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Sasha
3rd March 2011, 15:18
Grant Storms Arrested: Anti-Gay Christian Pastor Charged Over Public Masturbation (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/01/grant-storms-arrested-masturbating_n_830000.html)

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First Posted: 03/ 1/11 05:40 PM Updated: 03/ 2/11 12:37 PM


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Rev. Grant Storms, a renowned anti-gay Christian pastor from Louisiana, was arrested (http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/02/man_booked_with_masturbating_a.html) last week for masturbating at a public park, in the vicinity of a carousel and playground where children were present.
According to the New Orleans Times-Picayune (http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/02/man_booked_with_masturbating_a.html), one woman saw Storms parked in his van "looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down...," the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office report (http://topics.nola.com/tag/jefferson%20parish%20sheriff%27s%20office/index.html) read. After judging that Storms was masturbating, the woman and another mother who witnessed the event both alerted deputies.
After being apprehended by authorities, Storms claimed that he had been urinating into a bottle. He was then booked for obscenity -- charges that he denied (http://www.fox8live.com/news/local/story/Storms-denies-obscenity-charges-apologizes-for/etD-dlb0MEm6gsQyWVmVnA.cspx) -- and then released due to overcrowding in the jail.
The pastor appeared less willing to discuss the matter at a press conference on Tuesday, during which he blamed "pornography" for the incident.
"Pornography is destructive and it can ruin a person's life, and it ruined my life," he said (http://www.wwl.com/VIDEO--Storms-blames-porn--denies-exposing-self-to/9307276) at the conference, admitting that he had his hands in his pants, but maintaining that he wasn't masturbating. "Do I have problems? Yes. Did I do something wrong? Yes."
Despite his apology, which he also extended to the gay community, to which he has been a prominent opponent, Grants also denied claims that he had been "looking at the children" in the area.
WWL reports (http://www.wwl.com/VIDEO--Storms-blames-porn--denies-exposing-self-to/9307276) on Grants' past behavior against the LGBT community of New Orleans:

Storms has been a very vocal critic of the gay community and tried to get the gay pride festival, Southern Decadence, shut down after he videotaped man participating in sex acts and masturbating in the street.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/01/grant-storms-arrested-masturbating_n_830000.html

Hoplite
4th March 2011, 21:47
The pastor appeared less willing to discuss the matter at a press conference on Tuesday, during which he blamed "pornography" for the incident.
Oh fuck you, seriously, fuck you so hard.

The vast majority of humanity seems to be able to look at pictures of tig ol' biddies without trying to rub one out at a playground. This is worse than the damn Twinky defense.

Omsk
4th March 2011, 21:48
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No comment..Really...

Jazzratt
5th March 2011, 18:50
"Pornography is destructive and it can ruin a person's life, and it ruined my life," he said (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.wwl.com/VIDEO--Storms-blames-porn--denies-exposing-self-to/9307276) at the conference, admitting that he had his hands in his pants, but maintaining that he wasn't masturbating. Yeah, I know that one. I often find myself innocently standing around in public with my hand around my genitals too...

Fulanito de Tal
5th March 2011, 18:59
Rev. Grant Storms, a renowned anti-gay Christian pastor from Louisiana, was arrested (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/02/man_booked_with_masturbating_a.html) last week for masturbating at a public park, in the vicinity of a carousel and playground where children were present.
According to the New Orleans Times-Picayune (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/02/man_booked_with_masturbating_a.html), one woman saw Storms parked in his van "looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down...," the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office report (http://topics.nola.com/tag/jefferson%20parish%20sheriff%27s%20office/index.html) read. After judging that Storms was masturbating, the woman and another mother who witnessed the event both alerted deputies.
After being apprehended by authorities, Storms claimed that he had been urinating into a bottle. He was then booked for obscenity -- charges that he denied (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.fox8live.com/news/local/story/Storms-denies-obscenity-charges-apologizes-for/etD-dlb0MEm6gsQyWVmVnA.cspx) -- and then released due to overcrowding in the jail.
The pastor appeared less willing to discuss the matter at a press conference on Tuesday, during which he blamed "pornography" for the incident.
"Pornography is destructive and it can ruin a person's life, and it ruined my life," he said (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.wwl.com/VIDEO--Storms-blames-porn--denies-exposing-self-to/9307276) at the conference, admitting that he had his hands in his pants, but maintaining that he wasn't masturbating. "Do I have problems? Yes. Did I do something wrong? Yes."
Despite his apology, which he also extended to the gay community, to which he has been a prominent opponent, Grants also denied claims that he had been "looking at the children" in the area.
WWL reports (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.wwl.com/VIDEO--Storms-blames-porn--denies-exposing-self-to/9307276) on Grants' past behavior against the LGBT community of New Orleans:
Storms has been a very vocal critic of the gay community and tried to get the gay pride festival, Southern Decadence, shut down after he videotaped man participating in sex acts and masturbating in the street.

He must have been so jealous of the Southern Decadence Fest! :drool:

Dimentio
5th March 2011, 19:08
He should have said like Diogenes: "If one only could stop being hungry by rubbing the tummy"

Red_Struggle
5th March 2011, 19:10
And he was released due to "overcrowding"...? I guess we would rather detain people for smoking pot or having a gram on them and let the public masturbator go free.

Iron fist of 'Merican justice right there.

Dimentio
5th March 2011, 19:18
And he was released due to "overcrowding"...? I guess we would rather detain people for smoking pot or having a gram on them and let the public masturbator go free.

Iron fist of 'Merican justice right there.

Personally, I think public masturbation is about the same thing as for example smoking pot on a public place. Most people who are masturbating in public are either alcoholics or mildly mentally challenged.

Fulanito de Tal
5th March 2011, 19:24
Where did people masturbate before private quarters were used?

Yo, Jack got caught jacking off 300 yards west of here again. What a perv.