole different adventure, fuck that shit

[¿Que?]

ohgHFnnLNiw

[¿Que?]

LQ0S0BUE0zg

Really starts to get interesting around 3:00

[L.A.P.]

It's spring break, I live in a boring bourgeoisie city and all I have is my weed and my friend who is mr. no-fun-and-would-rather-complain-about-the-world like me. We plan on smoking before we go to the mall for the first time and plan on having an adventure.

[El Rojo]

at the above ^, go for a massive walk in the sticks, taking yr weed and some foon n drink. i guarentee that you will have some kind of adventure

[El Rojo]

shit man, you live in florida? you will definatly have an adventure, albiet probably with more chance of being shot at than me

[maskerade]

dark side of the moon is awesome...i watched it synced with the wizard of oz this weekend when i was blazed and coming down from acid, it was amazing.

just had some nice hash and now i'm chilling while listening to A tribe called quest:thumbup1:

[Os Cangaceiros]

I lost my goddamn phone recently, and now I want to call people, but I don't have a phone, and I'm too cheap to buy a pre-paid one, which is only sold in my little shitty town in one location for 45 dollars a pop. FUUUUUUUUUUU

[Tablo]

Recently found a new phone. How lovely. Now I can call people and other fun stuff! :lol:

[¿Que?]

It's all good. :) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH8YbA2ld0c)

[Salyut]

wuts the best Tool song?

[Die Rote Fahne]

wuts the best Tool song?

IMO Sober is amazing. So is Prsion Sex and Schism.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Recently found a new phone. How lovely. Now I can call people and other fun stuff! :lol:

raaaaaaage

[Ele'ill]

You regular caffeine drinkers know that feeling you get after not drinking caffeine and then having a whole butt load- how your brain is just doing awesome and your muscles are twitching and everything is ok in the entire universe? I need to find another drug that does that every time with 100% consistency.

[El Rojo]

i had real trouble finding the stonerchat thread just now coz its usually one of the longest. common guys, how is a stoned person supposed to find something by such a logical route as its name?

[Salyut]

You regular caffeine drinkers know that feeling you get after not drinking caffeine and then having a whole butt load- how your brain is just doing awesome and your muscles are twitching and everything is ok in the entire universe? I need to find another drug that does that every time with 100% consistency.

Adderall?

[Tablo]

Yummm, speed. :)

[Tablo]

I have eaten so many cheese cracker thingys I might be sick

[Tomhet]

fucking whacked b'y..

[bcbm]

wqvdMB0F_ho

[Sasha]

wqvdMB0F_ho

i was :crying: and then i went :blink: and then i completely :lol: and :laugh:

punks should stop being anarchists and become NSBM to stop the lesbians from an hetero aimed porn site stealing all the girlfriends, and we do this by watching movies of hot girls making out and then we are going out to beat up immigrants?

[Salyut]

i was :crying: and then i went :blink: and then i completely :lol: and :laugh:

punks should stop being anarchists and become NSBM to stop the lesbians from an hetero aimed porn site stealing all the girlfriends, and we do this by watching movies of hot girls making out and then we are going out to beat up immigrants?

apparently

this is amazing

[Salyut]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u47EbZarfDM

the soviet film industry must have had some damn good acid available

[¿Que?]

JctKjVHmo2g

Dude, what if I was like, just a brain in a vat, with wires and shit connected to a computer making me think I have a body?

[Salyut]

JctKjVHmo2g

Dude, what if I was like, just a brain in a vat, with wires and shit connected to a computer making me think I have a body?

read bolstroms simulation argument page

shit bricks

[Salyut]

Anyone else think Fidel smoked blunts with Che?

[Tablo]

65/8.. this is highway robbery! :cursing:

[Ele'ill]

Here I am. I'm here, right?

[Veg_Athei_Socialist]

http://shortwavepirate.info/WBNY/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/FreshGreens.jpg

I just found this, this picture isn't mine.

[Ele'ill]

jPR3UU_-_ug

[Sasha]

John bishop is brilliant...

[Sasha]

and why am i all the time tempted to abuse my admin powers and sneakily change users avatars.

its seriously the only real temptation i have had, i mean, so what i could with some efforts read your PMs or ban all the stalinists, if i could just change Khads avatar to this:
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/162018_106645219392475_7183406_n.jpg
and get away with it live would be perfect :D

[Salyut]

I bought a inline bong.

Yeh.

[Impulse97]

I really wish weed was cheaper. This shit is hurting the 'Ole wallet...Grrr.

[Sasha]

What are the prices actually in countrys weed is illegal? Here lowgrade junk starts at about 6 euros and goes up to beyond 18 for the best

[Tablo]

In my area an eighth of high quality weed goes for about $55. My state is pretty serious about enforcing marijuana prohibition.

[Salyut]

In my area an eighth of high quality weed goes for about $55. My state is pretty serious about enforcing marijuana prohibition.

Thats a quarter o in BC.

[bcbm]

What are the prices actually in countrys weed is illegal? Here lowgrade junk starts at about 6 euros and goes up to beyond 18 for the best

god damn... its like $60 here for an eighth

[Vendetta]

today is officially my last day of smoking, for a goddamn while.

to commemorate,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H9f8qUrF6w

who the hell framed the rabbit

[Blackscare]

What are the prices actually in countrys weed is illegal? Here lowgrade junk starts at about 6 euros and goes up to beyond 18 for the best


How much shemp for the price though? Do you buy by weight or in price designations.

I'm guessing thats basically equivalent to a dime? Or maybe a twenty sack since it's, presumably, cheaper.

[coda]

65 in ny for 1/8 skunk

[Vendetta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADrojCw6amM

aaaaaaaaand kills my childhood glee. every goddamn time

[Sasha]

In my area an eighth of high quality weed goes for about $55. My state is pretty serious about enforcing marijuana prohibition.


Thats a quarter o in BC.


god damn... its like $60 here for an eighth


How much shemp for the price though? Do you buy by weight or in price designations.

I'm guessing thats basically equivalent to a dime? Or maybe a twenty sack since it's, presumably, cheaper.

oh damn, i forgot to post that those prices given by me are per gram. what does that convert too? and how much dollar go in a euro now a days?
guys, maybe after the revolution we shouldnt let the stoners do the economics. we will be fucked if they do.

[synthesis]

god damn... its like $60 here for an eighth


65 in ny for 1/8 skunk

:laugh:

Humboldt County, hash and keef are $10/gram. Portland is $10/gram for top of the line (for Portland - I'd say the best of the best on the West Coast is in LA, not in spite of the price but because of it, because it can make the most money)

[Tomhet]

Welcome to the terrordome motherfuckers!!!
Listening to some Public Enemy on my day off smoking that kush..

[Lord Testicles]

What are the prices actually in countrys weed is illegal? Here lowgrade junk starts at about 6 euros and goes up to beyond 18 for the best

Standard is 1.85g for £10.

[Sasha]

Hmm, I would say that's pretty similar or maybe even slightly below here. Proof again prohibition works a charm huh?

[Impulse97]

Here in NE, Illinois, US its $20 a g on average for good shit and $10-15 for poorer quality shit. $50-70 per 8th depending on the quality. Shit dude Europe is cheap, even converted that's still only $8.64 a g. That settles it. As soon as I finish High School I'm going to college in Europe.

Ah weed, teaching American youth the metric system for 85 years and counting.

[Ele'ill]

2CAV2_oODC0

[Robespierre Richard]

I smoked weed last night and realized that it's really just dumb. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Tablo]

I smoked weed last night and realized that it's really just dumb. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
I smoked weed last night and realized that you're really just dumb. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Robespierre Richard]

I smoked weed last night and realized that you're really just dumb. You should be ashamed of yourself.

What made you come to that realization while smoking weed last night?

[Impulse97]

What made you come to that realization while smoking weed last night?

The fusion of the Universe with the Color Green, that's what.

[Ele'ill]

There were two other place on the forum where I could have posted this but didn't-

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/160787-2/Sloth_shades.gif

[¿Que?]

There were two other place on the forum where I could have posted this but didn't-

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/160787-2/Sloth_shades.gif
yes.

[Ele'ill]

http://www.makinggameofthrones.com/production-diary/2011/4/3/exclusive-sneak-preview-watch-the-first-few-scenes-of-game-o.html

[Tablo]

http://www.makinggameofthrones.com/production-diary/2011/4/3/exclusive-sneak-preview-watch-the-first-few-scenes-of-game-o.html
I am so excited about this!

[bcbm]

i definitely spent last night smoking and watching game of thrones stuff on youtube... glad i am not the only one

[Tablo]

We are going to need a chit-chat discussion about it after it starts airing.

[Ele'ill]

Yeah, I cannot wait. The 15 minute free thing wasn't enough. I am however disappointed with the White Walkers.

[Ele'ill]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/wtf-photos-videos-untitled.gif

[Ele'ill]

http://i.imgur.com/Ai3Sj.gif

[Sasha]

http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bacon/innocent.jpg

[Salyut]

http://illustrationtoolbox.com/articles/artist-jacek-kaczynski/
http://www.beksinski.pl/
http://www.waynebarlowe.com/

Artist dump GOOO.

[bcbm]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-110411-mexico-demonstration-1p.photoblog900.jpg

[¿Que?]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-110411-mexico-demonstration-1p.photoblog900.jpg
Story, please.

[bcbm]

i think it pretty much speaks for itself?

[Blackscare]

I am literally too lazy to pack a bowl that is sitting right in front of my even though I'd like to smoke.

[¿Que?]

i think it pretty much speaks for itself?
Ok, so I'm guessing the guy used to be a professional wrestler, then he got framed for murder, busted out of prison, and went on a rampage fighting crime and getting revenge on the seedy underground organized crime mob that framed him and has the entire police police force on the payroll.

[bcbm]

basically

its from a union protest in mexico... that's all i know

[Impulse97]

I am literally too lazy to pack a bowl that is sitting right in front of my even though I'd like to smoke.

Dibbs!!! :lol:

[Salyut]

i2vancouver2day n i bought sum jack herer btw my federal exemption papers are almost signed now just gotta pick a date anway i went2 the dispensery and i found sum jack herer an i get on the ferry to fgo home and i get on the island and there is a fuckigng dog in the lobby ad i have ten grams of weed on my peron oh holu fuucking shit cause im in anothe thingie (not illegal shit or anything) and it would get ealy fucking bad to get caught with weed right?

[Salyut]

so i mean like there was this dog and i gor my shit in six sandiwch abs, indiv bags and a paperbag inside a breifcase thing right? when i got home kt was starting to smell thru that and like im OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK BACON but it was private bacon

thats still bad and even more fucking capitslist then normal cause its private bit can like enforce the powers of the state, fuck that shit man.

but i was talkig to a crew dude on the ferry about security (cause hey, this be a good place for drug sniffing corgis right? no where to run and shit, why no dogs running arund? apparently all they do is run bomb dogs and the odd...ferymasrhlall or some crazy shit

so i tried getting out as fast as possible and wasnt detected LIKE A BOSS :cool: soldi snake shit totally

n now im sitting at my dsk having cleaned~four vapebong rips off my 20" inline fuck yeah im baked AS FUUUUUUUCK

[Martin Blank]

so i mean like there was this dog and i gor my shit in six sandiwch abs, indiv bags and a paperbag inside a breifcase thing right? when i got home kt was starting to smell thru that and like im OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK BACON but it was private bacon

thats still bad and even more fucking capitslist then normal cause its private bit can like enforce the powers of the state, fuck that shit man.

but i was talkig to a crew dude on the ferry about security (cause hey, this be a good place for drug sniffing corgis right? no where to run and shit, why no dogs running arund? apparently all they do is run bomb dogs and the odd...ferymasrhlall or some crazy shit

so i tried getting out as fast as possible and wasnt detected LIKE A BOSS :cool: soldi snake shit totally

n now im sitting at my dsk having cleaned~four vapebong rips off my 20" inline fuck yeah im baked AS FUUUUUUUCK

+1 because you made my baked ass laugh out loud. :lol:

[Salyut]

http://i.imgur.com/GIbs8.jpg

[Ele'ill]

1dFU-2odNhc

[Sasha]

people always say that if you are in a bad mood you shouldnt smoke as weed enhances your emotions... i on the other hand find that it makes me chill, it helps me snap out of the bad mood so to say...
thoughts?

[Tablo]

people always say that if you are in a bad mood you shouldnt smoke as weed enhances your emotions... i on the other hand find that it makes me chill, it helps me snap out of the bad mood so to say...
thoughts?
Weed always makes me feel better. My life is like a perpetual bad day with the exception of when I'm high. Alcohol has made me feel worse when in a bad mood though.

[Salyut]

it breaks the cycle of thinking I can fall into (the bad kind)

[Impulse97]

I tend to have mood swings and if I don't banish the bad thoughts they take over. It sucks.

[Stranger Than Paradise]

Weed always makes me feel better. My life is like a perpetual bad day with the exception of when I'm high. Alcohol has made me feel worse when in a bad mood though.

I agree, not really had a really bad experience with weed, certainly haven't felt shitty after smoking. Alcohol on the other hand has done some bad things to me when I've been depressed.

[Impulse97]

Derrg. lolololol

[L.A.P.]

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Im so high!!!!!

[bcbm]

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pot_adp.jpg

[Martin Blank]

OuiI0kV4joQ

Watch this in full screen. Also feel free to see the other videos this person did. It will enhance the mood.

[Chapter 24]

Watch this in full screen. Also feel free to see the other videos this person did. It will enhance the mood.

Yes is so fuckin' underrated!

Happy 4/20 everbody.

rpsO7usXyL8

[Sasha]

skoWq27KYeE

[Rusty Shackleford]

my shit right here.

sO7VP34n2Ps

[Sasha]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-fail-photos-autocomplete-me-my-bed-is.jpg

[Ele'ill]

Animal Collective

[L.A.P.]

people always say that if you are in a bad mood you shouldnt smoke as weed enhances your emotions... i on the other hand find that it makes me chill, it helps me snap out of the bad mood so to say...
thoughts?

It definitely enhances my mood when I allow it to, you just have to fight it off.

Happy 4/20!

[Tablo]

I love resin. I was sad about not having weed on 420 until I went to clean my pipes.

[Magón]

I always find the need to smoke as much weed as you can on 4/20, to be stupid. I think 4/20 is stupid in general, but smoking as much as you can on a particular day, or just smoking some because of the 4/20 date, is just fucking retarded. I can see how it's fun when you're younger, but as you get older, it kind of seems more like a young rookie pothead sort of thing to do and get excited over.

Pros smoke as much weed as they can, regardless of the date, and April 20th is just another day, and really not special. So in conclusion, if you're smoking weed today just because it's 4/20, or have, then I really don't care, I just thought I'd share my random opinion on it.

[Tablo]

I always find the need to smoke as much weed as you can on 4/20, to be stupid. I think 4/20 is stupid in general, but smoking as much as you can on a particular day, or just smoking some because of the 4/20 date, is just fucking retarded. I can see how it's fun when you're younger, but as you get older, it kind of seems more like a young rookie pothead sort of thing to do and get excited over.

Pros smoke as much weed as they can, regardless of the date, and April 20th is just another day, and really not special. So in conclusion, if you're smoking weed today just because it's 4/20, or have, then I really don't care, I just thought I'd share my random opinion on it.
I wouldn't consider myself a 'pro', but I do smoke as much as I can at a given time which is why I only had some resin on 420.

[L.A.P.]

I always find the need to smoke as much weed as you can on 4/20, to be stupid. I think 4/20 is stupid in general, but smoking as much as you can on a particular day, or just smoking some because of the 4/20 date, is just fucking retarded. I can see how it's fun when you're younger, but as you get older, it kind of seems more like a young rookie pothead sort of thing to do and get excited over.

Pros smoke as much weed as they can, regardless of the date, and April 20th is just another day, and really not special. So in conclusion, if you're smoking weed today just because it's 4/20, or have, then I really don't care, I just thought I'd share my random opinion on it.

That's what I say, "What's the big deal about today? Everyday is 420 for me!". But my friends are rookies and blow things out of proportion.

[¿Que?]

I got some resin on my new shirt. damn.

[coda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzjMuUrXKSE

[Ele'ill]

everyone type random aldkjhkjdsahf into youtube and post the first video you come across

I searched for "dhane"

NR-6JDFq0jM

[Tablo]

4v-E8M7q83w
I searched 'khgfjh'.

The top suggested video was mildly more interesting.
blxt6-Y50Pc

[Stranger Than Paradise]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzjMuUrXKSE

:D:D

I searched "sdfghsdg"

and got:
BF8q3O2see8

[Salyut]

can't stop listening to aggrotech ahahbgapfnJ

[Ned Kelly]

the marxist islamic caliphate

[Salyut]

the marxist islamic caliphate

translation: hash for everyone
:cool:

[Ned Kelly]

translation: hash for everyone
:cool:

nah bruz, hash is a waste of good buds!

[Salyut]

nah bruz, hash is a waste of good buds!

You can make it with the trim from harvest apparently.

[Sasha]

nah bruz, hash is a waste of good buds!

Dude, you clearly never smoked an good quality hash before. It's such an different, more refined high. Seriously, its like the difference between beer, even when its an quality beer, and an excellent scotch...

Also, this;

You can make it with the trim from harvest apparently.

[Ned Kelly]

Dude, you clearly never smoked an good quality hash before. It's such an different, more refined high. Seriously, its like the difference between beer, even when its an quality beer, and an excellent scotch...

;

I probably haven't..It's rare to come across hash round here, and on the 6-7 occasions I have it's been shit

[Sasha]

Here its called brown gold for a reason, and not just because you can make good money from it.
I'm hoping to get my hands soon on some special iceolator with an thc content of 80% (strongest indoor bud gives you like? 20? 30 tops?) Wich still doesn't give you that downer stoned effect strong weed does, for me it resembles more the high buzz you get from opium..

[Salyut]

I made isohash from resin. :cool:

[Stranger Than Paradise]

hey psycho have you tried hash oil?

that looks amazing

[Sasha]

strangely enough hash oil is an illegal substance here (well, technically so is weed, but you know what i mean) so its almost imposible to get your hands on hash oil. who would risk making, smuggeling or selling an class A drug while it in another form is legal(ish)

[Impulse97]

Here its called brown gold for a reason, and not just because you can make good money from it.
I'm hoping to get my hands soon on some special iceolator with an thc content of 80% (strongest indoor bud gives you like? 20? 30 tops?) Wich still doesn't give you that downer stoned effect strong weed does, for me it resembles more the high buzz you get from opium..

Okay, so mids bud is like what 15% THC with like Kush being at 25-30%?

Also, whats the price difference between hash and weed? Around here bud is like $20 a g for above good shit.

[Sasha]

here is an chart with THC content etc per strain: http://forum.grasscity.com/seasoned-tokers/55205-thc-content-chart.html

and prices? here is an typical amsterdam quality shop menu:

Grass Hash

Thai € 4 per gram Moroccan € 5.00

Skunk € 5 per gram Ice Hash € 15 - 25 a gram

Super Skink € 7.50 per gram Nepalese € 10.00 a gram

Northern Lights € 7 per gram Certain other types can cost up to €45 a gram

White Widow € 7 per gram

AK47 € 7-8 per gram

Silver Haze € 7-8 per gram.

source; http://www.amsterdamescape.com/coffeeshop.html

[Salyut]

Typical dispensary prices in Canada. (http://www.cannabisdispensary.ca/node/13)

Also dark room + weed + Last of the Mohicans (epic...fiddle...music) = best early morning evah. I suspect Daniel Day-Lewis smokes a shit load of weed.

[El Rojo]

mental night last night. MDMA plus weed in an awesome city is the best. im still fairly wired about 12 hrs later. no matter, i will smoke through it!

[Salyut]

http://www.munchhouse.com/conelrad/

[Tablo]

Smoked a bunch of this fake weed shit with my cousin last night. I don't see the appeal. It is more expensive than buying weed and it isn't nearly as good.

[Impulse97]

Smoked a bunch of this fake weed shit with my cousin last night. I don't see the appeal. It is more expensive than buying weed and it isn't nearly as good.


No it isn't but its legal so people will settle.

[Tomhet]

strangely enough hash oil is an illegal substance here (well, technically so is weed, but you know what i mean) so its almost imposible to get your hands on hash oil. who would risk making, smuggeling or selling an class A drug while it in another form is legal(ish)
I don't get it Psycho is it illegal but like noone enforces it or w/e???

Also, nothing like the combo of getting off a crappy day at work (fast food lol), black sabbath, and bong hits... :cool:

[Os Cangaceiros]

One of my friend's younger sisters from my neighborhood swung by house today and smoked me out. It was kind of a surreal situation, since I had never hung out with her really at all before today (well, if I went over to my friend's house, but not one-on-one), and I hadn't seen her in four years or so.

[Sasha]

I don't get it Psycho is it illegal but like noone enforces it or w/e???


okay, here it goes, if you dont follow, no worry's neither do we, dutch weed laws can be quite kafkean
officially all weed and hash are illegal except personal possession lower than 5 gram but in some cases they are gedoogd (which is an formal way of tollerated/not prosecuted/legalish)

so it comes down too;

as an individual
personal use possession lower than 5 grams: legal
Possession with intent to sell; illegal
growing less than 5 plants: legal
more: illegal
up to there fairly simple but now comes the hard part;

if you are the owner of an coffeeshop you run an legal business, you need an government permission, you need to pay tax.
selling less than 5 grams to each customer is legal.
but possession of more than 500 grams is illegal again, but 500 gram is by far not enough to sustain your shop so the coffeeshops need an illegal stash nearby where they can get supply from constantly.
and buying weed wholesale is illegal anyway so not only do the rules make any coffeeshop half a criminal, they force the owners to only buy from criminals.
and now the extremeright/conservative/christiandemocrat government uses the "they are all criminals" bullshit as an pretext to try an close down the shops.

[DDR]

This is a little rant:

Why is so damned difficut to find weed in bavaria???? 4 months sober as a mormon, dudes, just because I canno't find a damn thing!!!

[Salyut]

Tory majority = hello mandatory prison time for weed.

I'm gonna protest the only way I know how...

[Os Cangaceiros]

I hate people who act really sketchy/nervous around law enforcement when they have weed on them, or have just smoked weed. Don't they know that's how cops pick out people who may be up to some sort of criminal activity, by those who suddenly alter their behavior when 5-0 rolls up?

You just gotta mad dog the police when you see them. Just look 'em right in the eyes with that look which says "you ain't shit, pig". That's a sure way to ingratiate yourself with cops.

[Tablo]

Dude, I hate when people freak their shit when they see cops.

[Lobotomy]

MapB5cBIIqI

[LeninBalls]

Dude, I hate when people freak their shit when they see cops.

When you're in those situations it's really hard to try to act normal. Of course the best thing to do is to try and calm them down discreetly. It kind of annoys me too, but I tolerate it. I mean, we've all been there before during our early smoking days.

[Tablo]

Why the fuck do straight edge fuckers think they are better than me?

[bcbm]

cuz yer a stoner?

[El Rojo]

coz they get to make an X shape with thier arms to express thier identity?

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

Do not EVER watch Planet Earth while you are stoned. After like 5 bowls we started watching it. Fucking penguins getting killed by fucking seals. Shit. Chimps eating each other. I was crying tears of sadness/laughing.

[bcbm]

i watched all of planet earth stoned it was awesome you are just like "holy shit that is real and happening on this planet right now" and its incredible

[Ele'ill]

I watched Baraka while stoned http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103767/

'Holy shit I live on this planet'

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

Do any of you stoners notice that you've got a sort of sense about who smokes too?

[Os Cangaceiros]

Like, a gaydar for stoners?

[Impulse97]

Do any of you stoners notice that you've got a sort of sense about who smokes too?

Sorta. Some people are tough. Most people wouldn't expect me to smoke.

[Tablo]

I do get a sense. If you don't really know you can just mention weed and tell by how they react to the mention of it.

[LeninBalls]

Do any of you stoners notice that you've got a sort of sense about who smokes too?

I don't think it works like that. To me ANYONE can smoke. I mean sure you can find the typical long haired dreadlock guys, or girls with purple hair and leapord patterned pants that go to raves and just assume they smoke, but then there's people like my friend, a kinda bourgeois Italian girl who's really intellectual and doesn't like drinking and dresses and looks nice etc, BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW SHE SMOKES.

So yeah.

[Vendetta]

ive reached the conclusion that fear & loathing in las vegas and who framed roger rabbit are the same goddamn movie from different povs.

[Ned Kelly]

on dah mad hookz

[Comrade J]

Seeing as this thread is named after a Pink Floyd album, this is pretty cool, David Gilmour secretly agreed to play with Roger Waters yesterday. Wish I'd been there, The Wall is the ultimate stoner album (and words can't even describe what its like on shrooms).

-L42YTWSJtI

[Salyut]

Jack Herer is some good shit. Should be named Weederall tbh.

[black magick hustla]

goooooood im with bcbm amd some kid that was drinking with us got so fucked upm he knocked his tooth out

[ʇsıɥɔɹɐuɐ ıɯɐbıɹo]

Hey guiz I don't have any weed on my now but I made this for weed-smoking people to have.

http://i.imgur.com/rb8Rb.gif

Feel free to spread it around and stuff.

[Impulse97]

Hey guiz I don't have any weed on my now but I made this for weed-smoking people to have.

http://i.imgur.com/rb8Rb.gif

Feel free to spread it around and stuff.


Dammit, you just posted this now? I quit weed yesterday! Well harrumph. :D

[bcbm]

goooooood im with bcbm amd some kid that was drinking with us got so fucked upm he knocked his tooth out

lol i drove him to the dentist

[the last donut of the night]

yo bcbm n maldy: lets save up money to get stoned with bailey and say, sam_b

[9]

I watched Baraka while stoned http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103767/

'Holy shit I live on this planet'

I've done that before. Also, Koyaanisqatsi. I don't remember much of either tbh.

[Salyut]

yo bcbm n maldy: lets save up money to get stoned with bailey and say, sam_b

:crying:

[Communist Pear]

I look forward to friday in a week, when I can smoke again. :)

I'm going to smoke myself into oblivion. :lol:

[Omi]

i watched all of planet earth stoned it was awesome you are just like "holy shit that is real and happening on this planet right now" and its incredible

I watched Planet Earth creatures of the deep on shrooms. It was fucking gold.

[Sasha]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/74796c59-3100-4e10-9eaa-103ba1ece25a.gif

[Sasha]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/infinitywavep1.gif

[ʇsıɥɔɹɐuɐ ıɯɐbıɹo]

Dammit, you just posted this now? I quit weed yesterday! Well harrumph. :D

You can still show it to people who you know like weed. :)

[Sasha]

Just came out of work, if I quickly walk the dog I can finaly sit down with some good hash and a nice drink.

[Salyut]

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/30972-the-other-animated-titanic-movie

watch this shit high

i lose it at the octopus-under-ship bit everytime

[Johnny Kerosene]

greygoose + apple juice,

haha, that rhymed.:lol:

[Communist Pear]

Just did three weeks without any drugs. Today I drank vodka and smoked pure j's. I'm fucked up, but crystal clear in my head. Weird shit. Srs fucked up memory though.

[¿Que?]

Two words: Spice tobacco. What's up, whose got the patent.

aDLGXN1qaWY

[Salyut]

I'm going to eat a entire cookie and maybe more in a bit. I need to sleep..and why not... :cool:

[Quail]

I haven't posted in this stoner talk thread. I've been slacking.

Next time someone has my son for the night...

[bcbm]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41r6ai%2B0H5L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[Hebrew Hammer]

I must have this:

http://www.gobollywood.com/profile/sushmita-sen.jpg

I will have you one day my precious sushmita, one day. I also require more of these:


http://www.yoplait.com/images/light/very-cherry.png

[Ned Kelly]

shits so dope.

just downed a bucket of fried chicken lifes sweet

[Tablo]

Cousin had me smoke some fake weed shit he's trying to sell and I threw up all over his bathroom.

I think I got my point across. :cool:

[Lord Testicles]

7QLSRMoKKS0

[Hebrew Hammer]

Mastool, g-d damn, afghan kush treats me nice, tastes even better mixed with a little jasmin al fakher and an ice water base. I need some more popeyes though.


7QLSRMoKKS0

I wish he was my weather man. :(

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

heh... whoah.
NhheiPTdZCw

[Salyut]

I need to get high after what happened today.

Jesus fucking christ...

[Obs]

I just bought a new pipe and DAMN is it stylish...

[Hebrew Hammer]

I just bought a new pipe and DAMN is it stylish...

Like a pipe-pipe, tobacco pipe or a piece?

[Obs]

Like a pipe-pipe, tobacco pipe or a piece?

Little tobacco pipe. dark. wooden. urn-like bowl. All. Class.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Little tobacco pipe. dark. wooden. urn-like bowl. All. Class.

So you got yourself a nice briar pipe, eh? What brand? Got me a nice Dr. Grabow myself (among others). Briar is the way to go. Just with ganji you have to clean it out more since the resin is different and 'heavier' otherwise things might get clogged and the mouthpiece might get stuck (happened to me once).

[Obs]

So you got yourself a nice briar pipe, eh? What brand? Got me a nice Dr. Grabow myself (among others). Briar is the way to go. Just with ganji you have to clean it out more since the resin is different and 'heavier' otherwise things might get clogged and the mouthpiece might get stuck (happened to me once).

No brand. Bought it at a booth in Christiania. Handmade.

[Hebrew Hammer]

No brand. Bought it at a booth in Christiania. Handmade.

Sounds *****in.

[Obs]

Sounds *****in.

It's *****in's wooden grandmother.

[Obs]

Yo guys I just bought another pipe

[JustMovement]

what are some good movies to watch while stoned? I dont like shitty stoner comedies, more stuff that is either a mindfuck/or is filmed beautifuly. Some shit that I like to watch while stoned: A scanner darkly, solaris, lake tahoe, barabrella queen of the universe (ok that is kind of a stoner comedy).

[bcbm]

was drinking vodka and smoking on the porch with my roommate last night and our neighbor calls over and is like "mind if i toke" and we're like "not if you give us some" so we went over and smoked and it was bizarre she talked about all these people she knew who had od'd and was just fucking weird and then my roommate and i beat a hasty retreat to the couch where we listened to black sabbath and passed out

best friday i've had in awhile

[Sasha]

been working 13 hours straight tossing drunken idiots from an 10.000 strong (minimal) techno festival, came home to find an note on my door from my crazy alcoholic neighboor *****ing about my dog barking for an hour.
he is really lucky i didnt run in to him because i dont know what i would have done.
now smoking some good hash and drinking some wine, need to sleep soon as in 11 hours i have another 11 hour shift barrier duty at an metalcore festival :bored:

[Obs]

I really really love smoking weed in pipes

[Hebrew Hammer]

I really really love smoking weed in pipes

Damn straight, fuck blunts, fuck joints, fuck bowls, I'm straight pipe and nargila.

On a related note:

lPUQOmM2ixQ

This ain't IHOP, nope, this the waffle house, know how we rock.

[Arilou Lalee'lay]

what are some good movies to watch while stoned? I dont like shitty stoner comedies, more stuff that is either a mindfuck/or is filmed beautifuly. Some shit that I like to watch while stoned: A scanner darkly, solaris, lake tahoe, barabrella queen of the universe (ok that is kind of a stoner comedy).

Waking Life.

[JustMovement]

Waking Life.

seen it way too many times.

[Tablo]

what are some good movies to watch while stoned? I dont like shitty stoner comedies, more stuff that is either a mindfuck/or is filmed beautifuly. Some shit that I like to watch while stoned: A scanner darkly, solaris, lake tahoe, barabrella queen of the universe (ok that is kind of a stoner comedy).
2001: A Space Odyssey

[Obs]

Damn straight, fuck blunts, fuck joints, fuck bowls, I'm straight pipe and nargila.

On a related note:

lPUQOmM2ixQ

This ain't IHOP, nope, this the waffle house, know how we rock.

Yo, bongs are pretty sweet, too.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Yo, bongs are pretty sweet, too.

I'm down with all water pipes, I'll smoke anything really but preference/daily ritual wise, it's pipes or nargila/hookah.

[JustMovement]

Just watched Dark City, I cant tell if it got shittier because i sobered up, or if it just started out well and went downhill. Anyways i wouldnt recommend it.

2001 is a good idea tho.

[Salyut]

2010 is good too. Probably a easier watch too if you can't get into 2001.

[JustMovement]

ive seen 2001 (years ago) and and remember enjoying it so ill check it out again.

[Obs]

x3wrFsdkZkA

[JustMovement]

lost my shit...i cleaned my entire room and nothing.:(

[Sasha]

smoking skunk again for the first time in ages...
skunk & a wu-tang show... its like i'm all 14 again.....

[Salyut]

I dropped ten bux on some primo shit last night. One vape-bong hit and bam: next thing I know its three in the fucking morning.

dude what

[Lord Testicles]

hoytrHE821o

:lol:

[L.A.P.]

Why is the Stonertalk thread always so boring? Come on guys, you're high! Spruce up this thread.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/xtwiztidfairyx/trippy-man-tree.jpg

[bcbm]

CqDubWMkdIs

cudYhyx5UIA

[Rusty Shackleford]

nVJ3vmjtyTQ

[Tablo]

Got a bunch of lortabs. Sooooo happy! :D

[Hebrew Hammer]

0QKSMAOgnwo

I'm in Alaska, northern lightz.

fe-MHkUwtFk

[bcbm]

lxLom07uGFY

[synthesis]

Got a bunch of lortabs. Sooooo happy! :D

Fuck yeah, what's the milligrammage on those? I literally just found like fifteen vicodins I had left over from when I fractured my spine a month or two ago.

Anyone know what happens if you take a lorazepam, a valium and a klonopin at the same time? Is it awesome? If the weather's nice this weekend, I'm gonna find out for myself.

[Tablo]

Fuck yeah, what's the milligrammage on those? I literally just found like fifteen vicodins I had left over from when I fractured my spine a month or two ago.

Anyone know what happens if you take a lorazepam, a valium and a klonopin at the same time? Is it awesome? If the weather's nice this weekend, I'm gonna find out for myself.
They were 7.5mg. Only got 3 left. :(

[Obs]

Okay so it's 10.40am and I'm high. What do I do?

[synthesis]

They were 7.5mg. Only got 3 left. :(

You fuck with potentiators (http://opioids.com/opiates/index.html) at all? Here's my recipe:

2 Tagamets (60/$10 generic at Walgreens)
Glass of grapefruit juice
1 Zyrtec (14/$1 generic at Dollar Tree)
1 Aleve (300/$10 at Rite-Aid)
1 Coricidin HBP Cough/Cold (4mg CPM, 15mg DXM, expensive)
2 Benedryls (36/$1 at Dollar Tree)

[Decolonize The Left]

Okay so it's 10.40am and I'm high. What do I do?

Listen to this:
05beIXeAi2s
Then go for a walk with the jolly song in your head.

[Sasha]

damn, bought some excelent haze and even better unpressed crystals today.....
i'm not sure at what time i will trust my legs again enough to go and walk the dog...
holysmosis

[synthesis]

damn, bought some excelent haze and even better unpressed crystals today.....

Haha, we call that keef. I thought you were talking about meth for a second.

[Quail]

God I'm such a lightweight. High as fuck on half a pill. :blushing:
I loooooove mdma.

[L.A.P.]

Finally got a hold of this legendary weed called black widow. I live in the middle of two drug trade capitals of the country so the weed varies a lot, but most of the time it's just pretty good weed with the average orange strands to rarely high-class shit with the white and purple strands. But I just tested some of this purple shit called black widow from my drug dealer whom was drunk at that time. I hit him up real good by getting 1.5 grams of the black widow and a gram of some orange shit called trainwreck. I'm starting to get a tolerance by smoking everyday thus being high every second of my day, so I don't get excited off the high I get from my weed much anymore. And if I do occasionally get the amazing highs, it's because I did a jamaican steam room or at least a bong so smoking the bowl doesn't get me very high anymore. However, I only smoked a set of that trainwreck shit from my bowl and I'm having a mother fucking amazing high right now. Can't wait until I get to do jamaican steam room with the black widow.

[Sasha]

I loooooove mdma.


aaah, i want E again!! shitty thing is that as soon as you turn an bouncer all your friends magically stop knowing any pushers... its so frustrating not being able to get my hands on any when you work in my line of work...

[Quail]

You could be the cool bouncer that turns a blind eye.

[Salyut]

I have a corn cob pipe.


:cool:

[synthesis]

aaah, i want E again!! shitty thing is that as soon as you turn an bouncer all your friends magically stop knowing any pushers... its so frustrating not being able to get my hands on any when you work in my line of work...

Can't they just middle it to you?

[Impulse97]

Wow. Just found this thread again. :lol: What'd I miss?

[Robespierre Richard]

I found a bag of heads on the road today while skateboarding. You cannot brolive my luck.

[Impulse97]

What?!?! Heads? From what?

[Sasha]

What?!?! Heads? From what?

i assume:
http://press.take88.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Marijuana-Plant.gif

[Robespierre Richard]

Yeah it was like point four but I killed all of it and listened to Wiz Khalifa with some bros. Man that guy is so nuts.

[Impulse97]

Ohhh, heads = buds. lolz at least where I'm from a head is a person aka a stoner.

btw I'm working on getting a job at a local head shop. It would be so epic if I could get a job there. I might even get discounts on Bongs and hitters! :lol:

[Robespierre Richard]

Ohhh, heads = buds. lolz at least where I'm from a head is a person aka a stoner.

btw I'm working on getting a job at a local head shop. It would be so epic if I could get a job there. I might even get discounts on Bongs and hitters! :lol:

No, heads is the good weed that's mostly indica as opposed to mids that is mostly saliva and are of lower quality. That's like Baltimore area though.

Also if you're getting a job at a head shop you should know by now that there is no such thing as bongs, only water pipes.

[¿Que?]

No, heads is the good weed that's mostly indica as opposed to mids that is mostly saliva and are of lower quality. That's like Baltimore area though.

Also if you're getting a job at a head shop you should know by now that there is no such thing as bongs, only water pipes.
Yeah, I have to concur with Impulse97. A head is a person who smokes. But I guess it must be a regional thing.

As for the water pipes, I'd imagine they're for tobacco use only, eh;)

[Impulse97]

No, heads is the good weed that's mostly indica as opposed to mids that is mostly saliva and are of lower quality. That's like Baltimore area though.

Also if you're getting a job at a head shop you should know by now that there is no such thing as bongs, only water pipes.

I too think it may just be a regional thing. By us we just name each strain and there's a few broader terms that don't really get used much unless a strain is really unusual or un-named

Mersh --> Mids --> Regs --> Danke --> Kush level or better

[synthesis]

I too think it may just be a regional thing. By us we just name each strain and there's a few broader terms that don't really get used much unless a strain is really unusual or un-named

Mersh --> Mids --> Regs --> Danke --> Kush level or better

Mid-westerners have the funniest names for weed. Our mids are your "dank/nugs" and your "mids" are our schwag.

[Impulse97]

Mid-westerners have the funniest names for weed. Our mids are your "dank/nugs" and your "mids" are our schwag.

Pop Quiz!

What's 'shake'?



btw: nug by us doesn't refer to any particular grade of weed, but weed in general. Like buds or reefer. Or my personal favorite, The Devil's Lettuce. :lol:

[JustMovement]

Americans have the funniest names for weed. Here its generally either skunk or shit.

[Tablo]

Americans have the funniest names for weed. Here its generally either skunk or shit.
I think it is because Americans have much more variety and higher quality stuff.

[Hebrew Hammer]

I found a bag of heads on the road today while skateboarding. You cannot brolive my luck.

I fucking hate you, I'm the only person I know who hasn't found weed that wasn't already contained in their own carpet, fuck damnt.

[Lobotomy]

I want to get ridiculously, uncomfortably high right now, but I need to make my weed last all summer. ffffuuuuuuu what to do, what to do

[Tablo]

I want to get ridiculously, uncomfortably high right now, but I need to make my weed last all summer. ffffuuuuuuu what to do, what to do
Smoke it all in one day. Seriously. Then blow all your money on more weed.

[Quail]

^ Great advice. :thumbup1:

[Impulse97]

Smoke it all in one day. Seriously. Then blow all your money on more weed.

It's what I do. Might be getting a job at a head shop soon if all goes well.

[Salyut]

new meds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregabalin)

Doc decided to try this and taper off the mood stabilizer I'm on (Lamotrigine). I popped one last night and again this morning. Its kinda like a benzo feeling but I've had like two intrusive thoughts all day and I was able to dismiss them easily. :D

Also its synergistic with weed or something.

[Impulse97]

How dangerous is E?

Anybody know?

[Salyut]

How dangerous is E?

Anybody know?

http://www.pillreports.com/
http://www.tripproject.ca/trip/?q=node/76

Make sure its really E.

I'd have to order it from the internet if I wanted to try it. :(

[Salyut]

actually I just checked out that uh marketplace everyone is talking about with bitcoin and shit


holy fucking shit

[Lobotomy]

How dangerous is E?

Anybody know?

MDMA itself isn't too dangerous, but E can be a bit dangerous because you can never really be sure what it's coated with. Your dealer might think it's coated with something harmless like LSD but in fact it could be something like speed. That happened to a friend of mine and nothing really went too wrong aside from the fact that she couldn't sleep for 48 hours. Overall it's not the most dangerous drug out there but do at your own risk.

[Lobotomy]

Smoke it all in one day. Seriously. Then blow all your money on more weed.

I would do that but I don't have access to a dealer for a few months so I gotta make it last :/

[Tablo]

http://www.pillreports.com/
http://www.tripproject.ca/trip/?q=node/76

Make sure its really E.

I'd have to order it from the internet if I wanted to try it. :(
Yeah, it is surprising how much stuff sold as E really doesn't even contain MDMA.


actually I just checked out that uh marketplace everyone is talking about with bitcoin and shit


holy fucking shit
Marketplace? You talking about some deepnet stuff?

[Tablo]

I would do that but I don't have access to a dealer for a few months so I gotta make it last :/
What type of area are you in? If you're in any reasonably sized city it should be relatively easy to find someone. Especially if you know other people that smoke.