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Nietzsche's Ghost
26th February 2011, 19:19
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2h8UkN/uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hadolf_Itler


"Hadolf was born in northern Austria in 1889. Since he was born in the Mirror Universe, Hadolf Itler had a difficult childhood; since he was of pure German descent, he was persecuted by the leading Jewish class, whose anti-Germanism was on the rise. While many of his compatriots were turning to violence to resist Jewish oppression, Hadolf decided instead to turn to Zen meditation, social service work, and landscape painting.
Naturally Timid and Introverted, Itler was considered to be one of the worst public speakers of his time. Determined to enter politics anyway, Itler hid away in his basement during the First Great Peace between the militarist Jews and the oppressed Germans, and wrote a book entitled Meine Kapitulation ("My Surrender"). The book was a total failure and invoked total indifference by everyone on Mirror Earth. A second book entitled "Mine Camping", was a bigger success and is still a very practical book for back-packers in the Middle-East (esp. Israel)."



"Itler's brilliant career was unfortunately cut short in 1939, when Polish Jews invaded Germany, and quickly took over defenseless Berlin.
In 1940, Hadolf was captured by the Jewish militants, and deported to a distraction camp near Jerusalem. He lived the remainder of his life distracted by the Jerusalem entertainment complex, and died peacefully in 1945, happy and satisfied with his life."

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk
26th February 2011, 20:48
epic lols :thumbup1:.

Nietzsche's Ghost
28th February 2011, 15:44
Laird it seems as if we are the only two posters with a sense of humor lol. :laugh:

ʇsıɥɔɹɐuɐ ıɯɐbıɹo
28th February 2011, 15:52
I came up with the idea of Eightolf Bitler

He's a pioneer in early video games, making a blitzkreig into electronic gaming by the 1950s he was a household name. His games were things like 'Red Menace' in which the Europeans fight against the oncoming Soviet hordes.

Sasha
28th February 2011, 15:52
it gave me some gigles but no epic lolz

Q
28th February 2011, 17:18
I liked the alternative history of Inglourious Bastards better myself ;)

Angry Young Man
28th February 2011, 17:33
Laird it seems as if we are the only two posters with a sense of humor lol. :laugh:

Or to find it funny.

Nietzsche's Ghost
28th February 2011, 18:47
mmmeee0 I like your idea lol.

Don't be so cruel to my sense of humor (or perhaps lack thereof). :(

ʇsıɥɔɹɐuɐ ıɯɐbıɹo
2nd March 2011, 21:09
mmmeee0 I like your idea lol.

Don't be so cruel to my sense of humor (or perhaps lack thereof). :(

:p is it bad the first thing i wanted to do was thank your post?

Nietzsche's Ghost
5th March 2011, 23:04
No, comrade. It is proof of superior love of comrades. Down with capitalist pigs. (Say it in a stereotypical Russian voice. And I'm sort of high) :wub: