Say What You Want Thread XXI

[RedAnarchist]

This thread can now (legally, anyway) drink in the United States, Palau, Sri Lanka, Pakistan and Fiji.

[An archist]

happy 21st birthday!

[Bright Banana Beard]

21st years old, I am proud of you, SWYWT.

Btw, I can dream revleft.

[MarxSchmarx]

I didn't realize alcohol was legal in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan what with its sharia courts and all that.

[RedAnarchist]

I didn't realize alcohol was legal in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan what with its sharia courts and all that.

Only for non-Muslims, according to the site I found the information on.

[Pirate Utopian]

First page.

[An archist]

First page.
That's so XX thread...

[¿Que?]

So I went and bought me some blue jeans. And I ate some blue berrys. I'm sorta feeling blue, for some reason. My nephew likes blues clues, just thought you guys should know. And, ah yes, the sky, it's so blue ;) <----blue smiley too!

[graymouser]

I'm tempted to limit myself to chit chat for a little while 'cause I hit that sweet 666 post mark.

[Il Medico]

All but three of my friends I still see on a regular basis are queer. I should get all my friends together in one place, it would be a defacto pride parade. :lol:

[The Man]

I ordered dead rising 2, and it said it was coming today. But it's not coming until tomorrow.

DAMNIT.

[Ele'ill]

Had a dream I was in a town outside of a rainforest with a friend from a long time ago- we slid down into a canoe with this other person and we headed out into the tributaries. There were wooden carved people colored brightly floating around- we got to this weird out of place mansion/big room that we actually floated into and there were two wealthy people there looking confused as if they didn't know why they were there- a woman came up to them- also wealthy and kissed the man's hand but as she did she recited something but instead of her voice my other friend not previously in the dream was next to me saying exactly what the wealthy hand kisser was mouthing.

[Tablo]

Walked to class through freezing rain only to find it canceled because of weather. Then I had to walk all the way back to my dorm. Not a very good day. :(

[Pirate Utopian]

I ordered dead rising 2, and it said it was coming today. But it's not coming until tomorrow.

DAMNIT.
Funny game. The storyline/characters and the timer suck but the ways you can annoy and kill the zombies are really fun and make it worth buying.

[¿Que?]

I've always thought a funny internet meme/viral video would be people pretending to play music instruments, but instead of using like say a broom for a guitar, you'd use cats. I mean, try to picture some guy playing air guitar with a cat as the guitar? Or piano, or drums (hit softly tho), or maybe saxophone or trumpet. Man, that would be hilarious. :laugh:

Go forth cat owners of the world, and produce this brilliant media!

[Jazzratt]

I've always thought a funny internet meme/viral video would be people pretending to play music instruments, but instead of using like say a broom for a guitar, you'd use cats. I mean, try to picture some guy playing air guitar with a cat as the guitar? Or piano, or drums (hit softly tho), or maybe saxophone or trumpet. Man, that would be hilarious. :laugh:

Go forth cat owners of the world, and produce this brilliant media! Trying to use a live cat to simulate a guitar sounds like a really good way of getting scratched to high buggery.

[Pretty Flaco]

My fucking front yard has turned into a siberian ice skating rink.

[The Man]

I don't feel like doing my spanish homework.

[The Man]

I really hate the whole "Anarcho" thing in Anarcho-Communism.. I wish it was just Anarchist-Communism..

Saying I'm an Anarchist-Communist sounds better than I'm an Anarcho-Communist.

[Tablo]

Yeah, anarcho feels odd to me too. I like saying libertarian socialist.

[The Man]

L-62sO2ZuV0

[¿Que?]

Seriously, could penguins be the next Egypt, Tunisia, Yemen, etc.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_cDQBHbAQf6I/TToh9mJ2zcI/AAAAAAAAA54/ZERI8PRI3Gg/s720/ANT2010-269.jpg

[Jalapeno Enema]

Seriously, could penguins be the next Egypt, Tunisia, Yemen, etc.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_cDQBHbAQf6I/TToh9mJ2zcI/AAAAAAAAA54/ZERI8PRI3Gg/s720/ANT2010-269.jpg
I'm going to say "no", because penguins are flightless birds, while Egypt, Tunisia, and Yemen are geo-political entities.

[Rusty Shackleford]

youre no fun

[Il Medico]

Well, it actually a good thing that Penguins aren't geo-political entities. If they were, America would invade and set a pro-American Penguin dictator who would look like this:

http://shanime.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/ramses-the-evil-penguin.png

[Il Medico]

There are certain things that I've seen that just make me go 'wtf'. This is one of them:
BckqviVaWl0

[Quail]

^ I love that Wilde quote in your sig.

[Il Medico]

^ I love that Wilde quote in your sig.
Merci, beaucoup.

[L.A.P.]

There are certain things that I've seen that just make me go 'wtf'. This is one of them:
BckqviVaWl0

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4477569/what-the-fuck-did-i-just-watch.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Scared-Dog

[Magón]

There are certain things that I've seen that just make me go 'wtf'. This is one of them:
BckqviVaWl0

She was good in Blue Velvet. And in public, she's kind of strange anyway. (From what I've read.)

[Pirate Utopian]

There are certain things that I've seen that just make me go 'wtf'. This is one of them:
I came.

[Fawkes]

I.U.D. S.I.S. stay in school cause it's the best

[Ele'ill]

http://www.careerpath.com/career-tests/career-quiz/

I am a Blue - Yellow

They basically just repeated back to me the answers I had just selected in their stupid multiple choice questions. If any of you know of a decent test like that post it here.

[bcbm]

fuuuck

[Chambered Word]

L-62sO2ZuV0

Can't decide which is worse:

MA8rhf2KVzs

[Fawkes]

I don't think there's been a single instance where a major record label has marketed a "new sound" that hasn't been around for at least 10 years.

[Obs]

I've heard that Pokerface song with Lady Gaga like 15 fucking times today

Fuck

[Ele'ill]

I've heard that Pokerface song with Lady Gaga like 15 fucking times today

Fuck


HI4kwzPsi0I


ArLyAR-eVE4

[Bright Banana Beard]

Casinos near me and yet I don't play them. That's fucked up!

[Fawkes]

I get sick maybe at the most 3 times a year. I've been sick three times in the last month and a half. Fuck this

[Red Commissar]

It has been one year since I signed up. I've lost a lot of sanity since I joined this place.

So should I love you guys or despise you?

[Quail]

Sanity is over-rated.

I was really high last night and chewed my lip to fuck. It's swollen to like twice the size.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

The Coming Insurrection: a book that people think blows their mind, but in reality it serves as mediocre propaganda to misquote and misspell.
Proof: (written at a local DIY/punk house)

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d84/euralnolat/IMAG0247.jpg

[Tablo]

The Coming Insurrection wasn't of much interest to me.

[¿Que?]

The Coming Insurrection: a book that people think blows their mind, but in reality it serves as mediocre propaganda to misquote and misspell.
Proof: (written at a local DIY/punk house)

Um, pardon me, but language is constantly being reinvented. Standardization of language serve the bourgeoisie.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Reinventing language = good
Trying to make a statement but failing = lulz

[Bright Banana Beard]

Sudoku is a great game.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

¿pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇsnɾ ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

[Catmatic Leftist]

¿pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇsnɾ ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

How the fuck do you do that shit? I've always wanted to know.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

That's wyld

[Salyut]

Lojban is legit. Too bad I'm terrible at languages. :(

[Fawkes]

Try taking 10 Imodium pills and drinking 50 ounces of Metamucil and see which one wins.

[Catmatic Leftist]

My hair is getting into my eyes and it is a complete annoyance to even have on my head. But fuck army haircuts. I never want an army haircut again after my parents forced me into my high school JROTC program and they fed me fascist B.S. every single day.

[Jalapeno Enema]

I forgot how much Springfield (IL) sucks.

[Catmatic Leftist]

I forgot how much Springfield (IL) sucks.

Yea, our capital is rife with the far-right.

[Jalapeno Enema]

Yea, our capital is rife with the far-right.I just meant how disgusting it is. The smokestacks right off of I-55 when you get into town set the mood.

Not as bad as Decatur (and nowhere smells like Granite City), but still, you'd think they'd clean up the town a little.

[Catmatic Leftist]

Decatur smells like bleach, and all the food joints there suck. I went there once for a National Spelling Bee qualifier and another time for a swimming competition and I threw up both times.

[Jalapeno Enema]

Decatur smells like bleach, and all the food joints there suck. I went there once for a National Spelling Bee qualifier and another time for a swimming competition and I threw up both times.
My muchacha had a test this morning. It was at some crappy little hotel, who's restaurant served a drink almost, but not completely, unlike coffee.

I haven't had to go to Decatur since my last job, thankfully. However, I prefer it's smell to Granite's steel mills and perpetually busted (therefore open) sewer by the hospital any day.

Let's face it, Illinois (especially the middle) is gross.

[Jazzratt]

Try taking 10 Imodium pills and drinking 50 ounces of Metamucil and see which one wins. :lol: SCIENCE!

[Bright Banana Beard]

Boredness has taken a toll on me.

[Catmatic Leftist]

Premature Ejaculation fucking sucks.

[Tablo]

Premature Ejaculation fucking sucks.
How premature was it? :blushing:

[Catmatic Leftist]

How premature was it? :blushing:

I cum too early. How to last longer?

[Fawkes]

I cum too early. How to last longer?

Keep going until right before you hit the point of no return. Slow it down then, stop even if you have to, then resume. You'll get better at controlling it. Also, try thinking of your grandma naked, usually helps. If all else fails, be sure to keep a strap-on under the bed so you can slip it on incognito.

[gorillafuck]

I cum too early. How to last longer?
When you're about to cum, punch yourself in the balls.

[Magón]

Is this going to turn into another masturbation thread?

[Catmatic Leftist]

Masturbation is fucking great.

[gorillafuck]

word to that.

[Salyut]

I cum too early. How to last longer?

I hear using tiger balm as lube will sort that out.
:cool:

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Are spliffs supposed to taste like ham sandwhiches?

[Quail]

I hear using tiger balm as lube will sort that out.
:cool:
Trollllll!

I wouldn't put that stuff anywhere near my genitals. Ouch.
You could always use those condoms that make you numb, although I think then you'd have quite the opposite problem.

[gorillafuck]

Forget just lasting longer, I would think numbing your dick would make it hard to maintain an erection.

[Quail]

Apparently not. The one and only time I used one of those condoms with someone, no matter what we did, he just would not climax.

[gorillafuck]

It's like the old rhyme my grandpa once taught me, "You can never cum when your member is numb"

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Let's face it, Illinois (especially the middle) is gross.
I've been told to avoid Bloomington, IL at all costs.

I cum too early. How to last longer?
This is weird: when I had to use condoms, I never lasted long. Now that my girl is on birth control, I last a really long time :lol: Sex rules now.

[Bright Banana Beard]

It is hard to maintain erecetion on condom.

[Knight of Cydonia]

:confused::ohmy::confused::ohmy: is this the....masturbation,orgasm,erection condom's thread? ow...

[Red Commissar]

A+ thread revleft will read again

[Who?]

:ohmy:

[Catmatic Leftist]

I've been told to avoid Bloomington, IL at all costs.

This is weird: when I had to use condoms, I never lasted long. Now that my girl is on birth control, I last a really long time :lol: Sex rules now.

Yea, Bloomington is a horrible, horrible place. I visited there because a friend went to Illinois Wesleyan University and needless to say I'm glad I didn't go there.

I've never understood the whole fuss with condoms. It's one of the only methods of birth control that prevents STDs. I just cum early, period, no matter what, and it's frustrating.

[gorillafuck]

I love my name. Not on revleft, my irl name.

YOU ALL WILL NOT KNOW IT THOUGH BECAUSE THEN FASCISTS WILL FIND ME AND KILL ME!

[Red Commissar]

I just cum early, period, no matter what, and it's frustrating.

I can give you some of my spam email concerning that subject.

[Catmatic Leftist]

I love my name. Not on revleft, my irl name.

YOU ALL WILL NOT KNOW IT THOUGH BECAUSE THEN FASCISTS WILL FIND ME AND KILL ME!

My name is awesome but it gets parodied a ton because it's so unusual.


I can give you some of my spam email concerning that subject.

:closedeyes:

[Red Commissar]

Just trying to help bro

[Ele'ill]

How many traveling folks have Thomas and Friends brutally murdered? I was forever disillusioned the day I saw the rabbit but now as an adult it's far worse- friends are dying beneath the friendly rumble of grinding rusted metal and spread for miles. It's like Thomas and his friends don't even notice.

[Catmatic Leftist]

Even though Glee is so cheesy and embarrassing, I cannot help but watch it.

[Jalapeno Enema]

Are spliffs supposed to taste like ham sandwhiches?It's been many a year since I heard the term "spliff".



I've been told to avoid Bloomington, IL at all costs.I could write a book on shitty Illinois towns; my last job saw me driving all over MO and IL.

I used to live in Collinsville, famous for having the world's largest ketchup bottle. If that's not the hallmark of a classy, cosmopolitan town, Idk what is.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/3035596141_6b129b6a5a.jpg

Course, there's Effingham, with this lovely landmark:
http://www.dailyencouragement.net/images/travel/i-70_cross.jpg

[Magón]

I just finished watching the doc. Army of God, and let me just say those people are so fucked in the head, it's not even funny. I mean one of the guys in the movie was "told by God", to circumcise himself. Another was just a 19 year old peon with no thoughts of his own, and of course to top it all off, they're all told to blow up, shoot, stab, abortion doctors, clinics, etc. when the time comes. Some of them, of course, already had.

It was interesting to see Paul Hill though, I thought he was already dead by the time the doc. was made. (It was like '05 or something?)

[Ele'ill]

I am making beats in Fruity Loops.

[Fawkes]

I love my name. Not on revleft, my irl name.

YOU ALL WILL NOT KNOW IT THOUGH BECAUSE THEN FASCISTS WILL FIND ME AND KILL ME!

I love mine too. A professor at my school a few days ago said I have a name that a rock star would have changed their real name to to use as their stage name. chyeah

I'll give you a hint, my last name forms part of the name of a very famous American muscle car.

[gorillafuck]

I love mine too. A professor at my school a few days ago said I have a name that a rock star would have changed their real name to to use as their stage name. chyeah

I'll give you a hint, my last name forms part of the name of a very famous American muscle car.
Uhh.....is it Montery? I know fuck all about cars, I had to surf the internet to find that.

My first name is a certain superheroes real name.

[Catmatic Leftist]

Clark?

[Bright Banana Beard]

Uhh.....is it Montery? I know fuck all about cars, I had to surf the internet to find that.

My first name is a certain superheroes real name.

Nice try, Joker.

[Pirate Utopian]

Nice try, Joker.

Superheroes and supervillains are not the same.

[Il Medico]

My name is terribly short.

Also terrible for googling myself.
Apparently I'm a dead painter.

[Tablo]

How many traveling folks have Thomas and Friends brutally murdered? I was forever disillusioned the day I saw the rabbit but now as an adult it's far worse- friends are dying beneath the friendly rumble of grinding rusted metal and spread for miles. It's like Thomas and his friends don't even notice.
Train hopping?

[Bright Banana Beard]

Unfortunately, I have listening disorder. It has always gave me anxiety, worry, fear of not understanding it correctly, fear of others not understanding, worry if I can understand it or not etc.

This explains why I am not social butterfly.

Fuck this shit, I don't deserve it. *Crying*

[¿Que?]

I had a dream I was in Georgia, the State in the US, not the country. It was weird, I think I was in some college town. I was on a road trip with my family, but I don't recall anyone in my family that in the dream. I remember there was an old man who looked like the guy in my avatar, but I think was supposed to be either my uncle or grandfather on my Dad's side. There were also two women, one of whom pulled out a gun, whom at first I thought was going to shoot me, but then I noticed the gun was pointed at herself. So that made me angry and I left the house we were staying at. I remember seeing a guy in a funny looking cowboy hat, and then I started flying. I land near a rustic area where a guy comes out of his house with two wine glasses. He's an actor, I've seen him before, but I can't recall what movies he was in. I can't say I liked him very much. He tells me about his wine cellar and pours two glasses of white wine from a tap thing that looks like a log. He goes back inside, and I recall someone else, another male family member that came looking for me, and then I wake up and some weird dancing show is on the TV.

I have to say, I woke up really depressed, because even though the dream was weird, it was vivid and much more interesting than my normal life.

[Ele'ill]

Unfortunately, I have listening disorder. It has always gave me anxiety, worry, fear of not understanding it correctly, fear of others not understanding, worry if I can understand it or not etc.

This explains why I am not social butterfly.

Fuck this shit, I don't deserve it. *Crying*


It's not that I've never liked one of the 'social butterfly' types- I've just never really trusted one- leftist or not. You're plenty social on the forum here and we're all real people. We just haven't met yet, perhaps one day we will.

[Ele'ill]

I have to say, I woke up really depressed, because even though the dream was weird, it was vivid and much more interesting than my normal life.

I took a two hour nap and had extremely weird dreams. I had a dream I was in a mountainous snowy area by myself- suddenly I was looking through the eyes of a friend who I haven't seen since middle school and they were skiing. They had made a map on some sort of electronic device- the end of the dream involved them posting to my facebook page (I don't remember the number of messages, 7, 9, 39 or 47) with the title 'this is where you've been, look familiar?'

[¿Que?]

I took a two hour nap and had extremely weird dreams. I had a dream I was in a mountainous snowy area by myself- suddenly I was looking through the eyes of a friend who I haven't seen since middle school and they were skiing. They had made a map on some sort of electronic device- the end of the dream involved them posting to my facebook page (I don't remember the number of messages, 7, 9, 39 or 47) with the title 'this is where you've been, look familiar?'
That's strange. Something about dreams, tho, I find them so fascinating. My own and other people's. I don't understand how our brain, which usually is pretty good and keeping things orderly and intelligible, basically throws all rhyme and reason out the window with dreams.

I mean, if it is in fact suppressed thoughts and emotions we are experiencing, why not be clear and direct about it. Why, for example, does my avatar have to stand in for my uncle or grandfather? Why did I not, instead, just dream about my uncle or my grandfather? Basically, why are our dreams, if they mean anything at all, symbolic and not direct?

Just a thought...

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

It's been many a year since I heard the term "spliff".

Meaning? :lol:

[Quail]

I keep having the weirdest dreams. I'm not sure what's triggered this phase of crazy dreams because I'm not taking many drugs. It could just be stress or something.

[Red Commissar]

I haven't had a dream in a month.

[F9]

i stumbled up on some illuminati conspiracys(eminem in particular how he was and now left) and as i was pretty bored i decided to give it a "try" and have a bit laugh with the idiots.I can honestly say, i read few "posts" and saw some youtube videos and i can say that the conclusion was that i got dumber after that:lol::laugh:
Sataaaan everywhere, Illuminati is behind the door, i am typing and my hands are shaping a pyramide, i am an ILLUMINATI i think:huh::lol:
Just as there are some smart people who can make you better person, learn from them, i have tonight found out that when idiocy comes HUGE it can also make you dumber.Way to go idiots:laugh:


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[¿Que?]

i stumbled up on some illuminati conspiracys(eminem in particular how he was and now left) and as i was pretty bored i decided to give it a "try" and have a bit laugh with the idiots.I can honestly say, i read few "posts" and saw some youtube videos and i can say that the conclusion was that i got dumber after that:lol::laugh:
Sataaaan everywhere, Illuminati is behind the door, i am typing and my hands are shaping a pyramide, i am an ILLUMINATI i think:huh::lol:
Just as there are some smart people who can make you better person, learn from them, i have tonight found out that when idiocy comes HUGE it can also make you dumber.Way to go idiots:laugh:


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Great story. Those people lack critical thinking skills.

[Red Commissar]

That kind of stuff only belongs in Deus Ex.

[Magón]

Alright, if you could have only one super power of your choice, what would it be?

Mine: Super Knowledge.

Now your turn.

[Fawkes]

Never run out of energy or get tired

[Pretty Flaco]

I played for like 30 minutes or so on that inFAMOUS game that comes free with the PS3 with my brother and it's ridiculous story was so funny. :lol:
and on a very unrelated note, I feel so bad for socially awkward people. It's not like I'm a social butterfly myself, but there are just some people that just seem like they have no friends. Sometimes I try to talk to them but they can be awkward and I think I can come off as egotistical.

[Ele'ill]

My super power would be able to trip/roll when I want and end it when I want without any consequences what so ever. Also to time travel. (they go together)

[Chambered Word]

I'd like to be able to turn invisible and back to visible again at will. That would be great for all kinds of shenanigans.

[Quail]

That sounds like a pretty cool power Mari3l.

I don't know what mine would be. Maybe shape-shifting. I could be at a demo and then bam, I turn into a tank or something.

[Salyut]

My super power would be able to trip/roll when I want and end it when I want without any consequences what so ever. Also to time travel. (they go together)

I just want a productive molecular manufacturing outfit in my backyard. Then I could build a bad ass spaceship and troll the world from orbit (also socialism). :cool:

[gorillafuck]

I'd have the ability to stop and start time.

[Catmatic Leftist]

I'd like the ability to create food and drink at will.

[Bright Banana Beard]

I like to be time manipulater. Which means I can time travel, freeze/ stop time, controls time so I can drink a cup of water while everyone else froze in time.

[Jalapeno Enema]

Meaning? :lol:
Just commenting. I think the last time I heard "spliff" was when I knew where to find thai sticks.

I know I'm outta the loop (years of screenings forced me to chose drugs or work), but I didn't know anybody used the term anymore. :)

[Il Medico]

I've had this conversation with some friends before. Most said time travel, or super strength, but I thought bigger. I'd want the power of all the stars in the universe at my finger tips. I could do pretty much any thing with that sort of power.

[gorillafuck]

I've had this conversation with some friends before. Most said time travel, or super strength, but I thought bigger. I'd want the power of all the stars in the universe at my finger tips. I could do pretty much any thing with that sort of power.Stars don't have powers.

Except heat.

[Il Medico]

Stars don't have powers.

Except heat.
Stars are massive nuclear reactors. The intense heat that they produce is a by product of this. For example, the amount of energy produced by the sun every second is about the same as a trillion one megaton atomic bombs. That is one star, for one second. The pure energy of all the stars in the universe (billions upon billions) is unfathomable. Being able to concentrate the raw energy they produce into what ever I wish would pretty much make me a god.

[gorillafuck]

So you wanna be a human nuke?

Lamest. Power. Ever.

[Il Medico]

So you wanna be a human nuke?

Lamest. Power. Ever.
No....

Nukes unleash massive amounts of energy in the form of an explosion. Nuclear Power Plants create energy that we then use to power our civilization. Stars work in a similar way as they are nuclear reactors. (the nuke thing was just so you could get the idea of just how much energy they produce.) What the 'super power' is is not exploding, or what not. But rather the ability to control the energy and apply it to whatever i wanted. Be it incinerating a tank or ripping a hole in the fabric of the universe, or creating elements. Basically nearly unlimited energy and the ability to apply it in any way i wish. Be a god basically.

[Il Medico]

http://tinypic.cc/files/1/129591571295121.png (http://tinypic.cc/x4ecdc2)

[Fawkes]

Queer burlesque and nude dancing show tuesday... chyeah chyeah

[Magón]

I've had this conversation with some friends before. Most said time travel, or super strength, but I thought bigger. I'd want the power of all the stars in the universe at my finger tips. I could do pretty much any thing with that sort of power.

If you had super knowledge, like I'd have, you could have that and more. You could even create a planet if you had super knowledge! :D

[Tablo]

http://tinypic.cc/files/1/129591571295121.png (http://tinypic.cc/x4ecdc2)
Thank you for that. :lol:

[kitsune]

If you had super knowledge, like I'd have, you could have that and more. You could even create a planet if you had super knowledge! :D

That's what I was thinking. Super intelligence would be the power to have. That way you could figure out how to get any other super power that would be possible.

[Ele'ill]

Putting things down on glass tables when you're stoned is really difficult

[Ele'ill]

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5724968/So-to-quit-smoking-continue-buying-cigarettes-and-smoking-them.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Philosiraptor

[Tablo]

I've been smoking since I got out of class. Think I did bad on my history exam.. :(

[Jalapeno Enema]

I've had this conversation with some friends before. Most said time travel, or super strength, but I thought bigger. I'd want the power of all the stars in the universe at my finger tips. I could do pretty much any thing with that sort of power.I'd rather harness their gravitational force to manipulate vast amounts to matter.

Or perhaps their magnetism (I'd put Magneto to shame.)
http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4126972/how-do-fucking-magnets-work.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Philosoraptor

[gorillafuck]

No....

Nukes unleash massive amounts of energy in the form of an explosion. Nuclear Power Plants create energy that we then use to power our civilization. Stars work in a similar way as they are nuclear reactors. (the nuke thing was just so you could get the idea of just how much energy they produce.) What the 'super power' is is not exploding, or what not. But rather the ability to control the energy and apply it to whatever i wanted. Be it incinerating a tank or ripping a hole in the fabric of the universe, or creating elements. Basically nearly unlimited energy and the ability to apply it in any way i wish. Be a god basically.I'd still be able to control time.

Because I'm not a lame-o!

[Fawkes]

I can no longer smoke cigarettes in parks, large public spaces, and beaches in New York City

[¿Que?]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052010/1273486902_*****-slap.gif (http://i.imgur.com/3UMRy.jpg)

[Il Medico]

http://tinypic.cc/files/g/gdx4263221.jpg (http://tinypic.cc/ed575fn)

[Magón]

I am SO fucked for my monday classes. :cursing: The three papers I had to write up have now all been somehow misplaced/deleted from my computer. I am SO fucked, because I had everything ready and to be sent off to my professors. And now, I've got nothing, and have to hurry and write three new ones.

(And I really liked how I worded my defense on two of the papers. Now I have to just wing it. :sneaky:)

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I'd like the power to manipulate and control electric circuits and electronics telepathically. That or telekinesis.

[Bright Banana Beard]

You all wack, im the best hero ever.

[Ele'ill]

So basically I can't watch any NHL streams because of god damned fucking DHS seizing domains all over the place- I'm going to call them up and tell them exactly how I feel about it. It's approaching playoff season - what the fuck is wrong with them?

[Bright Banana Beard]

We should have revleft nudism event in the future, I will be down on skinnydipping with yall and play the show trial.

[Ele'ill]

A group jacuzzi session at least

[kitsune]

A group jacuzzi session at least

No no: hot springs! We can visit the nine hells of Beppu!

[Ele'ill]

No no: hot springs! We can visit the nine hells of Beppu!

Exactly what I had in mind actually

[Ele'ill]

wrong thread

[¿Que?]

Finished my paper!!!!
AeTgx_pj6m8

[Fawkes]

If there's anything I'm good at it's getting naked.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Thanks to my massive sissyness when it comes to stinging insects, I lost a quarter of a kebab. Fuck.

[Quail]

What stinging insects are even out at this time of year?

Wasps scare the shit out of me. It's really pathetic how I scream and run away from them, and also probably hilarious to anyone who sees it.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

What stinging insects are even out at this time of year?

This was indoors. I think it was a hibernating bee or something.


Wasps scare the shit out of me. It's really pathetic how I scream and run away from them, and also probably hilarious to anyone who sees it.

I do panic a little bit, especially if I suddenly realise I've got a fucking bee or wasp on me.

[Jazzratt]

I do panic a little bit, especially if I suddenly realise I've got a fucking bee or wasp on me. I just let the little bastards get on with what they're doing, they fly away soon enough.I did have a particularly irritating experience in the summer when I was having a fag and this wasp just wouldn't leave my fucking face. It was crawling on my nose and shit.

[Quail]

I just let the little bastards get on with what they're doing, they fly away soon enough.I did have a particularly irritating experience in the summer when I was having a fag and this wasp just wouldn't leave my fucking face. It was crawling on my nose and shit.
See, I know that you're meant to just ignore them and that freaking out actually makes them more likely to sting, but I still go kind of crazy when one flies near me. In summer when they're everywhere I get nervous when I'm outside and find myself constantly checking that there aren't any wasps nearby. It's completely ridiculous.

Not quite so bad as my fear of mould though.

[Jazzratt]

See, I know that you're meant to just ignore them and that freaking out actually makes them more likely to sting, but I still go kind of crazy when one flies near me. In summer when they're everywhere I get nervous when I'm outside and find myself constantly checking that there aren't any wasps nearby. It's completely ridiculous. It's weird that I can be so serene when wasps and bees fly near me (I'm allergic to them, one managed to paralyse my arm when I was a kid, good times) but I will totally lose my shit if I see a (totally harmless) spider. Heaven forfend I ever have a spider crawl on me, I'd either pass out or go fucking berserk.


Not quite so bad as my fear of mould though. That's just weird though. :lol:

[Quail]

It's weird that I can be so serene when wasps and bees fly near me (I'm allergic to them, one managed to paralyse my arm when I was a kid, good times) but I will totally lose my shit if I see a (totally harmless) spider. Heaven forfend I ever have a spider crawl on me, I'd either pass out or go fucking berserk.
I love the mental image of you freaking out at a spider. :lol:

That's just weird though. :lol:
I honestly don't know why it bothers me so much. I just can't handle being near it. It's just one of those irrational phobias.

[Jazzratt]

I love the mental image of you freaking out at a spider. :lol:
You're so mean to me :(

I honestly don't know why it bothers me so much. I just can't handle being near it. It's just one of those irrational phobias. To be fair mould is fucking disgusting, but yeah I get the irrational phobia thing.

