Favourite Insult?

[Manic Impressive]

What's your favourite insult?

Mine is "You look like an abortion in a bucket" an old manager of mine said it to a co-worker once and we laughed so loud she got in trouble for us making noise :laugh:

[Chambered Word]

"If I had a face like yours, I'd shave my arse, stand on my head and walk backwards."

More recently, I made this one up: "You must have your head so far up your own arse you're living in some kind of rectal Narnia."

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

'Kiss my sweaty balls you fat fuck', from the film In The Loop. It sounds best if delivered in a Glaswegian accent.

[Sentinel]

I like 'spineless liberal classtraitor', maybe because I also hate people it fits on so much. :)

[Obs]

I personally like the simplicity of "You fuck".

[khad]

The most devastating insult I've ever seen delivered was in an argument between two vets. Vet #1 mouths off on how liberal unpatriotic reporters deserve to get killed:


For the record I am a former US Army Officer who opposes both of these useless wars for Israel. However, your comments are repulsive. I sincerely hope you get the Nick berg treatment the next time (first time?) you leave the safety of your keyboard and encounter some "real world" friendly Islamics you wish to break bread with. So Let me get this straight--2 idiot reporters deceide to accompany armed insurgents who seek out and take aim at US Soldiers and im supposed to feel bad that they were blown to shit by our boys? Perhaps if they thought about their idiocy they wouldnt be pushing up daisies right now. Perhaps all of you armchair moralists should re-watch "breaker morant" which is a nice morailty tale for those of you who wish to apply comfortable, civilian classroom morals to individuals in harms' way who have seen countless numbers of their friends killed or maimed by the "heroic" resistance fighters you imagine this filth to be. Our troops are governed by the constant emotions of blood, anger, fear, and death. I care not a whim for the shit-eating reporters who wish to bring them ill. fuck them and fuck you.

And then veteran #2 comes in with this:


BTW I served as a crewchief door gunner in Company A 228th ASHB, 1st Air Cav, June 67-June 68. Flew ammo into the Citadel in Hue during Tet, helped in the relief of Khe Sahn (wow zigzag NVA trenches right up the the wire there) and flew in valley of death, the A Shau.

You be might free with the word "Fuck". Fuck me? I don't think either one of us would like it, but I'm sure you'd enjoy fucking yourself pissant. There is nothing so over rated as a fuck nor so under rated as a good shit, but I can't picture shitting you out and calling it a good shit.

[Il Medico]

'Your face is not worth sunburning'-Shakespeare

'You got your head so far up your ass the lump in your neck is your nose' -Don't remember who said it, but I laughed hard.

[Actor 1] 'Tonight was my best show yet, I had them glued to their seats!'
[Actor 2] 'Oh, how clever of you to think of it.'


'Wanker' as y'all might have guess is my favorite to use.

[Unclebananahead]

'where did you get those legs, KFC?'

[bricolage]

your mum's got athletes foot

[scarletghoul]

'piece of shit'

its old and simple but so so degrading and funny

[Os Cangaceiros]

"You long streak of paralysed piss."

The line can only be delivered by Bob Hoskins, though.

[Political_Chucky]

Sometimes I call my friend a cock goblin. Other then that, I don't insult much.

[Sam_b]

Trash this.

[Nolan]

Sam balls.

[Political_Chucky]

Sam balls.

LMAO THAT IS THE bEsT InSuLt YeT

[Pirate Utopian]

Yo momma.

[Luisrah]

Well, whenever someone says something, use the last word or words from their sentence and say:

[insert last word(s) from what the other guy said] is what your mom said when [make a joke about you sleeping with his/her mom, and saying your awesome at the same time]

Like, someone says

OMG THAT'S HUGE!

You go: That's what she said when I showed it to her last night.

I almost got in a fight because of that LOL but it was awesome

[Kuppo Shakur]

Poop-Face.

[Lyev]

your mum's got athletes footAnd, indeed, black face, black chest, blacker than soot?

[Political_Chucky]

Well, whenever someone says something, use the last word or words from their sentence and say:

[insert last word(s) from what the other guy said] is what your mom said when [make a joke about you sleeping with his/her mom, and saying your awesome at the same time]

Like, someone says

OMG THAT'S HUGE!

You go: That's what she said when I showed it to her last night.

I almost got in a fight because of that LOL but it was awesome

Isn't it funny when people get offended when you talk about their mom?

Usually when people talk about my mom, I make them feel bad for it. I will usually make an elaborate story about how my mom use to work for delta airlines as an airplane cleaner, and one day she on top of one and was cleaning one of the wings of the airplanes and it took off while she was working and fell to her death. Since I'm a pretty good actor and I keep it going for a while, they usually say sorry :)

I love my mom though.

[Rusty Shackleford]

i tend to say "fuck you" a lot.

[Nolan]

Isn't it funny when people get offended when you talk about their mom?

Usually when people talk about my mom, I make them feel bad for it. I will usually make an elaborate story about how my mom use to work for delta airlines as an airplane cleaner, and one day she on top of one and was cleaning one of the wings of the airplanes and it took off while she was working and fell to her death. Since I'm a pretty good actor and I keep it going for a while, they usually say sorry :)

I love my mom though.

When people talk bad about my mom I make them sorry for it. It's personal. Show no tolerance for it.

"If your ass takes it in the mom, then your mom takes it in the ass."

[Ele'ill]

:rolleyes: