If YOU had a nuke

[UnionofSovietSocialistRepublics]

This thread is inspired by a Outer Limits i caught on TV this morning. If you aquired a nuclear bomb, or built one, what would you do with it? There are many choices ranging from making outrageous demands, killing hundreds of thousands of people (perhaps government officials, undoubtably inncoent civilians), or simply handing it straight over to the law. I know this is a little far fetched but i think its interesting to see some of your reactions knowing that most people reading this are left wingers looking for a change in the pro-capitalist system that we live in, a change that perhaps could be achieved with the aid of such a weapon.

[Deniz Gezmis]

I'd shove it up Comrade RAF's arse.

[Loknar]

I'd do the same thing Death. And to his entire family to prevent such trash from being born again.

[Vinny Rafarino]

Remember kiddies, there's a thread in chit chat just for this pupose.


Happu RAF bashing! :lol:

[YKTMX]

Originally posted by [email protected] 3 2003, 12:47 PM
I'd shove it up Comrade RAF's arse.
:P Dear, dear. I know that shouldn't be funny, but it is!


Anyway, if I had a nuke I'd probably sell it to some Marxist dissidents and sit back and admire.

[dannie]

disarm it,

i'm an active protester against nukes, then why would i use them myself?

[Invader Zim]

I would tell the world to disarm or I would launch a nuke at them... :D

[Inti]

First I would take a HUGE loan, buy lots of flight tickets then I would invite the worlds crappiest leaders and corrupt bosses on a nice dinner at a deserted Island without any kind of animal life.. Then KABLAAAAMM:.. hasta la vista muthafuckas...

[Danton]

Strap a few cats to it, paint a big smiley face on it and shoot it up to the mother fuckin moon - see what happens.... Could be a right old hoot...

[sliverchrist]

Originally posted by [email protected] 3 2003, 08:59 PM
disarm it,

i'm an active protester against nukes, then why would i use them myself?
no shit
whats the point of world commmunism if theres no world left? <_<

[Exploited Class]

Use it to get Batman to come out of the woodworks and fight me and my 5 goons. I&#39;d give him a riddle on how to turn it off then set it on a timer for self-destruction, and since I know he would only disarm it when there was 5 seconds left, I would have the timer clock show it had one more minute than it really did.

or

Use it as a coffee table, it would be an intresting conversation starter. I&#39;d invite people over and they would be like, "Ooh what a neat table what is it?" and then I would wait till somebody put thier feet on it and say, "An armed nuclear bomb." and when they pulled away I&#39;d say, "Just joking it isn&#39;t armed." when they sigh with relief I would then say, "It is armed, wait no maybe it isn&#39;t.. I&#39;m not sure, but if it is anything could make it go off." I think that would be an intresting cocktail party. Oh and then I&#39;d have a flashing and beeping red light go off out of nowhere and I&#39;d say, "Oh my god it is armed&#33; Nobody make the lsightest move or breath." then I would fake a seizure right next to it. That would liven things up.

[suffianr]

Send it to the Smithsonian.

[Exploited Class]

I thought of one more use.

Take it to my High School Reunion.

"So what do you do Steve?"

"Well I am a big shot successful person that is better off than anybody else here, and you what have you done with yourself?"

"I made this nuke, while remembering how much you made fun of me in High School."

"I didn&#39;t make fun of you."

"I know, I was kidding to scare you. No I made it just so I would have a bombshell of date tonight&#33; Get it, bombshell&#33;?&#33;?&#33;"

yes I would get really puny with my older age I suspect and my jokes would stink.

[crazy comie]

threaten capitalists get power for comunist partys then disarm it.

[Dirty Commie]

Four words...white house press conference. My demands are met or else.

[Dark Capitalist]

I&#39;d destroy Israel.

[Sovietski Soyuz]

Originally posted by Dark [email protected] 4 2003, 06:50 PM
I&#39;d destroy Israel.
DC, everyone knows you&#39;re just out for the "glory" in being banned from a socialist message board, so why don&#39;t you just leave?

[Elect Marx]

It really depends on the size. If it is small, the pentagon is a nice target. That plane didn&#39;t do shit...for some odd reason. I don&#39;t know that there is any good reason to hold onto it. I think that is mostly an imperialist stratogy. Maybe some military base could be targeted but if you were to do anything, you would have to ensure that the USA could not use it as an excuss to exterminate the inhabitants of some poor country...not again, damn it&#33;

[elijahcraig]

I&#39;d definitely molest a few chickens, cows, and go to a seminar.

[Elect Marx]

Originally posted by [email protected] 4 2003, 11:55 PM
I&#39;d definitely molest a few chickens, cows, and go to a seminar.
Oh elijahcraig, we don&#39;t need to know about your personal life :lol: Ok, what the hell were you talking about anyway?

[elijahcraig]

You&#39;re no Marquis, vanquish.

[Dark Capitalist]

Originally posted by Sovietski Soyuz+Sep 4 2003, 02:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sovietski Soyuz @ Sep 4 2003, 02:54 PM)
Dark [email protected] 4 2003, 06:50 PM
I&#39;d destroy Israel.
DC, everyone knows you&#39;re just out for the "glory" in being banned from a socialist message board, so why don&#39;t you just leave? [/b]
Why would I want to be banned?

[Regicidal Insomniac]

Nuke the whales&#33;

[elijahcraig]

Nuke Domestic Petticoats&#33;

[lostsoul]

i&#39;d sell it on Ebay

[lostsoul]

Originally posted by Regicidal [email protected] 5 2003, 02:09 AM
Nuke the whales&#33;
Actually i&#39;d do that, if i don&#39;t sell it on ebay.


If we don&#39;t nuke the whales, who will?

We got to nuke something.

[UnionofSovietSocialistRepublics]

Originally posted by lostsoul+Sep 5 2003, 06:15 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lostsoul @ Sep 5 2003, 06:15 AM)
Regicidal [email protected] 5 2003, 02:09 AM
Nuke the whales&#33;
Actually i&#39;d do that, if i don&#39;t sell it on ebay.


If we don&#39;t nuke the whales, who will?

We got to nuke something. [/b]
LMAO thats the 20th century way(21st if u want to b modern) :lol:

[Rastafari]

I would hold onto it until I got mad enough and dumb enough to use it.

[Zombie]

If I had a nuke
I would puke
Play poker with Lucky Luke
Then up his ass, shove a cuke&#33;

[Urban Rubble]

Actually, if I had a nuke I&#39;d probably drop it on a certain female Canadian moderator with about 6000 posts house.

Nah, just kidding. I&#39;d probably drop it over the Atlantic Ocean, just to see the huge explosion.

[Goldfinger]

I thought of this the other day. Seeing a fission bomb blow a 5 kilometer deep crater and igniting the athmosphere sure would be a beautiful sight.

[Vinny Rafarino]

I would tie a lobster to it with a note that says;

"to fuckin&#39; Rubble with love from Orlando. From your favourite Austrian sex machine, Sergio"

And then aim it at Seattle.

[Sovietski Soyuz]

Originally posted by COMRADE [email protected] 5 2003, 09:26 PM
I would tie a lobster to it with a note that says;

"to fuckin&#39; Rubble with love from Orlando. From your favourite Austrian sex machine, Sergio"

And then aim it at Seattle.
Well, if you&#39;re going to do that, I have to catch the first plane out of this city. :D

[CubanFox]

We need to sticky Sergio&#39;s thread. It&#39;s a historic moment in Che Lives history.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I would threaten the US with it, and demand that they give the ownership of every American factory outside of the US to the local unions. I would keep the nuke for future threats.

[Sovietski Soyuz]

It would make an interesting conversation piece, I&#39;d think.

[honest intellectual]

The only thing a nuclear weapon can ever be used for is killing thousands of civilians.

Or you could trip the detenation switch and then phone the White House. Hold the receiver up to the nuke so they can hear it ticking. "Hear that?" you say, "That&#39;s The Bomb, BABY&#33;"

[Hampton]

Do nukes tick?

[suffianr]

Do nukes tick?

Only if they&#39;re strapped to the insides of shoe boxes or placed delicately inside oval metal containers, with a retangular LCD display with bright red numbers, planted in abandoned warehouses next to dockyards by evil geniuses bent on world domination.

Otherwise, no.

[Funky Monk]

I&#39;d put it on my mantelpiece, would make an interesting ice-breakre at parties.

[Saint-Just]

I would give it to North Korea.

[Funky Monk]

They&#39;re quite happy making their own

[YKTMX]

Originally posted by Chairman [email protected] 7 2003, 02:15 PM
I would give it to North Korea.
:lol:

[Urban Rubble]

"I would tie a lobster to it with a note that says;

"to fuckin&#39; Rubble with love from Orlando. From your favourite Austrian sex machine, Sergio"

And then aim it at Seattle. "

HA &#33; That sucks, now we got 2 nukes aimed at us. I figure if North Korea actually DID have nukes and decided to use them, they&#39;d probably aim for Seattle. What with Boeing here and all. I&#39;d much rather be nuked by RAF then by North Korea.

[RebeldePorLaPAZ]

well if i was part of a reble group i&#39;ll use it to my advantage and make damands.

if i just had it and had no use for it ill give it to the government and tell them i found iraqs weapons of mass destruction and collect my 100 million dollars. and then ill start my own reble group. :D

[Blibblob]

Who wants to have an orgy with me and the nuke?
Anybody? I swear, I&#39;m not that ugly.

[Desert Fox]

Wipe out a etire race ;)

[suffianr]

Wipe out a etire race

Oh no, not another confused little boy. Hmmm, you pathetic little facists certainly like to announce your &#39;arrival&#39; on the scene in such supposedly &#39;shocking&#39; ways, don&#39;t you? What, was that statement intended to terrify the living daylights out of my poor little pinko soul? Am I supposed to be fuming with indignation or cringing back in fear of the Neo-Nazi onslaught? :lol:

[Desert Fox]

Originally posted by [email protected] 11 2003, 07:26 AM

Wipe out a etire race

Oh no, not another confused little boy. Hmmm, you pathetic little facists certainly like to announce your &#39;arrival&#39; on the scene in such supposedly &#39;shocking&#39; ways, don&#39;t you? What, was that statement intended to terrify the living daylights out of my poor little pinko soul? Am I supposed to be fuming with indignation or cringing back in fear of the Neo-Nazi onslaught? :lol:
Not really, I was not serious really. Nukes are a way of the past, I prefer chemical weapons. Why should I make your fear me, you have nothing to fear from me. Btw nice ninja scroll avatar . Altough cowboy bebop is better ...

[suffianr]

Jawohl, der Übermensch&#33; Ja, das ist gut möglich&#33;

[Jesus Christ]

id drop it on Stalins grave

[Sasafrás]

Use it to destroy this idiotic thread.

~ Sassy

EDIT: The attachment has absolutely nothing to do with anything except Passover. I just enjoy Hebrew, so I posted it...

[Desert Fox]

Originally posted by [email protected] 11 2003, 07:29 PM
Jawohl, der Übermensch&#33; Ja, das ist gut möglich&#33;
Tomas :P

[suffianr]

Whatever, Adolf.

Aren&#39;t you supposed to be reciting Mein Kampf right now? Right before Mummy tucks you in? Run along, little Adolf. Tomorrow&#39;s a whole new day&#33;