Alcoholic beverage with pee colour

[eyedrop]

I'm planning to prepare a couple of warm shots in a couple of those glasses you take pissing samples in as a birthday present.

I need a shot/drink I can put in it with a colour which resembles pee so I can hand over a warm piss sample glass and say; "Here, drink this."

The birthdayee is not very fond of brown liquids so you know that, but it's an option as it's not her that decides her birthday presents.

Any recommendations folks?

Edit; my birth certificate tells me I'm a quarter of a century, but sometimes I doubt it.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

whisky looks a bit like piss, especially if you have dark piss from drinking too much whisky.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Vodka. (For the properly hydrated among us)

[An archist]

apple gin

[praxis1966]

I've seen other variants than my go to recipe, but you could always make "lemon drops"... Mix equal parts vodka and lemoncello. Shoot it like you would a tequila shot, except substitute lemon and sugar for the lime and salt.

Or... If you wanted to be a douche, you could always make her a "Three Wise Men." It's a joke shot that you buy for your buddy in a bar when s/he's not looking. All it takes is equal parts Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Jose Cuervo (Especial).

I guess it depends on what you're after. The first recipe people tend to love because it's sweet and fruity. The second one is more of a practical joke if you wanna just gross her out. Your choice. (And yes, I've spent a lot of time working around booze, whether in liquor stores or in bars).

[Sasha]

Vodka with (warmed up) applejuice

[eyedrop]

Thanks for some good ideas folks

[Ele'ill]

I'm planning to prepare a couple of warm shots in a couple of those glasses you take pissing samples in as a birthday present.

I need a shot/drink I can put in it with a colour which resembles pee so I can hand over a warm piss sample glass and say; "Here, drink this."

The birthdayee is not very fond of brown liquids so you know that, but it's an option as it's not her that decides her birthday presents.

Any recommendations folks?

Edit; my birth certificate tells me I'm a quarter of a century, but sometimes I doubt it.

Vodka in a lighter beer

[Tablo]

Vodka with (warmed up) applejuice
This would be perfect.

[coda]

Coors light = rocky mountain piss water

[Magón]

How about light beer in general?

[Tablo]

Beer shots don't make sense to me.

[Hoplite]

I think certain whiskey brands have the right color.

I dunno, I dont drink.

[Amphictyonis]

Brandy.

[MarxSchmarx]

chardonay

[eyedrop]

I think Psycho's proposition will be the winner, as then I will avoid any alcohol fleeing when it's heating up. Unfortunately my liquor-shelf is empty of Vodka, and all the other non-brown liquors so I'll be of to the winemonopoly later today.

[praxis1966]

Beer shots don't make sense to me.

Qua? Never heard of a boilermaker? Car bomb? Classics IMO.

[Sasha]

I think Psycho's proposition will be the winner, as then I will avoid any alcohol fleeing when it's heating up. Unfortunately my liquor-shelf is empty of Vodka, and all the other non-brown liquors so I'll be of to the winemonopoly later today.


glad to be of service

[Sasha]

Beer shots don't make sense to me.


Qua? Never heard of a boilermaker? Car bomb? Classics IMO.

are those something as an "kopstoot" (headbut), wich is an shot jenever wich you chase down with an beer?

we also have the "duikboot" (submarine) where you drop the shot of jenever (inc the shotglas!) in the beer, dangerous for your head the next day and dangerous for your front teeth on the moment of drinking.

[praxis1966]

are those something as an "kopstoot" (headbut), wich is an shot jenever wich you chase down with an beer?

we also have the "duikboot" (submarine) where you drop the shot of jenever (inc the shotglas!) in the beer, dangerous for your head the next day and dangerous for your front teeth on the moment of drinking.

A boilermaker can be done either way depending on who's doing the serving. A car bomb (sometimes referred to as an "Irish car bomb") is a shot which is equal parts Irish whiskey (pref Jameson) and Irish cream liqueur (pref Bailey's) dropped directly into a draught Guinness and drunk all at once. That one's particularly delicious (and dangerous) because it tastes like chocolate milk. The American bars I have been to which serve them have actually come up with a working solution to the danger to your teeth, though: disposable plastic shot cups.

http://www.simplysmartliving.com/assets/images/pg-plastic-shot-glasses.jpg

[#FF0000]

give them a cup with literal urine it in.

[Sir Comradical]

Are you taking the piss?

[eyedrop]

glad to be of service
Although I'll probably use gin instead as that can actually be used for other things as well unlike vodka.

give them a cup with literal urine it in.
With my reputation I would actually be liable to do that.

Are you taking the piss?
No.

Edit; After going to the winemonopoly I threw out all of your suggestions and bought a bottle of Galiano instead. Thats actually good, doesn't need to be mixed with anything and can be favorably mixed with the drink of gods (coffe, and some cream on top).

http://www.matmoro.no/wp-content/uploads/Galliano-and-glass.jpg

[Rusty Shackleford]

tequila reposado or oro.