qad libs; generate your own qadaffi speech

[Sasha]

“I am a revleft posters, a revolutionary from the Revleft …. I am not going to posts this land. I will die here as a messageboard. You Malte and Bogovich who loves Qaddafi … get out of your Stormfront and fill the Mises …. A countless group of few people who have taken RAAN have destroyed police stations like rats … burn the mice. forums in washington protested for days near a mate sign …. Then the black choppers came and written them …. I have not yet ordered one adminforum to be leaked. When I do, everything will banned. There is no going east. Only north, further, backwards!”

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2011/02/qad-libs-201102?mbid=social_retweet

[Princess Luna]

I am a Janitor , a revolutionary from the restrooms …. I am not going to fuck this land. I will die here as a chair. You Martians and French who love Qaddafi … get out of your jails and fill the wal-marts …. A Blue group of happy people who have taken child porn have tickled police stations like guinea pigs … drink the gerbils. televisions in london protested for days near a pepsi sign …. Then the trucks came and shitted them …. I have not yet ordered one table to be barked. When I do, everything will stare. There is no going north. Only north, north, south!
wow that actually sounds likes something Gadaffi would say :laugh:

[Chimurenga.]

Awesome.


“I am a Hitman, a revolutionary from the Trees …. I am not going to bring this land. I will die here as a theocracy. You Bob Avakian and Alex Jones who care Qaddafi … get out of your Wyomings and fill the Frankfurts …. A slimy group of glowing people who have taken salvia have hit police stations like beaver … run the squrriel. Forklifts in Hanoi protested for days near a chardonnay sign …. Then the Forklift came and drank them …. I have not yet ordered one cookies to be ate. When I do, everything will sing. There is no going south. Only up, north, down!”

[Angry Young Man]

Gadaffi? The mad wanker shouting all the maddest bits of the internet aloud forever?

[Panda Tse Tung]

“I am a Warehouse worker, a revolutionary from the Brabant …. I am not going to work this land. I will die here as a anus. You Brabantians and Hollandians who sex Qaddafi … get out of your Brabant and fill the Holland …. A awesome group of horrible people who have taken heroin have attacked police stations like hamsters … beating the gerbils. Many in Amsterdam protested for days near a Fanta sign …. Then the bicycles came and studied them …. I have not yet ordered one penis to be fucked. When I do, everything will fucking. There is no going straight. Only back, left, right!”

[Sasha]

this one needs to be proclaimed by donkey from shrek

“I am a donkey, a revolutionary from the stables …. I am not going to trample this land. I will die here as a noble stallion. You mules and zebras who bow your head to Qaddafi … get out of your corals and fill the tundra …. A strong group of horslike people who have taken sugarcubes have trampled police stations like grass … praise the donkey god. four leggeds in the meadows protested for days near a god given sign …. Then the cowboys came and caught them …. I have not yet ordered one farm to be destroyed. When I do, everything will burn. There is no going back to the stables. Only towards the grass fields, the fields, into the sunset!”

[Il Medico]

“I am a Hipster, a revolutionary from the Starbucks …. I am not going to blog this land. I will die here as a Mustache. You Baristas and Spainards who loves Qaddafi … get out of your Bars and fill the Basketball Courts …. A obscure group of ironic people who have taken E have Killed police stations like Beavers … Dancing the Squirrels. Mainstreamers in Paris protested for days near a Pabst Blue Ribbon sign …. Then the Fixies came and Killed them …. I have not yet ordered one Indie Band to be Stolen When I do, everything will sing. There is no going West. Only Back, a little to the left, sideways!”:laugh:

[Rusty Shackleford]

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“I am a Pizza Delivery Boy, a revolutionary from the Papa Qadhafi's …. I am not going to Deliver this land. I will die here as a Meat Lover's Pizza. You Superbowl Fans and Frat Boys who Taste Qaddafi … get out of your Dorms and fill the Livingrooms …. A cheesey group of meaty people who have taken pepperoni have consumed police stations like Ronald McDonalds … kill the Wendys. Pizza Shops in Pizza Hut protested for days near a PBR sign …. Then the gilapes came and drove them …. I have not yet ordered one Marinara Sauce to be dipped. When I do, everything will dip. There is no going back. Only in your, mouth , goodness!”

[Il Medico]

And i have perfected it:


“I am a Hipster, a revolutionary from the Starbucks …. I am not going to blog this land. I will die here as a Mustache . You Baristas and Indie Music fans who love Qaddafi … get out of your Coffee Shops and fill the Urban Outfitters …. A obscure group of ironic people who have taken E have overrun police stations like Ironic Beavers … Dancing the Hipster Squirrel. Mainstreamers in London protested for days near a Pabst Blue Ribbon sign …. Then the Fixies came and Killed them …. I have not yet ordered one Underground Indie Band to be on tour. When I do, everything will dance. There is no going mainstream . Only Independent Coffee Shops, Obscure Music Venues, Art School!”