[Quail]

You're so mean to me :(

You know I don't mean it though. Most of the time I'm not mean to you at all. :)

[Jazzratt]

You know I don't mean it though. Most of the time I'm not mean to you at all. :) I know I was kidding, you're usually lovely :wub:
That said it's still mean to think that the way I react to spiders is funny :mad:

[kitsune]

Bees I don't mind. I like to sit and watch them buzz around. Not wasps. They scare me.

You don't even want to know about the Japanese Giant Hornet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_giant_hornet).

[Quail]

Those things look pretty terrifying :blink:

I'm so glad I live in the UK.

[Jazzratt]

You don't even want to know about the Japanese Giant Hornet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_giant_hornet). The best part of that article:

The Japanese honey bee, on the other hand, has a defense against attacks of this manner. When a hornet approaches the hive to release pheromones, the bee workers emerge from their hive in an angry cloud-formation with some 500 individuals. As they form a tight ball around the hornet, the ball increases in heat [47 °C (117 °F)) from their vibrating wing forming a convection oven, as the heat released by the bees' bodies is spread over the hornets. Because bees can survive higher temperatures (48 to 50 °C (118 to 122 °F)) than the hornet (44 to 46 °C (111 to 115 °F)), the latter dies. Nature is fucking amazing.

I recall reading somewhere that they put that same pheromone on things they sting. Perhaps I misremember though. Still, fuck hornets.

[gorillafuck]

WqBAPcVs5xM

"Let me pop a quick H on this box, this way we all know it's filled with hornets."

[Quail]

Ahh praise the god of babies going to sleep, my son has finally settled off to sleep. I can go to bed now, hallelujah.

[Ele'ill]

Then the crying begins, and when you get to them they have the half cry half smile face on.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Just got over the worst flu/fever of my life. Worst 5 days, ever.

[Magón]

I'M A FUCKING PRIMITIVIST MOTHAFUCKAS!!!







not really.

[Tablo]

So sleepy.. no sleep and 4 classes today. :(

[The Man]

My cat had the biggest shit ever, now his tail is paralyzed.

[Quail]

I got a CD by Johnny and June Carter Cash today and I was thinking, it must've looked a bit odd - a girl with a mohawk going and buying a country CD.

[Bright Banana Beard]

I just realized that Lady GaGa is coming here this Saturday for monster ball tour.

Plus, the weather is nice today.

[ColonelCossack]

my fingers smell like pebbles with partially evaporated seawater from the thames estuary. is this normal?

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

I think I may go hunt down Palingenisis. Can't be that many utterly fucking stupid sexist fucktards in Norther Ireland.

[Thirsty Crow]

my fingers smell like pebbles with partially evaporated seawater from the thames estuary. is this normal?

If you live in broader London area and have recently handled pebbles from the Thames estaury - probably.

I hope the authorities will not bust the illegal tobbaco sale here once EU admission passes. This shit rocks.

[F9]

Reactionary chatter threads are getting to 500 posts earlier!!! will we allow this?will we the communists stand defeated by the capitalists, the sexists, the reformists and the rest of the idiotic "company" of OI?Who will get to the XXX first?Will it be us or them?ITS A WAR!!!

[Thirsty Crow]

Reactionary chatter threads are getting to 500 posts earlier!!! will we allow this?will we the communists stand defeated by the capitalists, the sexists, the reformists and the rest of the idiotic "company" of OI?Who will get to the XXX first?Will it be us or them?ITS A WAR!!!
*dies screaming with a bullet lodged in his right eye*

[Tablo]

I'm down. :thumbup1:

[Bright Banana Beard]

Me gusta XXX

[Tablo]

I can't sleep cause my roommates are loud assholes. :(

[¿Que?]

Reactionary chatter threads are getting to 500 posts earlier!!! will we allow this?will we the communists stand defeated by the capitalists, the sexists, the reformists and the rest of the idiotic "company" of OI?Who will get to the XXX first?Will it be us or them?ITS A WAR!!!
I'll do my part for the cause.

[Tablo]

I miss the Kanye glasses avatars..

[Bright Banana Beard]

I am still alive, comrades!

[Le Libérer]

I am still alive, comrades!

That is good news!

[Le Libérer]

I am interviewing Daryll Jones (http://www.rollingstones.com/person/darryl-jones) for an article I am writing tomorrow for a music magazine! I'm very excited.

[Il Medico]

I miss the Kanye glasses avatars..
Me too actually.

Revival time. :cool:

[Tablo]

Me too actually.

Revival time. :cool:
Yay! :)

[Bright Banana Beard]

Fucking medicaid doesn't have audiologist in this county, fuck you!!

I'm stuck and do not know what to do.

[Il Medico]

tLPZmPaHme0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0)

[Bright Banana Beard]

I wish I am watching MXC, such outlandish commentary made me laugh.

[Rusty Shackleford]

i forgot how much i love that show

full of national stereotypes and racism though :(
fvixfNGGd_A

[Il Medico]

Last time I checked the goggles thing, there was tons of Il Medico hate from the super mature section of the revleft crowd. I must be doing something right. :cool:

[Bright Banana Beard]

Anton Chekov is awesome, especially "The Bet."

[Jalapeno Enema]

wanna sleep. too wired. can't complete sentences.

[¿Que?]

Meh...

[Quail]

I just tried to heat up some alphabetti for my son in the microwave and for some reason the microwave started flashing as though it was going to explode. Instead of turning it off, I just ran away, dragged my son into the other room and hid. Luckily Wolfie was around to run in and turn it off. :o

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

I just tried to heat up some alphabetti for my son in the microwave and for some reason the microwave started flashing as though it was going to explode. Instead of turning it off, I just ran away, dragged my son into the other room and hid. Luckily Wolfie was around to run in and turn it off. :o

STOP BLOWING UP THE GODDAM KITCHEN UTENSILS.

I don't like beeing woken up to 'ahh help Laurence! The microwave's gone funny I don't know what to to ahhhh ahhhhhh!'

But Kayl does look like a right idiot running around in panic.

[ed miliband]

tLPZmPaHme0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0)


I usually don't like that sort of stuff but <3 Nicki Minaj and John Waters, and one of the dudes looks like a fairly well-known British communist.

[Ele'ill]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/snugglesp11.gif

[Fawkes]

So, of the five screenplays I've been formulating and writing, two end in suicide, one in accidental suicide, one in murder, and one with a happy ending where the protagonist realizes they aren't going to die as they had been initially led to believe....... I'm fucked up

[Fawkes]

Crash is the pinnacle movies-that-make-rich-white-people-feel-good-about-themselves movie. No wonder it won Best Picture. (yes, I know I'm a few years late, but we were talking about it in my psych class so I got reminded of how much I hate it)

[Il Medico]

Crash is the pinnacle movies-that-make-rich-white-people-feel-good-about-themselves movie. No wonder it won Best Picture. (yes, I know I'm a few years late, but we were talking about it in my psych class so I got reminded of how much I hate it)
Which one? Cause the one I'm thinking of I don't really see how it could be called a 'make-rich-white-people-feel-good-about-themselves' movie. I don't remember it winning best picture either. It was an odd film...

[Pirate Utopian]

Which one? Cause the one I'm thinking of I don't really see how it could be called a 'make-rich-white-people-feel-good-about-themselves' movie. I don't remember it winning best picture either. It was an odd film...

I think he means the with Ludacris in it not the one with the car crash fetish.

[Fawkes]

Yeah, I'm talking about the one with Sandra Bullock, Ludacris, Matt Dillon, etc. The dumb movie that "tries" to address racism, but just makes a half-assed attempt to inflect humanity and cheesy "realizations that we're all people" rather than actually addressing any of the underlying causes of racism. Also, it does absolutely nothing to address racism against people of East/Southeast Asian descent even though they are featured in the film. It's like how Freedom Writers was a movie about alternative education and underpriveleged youth even though there wasn't any actual teaching in it or efforts to address what causes those rifts and inequities in society. But it's Hollywood.

[gorillafuck]

You're sure you're not talking about Crash Bandicoot?

[Pirate Utopian]

I thought Freedom Writers was another mighty whitey rip-off of Dangerous Minds but apparently it's based on real life. Still sucks.

[Il Medico]

Off to see Rocky Horror for the first time with some friends and the girl mentioned in Pour Your Heart Out.

This should be amazing. <3

[Pirate Utopian]

Justin Bieber's not so good at copkilling. He should hang out with Ice-T and learn the ropes.
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[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I've been so horny today. I've no idea why.

[Jazzratt]

I've been so horny today. I've no idea why. You were thinking of me, is why ;):lol:

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

You were thinking of me, is why ;):lol:

The stuff I was thinking of didn't involve you... :ohmy:

[Jazzratt]

The stuff I was thinking of didn't involve you... :ohmy: Lies.

[Ele'ill]

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/naughty-memes-y-u-so-pruny.jpg

[Ele'ill]

I haven't slept in a long time :mellow:

[Political_Chucky]

Ok everyone, I'm moving to Kansas! :| Sucksss....so long so cali

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Just click your heals and say "there is no place like home, there is no place like home, there is no place like..."

[Bright Banana Beard]

Why Kansas? Come to AC, NJ.

[Jazzratt]

I haven't slept in a long time :mellow: 37 hours 31.5 of which were spent drinking. It's an unusual feeling of lucid illucidity.

[gorillafuck]

is it just me or does revleft never stop drinking?

[Jazzratt]

is it just me or does revleft never stop drinking? It's international and you'll always get someone (or more) like me - drinking to stave off the inevitable hangover. If I keep it up for two more days though I'll be sitting pretty in a pub.

[F9]

is it just me or does revleft never stop drinking?

it donts usually, but even when it does, you cant tell the difference:lol:

[Fawkes]

My friend's last name is Glass and his parents are very "sexually charged" for lack of a better term (they have kama sutra books in their house). They were once at a glass blowing factory on a tour and the guide found out their last name and asked if they were glass blowers and the dad responded "No, but my wife is".

[Ele'ill]

37 hours 31.5 of which were spent drinking. It's an unusual feeling of lucid illucidity.


Yeah, I actually felt great the last two days. I had no anxiety at all and I felt really confident. I wasn't drinking although I'm about to now. I've noticed that sleep dep makes me feel human again.

[Ele'ill]

http://thisisphotobomb.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/photobomb-that-guy-how-did-you-discover-my-lair.jpg

[Tablo]

http://thisisphotobomb.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/photobomb-that-guy-how-did-you-discover-my-lair.jpg
Fucking creepy

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Ok everyone, I'm moving to Kansas! :| Sucksss....so long so cali
Where in Kansas?

[Jazzratt]

Jesus. My head feels like jelly full of barnyard animals. I've also been experiencing brief auditory hallucinations earlier today.

[Magón]

I've been up all night, and probably won't get any time to sleep during the day.

Also, I think people in Wisconsin are fucking insane . . . at least the ones I think are insane: Tea Baggers and their Governor.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I've been up all night, and probably won't get any time to sleep during the day.

Also, I think people in Wisconsin are fucking insane . . . at least the ones I think are insane: Tea Baggers and their Governor.
I'm not insane I'm just a wild child.

[Catmatic Leftist]

Where in Kansas?

Through the Yellow Brick Road!

[gorillafuck]

Jesus. My head feels like jelly full of barnyard animals. I've also been experiencing brief auditory hallucinations earlier today.Yikes, you should take it easy then. Also, lol "jelly full of barnyard animals".

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Jesus. My head feels like jelly full of barnyard animals. I've also been experiencing brief auditory hallucinations earlier today.

If alcohol is giving you hallucinations, maybe you should take that as some kind of warning sign...

[Fawkes]

I love going clubbing with my friend who is a sick dancer at hardstyle, jumping, and breakdancing. I just challenge other people to random dance offs with him.

[gorillafuck]

Wait, Jazzratt that's only from alcohol that you got auditory hallucinations?

If it's only alcohol then you might want to consider that you might be an alcoholic, dude? The only relation hallucinations have to alcohol, is when you're going through alcohol withdrawal and you're very alcoholic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_hallucinosis

[Fawkes]

I didn't go to bed til 11 this morning after not having eaten a single thing for 18 hours, I feel like shit

[Fawkes]

I have a painfully horrible short term memory. It is so bad that I actually forgot for a minute what I was originally going to post (this) when I clicked on chit chat. Even weirder when contrasted with my abnormally good long term memory. Annoying when you get an album and then can't remember what song on it you wanted to play.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Man, I've been addicted to the news for the last week or so. It seems like new stuff gets constantly updated about shit that's happening overseas.

[Lobotomy]

at dinner tonight with my friends, anarchism came up and 2 or 3 of them started criticizing it even though they don't even know wtf it is. "Well it sounds good on paper, but..." "Who would work at the sewers?!" fffffffuuuuuuuuu
It reminded me of when creationists diss evolution and say stupid shit like "If evolution is true, why do monkeys still exist?"

[Ele'ill]

Wait, Jazzratt that's only from alcohol that you got auditory hallucinations?


It likely has to do with sleep deprivation in conjunction with heavy alcohol use. I always get auditory hallucinations when I've been up for a while and often in relation to drinking heavily.

[Ele'ill]

Man, I've been addicted to the news for the last week or so. It seems like new stuff gets constantly updated about shit that's happening overseas.


Me too :thumbup1:

[Ele'ill]

I have a painfully horrible short term memory. It is so bad that I actually forgot for a minute what I was originally going to post (this) when I clicked on chit chat. Even weirder when contrasted with my abnormally good long term memory. Annoying when you get an album and then can't remember what song on it you wanted to play.

Does that mean that you eventually remember your short term memories of what you were going to do- you know, once they become long term or distant memories?

[gorillafuck]

"Well it sounds good on paper, but..." "Who would work at the sewers?!"Well, who would work the sewers?:lol:

what did you say?

[Lobotomy]

Well, who would work the sewers?:lol:

what did you say?

I think if there were any shitty jobs that nobody wanted to do, they could be split up among everyone (or everyone capable), kinda like jury duty.

I didn't want to get into rant mode with them, so I just recommended that they look into Kropotkin etc and explained that anarchism was more well thought-out then they believed. I probably didn't get through to them at all but whatever. I wasn't in the mood. .__.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

OK, so not too long ago I Googled my full name and was somewhat surprised yet also satisfied that nothing related to my person turned up. I Google my name now and guess what the first result is? My Facebook page. What the fuck is going on?

Also, while Googling for my username, I found my oooooold Digitally Imported forums account. Did I really say that Drum 'n' Bass was "boring"? :blink:

Good grief, the realisation that I've been on the internet for about a decade at least, and looking at the sort of posts I made back then, makes me feel really old. You really are a different person when you're younger.

[L.A.P.]

OK, so not too long ago I Googled my full name and was somewhat surprised yet also satisfied that nothing related to my person turned up. I Google my name now and guess what the first result is? My Facebook page. What the fuck is going on?

Also, while Googling for my username, I found my oooooold Digitally Imported forums account. Did I really say that Drum 'n' Bass was "boring"? :blink:

Good grief, the realisation that I've been on the internet for about a decade at least, and looking at the sort of posts I made back then, makes me feel really old. You really are a different person when you're younger.

I did the same thing, I used to be one of those people who wuz typin like dis.

[Jazzratt]

If alcohol is giving you hallucinations, maybe you should take that as some kind of warning sign...


Wait, Jazzratt that's only from alcohol that you got auditory hallucinations?

If it's only alcohol then you might want to consider that you might be an alcoholic, dude? The only relation hallucinations have to alcohol, is when you're going through alcohol withdrawal and you're very alcoholic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_hallucinosis

I'm more inclined to think that the sleep deprivation was a large factor in the experience, especially as the auditory hallucinations were generally neither very clear (familiar voices speaking just outside of the range where words are distinguishable or speaking in what sounded like glossolalia.) nor particularly unpleasant (certainly no "accusatory voices."). I would be far more inclined to be concerned if I had any other symptoms related to alcoholism; symptoms I tend to be on the look out for.

Thanks for the concern though. :)

[Quail]

OK, so not too long ago I Googled my full name and was somewhat surprised yet also satisfied that nothing related to my person turned up. I Google my name now and guess what the first result is? My Facebook page. What the fuck is going on?

Facebook changed its security settings without telling people a while ago. I have a fake surname on my facebook now because it was kind of weird googling myself and then seeing my picture on the first page.

[Magón]

Me too :thumbup1:

Me three!

[NoOneIsIllegal]

OK, so not too long ago I Googled my full name and was somewhat surprised yet also satisfied that nothing related to my person turned up. I Google my name now and guess what the first result is? My Facebook page. What the fuck is going on?

Also, while Googling for my username, I found my oooooold Digitally Imported forums account. Did I really say that Drum 'n' Bass was "boring"? :blink:

Good grief, the realisation that I've been on the internet for about a decade at least, and looking at the sort of posts I made back then, makes me feel really old. You really are a different person when you're younger.

I've learned to change my username or use different names on different boards frequently. I've actually gone to the extent of googling myself, and then going back and deleting on pages/forums any existence of my name and such info.
Also, I totally agree; it's embarrassing reading some of the stuff you write from years ago. Some stuff needs to be deleted :blushing:

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I'm hungry. I'm going to cook up some Thai food. Can't let fresh produce go to waste!

[Tablo]

Have my Korean midterm Wednesday and I can't help but feel like I'm going to fail. :(

[Ele'ill]

So basically the solution to there being ants all over your disgusting house is to place scraps of food on the floor away from where you're going to be sitting.

[Tablo]

So basically the solution to there being ants all over your disgusting house is to place scraps of food on the floor away from where you're going to be sitting.
ewwwwwwwwww