Saviour

[Jesus Lives]

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life" - John 3:16


God gave his only son so that we may spend eternity with him. He made the ultimate sacrifice, just for us. Please, don't allow the devil and the powers and principalities of the air to blind you any longer. Ask Jesus into your heart. Go with God.

[Indysocialist]

You have go to be shitting me...

[(*]

:blink:

Perhaps you could make your intention for this post a little clearer...

[Kapitan Andrey]

Idiotism! :angry:

[Jesus Lives]

I'm trying to save people. While most of you won't agree with me i know there has to be someone that will listen, If I can get through to one, just one, then thats all the more for Christ.


Plz, accept jesus as your personal saviour.

Allow yourself to be annointed by the lamb of God. Christ forgives all sins. thats the difference between Jesus and all the other 'gods', he cares about his children.

[Indysocialist]

This has to be a joke...someone should lock this thread or something.

[Kapitan Andrey]

I agree with Indysocialist...1st time.

Lock this thread&#33; <_<

[Vinny Rafarino]

Originally posted by Jesus [email protected] 10 2003, 06:58 AM
I&#39;m trying to save people. While most of you won&#39;t agree with me i know there has to be someone that will listen, If I can get through to one, just one, then thats all the more for Christ.


Plz, accept jesus as your personal saviour.

Allow yourself to be annointed by the lamb of God. Christ forgives all sins. thats the difference between Jesus and all the other &#39;gods&#39;, he cares about his children.
Jesus lives,

Please help me. I have found myself lost in a sea of debachery and lust&#33; I need Jesus to find the path again&#33;&#33; Please do whatever you can for me&#33;&#33; I need you help as I cannot fight my way out of this abyss of communist brainwashing without the lord and saviour Jesus Christ&#33;&#33;


What do I do....Please hurry&#33;&#33;

I think I am in league with Satan&#33;

[Kapitan Andrey]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[suffianr]

Me too&#33; I am surrounded by Muslims, Buddists and Hindus, so help them too&#33; They all need Jesus, even Lord Krishna and Ram and Vishnu and Lakshmi and Shiva and Brahma and Parvati and Saraswati and Indra and Surya and Agni and Vayu and Yama and Kubera and Soma and Varuna and Ganesh and Vasudeva and Kalki and...

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Why on Earth should I follow the teachings of a vagrant Jewish country preacher? <_<

Also why should I follow the hypocritical teachings of the Jewish War God Yahweh? :angry:

You&#39;d better come up with something better than war gods and preachers for me to prostrate myself before. :ph34r:

[Sabocat]

For the life of me, I can never figure out why these crackpots bring those John 3:16 signs to sporting events. Like god has a vested interest in which team wins... :lol:

god must be playing the over-under... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Vinny Rafarino]

Jesus made me fumble.

[Sabocat]

jesus is just pissed off cause he can&#39;t hold M&M&#39;s in his hands. So were all committed to eternal hellfire. :lol:

[Vinny Rafarino]

Holy Jesus muthafukin&#39; Christ in a bagel-dog. That was a good one comrade disgustapated.

[Loknar]

Originally posted by COMRADE [email protected] 10 2003, 12:05 PM
Holy Jesus muthafukin&#39; Christ in a bagel-dog. That was a good one comrade disgustapated.
You know you pray at times when things get rough. Every Atheist does.

[Sabocat]

Originally posted by Loknar+Sep 10 2003, 08:08 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Loknar @ Sep 10 2003, 08:08 AM)
COMRADE [email protected] 10 2003, 12:05 PM
Holy Jesus muthafukin&#39; Christ in a bagel-dog. That was a good one comrade disgustapated.
You know you pray at times when things get rough. Every Atheist does. [/b]
Nope, never have. I&#39;ve been on a boat for 2 days offshore in a tropical storm, 30-40 ft. seas, 50-60 kts. of wind, lightning hitting within 50 yards of the boat (with an 80ft. mast by the way) and never once prayed. It&#39;s illogical.


Now....bring me that virgin mary *****...i&#39;m gonna bend her over the pew&#33;

[Loknar]

Originally posted by [email protected] 10 2003, 12:15 PM
Nope, never have. I&#39;ve been on a boat for 2 days offshore in a tropical storm, 30-40 ft. seas, 50-60 kts. of wind, lightning hitting within 50 yards of the boat (with an 80ft. mast by the way) and never once prayed. It&#39;s illogical.

How about when a loved one was faced with death? Usually we dont pray for our selves.


Now....bring me that virgin mary *****...i&#39;m gonna bend her over the pew&#33;


Scorn all you want, but you&#39;re just a kid who has had it easy all of your life.

[Nobody]

Joseph was a fag that why she&#39;s a vigin&#33;&#33;&#33;

Thank God for the Roman soldier for giving us Jesus&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Sabocat]

Originally posted by Loknar+Sep 10 2003, 08:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Loknar @ Sep 10 2003, 08:20 AM)
[email protected] 10 2003, 12:15 PM
Nope, never have. I&#39;ve been on a boat for 2 days offshore in a tropical storm, 30-40 ft. seas, 50-60 kts. of wind, lightning hitting within 50 yards of the boat (with an 80ft. mast by the way) and never once prayed. It&#39;s illogical.

How about when a loved one was faced with death? Usually we dont pray for our selves.


Now....bring me that virgin mary *****...i&#39;m gonna bend her over the pew&#33;


Scorn all you want, but you&#39;re just a kid who has had it easy all of your life. [/b]
Just a kid who&#39;s had it easy eh? Thats laughable. Firsty, I&#39;m not a kid, secondly, I&#39;ve had nothing easy. I came from a "middle class" blue collar family, put myself through school moving furniture, worked more manual labor jobs than you ever will.

Everything I have, I earned on my own with no ones help.

The relevance of that to worshiping a fairy tale is beyond me however. You made a statement along the lines of atheists "casting about" in times of stress. I&#39;m telling you as a devout atheist, it&#39;s just not true. My dad has cancer, and I&#39;ve never prayed. It&#39;s a worthless waste of time. A fairy tale won&#39;t cure him, treatments will.


I hear Joseph had an Oedipal complex.

[redstarshining]

Sounds rather selfish to me. I do not expect a heavenly reward, the people with whom I share this world are far too important to me, and I am far too important to myself to just sit back, relax and believe.

[Vinny Rafarino]

Originally posted by Loknar+Sep 10 2003, 12:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Loknar @ Sep 10 2003, 12:08 PM)
COMRADE [email protected] 10 2003, 12:05 PM
Holy Jesus muthafukin&#39; Christ in a bagel-dog. That was a good one comrade disgustapated.
You know you pray at times when things get rough. Every Atheist does. [/b]
Yeah, I think I prayed once in &#39;78 for god to make my dick bigger.....never happened.



Fuck him, the dirty scoundrel&#33;

[canikickit]

Originally posted by Jesus [email protected] 10 2003, 07:58 AM
Plz, accept jesus as your personal saviour.
Jesus is more useful as a personal organiser, or maybe a personal trainer if you want to get fit. I prefer to save myself from idiots like you.

[Loknar]

I bet the guy who made this thread is just screwing with you guys.

[(*]

Originally posted by Jesus [email protected] 10 2003, 02:58 AM
thats the difference between Jesus and all the other &#39;gods&#39;, he cares about his children.
Are you saying that Jesus is God?
Where does monotheism fit in Christianity?

[mEds]

Lol the clash of anti-religiousites and religious fundamentalism is rather interesting. Let the stupidity reign&#33;

[Bianconero]

Comrade RAF, I salute you. :lol:

[Nobody]

I one time thought, "God, if you let me go out with that hot-ass girl, I&#39;ll be religous", needless to say she rejected me. :o

[mEds]

and your logical? I swear I hate sarcasm.

[Nobody]

There is no God, there is no spoon, there is no try, there is only communism.

[Rastafari]

Originally posted by COMRADE [email protected] 10 2003, 07:10 AM
Jesus made me fumble.
Sounds like some Carlin action going on, RAF&#33;

[Loknar]

Originally posted by [email protected] 10 2003, 10:00 PM
There is no God, there is no spoon, there is no try, there is only communism.
No, there is also my foot up your ass.

[elijahcraig]

Now....bring me that virgin mary *****...i&#39;m gonna bend her over the pew&#33;

Raped by your father, who is also your son. Now, that’s one for the Freudian record books.


How about when a loved one was faced with death? Usually we dont pray for our selves.

Thus speaketh the weak.


No, there is also my foot up your ass.

You’re in the record book too.

[Nobody]

Loknar, I don&#39;t swing that way. Do you like it? Loknar likes it hardcore, Loknar likes it hardcore&#33;&#33;

[elijahcraig]

Of course he does. He talked of the time he was screwed by a brromstick up the ass named Ole Roy once.

[Jesus Lives]

Originally posted by COMRADE RAF+Sep 10 2003, 07:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (COMRADE RAF @ Sep 10 2003, 07:31 AM)
Jesus [email protected] 10 2003, 06:58 AM
I&#39;m trying to save people. While most of you won&#39;t agree with me i know there has to be someone that will listen, If I can get through to one, just one, then thats all the more for Christ.


Plz, accept jesus as your personal saviour.

Allow yourself to be annointed by the lamb of God. Christ forgives all sins. thats the difference between Jesus and all the other &#39;gods&#39;, he cares about his children.
Jesus lives,

Please help me. I have found myself lost in a sea of debachery and lust&#33; I need Jesus to find the path again&#33;&#33; Please do whatever you can for me&#33;&#33; I need you help as I cannot fight my way out of this abyss of communist brainwashing without the lord and saviour Jesus Christ&#33;&#33;


What do I do....Please hurry&#33;&#33;

I think I am in league with Satan&#33;[/b]
All you need to do is ask Christ into your heart. First get down on your knees and begin praying: Dear Lord, I kniow I am a sinner, I know that you died on the cross to save me from eternal damnation, you made the ultimate sacrifice for me, and I now ask you through the power of the holy spirit, to come and dwell within my heart - that&#39;s all. :)

Remember no matter what you do the Lord will forgive you. :)

[YKTMX]

Is it ok to go through your life buggering people, fornicating, boozing, coveting other mens wifes, stealing things, using the crucifix as fire wood and then re-canting on you&#39;re death bed to get into heaven. That sounds like a good deal.

[Jesus Lives]

To continue doing those things excess after your saved is just evidence that you were never really saved to begin with. You have to really believe and follow the word of Christ.

[YKTMX]

Originally posted by Jesus [email protected] 12 2003, 12:39 AM
To continue doing those things excess after your saved is just evidence that you were never really saved to begin with. You have to really believe and follow the word of Christ.
OK, I actually quite admire Christ as a human being, you emberass him though. Do you know he&#39;s buried in the Phillipines? Yes, Yus Assaf is his name, look it up.

[Jesus Lives]

Pardon me?

[YKTMX]

Well, after he survived the crucifixtion (ressurection just means ressucitation) he fled the Roman persecution. This is known in the bible that he "left" after he "rose from the dead". Well, about this time a man arrived in India (I think?) a jew from Israel, who was a great teacher in a small village for many years. On his death bed he said he Jesus Christ. This man is buried, known as Yus Assaf in Phillipines. Where he is buried, is a mould of his feet, BEARING THE MARKS OF THE CRUCIFIX. He is a also buried in a typically Jewish fashion (east to west) in a largely Muslim country.

[Jesus Lives]

Lies. nothing but worldly lies.

[Loknar]

Originally posted by Jesus [email protected] 12 2003, 12:39 AM
To continue doing those things excess after your saved is just evidence that you were never really saved to begin with. You have to really believe and follow the word of Christ.
Who are you to judge? Even after people repent they may have the urges they used to have and may relapse at times.

Are you a Born Again Christian?

[YKTMX]

Originally posted by Jesus [email protected] 12 2003, 01:01 AM
Lies. nothing but worldly lies.
:lol: Elijah hasn&#39;t prepped you has he?

