Anyone heard this joke? [Archive]

Sir Comradical

10th March 2011, 21:37

A union member, a tea-party guy and a billionaire are sitting at a table with 12 cookies in front of them. The billionaire quickly grabs 11 cookies and leans over to the tea-party guy and says "better watch out, that union guy is after your cookie"...

Or better yet...

A homeless person, a tea-party guy and a billionaire are sitting at a table with 12 cookies in front of them. The billionaire quickly grabs 11 cookies and leans over to the tea-party guy and says "better watch out, that homeless person is after your cookie"...

Quail

10th March 2011, 22:00

I've heard a variation on it, with something more relevant to the UK substituted for "tea-party guy." Amused me.

Pirate Utopian

10th March 2011, 22:28

How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

Sir Comradical

10th March 2011, 23:33

I've heard a variation on it, with something more relevant to the UK substituted for "tea-party guy." Amused me.

A UK relevant one could be

A poor muslim immigrant, a BNP voter and a billionaire are sitting at a table with 12 cookies in front of them. The billionaire quickly grabs 11 cookies and leans over to the BNP voter and says "better watch out, that muslim immigrant is after your cookie"...

Sir Comradical

10th March 2011, 23:33

How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

*Badumtish!*

Pretty Flaco

10th March 2011, 23:54

How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

I feel sad that that actually made me lol :blushing:

Stand Your Ground

12th March 2011, 00:10

A union member, a tea-party guy and a billionaire are sitting at a table with 12 cookies in front of them. The billionaire quickly grabs 11 cookies and leans over to the tea-party guy and says "better watch out, that union guy is after your cookie"...
That's great lol. I can't wait to tell my boss that one.:D

Fulanito de Tal

12th March 2011, 00:13

A union member, a tea-party guy and a billionaire are sitting at a table with 12 cookies in front of them. The billionaire quickly grabs 11 cookies and leans over to the tea-party guy and says "better watch out, that union guy is after your cookie"...

Or better yet...

A homeless person, a tea-party guy and a billionaire are sitting at a table with 12 cookies in front of them. The billionaire quickly grabs 11 cookies and leans over to the tea-party guy and says "better watch out, that homeless person is after your cookie"...

Good one! :lol: