Awkward tv moments with your parents

[gorillafuck]

The times that you've been watching a movie or tv show with your parents, then the sex scene comes on and it's really awkward but you can't fast forward because it would be even more awkward.

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I was once watching tv with all my cousins and aunts and uncles and that commercial came on. So ridiculously uncomfortable.

[Fawkes]

My friend watched The Brown Bunny with his dad (it ends with an unsimulated bj scene).

[Ele'ill]

This is a pretty good thread- good idea. :thumbup1:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Watched Step Brothers with my cousins, Aunt, Uncle, and my mom and this part was hella awkward when watching it:
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I wanted to laugh but nobody else was and I saw the look on my cousin's face and he looked at me and I could see in his eyes he was telling me not to laugh because my conservative family found that very very offensive :laugh: .
Some old people just have no sense of humor.

[Sasha]

Had a couple of times I was watching a show with my folk an the characters where snorting coke and my own nose started running in an pavlov response. and one time in a comedy show someone tipped an whole mountain of coke by accident over and I yelped in shock "what a waste!". That gets you weird looks I can tell you.

Also, it is a bit embarrassing if your watching the newsreports and your mum is able to pick you out of an whole crowd no matter your fully blackblock masked up.

[Ele'ill]

Also, it is a bit embarrassing if your watching the newsreports and your mum is able to pick you out of an whole crowd no matter your fully blackblock masked up.
:thumbup1:

[Le Libérer]

Had a couple of times I was watching a show with my folk an the characters where snorting coke and my own nose started running in an pavlov response.

For me, I can taste it and my stomach starts hurting. Even 10 years later.

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One time at a christmas party at one distant relatives he decided enough ps3 games and put on "Bruno" for the guests: Me, my first cuz, my sister, him and a few ladies he knew

After a bit of awkwardness he left, the ladies and my sister left with just me and my cuz watching SBC pretend to be gay and we're like "I didn't want to watch this, did you?" and started playing video games again.

I know it's not parents but still funny.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Whenever the money shot happens.
Wait, wut.
:blink:


Usually there isn't an awkward moment. It turns into this: Something hilarious happens, and I try to hold back my laughter because I know my parents will think "what a sick bastard..."

[the last donut of the night]

once my parents asked me for any movie suggestions as they browsed through the PPV. i recommended harold and kumar, i though they'd find it funny


not so

[gorillafuck]

once my parents asked me for any movie suggestions as they browsed through the PPV. i recommended harold and kumar, i though they'd find it funny

not soThe first or second?

Either way that's awkward as shit.

[Ele'ill]

Not exactly a 'tv moment' in the sense described in this thread but once when I was about 18 my partner at the time and I were having passive lazy-sex on the floor in a living room with the tv on- blanket over us- apparently it just looked like we were chilling out on the floor because her brother and her sister both walked in (we thought we were alone in the house) and sat down on the couch behind us and started talking and asking how our day had gone.

[gorillafuck]

:blink:

Well...how did you respond?

[Bright Banana Beard]

Go on...

[Ele'ill]

That's the end of the story. They never knew.

There was another time in a field where the owner of the land was an elderly person who jumped onto a tractor with the giant rotating grain grabber thing in the front and rode over chopping down the weeds and stuff to say hello- that picnic ended abruptly.

There's actually quite a few really bizarre stories like that which I could go into great detail explaining.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Nobody want to stop you, keep on going...

[F9]

Also, it is a bit embarrassing if your watching the newsreports and your mum is able to pick you out of an whole crowd no matter your fully blackblock masked up.

Haha.One of the reasons when i see a camera i just turn around;) I didnt have it so far from political activity (we never have much if any media coverage anw...) but happen from football:lol:(way more "coverage" that we need or want:rolleyes:)
The great one is when you cant find yourself, and they point it to you :lol:

[gorillafuck]

That's the end of the story. They never knew.So you legit just talked to your ex-partners brother and sister in that situation?:blink:

You, Mari3l, are a boss.

Anyway, freshman year, we watched a movie in World Cultures with a very long part of it (about 20 minutes) just being footage of chicks bathing eachother in an spa. Being 14 year old watching that at school in a social studies class, it was fucking hilarious.

[Ele'ill]

So you legit just talked to your ex-partners brother and sister in that situation?:blink:

You, Mari3l, are a boss.


My partner and I were pretty mature about it and pending someone coming over and taking the blanket off- they would have no way of knowing.


Nobody want to stop you, keep on going...

There was another event that involved a pool at night and the person's father walking out. Another event- different pool- nighttime- involving this partner's older sister watching what we realized was the entire time.

By the way I assume these are fairly normal and common early adult sex situations?

[Ele'ill]

Right? :mellow:

[gorillafuck]

I wouldn't know but I would imagine that most people have not had sex in a pool while being watched by the sister of their partner the entire time.

[Ele'ill]

We didn't realize it until towards the end- we stopped.

[Tablo]

Right? :mellow:
I got caught having sex in a lake one time. Haven't been caught outside of that, which is odd considering the amount of public sex I've had.

[Fawkes]

Not a TV situation, but whatever:

Dad: "Thomas, could you come up here" [I don't go by that name, so good luck findin me mofuckas]

Me: "Shit, someone give me my pants, I don't know where they are"

Dad: "I can hear you"

[Ele'ill]

:lol:

[Fulanito de Tal]

My dad, sister, and brother-in-law (her husband) were watching a movie together. My uncle showed up during a sex scene in the movie. He thought they were watching a porn together. He called them a bunch of perverts and made a huge scene. I'm sure all the neighbors heard to show. It ended with my uncle peeling out to leave. :lol:

[Fulanito de Tal]

Oh, I also like to setup awkward moments. There are these Apple Stores that are full of demonstration sets. You can get on one of the many computers and surf the internet. I love going to a hardcore porn site and leaving it there. Then, walk away a little and keep an eye on the computer to see the next person's reaction. One time, it was a daughter and mom combo. HILARIOUS! They acted like nothing was going on. They didn't even look at each other. LMAO :laugh:

[Tablo]

Oh, I also like to setup awkward moments. There are these Apple Stores that are full of demonstration sets. You can get on one of the many computers and surf the internet. I love going to a hardcore porn site and leaving it there. Then, walk away a little and keep an eye on the computer to see the next person's reaction. One time, it was a daughter and mom combo. HILARIOUS! They acted like nothing was going on. They didn't even look at each other. LMAO :laugh:
I love doing stuff like that. :lol:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I once got caught looking at my dad's playboy's when I was in like 3rd grade. That was hella embarrassing. Also decided one time to go to school without any underwear on for some odd reason unknown to me. Didn't go very well...

[Tablo]

I once got caught looking at my dad's playboy's when I was in like 3rd grade. That was hella embarrassing. Also decided one time to go to school without any underwear on for some odd reason unknown to me. Didn't go very well...
Go on...

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Remember this was second grade now. I went to school with no underwear on to try it out for some reason. During recess we were playing basketball and I had to take a piss. So I went to the bathroom and did my business but forgot to zip my zipper back up and my cock was just hanging out my pants. I went back to play basketball and the moment I started defending another kid everybody seemed to notice. Then everybody laughed...Then we moved to another town...

[Tablo]

Yeah, zippers are important when you go commando. :lol:

[Robocommie]

Yeah, zippers are important when you go commando. :lol:

Also dangerous

[Blackscare]

inb4 something about mary reference

[Rusty Shackleford]

Oh, I also like to setup awkward moments. There are these Apple Stores that are full of demonstration sets. You can get on one of the many computers and surf the internet. I love going to a hardcore porn site and leaving it there. Then, walk away a little and keep an eye on the computer to see the next person's reaction. One time, it was a daughter and mom combo. HILARIOUS! They acted like nothing was going on. They didn't even look at each other. LMAO :laugh:
i usually do agitational stuff.

like at big box stores, i type unionize! into the display computers or something ineffective like that.

[Robocommie]

i usually do agitational stuff.

like at big box stores, i type unionize! into the display computers or something ineffective like that.

You should type something like a weird obscure quote from Lenin, that makes people curious until they have to read shit to find out what it is. And then they're in...

That or like, put up URLS to online pamphlets. Hm...

[Rusty Shackleford]

ill quote a passage from "what is to be done" where lenin smashes on Rabocheye Mysl

[Fulanito de Tal]

i usually do agitational stuff.

like at big box stores, i type unionize! into the display computers or something ineffective like that.


You should type something like a weird obscure quote from Lenin, that makes people curious until they have to read shit to find out what it is. And then they're in...

That or like, put up URLS to online pamphlets. Hm...

Great ideas!

[Quail]

I just remembered an awkward moment a while ago, when I was watching a French adaptation of Lady Chatterley's Lover. My mum and grandma came in just as the actors were naked and messing about, and my grandma said, "What are you watching?!" Maybe she thought it was porn or something.