[Loknar]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2003, 12:58 AM
Well, after he survived the crucifixtion (ressurection just means ressucitation) he fled the Roman persecution. This is known in the bible that he "left" after he "rose from the dead". Well, about this time a man arrived in India (I think?) a jew from Israel, who was a great teacher in a small village for many years. On his death bed he said he Jesus Christ. This man is buried, known as Yus Assaf in Phillipines. Where he is buried, is a mould of his feet, BEARING THE MARKS OF THE CRUCIFIX. He is a also buried in a typically Jewish fashion (east to west) in a largely Muslim country.
There were Jewish minorities in many parts of the world, even China. I am sure a Semite could travel to India clam he was Jesus all he wanted. The Bible would say there would be many false messiahs.

[elijahcraig]

The Bible also says to stone rebellious sons, kill all inhabitants of the city invaded, not too good of a source for “moral codes”. Genocide? Oh, I think so.

Cripple X, you dirty little ****&#33;

[YKTMX]

Originally posted by Loknar+Sep 12 2003, 01:03 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Loknar @ Sep 12 2003, 01:03 AM)
[email protected] 12 2003, 12:58 AM
Well, after he survived the crucifixtion (ressurection just means ressucitation) he fled the Roman persecution. This is known in the bible that he "left" after he "rose from the dead". Well, about this time a man arrived in India (I think?) a jew from Israel, who was a great teacher in a small village for many years. On his death bed he said he Jesus Christ. This man is buried, known as Yus Assaf in Phillipines. Where he is buried, is a mould of his feet, BEARING THE MARKS OF THE CRUCIFIX. He is a also buried in a typically Jewish fashion (east to west) in a largely Muslim country.
There were Jewish minorities in many parts of the world, even China. I am sure a Semite could travel to India clam he was Jesus all he wanted. The Bible would say there would be many false messiahs. [/b]
Yes possibly, however I doubt this. Firstly, not many people survive crucifixtion. He arrived almost as close as we can be sure to when Jesus left. He only clamied to be christ on his death bed, which would be odd and Christ was a higly marginalised and uknown figure in Judaism at this point.

[YKTMX]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2003, 01:07 AM
The Bible also says to stone rebellious sons, kill all inhabitants of the city invaded, not too good of a source for “moral codes”. Genocide? Oh, I think so.


Ah, they were all enemies of the people.

[elijahcraig]

One thing wrong with the comparison buddy boy, Stalin never wrote anything on “mass murders” being carried out in the name of “God” and “Justice”. There is absolutely no proof that Stalin or Mao ever committed genocide.

Now, unless you bring some facts to my attention, then you can stop pouting over your pathetic failure to do so, and stop bringing every thread to a debate on Stalin.

[YKTMX]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2003, 01:14 AM
One thing wrong with the comparison buddy boy, Stalin never wrote anything on “mass murders” being carried out in the name of “God” and “Justice”. There is absolutely no proof that Stalin or Mao ever committed genocide.

Now, unless you bring some facts to my attention, then you can stop pouting over your pathetic failure to do so, and stop bringing every thread to a debate on Stalin.
:lol: I never mentioned him once. I think you&#39;re losing your mind&#33;

[elijahcraig]

Oh NO&#33;

[YKTMX]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2003, 01:18 AM
Oh NO&#33;
Oh, block capitals eh?&#33; CRAZY&#33;

[Loknar]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2003, 01:07 AM
The Bible also says to stone rebellious sons, kill all inhabitants of the city invaded, not too good of a source for “moral codes”. Genocide? Oh, I think so.

Cripple X, you dirty little ****&#33;
Funny how a Stalinist speaks of this:

I could use the following

"There is no evidence God killed anyone."

"The Bible in not entirely accurate."


But I wont because the Bible say these things id happen and I believe it. God felt it was necessary so his people wouldn’t be corrupted. Much like you Commies like to make sure your own people aren’t corrupted.

[YKTMX]

Marx and God eh? Interesting parrallells. Both discredited by things done in their name, both got beards and both hugely cynical.

[elijahcraig]

Good god, I hate being surrounded by liberals and fascists. &#33;

[mEds]

Jesus saves, if I masturbate everyday 2x a day and have sexual intercourse before marriage can I still go to heaven too?

[YKTMX]

Originally posted by [email protected] 12 2003, 01:30 AM
Good god, I hate being surrounded by liberals and fascists. &#33;
Fuck off then.

[elijahcraig]

When?